That's right.

是的

We revealed the snack that Joe Biden looks the most like.

我們揭祕了喬-拜登最像的小吃。

Let me explain.

讓我解釋一下。

Last week I asked my fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snack Joe Biden looks the most like.

上週，我讓我的粉絲們去coco點點網團隊，投票選出喬-拜登最像哪種小吃。

Why did we do this?

我們為什麼要這麼做？

Well, Donald Trump, we know, has been compared to an orange Cheeto for four or five years now.

好吧，唐納德-特朗普，我們知道，已經被比作一個橙色的奇多，已經有四五年了。

And we thought, OK, that's done.

我們想，好吧，就這麼定了。

But what snack item does Joe Biden, the new president, resemble most Well, guess what?

但新任總統喬-拜登最像什麼零食呢？ 你猜怎麼著？

Our fans overwhelmingly chose Japanese shrimp chip.

我們的粉絲絕大多數都選擇了日本蝦片。

I think that's a good decision, Andy.

我認為這是一個很好的決定，安迪。

I endorse it fully.

我完全贊同。

Yeah, this is exciting wonders.

是啊，這是令人興奮的奇蹟。

And now that we know that according to America, Biden looks like a Japanese shrimp chip, we can now work that comparison into our monologue jokes.

現在我們知道，按照美國人的說法，拜登看起來像日本的蝦片，我們現在可以把這種比較運用到我們的獨白笑話中。

And our monologue will be as edgy and political Aceh ever.

而我們的單口相聲也將是亞齊有史以來最前衛和政治的。

Let's get to it.

我們開始吧

Shall we check these out on today?

我們今天要不要去看看這些？

President elect Biden finally met with President Trump at the White House.

當選總統拜登終於在白宮與特朗普總統會面。

The two men got along pretty well until Trump dunked Biden in a ponzu sauce Oh, because of the shrimp chip.

兩人相處的還算融洽，直到特朗普把拜登灌進了盆栽醬哦，因為蝦片。

Yep.

是的。

Joe Biden is pulling surprisingly well among libertarians and even better among pesky Terrians.

喬-拜登在自由主義者中拉得出奇的好，在討厭的特立獨行者中拉得更好。

We're on fire.

我們著火了

You can't not like any of these.

你不能不喜歡這些。

I dare you.

你敢嗎？

Internet thes air.

互聯網的空氣。

Perfect.

完美的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Good God, The Biden people must be just shitting themselves right now.

天哪 拜登的人現在一定是在拉屎吧

These air so deadly.

這些空氣如此致命。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Joe Biden is exactly like a Japanese shrimp chip.

喬-拜登就像日本的蝦片一樣。

There were plenty of better choices for your party, but if he's all you've got Hell dio Oh, a man.

有很多更好的選擇，你的黨， 但如果他是你已經得到了地獄迪奧哦，一個人。

Yeah, that's a good one.

是啊，這是一個很好的一個。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Did you know both Joe Biden and shrimp chips have one thing in common?

你知道喬-拜登和蝦片都有一個共同點嗎？

They both have a shelf life of 120 years.

它們的保質期都是120年。

Kazon Kazan, guru.

卡松-卡贊，大師。

Here we dio Biden is just like a shrimp chip in that Donald Trump will never have either one at the White House for lunch.

在這裡，我們迪奧拜登就像蝦片一樣，唐納德特朗普永遠不會在白宮吃任何一個人的午餐。

There's animosity between Biden and Trump.

拜登和特朗普之間有敵意。

Hey, wouldn't like a shrimp chip.

嘿，不喜歡吃蝦片。

Anyway, here we go.

總之，在這裡，我們去。

Joe Biden is just like a bag of shrimp chips.

喬-拜登就像一袋蝦片。

Both recently spent four years on the shelf.

最近，這兩款產品都在貨架上度過了4年。

Yes, yes, and that's it.

是的，是的，就是這樣。

That's all we got.

這就是我們的全部。

Come on.

來吧。

Biden's lucky we didn't think of this in June?

拜登很幸運，我們在6月沒有想到這一點？

Yes.

是的，我知道

If we thought of Japanese shrimp chip in June, he would not be our president right now.

如果我們在6月想到日本的蝦片，他現在就不是我們的總統了。

We held off because this is devastating.

我們延後了，因為這是毀滅性的。

What can you accomplish is a world leader When everyone knows you look like a Japanese shrimp chip.

當大家都知道你長得像日本蝦片的時候，你能成就什麼呢，你是世界領袖。

This is gonna devastate him with world leaders.

這會讓他在世界各國領導人那裡受到打擊。

He's going to try and meet with everybody to talk about the economy.

他要試著和大家見面，談談經濟問題。

It's going to get together with other world leaders.

它要和其他世界領導人聚在一起。

There will be like, Here comes the shrimp chip death.

會有像，蝦片死神來了。

Anyway, Glad we held off and congratulations, America, for coming up with the perfect snack food that President elect Joe Biden looks just like.

不管怎樣，很高興我們堅持了下來，恭喜你，美國，你想出了完美的零食，當選總統喬-拜登看起來就像。