This is important.

這一點很重要。

It's very important.

這是非常重要的。

I mean, there's a lot going on, but this is important.

我的意思是，有很多事情要做，但這很重要。

Yes, thank you.

是的，謝謝你。

We all know Donald Trump looks like an orange Cheeto and people have been making orange Cheeto jokes for a long time, and we can agree on that.

我們都知道唐納德-特朗普看起來像一個橙色的奇多，人們已經開了很長時間的橙色奇多的玩笑，我們可以同意這一點。

That was never in contention.

這一點從來沒有爭論過。

A divided country.

一個分裂的國家。

But everyone agreed.

但大家都同意。

Donald Trump looks like an orange Cheeto, and that comparison has served late night comedians.

唐納德-特朗普看起來像一個橙色的奇多，這種比較已經為深夜喜劇演員服務。

Vory well, but now we're moving on.

好吧，但現在我們要繼續前進。

And that begs the question.

這就引出了一個問題。

What snack does Joe Biden look like?

喬拜登像什麼零食？

Yeah, we need to know how to make fun of him.

是啊，我們需要知道如何取笑他。

Exactly.

就是這樣

And the only way to make fun of a president is by knowing what snack he looks like.

而取笑總統的唯一方法就是知道他長得像什麼點心。

Exactly.

就是這樣

It's the only way.

這是唯一的辦法。

Trust me, we're professionals and we've looked into it.

相信我，我們是專業人士，我們已經調查過了。

Anyhoo, last week I told our fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snacks Joe Biden look like the most.

無論如何，上週我讓我們的粉絲去團隊coco點點網投票，看看喬拜登最像哪種小吃。

Now we gave him five choices yogurt covered raisin, pirate booty, Japanese shrimp chip, cotton candy and saltine.

現在我們給了他五種選擇，酸奶包著葡萄乾，海盜戰利品，日本蝦片，棉花糖和鹽巴。

There was also a place to write in your answers.

還有一個地方可以寫上自己的答案。

A lot of people wrote in Frosted mini Wheat, which you can see that it's not bad.

很多人在磨砂迷你小麥中寫道，你可以看到它還不錯。

That's not bad.

這還不錯。

We also got plenty of marshmallow and Nilla wafers.

我們還買了很多棉花糖和尼拉威化餅。

Yeah, but there was a clear winner, and we're gonna announce that winner right now.

是的，但有一個明顯的贏家， 我們要宣佈的贏家現在。

We had a total of over 4000 votes, and the winner by far with over 1300 votes was And this is not a contested election.

我們總共有4000多票，目前以1300多票的優勢勝出，而這不是一場有爭議的選舉。

This is a clear victory.

這顯然是一場勝利。

Are you ready, Andy?

你準備好了嗎，安迪？

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

The snack.

小吃。

Joe Biden looks the most like according to you, the viewer.

喬-拜登看起來最像根據你，觀眾。

Japanese shrimp chips.

日本的蝦片。

Whoa!

哇！

Yeah!

是啊！

Incredible.

難以置信

Wow!

哇！

Yeah.

是啊。

So now we know Joe Biden officially looks like a shrimp chip.

所以現在我們知道喬-拜登正式看起來像個蝦片。

And now that we know that we can start working that into some jokes Oh, that's good.

現在，我們知道，我們可以開始工作，到一些笑話哦，這是很好的。

Yeah, that's the idea.

是的，這就是我的想法。

Yeah.

是啊。

Joe Biden announcing his goals for the first term, Biden has promised to give Americans affordable healthcare student loan debt relief and satisfying salty crunch because of the shrimp chip thing.

喬-拜登宣佈第一任期目標，拜登承諾給美國人提供負擔得起的醫療服務學生貸款債務減免，並因為蝦片的事情而滿足鹹味的緊縮。

Yeah.

是啊。

Check this one out.

看看這個。

Michael B.

Michael B．

Jordan was just named people's sexiest man alive.

喬丹剛剛被評為 "活著的最性感男人"。

Meanwhile, Joe Biden was named crunchy ist sake.

同時，喬-拜登被命名為緊縮的是t sake。

Bar snack alive.

酒吧小吃活。

The glasses, the glasses thing that could be your thing.

眼鏡，眼鏡的事情，可能是你的事情。

Situates it.

將其定位。

Hey, hey.

嘿，嘿。

I gotta ask you, Andy What?

我得問你，安迪什麼？

I'm here.

我在這裡。

What's the difference between Joe Biden and a Japanese shrimp chip?

喬拜登和日本蝦片有什麼區別？

I don't know, Conan.

我不知道，柯南

People are happy when you bring chips to a party.

當你帶著薯片去參加聚會時，人們都很高興。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

What?

什麼？

They're not happy when you bring Biden.

你把拜登帶來，他們就不高興了。

Why?

為什麼？

Because he's the president.

因為他是總統

He looks like a He's bland, all right.

他看起來像個平淡無奇的人，好吧。

I mean, it's not safe for him to be out at a party.

我是說，他在外面參加聚會不安全。

I mean, no one should be the journey.

我的意思是，沒有人應該是旅程。

That's the joke.

這就是笑話。

The joke is people.

笑話是人。

If you bring him to the party, they're worried he's gonna get co vid, and they're so happy he's the new president, right?

如果你把他帶到派對上，他們擔心他會被拍到， 他們很高興他是新總統，對嗎？

So they'd rather, um, a chip, I guess.

所以他們寧願，嗯，芯片，我猜。

Like you could you could call it just you and Ebola shrimp chips.

就像你可以你可以叫它只有你和埃博拉蝦片。

You could call that a party, and it would be safe.

你可以把它稱為一個黨，它將是安全的。

But if Joe Biden came to your house and it was a gathering of people, odds are there's gonna be, you know, spittle.

但如果喬-拜登來你家，而且是一個人的聚會，很可能會有，你知道，唾沫星子。

A lot of laughter could be a super spreader.

大量的笑聲可能是一個超級傳播者。

Certainly a lot of talk that's all true, But what does that have to do with the shrimp chip?

當然很多話都是真的，但這和蝦片有什麼關係？

It has nothing to do with the shrimp chip.

這和蝦片沒有關係。

It's just about Joe Biden stays healthy, I forget.

只是關於喬-拜登保持健康，我忘了。

Why were we talking about?

我們為什麼要談？

I don't even know.

我都不知道

Thanks a lot, America.

非常感謝，美國。

I think that would be needs shrimp chip.

我想那應該是需要蝦片。

I think that was our best contest ever.

我想這是我們有史以來最好的比賽。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I don't think it was our best contest ever.

我不認為這是我們有史以來最好的比賽。

I think it was the best contest ever in human history, and that includes all the Olympics in all time, including ancient Greece.

我認為這是人類歷史上最好的一次比賽，包括古希臘在內的歷屆奧運會。