Phase on.

階段上。

You guys have this podcast where you talk about Scrubs?

你們有這個播客，你們在那裡談論Scrubs？

Yeah, well, before co it happened.

是啊，好吧，之前，它發生了。

You know, someone approached us and said the 22 gals from the office had done this, and it becomes really popular.

你知道嗎，有人找我們，說辦公室的22個姑娘都做過這個，就真的很受歡迎。

You guys ever want to do this?

你們想過這樣做嗎？

And they and they said, you know, you just sit around and you watch.

他們和他們說，你知道，你只是坐在那裡，你看。

It's not live.

這不是直播。

You watch the episode before, and then you sit around and joke about it right on.

你看之前的劇情，然後你就坐在這裡，對著劇情開玩笑。

And I said it was great.

我說這很好。

That'll be fun.

這將是有趣的。

Yeah, blast.

是啊，爆炸。

Then Koven starts.

然後科文開始。

And literally, the day we were set to record, they locked down the city and we said, Oh, that's too bad.

從字面上看，我們被設置為記錄的一天， 他們鎖定了城市，我們說， 哦，那太糟糕了。

That would have been fun.

這將是有趣的。

It actually, they said, Don't worry.

其實，他們說，別擔心。

We'll bring you the fancy microphone, which I have here.

我們會給你帶來花哨的麥克風，我這裡有。

Oh, that's the old XK 11, 3 20.

哦，那是老XK 11，3 20。

0, you know, it is the, uh Yeah, You probably actually know what it is.

0，你知道，這是，呃，是的，你可能真的知道它是什麼。

I don't know what brought us the gear, and once a week, we do it on Zoom, and we thought it would just be like, I honestly thought it would be a handful of Scrubs fans and then like our parents.

我不知道是什麼給我們帶來了裝備，每週一次，我們在Zoom上做，我們認為這將只是像，我真的認為這將是少數Scrubs粉絲，然後像我們的父母。

But it became huge internationally, huge and eso Once a week, we tell stories.

但它在國際上成為巨大的，巨大的和eso 每週一次，我們講故事。

We go on long ass, random tangents.

我們走在長長的屁股上，隨意的切入。

We make each other laugh.

我們互相逗笑。

We tell nostalgic, embarrassing anecdotes, and it's become a huge.

我們講一些懷舊的、令人尷尬的軼事，這已經成為一個巨大的。

That's great.

那太好了

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

The the only thing that's weird is that I thought it was a joke at first.

唯一奇怪的是，我一開始還以為是個笑話。

But Donald says that he is broadcasting from a closet in his house.

但唐納德說，他是在家裡的壁櫥裡廣播。

And then I found out that it's really he really does broadcast from his closet.

然後我發現，真的是他真的在衣櫃裡廣播。

Yes, because Donald is encoded with two small Children who want to know where the hell that is.

是的，因為唐納德是編碼與兩個小的孩子誰想知道這到底是哪裡。

Eso his initial plan was I have to hide from these kids, and our engineer was like, actually your closets.

Eso他最初的計劃是我要躲避這些孩子，我們的工程師就說，其實你的衣櫃。

Not bad, because of all the acoustics will be great.

不錯，因為所有的音響效果都會很好。

So but now he like, barricades himself in the closet so that the kids, of course, now, after doing it, this many episodes, they come in there.

所以，但現在他喜歡，壁壘自己 在衣櫃裡，所以，孩子們，當然，現在， 後這樣做，這許多情節，他們來到那裡。

It's funny, we just start having a baby.

真有意思，我們剛開始生孩子。

I thought it reminds me of you because I think you once told me when I was in the show like I like to show the Seems like If there's a message, show it mistakes.

我想這讓我想起了你，因為我想你曾經告訴我，當我在節目中，像我喜歡顯示似乎如果有一個消息，顯示它的錯誤。

Mistakes are gold.

錯誤是金。

You want miss takes.

你想要錯過的東西。

You want people to see that it's riel, right?

你想讓人們看到它是瑞爾，對嗎？

And I actually, it's funny.

而我其實，這很有趣。

I didn't even think of this when I was going to come on the show, but I thought I thought of you telling me that years ago, because we had stuff where it's like his wife comes on and she's like, Honey, the exterminators here he has to spray the closet and we're like, Okay, so we're just way like we don't we don't edit that stuff out.

我甚至沒有想到這一點，當我要來的節目， 但我想我想你告訴我，幾年前， 因為我們的東西，它像他的妻子來上，她的樣子， 親愛的，滅蟲劑在這裡，他有 噴射衣櫃和我們一樣，好吧，所以我們只是方式像我們不 我們不編輯的東西了。

The exterminator comes in.

滅蟲師進來了。

We started talking to him about being an exterminator, like his daughter.

我們開始和他談起做滅蟲師的事，就像他女兒一樣。

I mean, we just We just have it all.

我是說，我們只是... ...我們只是擁有一切。

Come on the all in the show because it's just it's funny.

來的都在節目中，因為它只是它的有趣。

Now I want to ask you, I know a little bit about the podcast business and merchandizing.

現在我想問你，我對播客業務和商品銷售有一點了解。

I was surprised The minute you start working in the podcast world, uh, the merch people come to you and say You need merch, you need merchandizing.

我很驚訝 你開始在播客界工作的那一刻， 呃，商人們來找你，說你需要商品，你需要商品化。

And I didn't think that they were serious because I thought, but apparently that's That's been a big thing for you guys.

我不認為他們是認真的，因為我想， 但顯然，這是一個很大的事情，你們。

It's been a little bit of a journey.

這是一個小小的旅程。

The merchandise you learned this from.

你學的這個商品。

I'm sure your your show that they come to you and they go, Oh, just, you know, because I wasn't super into podcast.

我敢肯定，你的節目，他們來找你，他們去，哦，只是，你知道，因為我不是超級到播客。

I mean, a handful of them, but I've been on a bunch, but they say this is a little bit of a trivial, trivial, not trivia anecdotal.

我的意思是，少量的，但我上了一堆，但他們說這是一點小事，瑣碎的，不是瑣碎的軼事。

What's the word?

那是什麼詞？

It's a thing podcast fans love.

這是播客迷喜歡的事情。

They love merch.

他們喜歡商品。

They like a mug with their favorite show.

他們喜歡有自己喜歡的節目的杯子。

They like a T shirt.

他們喜歡T恤。

And we were like, Okay, we never made merch for anything, but sure, So we put out some bullshit T shirt and a mug, and the fans on all our social media start making fun of us like, what is this horrible merch?

我們當時想，好吧，我們從來沒有做任何商品， 但肯定的，所以我們把一些廢話T桖和一個杯子， 和球迷在我們所有的社交媒體 開始取笑我們一樣， 這是什麼可怕的商品？

It wasn't it wasn't good merch.

這不是它不是好商品。

No, they did not like their merge.

不，他們不喜歡他們的合併。

It was basically just our logo with on on the shirt or a mug.

基本上就是我們的標誌，印在襯衫或杯子上。

So Donald and I get very competitive.

所以唐納德和我的競爭非常激烈。

We're very competitive people.

我們是很有競爭力的人。

We did not like this angle, so we said we're going all in.

我們不喜歡這個角度，所以我們說我們要全力以赴。

We're going to spend more time coming up with with random ass merch for the people s So we did that.

我們要花更多的時間來與隨機的屁股商品的人S所以我們做了。

All right, So let me ask you something, cause I have something here and I don't know what's going on.

好吧，所以讓我問你一些事情， 因為我有東西在這裡，我不知道這是怎麼回事。

This looks to be this'll.

這看起來是這個會。

Looks to be a hand towel.

看起來是一條手巾。

Is this a hand towel?

這是手巾嗎？

It's a washcloth.

這是一條毛巾。

Okay, here's the deal with this.

好吧，這裡的交易與此有關。

Donald Donald hadn't brought this whole theory on to the to the podcast.

唐納德-唐納德還沒有把這整個理論帶到播客上。

That going And that's yours, by the way to keep I get to keep this.

那去，那是你的，順便說一句，讓我留著這個。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Donald has this theory that African American people universally bring a washcloth in the shower, whereas Caucasians don't Uh huh.

唐納德有這樣的理論，非裔美國人普遍帶著浴巾洗澡，而白種人則沒有，嗯。

And then it began.

然後就開始了。

We have an African American female producer, and she weighed in heavily saying yes, all of her African American friends also bring wash Klaus in the shower interesting from the South started weighing and said, No, it's not just about that.

我們有一個非洲裔美國女製片人，她重重地說是的，她所有的非洲裔美國朋友也帶洗克勞斯在洗澡有趣的來自南方的開始權衡，並說，不，這不僅僅是關於。

It says that's where you grew up with people from the South brainwashed closet.

它說那是你和南方腦殘櫃的人一起長大的地方。

So this joke about washcloths in the shower became a running gag, and we said, you know, we're making we're making the people wash clothes so this I could take into the shower with you.

所以這個關於洗澡時用浴巾的笑話成了一個流傳的笑話，我們說，你知道，我們要讓我們的人洗衣服，這樣我就可以帶進你的浴室。

I know you're supposed to wash your butt with.

我知道你應該洗你的屁股。

Wait, you're But you just watch your butt with it.

等等，你是... ...但你只要小心你的屁股。

Yeah, that's the idea, I think I think.

是的，這就是我的想法，我想我想。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

You have to know.

你必須知道。

You can't tell me to do that on a whim.

你不能一時興起就叫我這麼做。

I need thio.

我需要這個。

First of all, that's not what I would have thought.

首先，這不是我所想的。

I would not have thought I would have thought.

我不會想到我會想到。

Oh, you use it to put the hot water up against.

哦，你用它來把熱水對著。

Well, you can get a better shade.

好吧，你可以得到一個更好的陰影。

You can use it for whatever you'd like.

你可以用它來做任何你想做的事情。

I think that the idea for people who are washcloth users is that they get in all the cracks and crevices and nooks and crannies with it.

我想，對於使用洗臉布的人來說，他們的想法是用它進入所有的縫隙和縫隙以及犄角旮旯。

If that's the case, then the order in which you do it is very important is part of our debate.

如果是這樣的話，那麼你做的順序是非常重要的，是我們辯論的一部分。

Because I think that start with the ass and then face Conan, This was part of our debate.

因為我認為，從屁股開始，然後面對柯南，這是我們辯論的一部分。

I said, you, you folks who do this, how often are you swapping out the washcloth?

我說，你，你們這些人，你多久換一次毛巾？

Are you doing a new one every day, or does it just live in the shower for a week?

你是每天都做一個新的，還是在浴室裡住一個星期？

We check this out, this eyes a Christmas ornament.

我們看看這個，這個眼睛是個聖誕裝飾品。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

That's a That is me riding Donald.

那是一個... ...那是我騎著唐納德。

Um, that's in writing Donald s o on the show Scrubs.

嗯，這是在寫唐納德S O在節目Scrubs。

There was the whole shtick we used to do where I ride on his back and weigh yellow Eagle.

我們以前常做的戲碼就是我騎在他的背上稱黃鷹。

And it was just a stupid thing.

而這只是一件愚蠢的事情。

I improv one episode and it became a fan favorite thing way Have Christmas ornaments with us eagling on them.

我即興一集，它成為一個球迷最喜歡的事情方式有聖誕飾品與我們老鷹對他們。

Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put this on my Christmas tree this year better.

好吧，我要做的是我要把這個放在我的聖誕樹上 今年更好。

And I want you to send me a picture.

我想讓你給我發張照片。

I want you to lie.

我要你說謊

I know.

我知道，我知道

I know your wife and I'm gonna I'm gonna text her and said I thought you I thought you were going to say I know you're a liar.

我認識你的妻子，我要去 我要去給她發短信，說我以為你 我以為你會說我知道你是個金光黨。

No, I know you, Conan.

不，我認識你，柯南

And you're a liar.

而你是個金光黨。

This is going on my tree, and I'll put this on my Trias.

這要放在我的樹上，我會把這個放在我的Trias上。

Well, after I use it after he used it in the shower, please could Nice.

好吧，在我用它之後，他用它在洗澡，請尼斯。