I'm sitting here with Mr Ricky Gervais.

我和Ricky Gervais先生坐在這裡。

You have a very funny blawg, uh, doing the you love doing the blogged.

你有一個非常有趣的blawg，呃，做你愛做的博客。

You're so committed to comedy.

你是如此致力於喜劇。

You You give a lot on this blogged and one of the things that you put up on the bloggers.

你你在這個博客上給了很多，你把博主的一個東西。

You like these.

你喜歡這些。

You like these very specific kinds of self portrait.

你喜歡這些很特別的自畫像。

Yeah, well, last time I showed you that I like taking pictures myself.

是啊，上次我給你看了，我喜歡自己拍照。

Looking surprised, looking surprised.

看著驚訝，看著驚訝。

I also put pics of myself on there.

我還把自己的照片放在那裡。

You've got to try and look as bad as you can without the use of wigs or makeup.

在不使用假髮和化妝的情況下，你要儘量讓自己看起來更糟糕。

Is just using the own your own muscles in your face to look ridiculous.

就是用自己臉上的肌肉，看起來很可笑。

It's a hobby.

這是一個愛好。

It's a hobby.

這是一個愛好。

You take these photos way.

你拍這些照片的方式。

Haven't this is you looking surprised?

沒有這是你看驚訝？

Very nice.

非常好

Very nice.

非常好

I think we have another one here.

我想我們這裡還有一個人。

There's another one, I think.

還有一個，我想。

Is there one more?

還有一個嗎？

There you are.

你在這裡啊

That's how you look.

這就是你的樣子。

Like you're in a wind tunnel there.

就像你在一個風洞裡。

Looks like you're high in a wind tunnel.

看來你是在風洞裡嗨了。

Uh, last time you were here, you wanted You thought I wanna include you.

上次你來的時候，你想讓我把你也算進去。

Wanna put your appearance?

想把你的外表？

Yes.

是的，我知道

You had me get on all fours.

你讓我四腳朝天。

I was on all fours.

我當時四腳朝天。

You took this picture and then I believe put it on your block was Look at that.

你拍了這張照片，然後我相信把它放在你的街區是看。

There I am looking surprised and horrible.

在那裡，我顯得很驚訝，很恐怖。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Yeah, it really does look like something you'd see in prison.

是啊，它真的看起來像你在監獄裡看到的東西。

I wouldn't see it.

我不會看到它。

But you you wouldn't say no, No, no.

但你... ...你不會說不，不，不。

Behave now you've moved on.

乖乖的，現在你已經離開了。

You've moved on to a new kind of photograph that you like, which I don't quite understand.

你已經轉向了一種你喜歡的新的照片，我不太明白。

Is this right?

是這樣嗎？

You like to explain what's happening in this photo because this is a photo that's on your block, and I don't I don't know what's happening.

你喜歡解釋這張照片裡發生了什麼，因為這是一張在你街區的照片，我不我不知道發生了什麼。

That's a friend.

這是一個朋友。

He's a comedian, eminent novelist in Britain called David Deal.

他是一個喜劇演員，英國著名的小說家，叫大衛-迪爾。

When I was around his house and his Children, we're playing their new Nintendo Wii on I thought, I'll show them how we used to amuse ourselves before technology on, uh, that there's a recession on.

當我在他的房子和他的孩子，我們正在玩他們的新任天堂Wii上，我想，我會告訴他們，我們如何用來消遣自己之前的技術上，呃，有一個經濟衰退的。

You don't have to spend hundreds of pounds on video games.

你不必花幾百英鎊在電子遊戲上。

That is hours of fun.

這是幾個小時的樂趣。

Is that what is that called?

這就是所謂的嗎？

By the way I'll call the airplane.

對了，我就叫飛機。

You call airplane?

你叫飛機？

Yeah.

是啊。

Is that something?

那是什麼嗎？

It's easy to do.

這很容易做到。

You need to be an acrobat or an athlete to do that.

你需要成為一個雜技演員或運動員才能做到這一點。

Uh, would make it easier if you have any sort of dexterity or much, but no, I e could do it with you.

呃，如果你有任何形式的靈巧或更多，會使它更容易， 但沒有，我可以和你一起做。

Probably have weighed something.

可能已經稱了一些東西。

I mean, somebody take a picture way.

我的意思是，有人拍照的方式。

I want to get for your business on the block.

我想為你的生意在街區。

It is on television.

它在電視上。

We could probably take a friend.

我們也許可以帶一個朋友。

You have nine HD cameras right here.

你這裡有九個高清攝像頭。

It's got to be this way.

一定要這樣。

Chip.

芯片。

Copy.

收到。

Um, where's There's are pretty right here.

嗯，哪裡的有漂亮的就在這裡。

There's a producer on this show.

這個節目有一個製片人。

Well, you never know.

嗯，你永遠不知道。

Just e o e o.

只是和的和的。

Which side do you dress, sir?

你在哪邊穿衣服，先生？

What I need I need to put my heels.

我需要什麼我需要把我的高跟鞋。

But were either side of your testicles on the side my testicles on after both on one side, they will be after this way.

但是，你的睪丸的任何一邊都在我的睪丸上後，都在一邊，他們將在這種方式後。

Right?

對吧？

So let me a clean way.

所以，讓我一個乾淨的方式。

Okay, That's okay.

好吧，這是好的。

That's good.

那就好

My legs are long enough.

我的腿已經夠長了。

You can still be standing on the floor way, E o.

你還可以站在地上的方式，E o。

I think that's gonna be great.

我想這將是偉大的。

That's gonna be sweet.

這將是甜蜜的。

That's gonna be on making faces.

那會是在做臉。

Blob.

Blob.

Very nice.

非常好

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

There's really nothing we could discuss after that.

之後我們真的沒什麼可討論的了。

Things like you're visiting me in my sort of cubicle at the office s.

比如說你去我辦公室的小隔間裡看我。

So you want a promotion?

所以你想升職？

Do you really?

真的嗎？

Would I really like a promotion?

我真的想升職嗎？

Ricky Gervais out of England, The stand up special.

Ricky Gervais離開了英國，站起來的特別節目。

Ah, lot of people gonna tune in for this.

啊，很多人要去收看這個。

It airs November 15th at nine PM on HBO.

11月15日晚上九點在HBO播出。

Ricky, we're huge fans.

瑞奇，我們是你的忠實粉絲

That was always Thank you.

那一直是謝謝你。

Think about when we come back here for media yesterday.

想想昨天我們回來這裡找媒體的時候。