Name: 柯南的毀滅性的喬-拜登笑話 - CONAN on TBS (Conan’s Devastating Joe Biden Jokes - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-11-20T18:36:50.000Z
Duration: 3 min 42 s

last night on this show, we had this big moment that I think has resonated across the country.

昨晚在這個節目中，我們有這個重要的時刻 我認為已經在全國範圍內引起共鳴。

We revealed the snack that Joe Biden looks the most like.

我們揭祕了喬-拜登最像的小吃。

Last week I asked my fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snack Joe Biden looks the most like.

上週，我讓我的粉絲們去coco點點網團隊，投票選出喬-拜登最像哪種小吃。

Well, Donald Trump, we know, has been compared to an orange Cheeto for four or five years now.

好吧，唐納德-特朗普，我們知道，已經被比作一個橙色的奇多，已經有四五年了。

But what snack item does Joe Biden, the new president, resemble most Well, guess what?

但新任總統喬-拜登最像什麼零食呢？ 你猜怎麼著？

Our fans overwhelmingly chose Japanese shrimp chip.

我們的粉絲絕大多數都選擇了日本蝦片。

我認為這是一個很好的決定，安迪。

And now that we know that according to America, Biden looks like a Japanese shrimp chip, we can now work that comparison into our monologue jokes.

現在我們知道，按照美國人的說法，拜登看起來像日本的蝦片，我們現在可以把這種比較運用到我們的獨白笑話中。

And our monologue will be as edgy and political Aceh ever.

而我們的單口相聲也將是亞齊有史以來最前衛和政治的。

President elect Biden finally met with President Trump at the White House.

當選總統拜登終於在白宮與特朗普總統會面。

The two men got along pretty well until Trump dunked Biden in a ponzu sauce Oh, because of the shrimp chip.

兩人相處的還算融洽，直到特朗普把拜登灌進了盆栽醬哦，因為蝦片。

Joe Biden is pulling surprisingly well among libertarians and even better among pesky Terrians.

喬-拜登在自由主義者中拉得出奇的好，在討厭的特立獨行者中拉得更好。

Good God, The Biden people must be just shitting themselves right now.

天哪 拜登的人現在一定是在拉屎吧

Joe Biden is exactly like a Japanese shrimp chip.

There were plenty of better choices for your party, but if he's all you've got Hell dio Oh, a man.

有很多更好的選擇，你的黨， 但如果他是你已經得到了地獄迪奧哦，一個人。

Did you know both Joe Biden and shrimp chips have one thing in common?

你知道喬-拜登和蝦片都有一個共同點嗎？

They both have a shelf life of 120 years.

Here we dio Biden is just like a shrimp chip in that Donald Trump will never have either one at the White House for lunch.

在這裡，我們迪奧拜登就像蝦片一樣，唐納德特朗普永遠不會在白宮吃任何一個人的午餐。

There's animosity between Biden and Trump.

Joe Biden is just like a bag of shrimp chips.

Both recently spent four years on the shelf.

最近，這兩款產品都在貨架上度過了4年。

Biden's lucky we didn't think of this in June?

拜登很幸運，我們在6月沒有想到這一點？

If we thought of Japanese shrimp chip in June, he would not be our president right now.

如果我們在6月想到日本的蝦片，他現在就不是我們的總統了。

我們延後了，因為這是毀滅性的。

What can you accomplish is a world leader When everyone knows you look like a Japanese shrimp chip.

當大家都知道你長得像日本蝦片的時候，你能成就什麼呢，你是世界領袖。

This is gonna devastate him with world leaders.

這會讓他在世界各國領導人那裡受到打擊。

He's going to try and meet with everybody to talk about the economy.

他要試著和大家見面，談談經濟問題。

It's going to get together with other world leaders.

它要和其他世界領導人聚在一起。

There will be like, Here comes the shrimp chip death.

 Anyway, Glad we held off and congratulations, America, for coming up with the perfect snack food that President elect Joe Biden looks just like. 

不管怎樣，很高興我們堅持了下來，恭喜你，美國，你想出了完美的零食，當選總統喬-拜登看起來就像。

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柯南的毀滅性的喬-拜登笑話 - CONAN on TBS (Conan’s Devastating Joe Biden Jokes - CONAN on TBS)

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