234 pages of sworn affidavits.

234頁的宣誓書。

These are real people, Real allegation signs.

這些都是真實的人，真實的指控跡象。

With notaries out there, I may look like a credible document, after all, the stack of paper labeled exhibit.

有公證員在，我可能看起來像一個可信的文件，畢竟，那一疊紙標有證物。

But the truth is that Republican operative solicited my affidavits and the call was answered by Michigan's most bank conspiracy theorists.

但事實是，共和黨特工索取我的宣誓書，而接電話的是密歇根州最多的銀行陰謀論者。

In other words, I'm full cramp.

換句話說，我是十足的抽筋。

Now sing it with me.

現在和我一起唱吧

All the Texas, the honor.

所有的德州，榮譽。

Except that, in effect, realize yea Uh huh, yeah, mhm.

除了，實際上，意識到是的嗯，是的，嗯。