Name: 帕頓-奧斯華特的妻子給他留下了一張可怕的紙條 - CONAN on TBS. (Patton Oswalt’s Wife Left Him A Terrifying Note - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-11-16T18:45:24.000Z
Duration: 3 min 5 s

過去簡單式

last time you were here, you had just gotten married.

現在進行式

And I'm wondering, you know, Yeah, very nice.

我在想，你知道，是的，非常好。

Uh, she has been I mean, she's basically turned every she she took me from the depths of despair and not only got me back to normal, but then took me to some heights I didn't kind of know existed in terms of happiness.

呃，她一直... ...我的意思是，她基本上把每一個她... ...她把我從絕望的深處... ...不僅讓我恢復正常，但隨後帶我到一些高度 我不知道存在的幸福。

Um, that does not to say that everything is perfect.

嗯，這並不是說一切都很完美。

Um, a couple months ago, Um, before I tell the story everything that she did in the story she did with utmost love and and good intentions.

嗯，幾個月前，嗯，在我講故事之前，她在故事中所做的一切，她都是懷著最大的愛和善意。

Okay, But we got into a huge blowout fight.

好吧，但我們進入了一個巨大的打擊戰鬥。

It was one of those fights, and I'm like, I'm gonna go.

這是其中的一場戰鬥，我想，我要去。

I left the house to go on a hike and blow off steam, and she went fine going, you stupid hike.

我離開家去爬山吹風，她沒事就去，你這個笨蛋爬山。

所以，在我徒步的半路上，我打我。

So she knows where I go in my house Because she goes with me sometimes.

所以她知道我在我家的位置，因為她有時會和我一起去。

That when the hike is over, Where I parked my car.

當遠足結束後，我把車停在哪裡。

So she went to the parking lot and put I brought it.

於是她去停車場，把我帶來的。

She put this note under my windshield for when I came when I finished the hike.

她把這張紙條放在我的擋風玻璃下，等我徒步結束後再來。

你也許可以晚點再做一個特寫。

So I'm done with the hike I get to my car.

所以，我完成了徒步旅行，我到了我的車上。

Walk to the park bench in front of you, period.

走到前面的公園長椅上，就這樣。

When you're sitting there and according to stop, Get out of your car.

當你坐在那裡，並根據停止， 下車。

Look for a laser dot Like on my thistle is what a psychotic hitman leave on a windshield on.

尋找一個脈衝光點 像在我的薊上是什麼 一個精神病殺手留下的擋風玻璃上。

Then I also realized like and then when 11.

然後我也意識到喜歡，然後當11。

But this cheat, the pacing of this is the same pacing that you would be like when you get that college, If you're child or loved, one is kidnapped.

但是這個騙局，這個節奏是你拿到那個大學的時候，如果你的孩子或者夫妻，一個人被綁架了，你也會像這樣的節奏。

And they used the weird voice changer, you know?

他們還用了奇怪的變聲器，你知道嗎？

But by the way, if if that was happening, then the I love you becomes the most terrifying part where you're like, Stop, Get out of your car, walk through the park, Bench it for all of you.

但順便說一句，如果是這樣的話，那麼我愛你就變成了最可怕的部分，你就會說："停，下車，走過公園，為你們所有人服務。

呃，你知道，呃，這是夢幻般的。

But it wasn't so much fun to live, but it was a good fight, sir.

不過，雖然活得不是那麼開心，但打得也不錯，長官。

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帕頓-奧斯華特的妻子給他留下了一張可怕的紙條 - CONAN on TBS. (Patton Oswalt’s Wife Left Him A Terrifying Note - CONAN on TBS)

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