Tonight.

今天晚上。

Big news.

大新聞。

The Trump Train is Poland, 50 cars of lunatics with daddy issues toward a constitutional cliff, and the president is deciding whether to jump out.

特朗普列車是波蘭，50節車廂的瘋子帶著爸爸問題走向憲法懸崖，總統正在決定是否跳車。

Last minute aides say he has been calmer than his tweets suggest, showing greater understanding of his predicament and believing that he needs to keep fighting almost as a performance as a show to the 70 million people who voted for him that he is still battling.

最後一分鐘的助手說，他比他的推文顯示的更平靜，表現出對他的困境有更多的理解，並相信他需要繼續戰鬥幾乎是一種表現，作為向7000萬投票給他的人表明他仍然在戰鬥。

Look, I get it.

聽著，我明白了。

We're all suckers for a good story.

我們都很喜歡聽好故事。

I mean, who could forget when Rocky accused Apollo of cheating than housed hamburgers while binge watching NewsMax, Now Susan are the anonymous sources right?

我的意思是，誰能忘記當洛基指責阿波羅作弊比安置漢堡包，而狂看NewsMax，現在蘇珊是匿名消息來源吧？

Is the president actually deeply aware of his situation and method acting as a democracy threatening strongman?

總統是否真的深刻認識到自己的處境和方法，充當一個威脅民主的強人？

I I think it's hard for us toe know for sure.

我想我們很難確定。

I mean, one of the great things about President Trump has been in the past that we've known pretty much what he's been thinking.

我的意思是，關於特朗普總統的一個偉大的事情是在過去，我們已經知道幾乎他一直在想什麼。

He's been pretty transparent, especially on Twitter.

他一直很透明，尤其是在Twitter上。

We've heard less from him since the election returns came in and he lost the election.

自從選舉結果出來後，我們聽到他的消息就少了，而他又輸掉了選舉。

One thing we should notice that whether or not he accepts election returns Of course it's not.

有一點我們應該注意到，不管他是否接受選舉申報，當然不是。

It's not up to him.

這不是由他決定的。

Yeah, I mean, even if he does refused to concede, We got a graphics package ready.

是啊，我是說，就算他不肯認輸，我們也準備好了圖文包裝。

Tuning out election December 2020.

調出選舉2020年12月。

The recount continues.

重新計算繼續。

Will America get a president for Christmas?

美國聖誕節會有總統嗎？

And just to be safe, he went ahead and built this one tuning out.

而為了安全起見，他就先把這個調子造出來了。

Election summer 2023.

2023年夏季選舉。

The White House barricade continues.

白宮的路障還在繼續。

The president orders the nation's last remaining pizza.

總統點了全國最後剩下的披薩。

You know, I think this strategy is actually a winner By continuing this fight.

你知道嗎，我認為這個策略實際上是一個贏家 通過繼續這場戰鬥。

The president is really humanizing himself and showing he's just is absolutely terrified of his supporters as we are, if I may, based on The Jon Meacham News, I want to discuss close that I have been writing Joe Biden speeches.

總統是真正的人性化，並顯示他只是絕對害怕他的支持者，因為我們是，如果我可以的話，基於喬恩-米查姆新聞，我想討論接近我一直在寫喬-拜登的演講。

I've put the word folks at the beginning and end of every sentence, and I'm disappointed he only reads half of them.

我把鄉親這個詞放在每句話的開頭和結尾，我很失望，他只看了一半。

Stick to the sky gripped Joey.

貼著天空抓著喬伊。

Now, unfortunately for the president, Trump lawyers, Air suffering embarrassing rebukes from judges over voter fraud claims.

現在，不幸的是，對總統來說，特朗普律師，空氣遭受法官對選民欺詐索賠的尷尬指責。

So it's growing.

所以它在成長。

Less likely is presidency will be saved by Brett Kavanaugh slamming a shot of Tennessee honey before vomiting on his majority opinion, reading simply Trump won you dicks.

較小的可能性是總統職位將由佈雷特-卡瓦諾在他的多數意見上嘔吐之前猛擊一槍田納西州的蜂蜜，閱讀簡單的特朗普贏得了你的迪克斯。

Now here's a blast from the past, all the way from the funky to thousands.

現在，這裡有一個過去的爆炸，從時髦到成千上萬的方式。

Remember the war in Afghanistan?

還記得阿富汗戰爭嗎？

Well, it is all grown up and get this.

好了，都長大了，懂了。

It hasn't changed a bit.

一點都沒變。

But fresh off several major Pentagon shakeups that Trump administration wants to accelerate the withdrawal of US troops in the Middle East before the end of his presidency in January 3 people familiar with the move told Axis.

但剛結束五角大樓的幾次大變動，特朗普政府希望在1月3日總統任期結束前加快在中東地區的美軍撤軍，知情人士告訴軸心社。

Now, Susan, is it possible there's a disturbing, self serving reason behind this move that we will soon find out about and be impotent to stop?

現在，蘇珊，是否有可能有一個令人不安的，為自己服務的原因在此舉背後，我們很快就會發現並無力阻止？

I just don't wanna be surprised.

我只是不想被嚇到

Well, it is true that President Trump, from the time he first announced his candidacy five years ago, has promised to end wars and especially the war in Afghanistan.

好吧，確實，特朗普總統從五年前第一次宣佈參選時，就承諾要結束戰爭，尤其是阿富汗戰爭。

And we think that one reason that Mark Esper, the defense secretary, may have been fired by President Trump even though only has like 70 days left in his term is because he wants to accelerate the withdrawal of troops.

而我們認為，國防部長馬克-埃斯佩爾可能被特朗普總統解僱的原因之一，即使他的任期只剩下70天左右，也是因為他想加速撤軍。

Look, I I think it would be journalistically irresponsible to speculate on this, but I am absolutely positive that in trumps final days in office.

你看，我認為這將是新聞界不負責任的 推測這一點，但我絕對肯定， 在特朗普斯的最後幾天在辦公室，

He is intentionally creating a power vacuum in the Middle East for Vladimir Putin to fill to curry favor in his post presidency.

他是在有意製造中東地區的權力真空，讓普京來填補，以討好他擔任總統後。

Desperate need for financial support.

亟需資金支持。

Susan, you want to get in on this theory?

蘇珊，你想加入這個理論嗎？

I do not.

我沒有

Whatever mawr discrediting fun for me.

不管是什麼mawr詆譭我的樂趣。

Listen, this withdrawal is completely inappropriate.

聽著，這種退出完全不合適。

The troops of been there 19 years, it's their home.

部隊在那裡呆了19年，這是他們的家。

Some were born there, and that's all they know.

有些人在那裡出生，他們只知道這些。

I got to say the media isn't gonna want to thank Trump for this because our minds are so deeply entrenched in divided partisan politics.

我得說，媒體不會想為此感謝特朗普，因為我們的思想在分裂的黨派政治中根深蒂固。

But I can rise above it and say Thank you, Donald Trump America and most importantly, the troops appreciate this.

但我可以超越它，並說謝謝你，唐納德-特朗普美國，最重要的是，部隊感謝這一點。

Look, folks, here's the good news.

聽著，夥計們，這是一個好消息。

There is actually no historical precedent for the U.

其實歷史上並沒有先例，U。

S.

S.

Causing the rise of one of the biggest terrorist organizations on Earth due to a reckless withdrawal from a war torn region.

由於不顧一切地從戰亂地區撤離，導致地球上最大的恐怖組織之一崛起。

You said no, I said dude to whatever.

你說沒有，我說老兄到什麼。

It's still funny Now.

現在還很有趣。

New daily coronavirus cases in the US have jumped to a record high, and President Trump is celebrating the milestone with a little R and R.

美國每天新增的冠狀病毒病例已躍升至歷史新高，特朗普總統正在用小R和R來慶祝這一里程碑。

Trump's involvement in the day to day, governing of the nation has nearly stopped.

特朗普對國家日常、治理的參與幾乎已經停止。

According to his schedule.

根據他的日程安排。

He has not attended an intelligence briefing and weeks, and the White House has done little of late to manage the pandemic.

他沒有參加情報通報會，數週來，白宮最近在管理疫情方面幾乎沒有什麼作為。

Susan, if Kobe wants to get the attention of the president, should it maybe dress more risque and change its name to Ivanka?

蘇珊，如果科比想引起總統的注意，也許應該穿得更大膽一些，改名為伊萬卡？

Well, I'm not sure about that strategy.

嗯，我不確定這個策略。

It does seem like a pretty serious problem as we head into a in the winner.

這看起來確實是一個相當嚴重的問題，因為我們進入了一個在贏家。

I gotta agree with you there.

我同意你的說法

You know, people complain about Trump being uncooperative with the transition, but it is possible that he's actually trying to create a vacuum of leadership so powerful that it would somehow suck Joe Biden and his entire team from wherever they are right into the Oval Office.

你知道，人們抱怨特朗普對過渡期不合作，但有可能他實際上是想創造一個領導力的真空，以至於以某種方式將喬-拜登和他的整個團隊從任何地方吸進橢圓形辦公室。

I could see that happening now, after disappointing losses in the House and Senate, Democrats are struggling to figure out what dramatic ideological swing will put them in the exact same reassessment predicament next election.

我可以看到這種情況現在發生，在眾議院和參議院令人失望的損失之後，民主黨人正在努力找出什麼戲劇性的意識形態擺動將使他們在下次選舉中陷入完全相同的重新評估困境。

Luckily, there's no shortage of nuanced, complex advice.

幸運的是，其中不乏細微複雜的建議。

Super Tuesday was a repudiation of the far left wing.

超級星期二是對極左翼的否定。

The further left these folks move, the more they will lose that valuable constituency turning the administration mawr leftward.

這些人越往左走，他們就越會失去寶貴的選民，使政府向左轉。

Last week's election was a clear repudiation of all of that, pushing them further right and further towards Trump.

上週的選舉是對這一切的明確否定，將他們進一步向右，進一步向特朗普推進。

Because if you're going to the right, you're going to go toe left.

因為如果你要向右走，你就會向左走腳尖。

You're just gonna have issues.

你只是會有問題。

Susan.

蘇珊

I like thinking about politics is a big, beautiful crab that could only move right toe left.

我喜歡思考政治是一隻美麗的大螃蟹，只能右腳趾頭向左移動。

But is there any chance?

但有沒有機會呢？

And I know it's a stretch that voters are not crabs.

我知道這很牽強，選民不是螃蟹。

You know, the thing about Democrats Democrats held together for the past year because they hated Trump so much it was they hated Trump more than they hated each other.

你知道，民主黨人民主黨人在過去的一年裡之所以能團結一致，是因為他們太恨特朗普了，是他們恨特朗普多於恨對方。

So they stuck together and won this presidential election.

所以他們團結一致，贏得了這次總統選舉。

But now that it's over almost instantly, all those seems started to fray.

但現在幾乎瞬間就結束了，這些似乎都開始磨合了。

Stop, stop, stop!

停，停，停！

What does it need to keep politics simple?

保持政治的簡單性需要什麼？

Binaries.

二進制：

Move left, Move right.

向左走，向右走

Anything more and you're just making things complicated.

再多的話，你就把事情搞複雜了。

It's the same reason I refuse to sit on a chair with more than two legs.

這也是我拒絕坐超過兩條腿的椅子的原因。

You okay there?

你還好嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。