I think you might have something.

我想你可能有一些東西。

You say that anybody who works in Hollywood in entertainment is really part of a scam.

你說凡是在好萊塢娛樂圈工作的人，其實都是騙局的一部分。

You think the whole town is a scam?

你以為整個小鎮都是騙局嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

We just get lucky if the scam that were participating in turns out to be legitimate.

我們只是運氣好，如果參與的騙局變成了合法的。

You know how many dark alleyways I've gone down like, Oh, I could get an audition or I could be killed.

你知道我走了多少條黑暗的小巷，就像，哦，我可以得到一個試鏡，或者我可以被殺死。

Hey, but you're, like, got to see if there's an audition down there.

嘿，但你一樣，得看看 是否有一個試鏡那裡。

Yeah, Yeah, sure.

是啊，是啊，當然。

Yeah.

是啊。

That was the most cheerful way anyone's ever said.

這是最讓人開心的說法。

Or I could be killed or I could be killed.

或者我可能被殺，或者我可能被殺。

Uh, that's the spice of life in Hollywood.

呃，這就是好萊塢的生活調劑。

You just never know.

你永遠不知道。

But the whole thing about I mean, when you think about it, I remembered when I got started, you know, taking acting classes or improv classes, and you have to pay.

但整個事情... ...我是說，當你想起來的時候，我想起了我剛開始的時候，你知道，上表演課或者即興表演課，你都要付錢。

And then they tell you, you know what?

然後他們告訴你，你知道嗎？

You could use another round of classes, Bond.

你可以再上一輪課，邦德。

You totally get the sense that well, I'm getting stage time, but I'm actually also laying out cash That's a little suspicious.

你完全可以感覺到，我得到的舞臺時間， 但我實際上也奠定了現金，這是一個有點懷疑。

It's a little bit multilevel marketing, like you get to one level, and they're like, Oh, but wouldn't you like to know how to make believe in orange?

這是一個有點多層次的營銷，就像你到了一個層次，他們就會說，哦，但你不喜歡知道如何使相信橙色？

You should take another glimpse prop class, you know, so right there's tears, but I love it.

你應該再上一睹道具課，你知道的，所以就有了眼淚，但我喜歡。

It's one of my favorite scams.

這是我最喜歡的騙局之一。

To get involved in is like a big scam.

參與進來就像一個大騙局。

What?

什麼？

We all know that we're paying money, Toby seen on stage.

我們都知道，我們在付錢，託比在舞臺上看到的。

But we've all accepted that we're being conned.

但我們都已經接受了我們被騙的事實。

And then what about, like you say headshots, the whole idea of headshots, that whole industry.

然後呢，像你說的頭像，整個頭像的概念，那整個行業。

If you got to get your head shot, you think that's a scam?

如果你要打頭針，你覺得那是騙人的嗎？

Oh, hashtag two.

哦，標籤二。

Definitely a scam.

絕對是個騙局。

All you need to dio get into the head shot game is shoot one famous person or famous adjacent person and then use that picture to the wheels.

你只需要dio進射頭遊戲，就是拍一個名人或著名的相鄰的人，然後用這個圖片來輪。

Fall off.

掉下來。

I once took photos with a photographer who took pictures of Denzel Washington's daughter, and I'm like, Oh, this is very close to Thio now why you went with this photographer?

我曾經跟一個攝影師拍過照片，他拍的是丹澤爾-華盛頓的女兒，我就說，哦，這很接近Thio現在你為什麼要跟這個攝影師去拍？

Yes, and he had me out on the street in the middle of Brooklyn, dodging cars in between photos, and I just thought that was normal.

是的，他讓我在布魯克林的大街上，在照片之間躲避汽車，我只是覺得這很正常。

He didn't have a studio.

他沒有工作室

He was like much like I'm like, this is my office.

他就像很喜歡我一樣，這是我的辦公室。

He was like, this alleyway.

他就像，這條巷子。

Is my office now standing by those bricks, girl?

我的辦公室現在是站在那些磚頭旁邊嗎，姑娘？

Uh, and did he even have a camera?

呃，他甚至有一個攝像頭？

Told me he at least had a camera.

告訴我，他至少有一個攝像頭。

He was doing a lot of this.

他做了很多這樣的事情。

Now that I think about that's a giveaway, that it's just that, yeah, the fact that no camera ever came out.

現在，我想這是一個贈品，這只是，是的，事實上，沒有相機曾經出來。

Okay, what's your advice?

好吧，你有什麼建議？

If someone out there is watching right now and they aspire to be a scammer, what's your advice to them?

如果現在有人在看，他們渴望成為一個金光黨，你對他們有什麼建議？

Because you're such an expert.

因為你是個專家

My advice is confidence is key.

我的建議是信心是關鍵。

You know, everyone scammers have something that's so interesting to me, which is that they feel like they belong everywhere they go, and they look like that way they posture that way.

你知道，每個金光黨都有一些讓我覺得很有趣的東西，那就是他們覺得自己走到哪裡都有歸屬感，他們看起來是那樣的，他們的姿勢也是那樣的。

And so I'm always telling people, like, really fake it till you make it, because nobody knows what they're doing out here.

所以我總是告訴人們，像，真的假的，直到你成功， 因為沒有人知道他們在這裡做什麼。

We're all just throwing stuff at the wall, seeing what sticks so believe that you can stay, believe you can con believe you can do robbery, and you can do fraud.

我們都是在往牆上扔東西，看什麼東西能粘住，所以相信你能留下來，相信你能騙相信你能做搶劫，你能做欺詐。

That's the most inspirational speech I've heard in a long time.

這是我很久以來聽到的最勵志的演講了。

And I know that half the country is going to disagree with me.

我知道全國一半的人都會不同意我的觀點。

But I do think part of the secret formula for someone like Trump is he can see the results of an election and just look in the camera and say, Nope, I won, I won And that's what's And he believes it and he makes other people believe it.

但我認為，像特朗普這樣的人的部分祕方是，他可以看到選舉結果，只是看著鏡頭說，不，我贏了，我贏了，這就是他相信它，並讓其他人相信它。

And then suddenly everyone around him is going.

然後突然周圍的人都要。

Yeah, yeah, he won.

是啊，是啊，他贏了。

He he might be the best.

他他可能是最好的。

He might be the best thing ever.

他可能是有史以來最好的東西。

He's one of the greatest.

他是最偉大的人之一。

Like when you're talking iconic con artists like he's up there.

就像你說的偶像金光黨一樣，他在上面。

That's the Mount Rushmore.

這就是拉什莫爾山。

He needs to be on a scam.

他需要在一個騙局。

Rushmore on his face and that hair Come on, that Harris fraud.

臉上的拉什莫爾和頭髮 拜託，那個哈里斯金光黨。

That hair is robbery.

那頭髮是搶劫。

Let's not go after weird hair, okay?

我們不要去追求奇怪的頭髮，好嗎？

I sympathize with the man.

我很同情這個人。

And trust me, that's been a big part of my con since day one is what I do is a good car.

相信我，這也是我從第一天開始，就是我做的是一輛好車的重要組成部分。

Noticed distracts.

注意到了分心。

And so what I did is I distracted with this.

所以我所做的就是用這個來分散注意力。

You got away with all kinds of bullshit.

你逃過了所有的廢話。

In the meantime, that's how I made it.

同時，我就是這樣做的。

Yeah, we distract code and I love a good bang.

是的，我們分散代碼的注意力，我喜歡一個好的爆炸。

Alright, I love a good baying.

好吧，我喜歡一個好的Baying。

And I will say that, Trump, When I found out that they booked the Four Seasons total landscaping, I, for one didn't know if it was an accident, cause I was like, maybe they're trying to save some coins.

我想說的是，特朗普，當我發現他們訂了四季總景觀的時候，我，我不知道這是不是一個意外，因為我想，也許他們是想節省一些硬幣。

Maybe maybe they did wanna have it at the landscaping between the shop, then the crematorium.

也許他們確實想把它放在商店和火葬場之間的景觀上。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, they needed to make some money and they figured, Well, get a lot of press for doing this.

是的，他們需要賺一些錢，他們想， 好了，得到很多媒體這樣做。

And s So maybe that was a scam.

所以也許那是個騙局。

Maybe that worked.

也許這很有效。

It was cute.

它很可愛。