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  • How was our weekend, gang?

    我們的週末過得怎麼樣,夥計們?

  • REG, HOW WAS SEDONA?

    REG,SEDONA怎麼樣了?

  • >> IT WAS REALLY COOL.

    >> 它是真的很酷。

  • FAIRLY AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL.

    FAIRLY AMAZING,BEAUTIFUL。

  • JUST INSANE GEOGRAPHY.

    只是瘋狂的地理學。

  • IT'S INCREDIBLE.

    這是難以置信的。

  • >> James: WHEN YOU GOT THERE, WERE YOU, LIKE, AH, I COMPLETELY

    >> 詹姆斯。當你到了那裡,你,就像,啊,我完全... ...

  • UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NAMED A CAR AFTER THIS PLACE.

    理解為什麼他們以這個地方的名字命名一輛車。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I IMAGINE.

    因為那是我想象中的。

  • AH, YEAH, IT'S A MID-SIZE, I GET IT, A RENTAL AT THE AIRPORT.

    啊,是的,這是一箇中等規模的,我明白了,在機場租房。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST PROBABLY AMONG THE FIRST THINGS THAT I

    它就像第一個可能的第一件事,我的第一。

  • THOUGHT.

    思想。

  • >> Reggie: I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

    >> 我想這是很多人都會遇到的情況。

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S KIND OF WHY I WENT UP THERE, I WAS, LIKE,

    >> 這就是為什麼,去那裡,而你,喜歡。

  • DOES IT LIVE UP TO THE NAME?

    它是否名副其實?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HEADLINES.

    讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

  • OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT TRUMP SEEMED TO ACCIDENTALLY

    上週末,特朗普總統似乎意外地

  • ADMIT DEFEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN HE TWEETED...

    第一次承認失敗,當他在微博上... ...

  • "HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.ù"

    "他不會的,因為選舉是被操縱的。"

  • THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP FINALLY ADMITTED BIDEN WON.

    沒錯,特朗普終於承認比登獲勝了。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: BANG!

    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James:砰!

  • BUT I WILL SAY, TRUMP'S HANDLERS WERE

    但我會說,特朗普的處理者是

  • IMMEDIATELY LIKE, "PAY NO ATTENTION, IT WAS JUST A BRIEF

    立即就像,"不要在意,這只是一個簡短的,"。

  • MOMENT OF SANITY."

    理智的時刻。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP WON'T EVEN MENTION BIDEN

    特朗普甚至不會提到比登。

  • BY NAME, KIND OF WHEN A TEENAGER TALKS ABOUT THEIR EX

    按名字,當一個青少年談論他們的前男友時,他們的態度是什麼?

  • BEST-FRIEND. "WELL I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE MALL UNTIL

    最好的朋友。"好吧,我是一個偉大的時間在商場裡,直到,

  • SHE SHOWED UP."

    她出現了。"

  • "WHO?" "HER!"

    "誰?""她!"

  • BUT AFTER HE REALIZED WHAT HE HAD DONE, THE PRESIDENT LATER

    但是,當他意識到自己的所作所為後,主席隨後......。

  • TWEETED THIS, IN ALL CAPS...

    發了這條微博,大寫的... ...

  • "I WON THE ELECTION!" I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'D THINK

    "我贏得了選舉!"我得說,你會覺得... ...

  • THIS WOULD BE BIGGER NEWS.

    這將是更大的新聞。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LISTEN, AS THE PARENT OF THREE

    聽著,作為三個孩子的家長。

  • YOUNG CHILDREN, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WE'VE STILL GOT LIKE SIX

    年輕的孩子們,我可以向你們保證,我們還有6個月的時間。

  • MORE STAGES OF TANTRUM BEFORE WE FINALLY GET HIM DOWN FOR BED.

    在我們最終把他弄上床之前,還有更多階段的暴躁。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S THE THING, SCREAMING

    (笑)這裡的東西,尖叫聲,

  • SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.

    有些東西並不代表它是真的。

  • IN FACT, IF YOU SAW A FRIEND TWEET IN ALL CAP "MY LIFE IS

    事實上,如果你看到一個朋友在微博上用大寫寫著 "我的生活是:"。

  • GOING GREAT!" YOU'D IMMEDIATELY START TO WORRY.

    GOING GREAT!"你會馬上開始擔心。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT HE MAY BE SLOWLY ACCEPTING

    (笑)但他可能會慢慢接受

  • HIS FATE BECAUSE, JUST HOURS LATER, TRUMP POSTED A MORE

    他的命運,因為,僅僅幾個小時後,特朗普發佈了更多的

  • SUBDUED, LESS SCREAMY VERSION OF THE SAME TWEET, WRITING...

    Subdued, LESS SCREAMY VERSION OF THE SAME TWEET, WRITING...

  • "I WON THE ELECTION!" ( LAUGHTER )

    "我贏得了選舉!" (笑)

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • WITHOUT THE ALL-CAPS I CAN HARDLY RECOGNIZE THAT AS A TRUMP

    如果沒有大寫字母,我很難認出這是特朗普的作品。

  • TWEET.

    TWEET。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALTHOUGH HE DID RANDOMLY

    (笑)雖然他是隨意的

  • CAPITALIZE "ELECTION" TO LET US KNOW HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN HIS

    大寫 "選舉",讓我們知道他並沒有忘記他的 "選舉"。

  • ROOTS.

    根:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU CAN REALLY SENSE HOW

    (笑)你真的可以感覺到如何。

  • DEFLATED TRUMP IS FROM HIS TWEETS.

    脫胎換骨的特朗普是從他的推特上。

  • HE'S HOURS AWAY FROM TWEETING...

    他離發微博還有幾個小時... ...

  • (SAD) "WITCH HUNT OR WHATEVER.ù" ( LAUGHTER )

    (悲傷)"巫婆狩獵或什麼的。"(笑)。

  • SURE, LOCK HER UP.

    當然,把她鎖起來。

  • DO WHAT YOU WANT.

    做你想做的事。

  • YOU ALWAYS DO.

    你總是這樣做。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: BUT SOME PEOPLE STILL

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:但有些人仍然是。

  • DON'T THINK IT'S OVER.

    不要以為這一切都結束了。

  • ON SATURDAY, A FEW THOUSAND TRUMP SUPPORTERS GATHERED IN

    星期六,幾千名特朗普的支持者聚集在。

  • WASHINGTON D.C. TO PROTEST THE ELECTION RESULTS.

    華盛頓特區將抗議選舉結果。

  • BUT THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY FALSELY CLAIMED ON

    但白宮新聞發言人卻謊稱... ...

  • TWITTER THAT MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE ACTUALLY ATTENDED.

    微博說,超過一百萬人實際參加。

  • I MEAN, IF THIS IS HOW HIS AIDES DO MATH, THEN IT'S WONDER TRUMP

    我的意思是,如果這是他的助手如何做數學,那麼它的奇蹟特朗普。

  • THINKS HE WON THE ELECTION.

    認為他贏得了選舉。

  • THE PRESS SECRETARY EVEN TWEETED THIS PHOTO TO SUPPORT HER CLAIùu

    新聞發言人還在微博上發了這張照片來支持她的訴求。

  • IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE, BUT KEEP IN MIND A LOT

    它看起來不像一百萬人,但要記住很多人

  • OF THOSE GUYS ARE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE.

    這些傢伙都穿著迷彩服。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS KNOWN AS "THE MILLION

    它被稱為 "一百萬"。

  • MAGA MARCH."

    MAGA MARCH。"

  • WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL NAME, "THE CRAZIES

    哪一個比原名 "瘋子 "更好?

  • THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE."

    感恩節遊行。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT KIND OF FLOATS AND GIANT

    什麼樣的漂浮物和巨無霸?

  • BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE AT "THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING DAY

    你會在 "瘋狂的感恩節 "看到氣球嗎?

  • PARADE?" WHAT WOULD YOU GET THERE?

    遊行?"你會得到什麼呢?

  • >> WE'RE TALKING THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING PARADE?

    >> 我們正在談論瘋狂的感恩節遊行?

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • WHAT KIND OF FLOATS?

    什麼類型的漂浮物?

  • >> James: WHAT SORT OF BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE?

    >> 詹姆斯。你會看到什麼樣的氣球?

  • >> MAYBE A FLOUT OF MY EXWIFE.

    >> 也許是我前妻的出軌。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: HANG OPEN.

    ( 笑 ) >> 詹姆斯:掛開。

  • WHAT DID YOU SAY?

    你說什麼?

  • >> AT THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING PARADE?

    >> 在瘋狂的感恩節遊行中?

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • THE KIND OF FLOAT WE MAY SEE?

    我們可能看到的浮力?

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • HOW ABOUT MY EX-WIFE.

    我的前妻怎麼樣了?

  • >> James: I STILL DON'T GET IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我還是不明白。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND I DID THAT THING WHERE I

    (笑),我做了那件事,我在哪裡?

  • LAUGHED ALONG.

    一起笑了起來。

  • >> I THINK HE'S SUGGESTING HIS EX-WIFE IS CRAZY.

    >> 我想他是在暗示他的前妻是瘋子。

  • >> Reggie: SHE'S CRAZY.

    >> 她是個瘋子。

  • NOT ONLY DOES SHE HAVE A COUPLE OF SCREWS LOOSE, SHE

    她不僅有一連串的螺絲鬆了,她還

  • DRIVES ME CRAZY.

    把我逼瘋了。

  • ( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER )

    (輪輞拍攝)(笑)。

  • >> James: HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING.

    >> 詹姆斯。老實說,我不知道我錯過了什麼。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW I'M IN THE MINORITY.

    我知道我是少數派。

  • IAN SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT'S FUNNY, I JUST DON'T GET IT.

    IAN說,我相信這很有趣,我只是不明白這一點。

  • DO YOU GET IT, GUILLERMO?

    你明白了嗎,GILLERMO?

  • >> I WOULD JUST SUGGEST MOVING ON.

    >> 我只是建議繼續前進。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK, WHETHER IT WAS -- LOOK,

    (笑)看,無論它是 - 看。

  • WHETHER IT WAS THOUSANDS OR A MILLION, THE IMPORTANT THING IS

    不管是幾千還是幾百萬,最重要的是...

  • THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS STILL ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GATHER IN

    白宮仍在鼓勵人們聚集在一起。

  • LARGE GROUPS WITHOUT MASKS RIGHT NOW.

    大群人沒有面具,現在。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA,

    在佛羅里達州奧蘭多市。

  • THE CITY JUST UNVEILED PLANS FOR THE NATION'S FIRST-EVER FLYING

    本市剛剛公佈了全國首創的飛天計劃

  • CAR HUB.

    汽車樞紐。

  • HERE'S AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE

    這是一個藝術家對未來的描述

  • SO AN AIRPORT. THEY INVENTED AN AIRPORT.

    所以,他們發明了一個機場。

  • IT'S BEING CALLED A "VERTIPORT."

    它被稱為一個 "VERTIPORT"。

  • AS IN (SERIOUS NEWS ANCHOR) "THERE WAS YET ANOTHER ACCIDENT

    就像(嚴肅的新聞主播)"又發生了一起意外"。

  • TODAY AT THE NATION'S FIRST VERTIPORT..."

    "今天在全國第一個轉播點..."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT -- BRING THAT UP!

    (笑)看 - 提起這個!

  • HOW IS THAT A FLYING CAR?

    這怎麼是一輛會飛的車?

  • IF YOU HAVE A TWENTY-FOUR-FOOT WINGSPAN, THAT'S NOT A CAR!

    如果你有24英尺的翼展,那就不是車了!

  • GOOD LUCK AT THE CARL'S JUNIOR DRIVE-THRU LANE.

    祝好運,在卡樂斯少年車道。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S MY DEBIT CARD, SHOULD I

    這是我的借記卡,我是不是應該

  • JUST THROW IT TO YOU?

    就這樣扔給你?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WOULD YOU DO THIS, GUILLERMO?

    (笑)你會這樣做,GILLERMO?

  • YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW ME THE WINGS DR. .

    你想給我看翅膀,博士。

  • >> FLIP IN.

    >> 翻入。

  • >> James: IT DOESENTS LOOK LIKE A CAR.

    >> 詹姆斯。它看起來像一輛汽車。

  • >> IT LOOKS LIKE A COMB.

    >> 它看起來像一個梳子。

  • >> Reggie: IT'S MADE BY LILLIAN.

    >> 雷吉:它是由LILLIAN製造的。

  • IT'S A MULTI-PROPULSION SYSTEM KIND OF GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE.

    這是一種多動力系統的地面效應車輛。

  • IT'S HARD.

    這是很難的。

  • YOU CAN'T MAKE CARS LOOK LIKE CARS AND FLY.

    你不能讓汽車看起來像汽車並飛起來。

  • I'LL SEE YA LATER.

    我待會兒會去那裡的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:那是太多了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:那是太多了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:那是太多了!

  • BUT THAT'S MY POINT, THEN, DON'T CALL IT A FLYING CAR.

    但這是我的觀點,那麼,不要叫它飛車。

  • >> Reggie: I AGREE.

    >> 雷吉:《協議》。

  • >> James: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE IF IT'S A FLYING

    >> 詹姆斯。因為如果它是一個飛翔的東西

  • CAR, I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA.

    車,我想它是一輛SEDONA。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA AND I

    我希望它是一個塞多納和我。

  • WANT IT STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

    希望它停留在車流中。

  • I DON'T WANT IT TO GO TO A VERTIPORT AND TAKE OFF.

    我不希望它去一個VERTIPORT和起飛。

  • I WANT TO BE ON THE 405 IN TRAFFIC AND BE LIKE, TWO HOURS,

    我想在405號公路上的車流中待上兩個小時。

  • FORGET THAT.

    忘了這一點。

  • SEE YOU LATER, GUYS!

    回頭見,夥計們!

  • THAT'S A FLYING CAR.

    那是一輛會飛的車。

  • >> Reggie: I AGREE.

    >> 雷吉:《協議》。

  • >> James: AND FINALLY, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, THE SNACK

    >> 詹姆斯。最後,正好趕上假期,小點心。

  • COMPANY RITZ IS GIVING AWAY A GIANT TEN

    RITZ公司送出了一個巨大的十元錢。

  • INCH CRACKER MEANT TO BE USED AS AN EDIBLE HOLIDAY CHEESE BOARD.

    寸裂紋器的目的是作為一個可食用的節日奶酪板。

  • HERE IT IS HERE. SO NOW YOU CAN BE LIKE, "DO I

    在這裡,它在這裡。所以現在你可以說:"難道我

  • WANT AN APPETIZER?

    想要一個開胃菜嗎?

  • I REALLY SHOULDN'T. BUT I GUESS I CAN HAVE ONE CRACKER."

    我真的不應該,但我想我可以有一個破解器。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T

    (笑)我愛的是,人們不。

  • ALLOWED TO SHARE FOOD BECAUSE OF COVID AND RITZ IS LIKE, "BUT

    允許分享食物,因為科維德和裡茨是一樣,"但是,"。

  • WHAT IF YOU COULD EAT THE PLATE EVERYONE'S BEEN TOUCHING ALL

    如果你能吃到大家都在吃的那個盤子呢?

  • NIGHT LONG?!" ( LAUGHTER )

    夜長夢多?"。 (笑)

  • A TEN-INCH CRACKER.

    一個十英寸的裂縫。

  • IS IT PRACTICAL?

    它是實用的嗎?

  • NO.

    號碼:

  • BUT IS IT INTERESTING?

    但它是有趣的?

  • ALSO NO.

    也是NO.

  • THE CRACKER ISN'T FOR SALE.

    破解器是不賣的。

  • IT'S BEING GIVEN AWAY THROUGH RITZ'S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.

    通過RITZ的INSTAGRAM賬戶送出。

  • WHICH EXPLAINS THIS ODD TWEET FROM TRUMP...

    這就解釋了特朗普的這條奇怪的微博...

  • "I WON THE GIANT RITZ CRACKER!" ( LAUGHTER )

    "我贏得了巨大的RITZ CRACKER!" (笑)。

How was our weekend, gang?

我們的週末過得怎麼樣,夥計們?

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