Congratulations, I heard you had a baby.

恭喜你，聽說你有了孩子。

I had a baby, yeah, just a couple of days ago.

我有一個孩子，是的，就在幾天前。

Well not you didn't have a baby.

嗯，不是你沒有孩子。

I actually did it, I had the baby.

我真的做到了，我有了孩子。

It's never been done before.

這是以前從來沒有做過的。

No, we had a baby.

不，我們有一個孩子。

Did it hurt?

疼嗎？

Not that bad, wait, was a couple of days ago.

沒那麼糟，等等，是幾天前的事了。

Last Wednesday, my wife gave birth to a boy,

上週三，我妻子生了一個男孩。

which is our first boy, so it was very exciting yeah.

這是我們的第一個男孩， 所以這是非常令人興奮的是的。

(crowd clapping)

（人群鼓掌）

Actually, it's great that you're on tonight

其實，今晚你能上場就好了

because I don't know what I'm doing.

因為我不知道我在做什麼。

And you actually have a little girl and a little boy.

而你居然有一個小女孩和一個小男孩。

Yeah.

是啊。

And so you can help me out.

所以你可以幫我。

Well, I don't know what I'm doing either but, yeah.

好吧，我也不知道我在做什麼，但是，是的。

Really, really I mean.

真的，真的，我的意思是。

You don't have to have a license.

你不一定要有執照。

You don't have to have a license?

你不一定要有執照嗎？

I clearly need a license.

我顯然需要一個許可證。

One of the things they've warned me about

他們警告我的其中一件事是：

is you've got to make sure that our daughter

是你得確保我們的女兒。

doesn't get jealous.

不吃醋。

So they told us all these things, like give her presents

所以他們告訴我們這些事情，比如給她送禮物

and say, it's from the baby boy who just showed up

說是剛出生的小男孩送的。

but I think she knows something's up.

但我想她知道有什麼事。

She's like, "how did he buy these."

她的樣子，"他怎麼買這些。"

He doesn't have any money.

他沒有錢

Yeah, where did he go?

是啊，他去哪了？

Maybe he has a credit card.

也許他有一張信用卡。

Yeah, exactly, there's all these weird things like that

是啊，沒錯，有所有這些奇怪的事情，像這樣的

that you think.

你認為。

did you have to worry about that?

你要擔心這個嗎？

Yeah, well I think we did that too

是啊，我想我們也是這樣做的

and my daughter is pretty savvy, she's like,

和我的女兒是相當精明的，她的喜歡，

"yeah, daddy told me that it came from Deacon

"是啊，爸爸告訴我，它來自執事

but I know he went and bought it himself."

但我知道他是自己去買的。"

She's very savvy

她很精明

but there is like a big difference between boys and girls.

但男生和女生之間就像有很大的區別。

They're so different.

他們是如此的不同。

Like even tonight I was just, I was leaving the hotel

就像今晚我離開酒店時一樣

and my son, he has just a really quick temper

和我的兒子，他只是一個非常快速的脾氣。

and I said, "I have to go to work."

我說，"我得去上班了"

And he went and he threw his truck at me.

他走了，他把他的卡車扔給了我。

and Ava goes, "now Deacon."

和艾娃去，"現在執事。"

She goes, "mommy has to go to work

她說："媽媽要去上班了

so she can make money so she can pay the bill.

這樣她就可以賺錢，這樣她就可以支付賬單。

So you can keep your pillow and your blanket."

所以你可以保留你的枕頭和毯子。"

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

That's incredible.

這真是不可思議。

That's scary.

那是可怕的。

I laughed so hard.

我笑得很開心

She's incredible.

她是不可思議的。

And she did it all while she was coloring.

而且她在著色的時候也做了這一切。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why she's got attitude also.

是啊，是啊，是啊，所以她也有態度。

I can do this and color at the same time.

我可以做到這一點，同時也可以著色。

She didn't even look up.

她連頭都沒抬。

That is amazing.

這真是太神奇了

The other thing they told us about was, I mean,

他們告訴我們的另一件事是，我的意思是。

so far our boy is so mellow,

到目前為止，我們的孩子是如此的圓潤。

he's just a baby, but our daughter was so kind of intense

他只是一個嬰兒，但我們的女兒是如此強烈的一種

and the baby's like goo goo, you know.

和寶寶的喜歡咕咕，你知道的。

He's here, he's chilling out.

他在這裡，他在冷靜。

He's here, he's doing a good job

他在這裡，他做得很好。

but no, two is a whole new thing

但不，兩個是一個全新的東西

and one thing the pediatrician told us to do

兒科醫生讓我們做的一件事是：

is when you talk to your daughter,

就是你跟女兒說話的時候。

come up with all these things

想出這些東西

so that she doesn't get jealous,

這樣她就不會吃醋了。

say, "you've got the pockets on your pants.

說："你的褲子上有口袋。

Little Beckett doesn't have that

小貝克特沒有那個

'cause he's too little, like and I thought,

"因為他太小了，喜歡和我想，

it just sounds like we're taunting the new baby.

這聽起來就像我們在嘲弄新的嬰兒。

You can walk but he can't because he's too little, like,

你能走，但他不能走，因為他太小了，像。

people overthink it maybe.

人想多了也許。

You know, no somebody told me

你知道，沒有人告訴我

like a director of a school or something,

就像一個學校的主任什麼的。

make sure you complain about the baby to the older child.

一定要向大孩子抱怨寶寶的事情。

Like, his crying is really hurting my ears.

就像，他的哭聲真的很傷我的耳朵。

I really don't like it when the baby,

我真的不喜歡當寶寶。

like and I thought that was kind of weird and somewhat evil.

喜歡和我認為這是一種奇怪的，有點邪惡。

I really hate your brother.

我真的很討厭你哥哥

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

Maybe you and I should just go hate your brother.

也許你和我應該去恨你的兄弟。

Yeah exactly., that's a good idea.

沒錯，這是個好主意。

You seem like you'd be a terrific mom.

你看起來像你會是一個了不起的媽媽。

You're very together.

你們很合得來。

You're a very well-organized person, I've read.

你是個很有條理的人，我看過。

Is that true, is that fair to say?

這是真的嗎，這樣說公平嗎？

You know, I don't think I am.

你知道，我不認為我是。

And then I have these moments where I'm just you know,

然後我有這些時刻，我只是你知道，

over the summer we went to visit Ryan's parents

暑假我們去看望瑞安的父母。

in Delaware and they had just gotten this new house

在特拉華州，他們剛剛得到這個新的房子，

and everybody was kind of sleeping and I was jet lagged.

每個人都在睡覺，我是時差。

So I woke up early and I tiptoed

所以我早早的就起床了，我躡手躡腳的走了過去

and I discovered she had one of those label makers

我發現她有一個標籤製作機

and I started labeling her house

我開始給她的房子貼標籤

and I was like, and then she came down.

我當時想，然後她就下來了。

She's like, "what are you doing?"

她的樣子，"你在做什麼？"

I said, "I was just labeling your China

我說："我只是在給你的中國貼標籤。

and your napkin drawer."

和你的餐巾紙抽屜。"

And she just was like, "what are you doing?"

她只是想，"你在做什麼？"

It was just odd.

這只是奇怪的。

I mean, I can see that.

我的意思是，我可以看到這一點。

Some people will relax that way but just, you know,

有些人會放鬆這種方式，但只是，你知道。

it's weird to do it in someone else's home probably,

在別人的家裡做，可能很奇怪。

you know?

你知道嗎

Or your mother-in-law's home, that wasn't very good.

還是你婆婆家，那不是很好。

You showed up here and you made a label for me

你出現在這裡，你給我做了一個標籤。

that said "host" and you put that right on your head.

說 "主機"，你把那對你的頭。

You know, it makes things very clear.

你知道，這讓事情變得很清楚。

Yeah, clear and simple.

是啊，簡單明瞭。

Everyone knows their place, you stay over there.

每個人都知道自己的位置，你呆在那邊。

You stay there, you're host, I'm guest.

你留在那裡，你是主人，我是客人。

We work this out.

我們解決這個問題。

Now I want to talk about this movie,

現在我想談談這部電影。

I saw this movie a couple of days ago and it blew me away.

幾天前我看了這部電影，讓我大開眼界。

After you had a baby you went and saw a movie, oh my God.

生完孩子後，你去看了一場電影，天啊。

This is one of the last things I did

這是我最後做的一件事

before the baby was born.

在嬰兒出生前。

Oh, that's great.

哦，那是偉大的。

I'm sure your wife was happy about that.

我相信你的妻子一定會很高興的。

No you go honey.

不，你走吧，親愛的。

She came with me.

她跟我一起來的。

I'll just be in labor.

我只是在生產。

No, she came with me, she wasn't in labor yet.

不，她是跟我一起來的，她還沒有生產。

Oh cool.

哦，酷。

We came, we saw the movie and then that did it.

我們來了，我們看了電影，然後就這樣了。

Whoa.

哇。

It was that good, the baby was like,

就是這麼好，寶寶就像。

"there must be more films like this in the world."

"世界上一定有更多這樣的電影。"

No, it really is an extraordinary film

不，這真的是一部非凡的電影

and it's a great love story.

這是一個偉大的愛情故事。

Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash.

約翰尼-卡什 瓊-卡特-卡什

This is an amazing story

這是個神奇的故事

and what I didn't realize is you sing in this movie,

我不知道的是你在這部電影裡唱歌。

but when you got the role,

但當你得到這個角色，

you didn't know that you were really going to be singing.

你不知道你真的要去唱歌。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

No, I was a little bit of hoodwinked there.

不，我是有點蒙圈了。

They told me I had this job

他們告訴我，我有這份工作

and I was going to do the acting part and play June Carter.

而我要做的是演戲 扮演June Carter.

and then about two weeks after I signed all the contracts

然後大約兩個星期後，我簽署了所有的合同。

the director called me up and he said,

導演打電話給我，他說：

"I want you to come to my house."

"我想讓你來我家。"

And I came to his house

我來到他家

and he said, "sing a little something for me."

他說，"唱一點東西給我。"

I was like, "why?"

我當時想，"為什麼？"

He said, "Oh, 'cause I'm gonna have you

他說："哦，因為我要讓你... ...

record all her tracks."

記錄她所有的曲目。"

And I just freaked out

而我只是嚇壞了

'cause I've never sung before professionally

因為我從來沒有唱過專業的歌。

and more ever than that

不止如此

I have stage fright, terrible stage fright.

我有怯場，可怕的怯場。

I sweat, my knees sweat, my ears sweat

我出汗了，我的膝蓋出汗了，我的耳朵出汗了

when I see more than 20 people,

當我看到超過20人。

it makes me very nervous.

這讓我非常緊張。

Right, right, don't look over there.

對對對，不要看那邊。

There's no one there, it's a laugh track.

那裡沒有人，是個笑料。

Get out.

出去吧

But you know, what's funny is I mean

但是，你知道，什麼是有趣的是我的意思。

and I'm not just saying this.

我不只是說這個。

You're great, you do a fantastic job.

你很棒，你做得很好。

You're a great singer

你是個好歌手

and so it's a little hard for me to believe

所以我很難相信

that you hadn't done it before.

你以前沒做過。

How did you get to that point where you can sing like this?

你怎麼會唱到這樣的地步？

Well, we practiced, we did six months of voice lessons.

好吧，我們練習過，我們上了半年的語音課。

And then we recorded an album over six months

然後我們錄製了一張專輯，歷時半年

but that was a long time to rehearse for a movie.

但這是一個很長的時間排練的電影。

I mean, we usually rehearse for a week

我的意思是，我們通常會排練一個星期

and I got to learn how to sing basically,

我還學會了如何唱歌，基本上。

this man, Roger Love taught me how to sing.

這個人，羅傑-拉芙教我唱歌。

And now you're a little uncomfortable.

現在你有點不舒服了。

'cause people I understand, are coming up to you

因為據我所知，人們都來找你了

and saying you're a great singer,

並說你是一個偉大的歌手。

and you feel like, "Oh no, I'm not."

你覺得，"哦，不，我不是。"

Yeah, well this morning I was on Good Morning America

是啊，今天早上我上了《早安美國》節目

and I was in the elevator with Garth Brooks

我和加思-布魯克斯在電梯裡。

and there's like 12 people in the elevator

有像12人在電梯裡的

and there was Garth Brooks

還有Garth Brooks

and he's this big country music star

他是這個大的鄉村音樂明星

and someone across the elevator,

和電梯對面的人。

across Garth Brooks to me goes,

橫跨加思-布魯克斯給我去。

"Reece, I heard you're a really good singer in the movie,

"瑞斯，聽說你在電影裡唱得很好。

you're so good, oh my gosh, I didn't know you could sing."

你是如此之好， 哦，我的天哪，我不知道你會唱歌。"

And I keep looking at him going,

而我一直看著他走。

"no, I can't, I can't."

"不，我不能，我不能。"

I was so embarrassed

我很尷尬

and he's like, "Oh, you're trying to sing in this movie?"

他說，"哦，你想在這部電影裡唱歌？"

I was like.

我很喜歡。

Yeah, it just feels like,

是的，它只是感覺像。

"I don't want Garth Brooks in the elevator

"我不希望加思-布魯克斯在電梯裡

when this is happening."

當這一切發生的時候。"

And then she's like, "no, you're the best singer

然後她說，"不，你是最好的歌手

in the elevator."

在電梯裡。"

(crowd laughing)

（眾人笑）

Not good, not good.

不好，不好。