(laughing)

（笑）

Ha, don't worry. It's just me, Pear.

哈 別擔心是我啊 梨子

In honor of today being Friday the 13th,

為了紀念今天是13號星期五

our story time is... you guessed it, Friday the 13th.

我們的故事時間是... 你猜對了，13號星期五。

One of the scariest horror stories of all time.

史上最恐怖的恐怖故事之一。

If you ask me.

如果你問我

(sneezing)

（打噴嚏）

Oh, sorry about that.

哦，對不起。

Anyway, helping me today as usual is Orange.

總之，今天幫我的照舊是橙子。

Orange?

橙子？

Huh. He's not here. Well, that's weird.

咦，他不在這裡。他不在這裡。嗯，這是奇怪的。

But then again, they say weird things happen

但是，他們又說，奇怪的事情發生了

whenever the 13th day of the month is a Friday.

每當每月的13日是星期五。

So maybe that's what-

所以也許這就是...

- I'm here! Don't start without me.

- 我在這裡！沒有我，不要開始。

- Dude! Where you've been? What happened to your head?

- 老兄！ 你去哪了？你去哪了？你的頭怎麼了？

- Pear, you're not going to believe it.

- 梨子，你不會相信的。

I was coming over to shoot the episode,

我是過來拍劇集的。

but the weirdest thing happened.

但最奇怪的事情發生了。

- Oh yeah?

- 哦，是嗎？

- Yeah! I was walking under a ladder

- 是啊！我在梯子下面走

where a painter was painting, when all of a sudden,

在那裡，一個畫家正在畫畫，突然。

- Yeah?

- 是嗎？

- Some of his red paint dripped out onto my head! Whoa!

- 他的一些紅色油漆滴到了我的頭上!哇！

- Oh, dude, that's not really that weird.

- 哦，夥計，這不是真的很奇怪。

You walked under a painter's ladder.

你從畫家的梯子下面走過。

Like, you should kind of expect that to happen.

就像，你應該那種期望發生。

- What? Of course, it's weird.

- 怎麼了？當然，這很奇怪。

It's Friday the 13th, Pear.

今天是13號星期五，梨子。

Weird things be happening all over the place today.

今天到處都在發生奇怪的事情。

I'm surprised you didn't know.

我很驚訝你不知道。

(laughing)

（笑）

(groaning)

（呻吟）

- Let's just get to the story. Shall we?

- 我們還是說說故事吧好嗎？

Once upon a time, there was a summer camp by a lake.

很久以前，湖邊有一個夏令營。

Late at night,

夜深人靜的時候。

while everyone else was singing songs around the campfire,

當大家圍著篝火唱著歌的時候。

two camp counselors sneak off

兩名輔導員偷偷溜走

to a storage cabin where suddenly they got-

到一個儲藏室，在那裡他們突然得到了--

- [Orange] Stabbing pains in their temples!

- 鬢角刺痛!

You guessed it, migraines!

你猜對了，偏頭痛!

- [Pear] What?

- 什麼？

- [Orange] And Oh baby, they were bad ones.

- 哦，寶貝，他們是壞的。

I should know. I got a migraine earlier today.

我應該知道。我今天早些時候得了偏頭痛。

- [Pear] Orange!

- 橘子！

- [Orange] Don't worry, Pear.

- 梨子，別擔心。

It gets even spookier.

它變得更加詭異。

Next, their Uber Eats order was also kind of late,

接下來，他們的Uber Eats訂單也有點晚了。

which never happens! Dun, dun, dun.

這從來沒有發生！鄧，鄧，鄧。

- Hold on. Orange, are you just listing off things

- 等一下橙子，你只是在羅列一些東西

that actually happened to you today?

你今天真的發生了什麼？

- Of course! It's Friday the 13th Pear.

- 當然啦！這是13號星期五的梨。

Try to keep up.

儘量跟上。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Ugh, just let me handle this. Okay?

- 呃，只是讓我處理這個問題。好嗎？

So, later that night everyone was in bed.

所以，那天晚上後來大家都睡了。

One of the other counselors

另一名輔導員

was just laying there in his bunk,

只是躺在那裡在他的鋪位。

when suddenly from underneath his mattress comes-

突然從他的床墊下面傳來... ...

- [Orange] A candy bar wrapper from several weeks prior!

- 幾個星期前的糖果包裝紙！

- [Pear] Dude! No!

- 老兄！不！

- [Orange] Yes! I'm telling you Pear,

- 是啊！我告訴你梨子

this actually happened to me today.

這實際上發生在我今天。

So spooky!

太詭異了!

Scary!

嚇人！

- [Pear] That's not spooky or scary!

- 這一點都不詭異，也不可怕！

- [Orange] It isn't?

- 不是嗎？

- [Pear] No! Scary would be if the guy

- 不！可怕的是如果那個人

got stabbed by a masked assailant.

被一個蒙面襲擊者刺傷了。

Or if he got shot by an arrow,

或者如果他被箭射中了。

or thrown through a window or took an ax to the face.

或從窗戶扔出去，或拿斧頭砍臉。

- Oh, I think I see where you're going with this Pear.

- 哦，我想我知道你對這個梨子的看法了。

Don't worry. I think I got some really good

別擔心，我想我有一些非常好的我想我有一些非常好的

Friday the 13th stuff for 'ya.

13號星期五的東西'雅。

- You'd better.

- 你最好是。

- [Orange] That's when the campers

- 這時，露營者們

finally saw the murderer for the first time

第一次見到凶手

wearing an old tiny hockey mask.

戴著一箇舊的小冰球面具。

- [Pear] Now this is what I'm talking about.

- 這就是我說的。

(sneezing)

（打噴嚏）

- [Orange] Gesundheit!

- [橙色]Gesundheit！

The campers looked at each other and they said,

營員們互相看了看，他們說。

you know what, we should totally get

你知道嗎，我們應該完全得到

this hockey mask wearing weirdo back

這個曲棍球面具戴著怪異的背

for killing all our friends and whatnot.

殺死我們所有的朋友什麼的。

So they chased him down and they pranked him really good.

所以他們追著他，他們把他惡作劇得很厲害。

- [Pear] Um, okay.

- 嗯，好的。

- [Orange] They put pepper in the hockey mask

- 他們在曲棍球面具裡放了胡椒粉。

when the killer wasn't looking.

當凶手不注意的時候

They put a whoopee cushion under the cushion

他們在墊子下面放了一個墊子。

of his favorite chair.

他最喜歡的椅子的。

And then because he was kind of boring

然後因為他有點無聊

and no one really liked him very much,

而沒有人真正喜歡他，非常。

they put itching powder all over his green pear-shaped body.

他們把癢癢粉塗滿了他的綠梨形身體。

- Hold on, Orange.

- 等等，橘子君。

Are you still talking about things you actually did today?

你還在說你今天實際做的事情嗎？

Because I have been weirdly itchy today.

因為我今天奇癢無比。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Of course not. That's crazy talk.

- 當然不是。這是瘋狂的談話。

- Hey, now that you mention it, all day long,

- 嘿，既然你提到了，整天。

I have been-

我一直...

(sneezing)

（打噴嚏）

- Bless you.

- 祝福你。

- Orange, I can't believe you pranked me.

- 橙子，想不到你竟然惡作劇。

And then you went and ruined today's story with pranks too.

然後你也去用惡作劇毀了今天的故事。

Dude, it's not that kind of story.

夥計，這不是那種故事。

It's totally the wrong one.

這是完全錯誤的一個。

- You sure? Because I thought they were some

- 你確定？因為我以為他們是一些

pretty killer pranks, if you ask me.

漂亮的殺手惡作劇，如果你問我。

(laughing)

（笑）

(groaning)

（呻吟）

- Get out of here!

- 快離開這裡！

- Whoa!

- 哇！

- I'm going to finish this story without you.

- 沒有你，我也要完成這個故事。

You go stand over there.

你去站在那裡。

I'm going to take the storybook back to the story time chair

我要帶著故事書回到故事時間的椅子上。

and finish this once and for-

一勞永逸

(whoopee cushion air releasing)

(百葉墊放氣)

- I don't know about you,

- 我不知道你。

but that's your sounds like the end, to me.

但這是你的聲音 像結束，對我來說。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Orange!

- 橙色！

(laughing)

（笑）