You just got married.

你剛結婚

And I'm wondering, you know, Yeah, very nice.

我在想，你知道，是的，非常好。

Good.

很好啊

It's a good thing.

這是件好事

How How is your wife MEREDITH doing?

你的妻子MEREDITH怎麼樣了？

How is the marriage going?

婚姻進展如何？

MEREDITH is amazing.

梅瑞迪思是驚人的。

Uh, she has been I mean, she's basically turned every she she took me from the depths of despair and not only got me back to normal, but then took me to some heights I didn't kind of know existed in terms of happiness.

呃，她一直... ...我的意思是，她基本上把每一個她... ...她把我從絕望的深處... ...不僅讓我恢復正常，但隨後帶我到一些高度 我不知道存在的幸福。

Um, that does not to say that everything is perfect.

嗯，這並不是說一切都很完美。

Um, a couple months ago, Um, before I tell the story everything that she did in the story she did with utmost love and and good intentions.

嗯，幾個月前，嗯，在我講故事之前，她在故事中所做的一切，她都是懷著最大的愛和善意。

Okay, But we got into a huge blowout fight.

好吧，但我們進入了一個巨大的打擊戰鬥。

It was one of those fights, and I'm like, I'm gonna go.

這是其中的一場戰鬥，我想，我要去。

I'm gonna go on a hike.

我要去遠足。

I left the house to go on a hike and blow off steam, and she went fine going, you stupid hike.

我離開家去爬山吹風，她沒事就去，你這個笨蛋爬山。

So, halfway through my hike, I hit me.

所以，在我徒步的半路上，我打我。

I'm being ridiculous.

我很可笑。

This is I'm being so stupid.

這是我太傻了。

What?

什麼？

What is this about?

這是怎麼回事？

We're fighting over nothing.

我們什麼都沒爭到

And unbeknownst to me.

而我卻不知道。

She was home.

她回家了。

Also going.

也要去。

What do we do?

我們該怎麼做？

This is so dumb.

這是如此愚蠢。

What?

什麼？

We're acting like eight year olds.

我們的行為像八歲的孩子。

So she knows where I go in my house Because she goes with me sometimes.

所以她知道我在我家的位置，因為她有時會和我一起去。

And so she knows where I come out.

所以她知道我的出處。

When?

什麼時候？

That when the hike is over, Where I parked my car.

當遠足結束後，我把車停在哪裡。

So she went to the parking lot and put I brought it.

於是她去停車場，把我帶來的。

I want you to look at this.

我想讓你看看這個

She left.

她離開了。

She put this note under my windshield for when I came when I finished the hike.

她把這張紙條放在我的擋風玻璃下，等我徒步結束後再來。

Okay, I'm going to read you the note.

好吧，我給你讀一下紙條。

This is the note.

這是注。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

You can maybe do a close up later.

你也許可以晚點再做一個特寫。

So I'm done with the hike I get to my car.

所以，我完成了徒步旅行，我到了我的車上。

There's this notice on my windshield.

我的擋風玻璃上有個告示。

I take it off.

我把它摘下來。

I opened it up.

我把它打開了。

First word.

第一個字：

Stop, period.

停止，期間。

Look, you can actually see.

看，你真的可以看到。

Stop.

停止。

All right, then.

好吧，那麼。

Get out of your car, period.

下車，就這樣

Walk to the park bench in front of you, period.

走到前面的公園長椅上，就這樣。

And then finally.

然後最後。

I love you, period.

我愛你，句號。

Now that I love you, that's beautiful.

現在，我愛你，那是美麗的。

That is a long, terrifying walk.

那是一段漫長而可怕的路程。

Thio.

Thio.

When you're sitting there and according to stop, Get out of your car.

當你坐在那裡，並根據停止， 下車。

I'm immediately I like.

我馬上我喜歡。

Look for a laser dot Like on my thistle is what a psychotic hitman leave on a windshield on.

尋找一個脈衝光點 像在我的薊上是什麼 一個精神病殺手留下的擋風玻璃上。

Then I also realized like and then when 11.

然後我也意識到喜歡，然後當11。

0, and then she was over there.

0，然後她就在那邊。

But this cheat, the pacing of this is the same pacing that you would be like when you get that college, If you're child or loved, one is kidnapped.

但是這個騙局，這個節奏是你拿到那個大學的時候，如果你的孩子或者夫妻，一個人被綁架了，你也會像這樣的節奏。

And they used the weird voice changer, you know?

他們還用了奇怪的變聲器，你知道嗎？

But by the way, if if that was happening, then the I love you becomes the most terrifying part where you're like, Stop, Get out of your car, walk through the park, Bench it for all of you.

但順便說一句，如果是這樣的話，那麼我愛你就變成了最可怕的部分，你就會說："停，下車，走過公園，為你們所有人服務。

I love you.

我愛你

Uh, you know, uh, that's fantastic.

呃，你知道，呃，這是夢幻般的。

But it wasn't so much fun to live, but it was a good fight, sir.

不過，雖然活得不是那麼開心，但打得也不錯，長官。

It's all part of it.

這都是它的一部分。

Fighting and arguing.

打架和爭論。

It's all part of it.

這都是它的一部分。