>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.

>> Stephen:歡迎回來，朋友們和鄰居們。

NOW THAT THE BIDEN-HARRIS ADMINISTRATION IS ON ITS WAY,

現在，比登 - 哈里斯政府已經上路，

SOME IN THE MEDIA HAVE TURNED THEIR FOCUS TO SERIOUS QUESTIONS

一些媒體已經將焦點轉向了嚴重的問題。

LIKE, "WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?" WE'RE BARELY PAST THE ELECTION,

就像，"他們穿的是什麼？"我們還沒過選舉。

AND THE SARTORIAL THINK PIECES ARE ALREADY GETTING THUNKED,

和SARTORIAL THINK PIECES ARE ALREADY GETTUNKING。

LIKE "KAMALA HARRIS WILL CHANGE POWER DRESSING FOREVER."

像 "KAMALA HARRIS將永遠改變動力服裝。"

"FROM PEARL NECKLACES TO HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS, SEE VICE

"從珍珠項鍊到高幫鞋，看VICE

PRESIDENT-ELECT HARRIS' BOSS SENSE OF STYLE."

哈里斯總統的 "老闆的時尚感"。

AND EVEN "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" ASKS, "IS KAMALA

甚至 "華爾街日報 "也問："卡馬拉是否是？

HARRIS'S FASHION HER SECRET WEAPON?"

哈里斯的時尚她的祕密武器？"

COULD BE.

可能是。

COULD ALSO BE HER SKILL AND EXPERIENCE.

也可能是她的技能和經驗。

I DON'T KNOW.

我不知道。

CHECK "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL," THEY NORMALLY DON'T WRITE

檢查 "華爾街日報"，他們通常不寫。

GARBAGE.

垃圾。

HERE TO DIVE DEEPER INTO OUR NEW OBSESSION WITH THE

在這裡，深入瞭解我們的新的觀察與

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL FASHION, PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY

時尚副總統，請歡迎我的一個人。

WRITERS, AND FASHION EXPERT, MICHAEL CRUZ KAYNE.

作家，和時尚專家，邁克爾-克魯茲-凱恩。

>> HI, STEPHEN.

>> 嗨，Stephen。

>> Stephen: HI, MICHAEL.

>> Stephen:嗨，邁克爾。

>> STEPHEN, AS YOU KNOW, KAMALA HARRIS BRINGS A LOT OF FIRSTS TO

>> 史蒂芬，如你所知，卡馬拉-哈里斯帶來了很多第一次的機會

THE WHITE HOUSE: SHE'S A WOMAN, SHE'S BLACK, SHE'S SOUTH ASIAN,

她是女人，她是黑人，她是東南亞人。

BUT MOST OF ALL-- AND I HOPE PEOPLE DON'T MIND IF I

但最重要的是... 我希望大家不要介意，如果我。

OBJECTIFY-- SHE'S GOT THE WHITE HOUSE'S FIRST HOT JEWISH

她得到了白宮的第一個性感的猶太女人

HUSBAND, DOUG EMHOFF.

杜格-埃姆霍夫：

AND WHEN I SAY "HUSBAND," I MEAN HUBBA-HUBBA HUSBAND.

當我說 "丈夫 "時，我指的是HUBBA -HUBBA丈夫。

HIS FASHION CHOICES ARE SETTING THE INTERNET ON ABSOLUTE FIRE.

他的時尚選擇讓互聯網絕對火爆。

PEOPLE DIG DOUG.

人們挖掘道格。

>> Stephen: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE TALKING

>> 哦，我還以為你要去說話

ABOUT HER FASHION.

關於她的時尚。

>> UGH.

>> Ugh.

NO!

不！

WHAT AM I GOING TO TALK ABOUT, HER GLORIOUS SUITS, THE WAY SHE

我要談的是什麼，她光鮮的西裝，她的方式

ALIGHTS FROM A PLANE WEARING CONVERSE LIKE A BUSINESS CASUAL

從一個計劃穿戴說話像一個企業休閒的IGHTS

ANGEL?

ANGEL?

YAWN!

YAWN！

STEPHEN, AREN'T WE A LITTLE BORED OF EVERY FASHION SEGMENT

STEPHEN，我們是不是對每一個時尚領域都有點厭倦了？

BEING ABOUT WOMEN?

關於婦女？

IT'S 2020.

現在是2020年

IT'S TIME TO OBJECTIFY THE MEN!

是時候把男人當做目標了！

I'LL TAKE TWO SCOOPS OF DOUG, AND HOLD THE SPRINKLES, BECAUSE

我要喝兩杯杜格酒，然後拿著紅粉，因為... ...

I WANT TO REALLY TASTE THE DOUG.

我想真正嚐嚐杜格的味道。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S COOL, I

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：這很好，我

GUESS.

猜測。

SO, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HIS FASHION?

那麼，你對他的時尚有什麼看法？

>> I MEAN, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

>> 我是說，我們還有多少時間？

>> Stephen: NOT MUCH.

>> Stephen:不多。

>> FIRST OF ALL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TASTEFUL MUTED BLUE SUIT,

>> 首先，看看這套美味的變色藍色套裝。

AND THIS ELEGANT MUTED BLUE SUIT.

還有這套優雅的變色藍色套裝。

AND, FOLKS, MAKE SURE YOUR DOG'S ON A LEASH BEFORE I SHOW YOU

還有，夥計們，在我給你們看之前，請確保你的狗是拴著的。

THIS ONE.

這一個。

HERE'S HIM ROCKING AN ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS MUTED BLUE SUIT.

這是他穿著絕對邋遢的藍色西裝。

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> Stephen:好吧，你知道嗎？

WHEN WE FINALLY GET BACK IN THE THEATER, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY A

當我們最終回到劇院， 也許我應該嘗試一個。

MUTED BLUE SUIT.

變色藍色套裝。

>> OH, STEPHEN, STEVE, STEVIE, MY MAN, YOU COULD NEVER PULL

>> 哦，史蒂芬，史蒂夫，史蒂夫，我的男人，你永遠不會拉。

THIS OFF.

這關。

YOU DON'T HAVE THE PHYSIQUE.

你沒有PHYSIQUE。

AS A JEW MYSELF, I KNOW THAT BODY, AND IT'S BUILT BY A STRICT

作為一個猶太人，我知道這具身體，它是由一個嚴格的

REGIMEN OF PASTRAMI AND VERY SLOWLY SWIMMING LAPS AT A

PASTRAMI和極慢的游泳圈的規律在一次

COMMUNITY POOL.

公共遊泳池：

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL, DOES DOUG

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：好了，做道格

EMHOFF HAVE ANY OTHER LOOKS?

EMHOFF還有其他的造型嗎？

>> OH, YEAH, HE DOES.

>> 哦，是的，他做到了。

AND, PARENTS, TAKE YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM FOR THIS ONE.

而且，家長們，把你的孩子帶出房間的這一個。

I CALL THIS LOOK "OOPSIES, LOOKS LIKE ZADDY FORGOT HIS TIE."

並稱這種外觀 "哎呀，看起來像扎迪忘了他的領帶。"

ALL BUTTONED UP, HE'S THE VICE PRESIDENT'S HUSBAND, BUT ONE

他是副總統的丈夫，但他是一個人

BUTTON UNDONE, AND HE'S "MR.

按鍵解開，他是 "先生"。

EMHOFF, IF YOU'RE NASTY."

EMHOFF，如果你是討厭的。"

ALSO, NOTE THE DARING TOUCH OF A MUTED BLUE SUIT.

另外，注意到這套變色藍西裝的大膽觸感。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: LOOK, HE SEEMS LIKE

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：看，他好像

A NICE FELLA, REALLY SUPPORTIVE OF HIS WIFE, BUT IS THERE REALLY

一個很好的菲拉，真的很支持他的妻子，但是否真的有。

THIS MUCH ENTHUSIASM FOR DOUG EMHOFF'S FASHION?

對DOUG EMHOFF的時尚有這麼大的熱情？

>> STEPHEN, THIS IS AN HISTORICAL FIRST.

>> 史蒂芬，這是歷史上的第一次。

THE FASHION WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR FOR CENTURIES.

時裝界已經等待了幾個世紀。

THE DOUG-BUGS AND THE EMHOFF-HEADS ARE GOING NUTS.

杜格蟲和埃莫夫頭都在發瘋。

SURE, WE'VE HAD OTHER VICE-PRESIDENTIAL SPOUSES.

當然，我們已經有了其他的副總統夫人。

WHAT FOOL COULD FORGET THE DAZZLING JOAN MONDALE OR THE

什麼傻瓜會忘記了令人目眩神迷的喬安-蒙代爾，或者是...

INCANDESCENT LETITIA STEVENSON?

INCANDESCENT LETITIA STEVENSON?

BUT NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE HAVE A MAN WHO IS THE PERSON YOU

但現在，第一次，我們有了一個男人，他是你的人

WON'T HEAR ABOUT WHO IS MARRIED TO THE PERSON WHO IS LARGELY

不會聽到誰和那個大人物結婚的消息。

POWERLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

在白宮裡無權無勢。

AND, STEPHEN, THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE.

還有，史蒂芬，我的母語裡有個詞可以形容這個詞。

>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?

>> Stephen:那是什麼？

>> ENGLISH.

>> ENGLISH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NO, WHAT IS THE

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：不，什麼是...

WORD?

WORD？

>> IT'S PROGRESS, STEPHEN.

>> 有進展了，斯蒂芬。

IT'S PROGRESS... STEPHEN.

它的進展...我的意思是...

( LAUGHTER ) YOU WERE SAYING?

你在說什麼？

>> Stephen: THAT WAS ON ME.

>> Stephen:這是我。

THAT WAS ON ME.

這是我。

MICHAEL CRUZ KAYNE EVERYONE.

MICHAEL CRUZ KAYNE EVERYONE。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMULA ONE CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON.

我們馬上回來，由一級方程式冠軍劉易斯・哈米爾頓為您報道。

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