HE IS A FANTASTIC EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM

他是一個夢幻般的艾美獎提名的演員，你知道從

"SILICON VALLEY," "MIDDLEDITCH & SCHWARTZ," AND HIS BRAND-NEW

"銀谷"，"MIDDLEDITCH & SCHWARTZ"，以及他的全新作品。

SITCOM ON CBS CALLED "B-POSITIVE."

CBS的SITCOM被稱為 "B -POSITIVE"。

PLEASE WELCOME, THE MAGNIFICENT, MR. THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

PLEASE WELCOME, THE MAGNIFICENT, MR. THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

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♪ >> James: THERE HE IS!

>> 詹姆斯。他在那裡！

HEY, THOMAS!

嘿，托馬斯！

HOW ARE YOU?

你怎麼樣？

>> PRETTY GOOD.

>> 很好。

HOW ARE YOU, JAMES?

你怎麼樣，詹姆斯？

>> James: I LOVE YOUR BOLO TIE YOU'RE ROCKING.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡你的BOLO領帶，你是搖滾。

>> I'M A BOLO TIE CORDUROY BOY.

>> 我是一個BOLO TIE CORDUROY BOY。

>> James: NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN BE BOTH.

>> 詹姆斯。不是很多人可以兩者兼得。

>> I'VE DONE IT.

>> 我已經做到了。

2020 IS LOOKING UP.

2020年是看漲。

>> James: YOU ALWAYS LOOK SHARP OTHER THAN THE LAST TIME

>> 詹姆斯。你總是看起來比上一次更犀利。

YOU WERE ON THE SHOW WHERE IT WAS I WAS WORRIED YOU WITH

你上了節目，我擔心你和你的關係。

RESPECT GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HOME.

尊重去做出來的家。

WE WERE DOING THE SHOW EARLY IN LOCKDOWN.

我們很早就在鎖城做節目了。

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN COPING?

你是如何應對的？

>> GOOD.

>> 好的。

VERY GOOD.

非常好。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

NICE TO SEE THE SUN.

很高興看到太陽。

HEY, I SPENT AT LOT OF TIME ALONE AS A CHILD, SO WHEN THE

嘿，我花了很多的時間獨自作為一個孩子，所以當

WORLD WAS, LIKE, HEY, STAY INDOORS BY YOURSELF, I WAS,

世界是，喜歡，嘿，留在室內由你自己，我是。

LIKE, CAN DO, I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE.

喜歡，可以做，我一直在訓練 這我的整個生活。

>> James: YOU'RE A PAR PILOT.

>> 詹姆斯。你是一個PAR飛行員。

YES.

是的。

>> James: DURING LOCKDOWN YOU WERE FLYING RESCUE DOGS AROUND

>> 詹姆斯。鎖定期間，你是在飛救兵犬周圍

THE COUNTRY?

國家？

>> HERE AND THERE.

>> 這裡和那裡。

NOW, LOOK, YEAH, I TAKE LITTLE TRIPS, SOMETIMES FOR MYSELF AND

現在，聽著，是的，我採取了一些小旅行，有時為了自己和。

THEN SOMETIMES I SIGN UP WITH THIS ORGANIZATION PILOTS AND

然後有時我註冊了這個組織的飛行員和

PAWS, AND THEY'LL HAVE DOGS OR CATS OR SOMETHING THAT NEED, YOU

爪子，他們會有狗或貓或其他需要的東西，你。

KNOW, TRANSPORT FROM A SHELTER THAT'S TOO FULL OR A SHELTER

知道嗎，從一個太滿的倉庫或一個倉庫運輸。

THAT HAS ROOM OR TO A FOREVER HOME AND YOU CAN KIND OF AS A

有空間或一個永遠的家，你可以有點作為一個

PILOT VOLUNTEER AND SAY, I'LL TAKE THEM, AND YOU END UP IN

飛行員自願說，我將採取他們，而你最終在。

REDDING, CALIFORNIA OR SOMEPLACE IN INN AND BE LIKE, ALL RIGHT,

REDDING，加州或其他地方的旅館，並要像，所有的權利。

LET'S CHECK THIS PLACE OUT FOR A WEEKEND.

讓我們來看看這個地方了一個週末。

BUT YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING NICE.

但你已經做了一些好事。

I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE I CAN FLY A PLANE, SO, YEAH.

我覺得很幸運，我可以開飛機，所以，是的。

>> James: HOW MANY DOGS ARE ON THE PLANE WERE THE MOST DOGS

>> 詹姆斯：飛機上的狗有多少隻？

YOU'VE HAD?

你有過嗎？

>> NOTHING CRAZY.

>> 沒有什麼瘋狂的事情。

IT'S A TINY PLANE, A LITTLE FOUR-SEATER.

這是一個很小的計劃，一個小的四座。

I'VE HAD A PASSENGER, THREE OTHER DOGS, AND A LITTLE SCRUFFY

我養過一個房客，三隻狗，還有一隻小邋遢

TERRIER WHO WAS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, BUT THAT'S OKAY, HE WENT

脾氣不好的人，但沒關係，他去了。

TO DEAD, A MASSIVE DOBERMAN PINSCHER AND A TINY PUPPY THING

死亡，一個巨大的多寶犬PINSCHER和一個微小的小狗的事情。

THAT WAS RIDING CO-PILOT.

那是騎著副駕駛。

I HAD A COUPLE OF BULL TERRIERS THAT WERE A LOT OF ENERGY.

我有幾頭牛，精力旺盛。

I PUT THEM IN A CRATE, SNIFFED AND I THOUGHT, OH, THE DOG MADE

我把它們放進籠子裡，打了個響指，我想，哦，這隻狗做了什麼？

A BIG OLD DOO DOO?

一個大的老DOO DOO？

IT WAS JUST A TOOT.

這只是一個牙。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

I LANDED EXPECTING TO SHOVEL OUT ALL THIS CRUD.

我落地期望 剷出所有這些垃圾。

BUT IT WAS NERVOUS.

但它是NERVOUS。

LITTLE TOOTS.

小齒。

HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY.

發生在每個人身上。

>> James: THAT'S A LOVELY STORY.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個可愛的故事。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

YEAH, THE STORY IS -- >> James: LOVELY STORY.

是的，故事是 - >> 詹姆斯。可愛的故事。

IF YOU NEED A SUMMARY, ONE TIME I BROUGHT A DOG ON THE

如果你需要一個總結，有一次我帶著一隻狗上路了。

PLANE AND I THOUGHT IT MADE A DOODY BUT IT JUST MADE A TOOT.

飛機和我都以為它做了個小動作，但它只是做了個小齒。

>> James:ING I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.

>> 詹姆斯:我想我們已經得到了它。

>> SO HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN GOING FOR ME IN QUARANTINE?

>> 那麼，我在夸父的日子過得怎麼樣？

FANTASTIC.

夢幻般的。

>> James: YOU'RE SUCH A BRILLIANT COMEDIC PERFORMER.

>> 詹姆斯。你真是個出色的喜劇演員。

YOU'RE SO GREAT.

你是如此之大。

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS EARLY IN YOUR CAREERS YOU GOT YOUR

我不知道的是，在你們的職業生涯的早期，你們就得到了你們的。

STRIPES PERFORMING COMEDY ON A CRUISE SHIP.

條子在遊輪上表演喜劇。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

>> 詹姆斯。我很想知道那是什麼樣子的。

>> WORKING ON THAT CRUISE SHIP WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUR VEAL,

>> 在那艘遊輪上工作是最快樂的事情之一。

WEIRDER PARTS TO HAVE THE WHOLE JOURNEY OF BEING AN ENTERTAINE.

詭異的部分有整個歷程的娛樂。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

IT WAS LIKE A MIX OF, LIKE, ENDLESS LEISURE TIME AND THEN NO

這就像一個混合的，喜歡，無盡的休閒時間，然後沒有。

ESCAPE.

逃跑。

IT WAS LIKE A LUXURY PRISON BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A BOAT AND YOU

這就像一個豪華的監獄，因為你在船上，你...

CAN'T GO ANYWHERE AND THERE ARE ALL THESE RULES YOU HAVE TO

你不能去任何地方，而且你必須遵守這些規則

ABIDE BY BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE AT 11:00 AT NIGHT, YOU CAN

但是，在同一時間，比如在晚上11點，你可以遵守。

GO GET CREPES.

去得到CREPES。

( LAUGHTER ) THAT WAS, LIKE, MY FIRST

（笑）這是，像，我的第一次，

EXPERIENCE WITH REAL -- BECAUSE THE FIRST CRUISE, YOU DID TWO

與真實的體驗 -- 因為第一次旅行，你做了兩次。

TOURS FOR FOUR MONTHS.

巡演四個月。

THE FIRST ONE WAS OUT OF NEW YORK CITY, AND THAT WAS THE

第一件事是在紐約市，那是第一件事。

FIRST TIME I MET, YOU KNOW, LONG ISLAND, STATEN ISLAND,

我第一次見面時，你知道，長島，斯坦頓島。

GUIDO'S WITH THE HAIRCUT AND THAT.

GUIDO'S與髮型和。

THE FIRST CRUISE YOU'RE JUST A PERSON ON A CRUISE, THEN THE

第一次旅行，你只是一個人在旅行中，然後是一個人在旅行中。

SECOND SHOW WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SHOW, YOU WALK AROUND

第二場大家都知道節目的地方，你走來走去。

AND THEY SAY, LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT!

他們說，讓我請你喝一杯！

THIS GUY'S HILARIOUS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON "SNL"!

這傢伙的搞笑，你會在 "SNL"！

GETTING NUGGETS.

獲取金塊。

YOU SON-OF-A-GUN!

你這狗孃養的！

THAT WAS FUN TO BE THE CHAMPION OF THE GUIDOS.

這是很有趣的指南的冠軍。

THEN THE FALL TOUR HAPPENS AND YOU GO TO BARR HARBOR, QUEBEC

然後秋季巡迴賽發生，你去魁北克省的巴爾港。

CITY TO WATCH THE LEAVES CHANGE, AND ALL THE PARTY BOYS ARE GONE

城市看葉子的變化，所有的黨的男孩都走了。

AND THEY PUT ON ANDREWS SISTERS IN THE PA, EVERYONE'S IN BED BY

他們把安德魯斯姐妹在PA，每個人都在睡覺前

7:00 P.M.

下午7:00

>> James: OH, WOW.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，哇。

BUT A SHORT LINE AT THE CRAP STANDS.

但在垃圾臺的短線。

>> YOU KNOW IT, MY MAN.

>> 你知道的，夥計。

>> James: LET'S CALCULATE YOU ON YOUR BRILLIANT NEW SITCOM

>> James:讓我們為你的精彩新網站計算一下吧

"B-POSITIVE."

"B -POSITIVE。"

IT HAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE REVIEWS.

它有最令人難以置信的評價。

TELL THEM WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

告訴他們這是什麼，你扮演的是誰。

>> I PLAY A MAN WHO NEEDS A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT AND WHO

>> 我扮演一個需要腎臟移植的人，而他卻...

DOESN'T HAVE A LONG LIST OF FRIENDS AND HE GOES THROUGH THEM

沒有一個長長的朋友名單，他去通過他們。

QUICKLY, AND HE STUMBLES ON SOMEONE HE HASN'T KNOWN SINCE

迅速，他偶然發現了一個人，他不知道，因為。

HIGH SCHOOL.

高中：

SHE'S A BIT OF A MESS BUT GENEROUSLY OFFERS TO DONATE HER

她是個小混混，但很慷慨地願意捐出她的... ...

KIDNEY AND IT'S THE COMING TOGETHER OF TWO VERY DIFFERENT

腎臟和它的兩個不同的人走到了一起。

WORLDS.

WORLDS。

>> James: HAVE YOU ENJOYED SSILICON VALLEY, A MORE

>> 詹姆斯。你有沒有享受過SSILICON VALLEY，一個更多的

TRADITIONAL NETWORK COMEDY?

傳統的網絡喜劇？

>> YEAH, I WAS TALKING TO REGGIE, BEING IN SMALL COMICS

>> 是的，我在跟REGGIE說話，是在小型漫畫裡。

AND DOING THE MOST ALIENATING COMEDY I CAN THINK OF.

並做最外星人的喜劇，我可以想到的。

TO DO SOMETHING WITH SUCH BIG APPEAL IS FUN.

做一些有如此大的吸引力的事情是很有趣的。

THE DELIVERY OF IT IS KIND OF LIKE A PLAY.

它的交付是有點像一個遊戲。

YOU'RE ON SETS THAT DONT'S HAVE A WALL, RIGHT?

你是在沒有牆的場景下，對嗎？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

AND THE PILOT WE GOT TO SHOOT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

而飛行員我們要在觀眾面前拍攝。

I WAS, LIKE, OKAY, I GET THE EXCHANGE.

我是，喜歡，好吧，我得到的交換。

NOW WE'RE JUST HOLDING FOR LAUGHS WITH ABOUT THAT, WITH THE

現在，我們只是抱著笑的心態，與那個...

CREW GOING -- ( SMALL LAUGH )

船員去 - （小笑）。

>> James: AND THEY'LL SHOW THAT TO AN AUDIENCE AND PUT THE

>> 詹姆斯。他們會向聽眾展示，並把這

LAUGHS ON.

笑著說：

>> YEAH, ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW THEIR PROCESS.

>> 是的，實際上我不知道他們的程序。

I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS OF LAUGHS

我敢肯定，他們有很多時間，很多時間，很多時間的笑聲。

RECORDED THAT THEY CAN, LIKE -- SOMEONE TOLD ME -- MIKE JUDD

記錄，他們可以，就像 - 有人告訴我 - 邁克-朱德。

TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT -- MIKE AND ALEC BURKE WHO WROTE FOR

告訴我一個故事 -- 邁克和艾利克-伯克的故事，他為我寫了一篇文章

SEINFELD TOLD ME HOW THEY WOULD GO, AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE STILL

辛費爾德告訴我他們會怎麼做，我不知道他還會不會去做

WORKS IN THE BUSINESS, BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS A GUY WHO

工作的業務，但顯然有一個傢伙誰是。

DOES THE LAUGH TRACKS FOR A LOT OF SITCOMS.

做了很多網站的笑料。

HE'S BEEN IN BUSINESS A LONG TIME.

他做了很久的生意了。

HE'LL WATCH IT, AND HE HAS AN OLD, ARCHAIC MACHINES AND HE

他會看的，他有一臺老式的，古老的機器，而且他

DOES SLIDERS, FADES THE LAUGHS, AND THERE ARE FOOT PEDALS.

做滑梯，消失的笑聲，並有腳踏板。

>> James: NO!

>> 詹姆斯。不！

AND HE IS APPARENTLY THE MOST STOIC MAN.

而他似乎是最頑固的人。

''S A DEAD BEEN MAN CONTROLLING ALL THE LAUGHTER

"一個死去的人控制著所有的笑聲"。

( LAUGHING ) THAT'S THE LEGEND.

（笑）這是傳說。