Name: 他贏了，我也贏了--特朗普忙碌的推特週末之旅 (He Won, I WON - Trump's Busy Twitter Weekend)
Uploaded: 2020-11-17T18:45:59.000Z
Duration: 7 min 42 s

我們的週末過得怎麼樣，夥計們？

>> James: WHEN YOU GOT THERE, WERE YOU, LIKE, AH, I COMPLETELY

>> 詹姆斯。當你到了那裡，你，就像，啊，我完全... ...

UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NAMED A CAR AFTER THIS PLACE.

理解為什麼他們以這個地方的名字命名一輛車。

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I IMAGINE.

AH, YEAH, IT'S A MID-SIZE, I GET IT, A RENTAL AT THE AIRPORT.

啊，是的，這是一箇中等規模的，我明白了，在機場租房。

IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST PROBABLY AMONG THE FIRST THINGS THAT I

它就像第一個可能的第一件事，我的第一。

>> Reggie: I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> 我想這是很多人都會遇到的情況。

>> Reggie: THAT'S KIND OF WHY I WENT UP THERE, I WAS, LIKE,

>> 這就是為什麼，去那裡，而你，喜歡。

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HEADLINES.

OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT TRUMP SEEMED TO ACCIDENTALLY

上週末，特朗普總統似乎意外地

ADMIT DEFEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN HE TWEETED...

第一次承認失敗，當他在微博上... ...

"HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.ù"

"他不會的，因為選舉是被操縱的。"

THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP FINALLY ADMITTED BIDEN WON.

沒錯，特朗普終於承認比登獲勝了。

IMMEDIATELY LIKE, "PAY NO ATTENTION, IT WAS JUST A BRIEF

立即就像，"不要在意，這只是一個簡短的，"。

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP WON'T EVEN MENTION BIDEN

BY NAME, KIND OF WHEN A TEENAGER TALKS ABOUT THEIR EX

按名字，當一個青少年談論他們的前男友時，他們的態度是什麼？

BEST-FRIEND. "WELL I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE MALL UNTIL

最好的朋友。"好吧，我是一個偉大的時間在商場裡，直到，

BUT AFTER HE REALIZED WHAT HE HAD DONE, THE PRESIDENT LATER

但是，當他意識到自己的所作所為後，主席隨後......。

"I WON THE ELECTION!" I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'D THINK

"我贏得了選舉！"我得說，你會覺得... ...

( LAUGHTER ) LISTEN, AS THE PARENT OF THREE

YOUNG CHILDREN, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WE'VE STILL GOT LIKE SIX

年輕的孩子們，我可以向你們保證，我們還有6個月的時間。

MORE STAGES OF TANTRUM BEFORE WE FINALLY GET HIM DOWN FOR BED.

在我們最終把他弄上床之前，還有更多階段的暴躁。

IN FACT, IF YOU SAW A FRIEND TWEET IN ALL CAP "MY LIFE IS

事實上，如果你看到一個朋友在微博上用大寫寫著 "我的生活是："。

GOING GREAT!" YOU'D IMMEDIATELY START TO WORRY.

GOING GREAT！"你會馬上開始擔心。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT HE MAY BE SLOWLY ACCEPTING

HIS FATE BECAUSE, JUST HOURS LATER, TRUMP POSTED A MORE

他的命運，因為，僅僅幾個小時後，特朗普發佈了更多的

SUBDUED, LESS SCREAMY VERSION OF THE SAME TWEET, WRITING...

Subdued, LESS SCREAMY VERSION OF THE SAME TWEET, WRITING...

WITHOUT THE ALL-CAPS I CAN HARDLY RECOGNIZE THAT AS A TRUMP

如果沒有大寫字母，我很難認出這是特朗普的作品。

CAPITALIZE "ELECTION" TO LET US KNOW HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN HIS

大寫 "選舉"，讓我們知道他並沒有忘記他的 "選舉"。

（笑）你真的可以感覺到如何。

脫胎換骨的特朗普是從他的推特上。

(SAD) "WITCH HUNT OR WHATEVER.ù" ( LAUGHTER )

（悲傷）"巫婆狩獵或什麼的。"（笑）。

( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: BUT SOME PEOPLE STILL

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：但有些人仍然是。

ON SATURDAY, A FEW THOUSAND TRUMP SUPPORTERS GATHERED IN

星期六，幾千名特朗普的支持者聚集在。

WASHINGTON D.C. TO PROTEST THE ELECTION RESULTS.

BUT THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY FALSELY CLAIMED ON

TWITTER THAT MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE ACTUALLY ATTENDED.

微博說，超過一百萬人實際參加。

I MEAN, IF THIS IS HOW HIS AIDES DO MATH, THEN IT'S  WONDER TRUMP

我的意思是，如果這是他的助手如何做數學，那麼它的奇蹟特朗普。

THE PRESS SECRETARY EVEN TWEETED THIS PHOTO TO SUPPORT HER CLAIùu

新聞發言人還在微博上發了這張照片來支持她的訴求。

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE, BUT KEEP IN MIND A LOT

它看起來不像一百萬人，但要記住很多人

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS KNOWN AS "THE MILLION

WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL NAME, "THE CRAZIES

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT KIND OF FLOATS AND GIANT

BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE AT "THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING DAY

你會在 "瘋狂的感恩節 "看到氣球嗎？

>> WE'RE TALKING THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING PARADE?

>> 我們正在談論瘋狂的感恩節遊行？

>> James: WHAT SORT OF BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE?

>> 詹姆斯。你會看到什麼樣的氣球？

( LAUGHTER ) AND I DID THAT THING WHERE I

（笑），我做了那件事，我在哪裡？

>> I THINK HE'S SUGGESTING HIS EX-WIFE IS CRAZY.

>> 我想他是在暗示他的前妻是瘋子。

NOT ONLY DOES SHE HAVE A COUPLE OF SCREWS LOOSE, SHE

她不僅有一連串的螺絲鬆了，她還

>> James: HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING.

>> 詹姆斯。老實說，我不知道我錯過了什麼。

IAN SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT'S FUNNY, I JUST DON'T GET IT.

IAN說，我相信這很有趣，我只是不明白這一點。

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他贏了，我也贏了--特朗普忙碌的推特週末之旅 (He Won, I WON - Trump's Busy Twitter Weekend)

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