And frankly, uh, you know, I thought I had to address it.

坦率地說，呃，你知道，我想我必須解決它。

It has to do with the comments.

這與評論有關。

People leave whenever we post a clip on my show.

每當我們在我的節目上發佈一個片段，人們就會離開。

Uh, on YouTube or Instagram, people always leave comments and all the comments.

呃，在YouTube或Instagram上，人們總是留下評論和所有的評論。

All of them these days are about my hair, all of them.

這些天所有的人都是關於我的頭髮，所有的人。

And if you don't mind, I'm going to read just a few actual riel comments from social media.

如果你不介意的話，我只讀幾條來自社交媒體的真實瑞爾評論。

Uh, let's see.

嗯，讓我們看看。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Conan, I love you, but you're starting to look like Chucky is one.

柯南，我愛你，但你開始看起來像查基一樣了。

Uh, here's another one.

呃，這裡還有一個。

Conan.

柯南

You look like Gerard Depardieu.

你看起來像Gerard Depardieu.

Conan is looking rough these days.

柯南最近看起來很糟糕

The hair makes him look like the hills have eyes.

頭髮讓他看起來像山上有眼睛。

Cast member.

演員：

Uh, Andy, why do you think this is so funny?

呃，安迪，你為什麼認為這很有趣？

All right, here's one.

好吧，這裡有一個。

You gotta Conan.

你得去找柯南

You gotta find someone to trim that hair.

你得找人修剪一下頭髮。

It's getting ridiculous.

越來越荒謬了。

You look like my fourth grade teacher, Mrs Ames.

你看起來像我四年級的老師，艾姆斯夫人。

Why does Conan That's not necessarily a bad thing.

為什麼柯南這不一定是壞事。

Now I know him.

現在我認識他了

His name's and I like museums like this.

他的名字和我喜歡這樣的博物館。

Listen, this one, why does Conan look like a homeless lesbian.

聽著，這個，為什麼柯南看起來像個無家可歸的女同志。

Uh, where is the homeless come from?

呃，無家可歸的人是從哪裡來的？

I don't know.

我不知道。

That's not about the hair.

這不是頭髮的問題。

I think that's more about the way I dress.

我想這更多的是我的穿著打扮。

Get a haircut and get a real job.

理個髮，找份真正的工作。

Uhh!

呃！

From your can help you with the second one.

從你的可以幫你解決第二個問題。

Um, Conan.

嗯，柯南

Looks like a nineties Ellen.

看起來像九十年代的艾倫。

Wow.

哇哦

Conan looks just like a full grown David spade.

柯南看起來就像一個完整的大衛黑桃。

Yeah, so let me just say this toe all my fans, please stop obsessing over my hair.

是啊，所以我只想對我所有的粉絲說，請不要再迷戀我的頭髮了。

I'm quite proud of this show that we've been putting out under these very difficult circumstances.

我為我們在這種非常困難的情況下推出的這個節目感到相當自豪。

Everyone here works hard coming up with comedy, booking the guests.

這裡的每個人都在努力地想出喜劇，預定嘉賓。

So it seems almost disrespectful.

所以看起來幾乎是不尊重人。

Toe watch a clip of the show and then go to the comments and harp on the one thing nobody really put any effort into which is my hair.

Toe看節目的片段，然後去評論，嘮叨一件事，沒有人真正付出任何努力，就是我的頭髮。

It bothers the writers, It bothers the bookers.

它困擾著作家，它困擾著書商。

And frankly, I find it disrespectful to the entire process.

坦白說，我覺得這是對整個過程的不尊重。

Do you realize that the very future of our republic is at risk?

你知道我們共和國的未來有危險嗎？

Our delicate democratic process hangs in the balance right now, and people are thinking about how my hair is quashed or whether it's been cut or hasn't been cut or how long it's getting.

我們現在微妙的民主進程懸而未決，大家都在考慮我的頭髮是怎麼被燙掉的，或者是剪了還是沒剪，或者是剪了多久。

I mean, the absurdity, Luke, what we're up against as a nuisance.

我的意思是，荒謬的是，盧克，我們面對的是一個麻煩。

Ah, perm damage, that is, It's going businesses alive.

啊，燙髮損傷，那是，它是去企業活著。

And these people continue to do nothing but think only about my home.

而這些人依舊什麼都不做，只想著我家。

Anyway, thank you for listening carefully to me as a person and not as an object.

總之，謝謝你認真聽我說話，把我當成一個人，而不是一個物品。

All right, well, glad to get that off my chest.

好吧，很高興能把這句話說出來 All right, well, glad to get that off my chest.