ANYTHING FUN?

有什麼好玩的嗎？

>> Reggie: I LOOKED AT THE NEW MAC AIL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

>> 雷吉：我看了新的MAC AIL公告。

>> James: OH, THE GLASSES.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，眼鏡。

>> Reggie: OH, NO, NOT YET.

>> 雷吉：哦，不，還沒有。

THAT'S WAY DOWN THE ROAD.

這是在路上的方式。

THAT'S APPLE GLASS.

THAT'S APPLE GLASS.

>> James: WHAT WERE THE NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS?

>> 詹姆斯。新的公告是什麼？

>> Reggie: IT WASN'T REALLY THAT SPECTACULAR.

>> 其實並沒有那麼驚豔。

THEY MADE THEIR OWN CHIP.

他們做了自己的芯片。

>> Reggie: CHIP.

>> CHIP。

SILICON.

硅酮：

>> James: WHAT DO YOU PUT THE CHIP IN.

>> 詹姆斯。你把芯片放在什麼地方。

>> Reggie: IN THE COMPUTERS.

>> 在電腦裡。

>> James: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A COMPUTER.

>> 詹姆斯。我們在談論一臺電腦。

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: A LAPTOP.

>> 詹姆斯。一臺筆記本電腦。

THEY'VE GOT A NEW LAPTOP OUT.

他們已經有了一個新的筆記本電腦出來。

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

NO ONE ELSE DESCRIBING THAT STORY WOULD DESCRIBE IT.

沒有人描述這個故事會描述它。

THEY WOULD GO, YEAH, GOT A NEW LAPTOP, IT'S FASTER.

他們會去，是的，得到了一個新的筆記本電腦，它的速度更快。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: THAT IS A REASON TO CELEBRATE.

>> 詹姆斯：這是一個值得慶祝的理由。

WE HAVE ANOTHER REASON TO CELEBRATE.

我們又有了一個慶祝的理由。

IT'S TIM'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

今天是TIM的生日。

>> Reggie: OH, THAT'S RIGHT!

>> 雷吉：哦，對了!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

HOW DID I FORGET?

我怎麼忘了？

>> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM.

>> 詹姆斯。生日快樂，TIM。

DON'T TELL ME I'M BEING PUNKED.

別告訴我我被打了。

>> NO, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

>> 不，這是我的生日。

>> James: BUT I'M ASSUMING?

>> 詹姆斯。但我假設？

ONE BOUGHT YOU A FARM.

有人給你買了一個農場。

( LAUGHTER ) >> I VERY WELL COULD HAVE BOUGHT

（笑） >>我很可能已經買了。

THE FARM.

農場。

>> James: IT'S THE BIG 5-0, RIGHT?

>> 詹姆斯。它的大5 -0，對不對？

>> IT FEELS GOOD.

>> 感覺很好。

ACTUALLY, I'M PROBABLY LESS STRESSED THAN I'VE EVER BEEN.

事實上，我的壓力可能比以往任何時候都小。

>> James: IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?

>> 詹姆斯。在你的一生中？

YEAH, I'M GETTING USED TO NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN LIFE, I

是的，我已經習慣了 不管我的生活在哪裡，我... ...

CAN'T GET OUT OF ALL THIS.

不能離開這一切。

( LAUGHTER ) SO I'M TRYING TO NOT STRUGGLE IN

所以，我試圖不掙扎英寸

THE FLY PAPER.

蒼蠅紙。

>> James: THERE WILL NOT BE A BETTER MESSAGE ON THE SHOW

>> 詹姆斯：沒有比這更好的節目資訊了。

TONIGHT.

今晚。

THAT'S A LESSON FOR ALL OF US.

這是我們所有人的教訓。

RELAX, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN IT, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT

放鬆，你被困在這裡面，你無能為力。

IT.

IT：

>> SO GOOD.

>> 很好。

>> James: I LOVE THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡這個。

THAT SORT OF ANNOUNCEMENT SHOULD HAPPEN ON --

這種公告應該發生在... ...

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

>> 哇，所有的網絡！

>> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM.

>> 詹姆斯。生日快樂，TIM。

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

我們非常愛你。

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

我們非常愛你。

>> YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU.

>> 你，你，你，你，你，你，你和你。

>> James: HE'S STUCK WITH HIM AND WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM AND I

>> 詹姆斯。他和他在一起，我們和他在一起，我也在一起。

COULDN'T BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

不能再高興了，你知道嗎？

IT'S BEEN A JOLLY WEEK BECAUSE ELECTION DAY WAS EXACTLY ONE

本週是個快樂的一週，因為選舉日正好是一個星期。

WEEK AGO AND THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, WITHOUT

一週前和特朗普政府，而沒有。

ANY EVIDENCE, IS STILL CLAIMING THAT THE ENTIRE ELECTION WAS

任何證據，仍然聲稱整個選舉是。

STOLEN DUE TO VOTER FRAUD.

偷了兩個人的選票詐騙。

WHICH LED TO THIS AMAZING MOMENT YESTERDAY.

這導致了今天這個奇妙的時刻。

FOX NEWS ACTUALLY CUT AWAY FROM A LIVE STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE

福克斯新聞居然切斷了從白宮的現場聲明。

HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY...

內務部新聞發言人...

BECAUSE, WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

因為，好吧，你自己看吧。

>> AND WE WANT EVERY ILLEGAL VOTE.

>> 我們要所有的非法選票。

>> WHOA, WHOA, WE HAVE TO BE VERY CLEAR, SHE'S CHARGING THE

>> 哇，哇，我們必須明確，她的收費。

OTHER SIDE IS WELCOMING FRAUD AND ILLEGAL VOTING.

另一邊是歡迎欺詐和非法投票。

UNLESS SHE HAS DETAILS TO BACK IT UP I CAN'T IN GOOD COUNT

除非她有詳細的資料支持，否則我無法計算。

NANCE CONTINUE TO SHOW YOU THIS --

南希繼續給你看這個 --

>> JAMES: FOX NEWS JUST CUT OFF THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE FOR BEING

>> 詹姆斯：福克斯新聞剛剛切斷了特朗普的白宮，因為是。

MISLEADING.

誤導。

I GOT TO SAY, THE 2020 PLOT TWISTS JUST KEEP COMING.

我不得不說，2020年的情節曲折不斷。

NEIL SAID I CAN'T IN GOOD COUNT NANCE CONTINUE SHOWING YOU THIS.

尼爾說，我不能在好數南斯繼續顯示你這個。

IN RESPONSE, TRUMP SAID STOP THE COUNTENANCE.

作為迴應，特朗普說，停止收錢。

JOE BIDEN WAS ASKED WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S

喬-比登被問及如何看待特朗普的。

UNWILLINGNESS TO CONCEDE.

不願讓步；

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TRUMP'S YET TO CONCEDE AND WHAT

>> 你對特朗普尚未認輸有何看法？

THAT MIGHT MEAN FOR THE COUNTRY?

這對國家來說可能意味著什麼？

>> WELL, I JUST THINK IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT.

>> 我只是覺得這是一種羞辱。

I THINK THAT IT WILL NOT HELP THE PRESIDENT'S LEGACY.

我認為這對主席的遺產沒有幫助。

>> James: OH, I THINK THE LEGACY TRAIN LEFT THE STATION A

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我想遺蹟列車離開了站臺，

LONG TIME AGO.

很久以前的事了

( LAUGHTER ) I UNDERSTAND JOE'S CONCERN, THE

我明白喬伊的擔憂，該

ONLY THING WITHOUT A LEGACY THE ONLY THING TRUMP WILL PASS ON TO

唯一沒有遺產的東西 特朗普唯一會傳給他的東西

HIS CHILDREN IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT.

他的孩子們欠了幾百萬美元的債。

BIDEN SAID TRUMP'S REFUSAL TO CONCEDE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.

比登說特朗普拒絕認輸是一種羞辱。

BUT THEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT?

但後來特朗普卻說："這是一種恥辱？

DID YOU NOT SEE ME DO THIS?" ( PLAYING YMCA )

你沒看到我這樣做嗎？"(YMCA)

( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: MEANWHILE, THE TRUMP

（笑）>>詹姆斯：在此之際，特朗普。

FAMILY SEEMS TO BE HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING THAT THE

家人似乎很難理解，他們的生活是如此的艱難。

ELECTION IS OVER.

選舉已經結束。

TODAY, ERIC TRUMP TWEETED THIS: "MINNESOTA GET OUT AND VOTE!"

今天，埃裡克・特朗普在推特上寫道："明尼蘇達州出去投票！"明尼蘇達州出去投票！"

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HE TWEETED THIS TODAY.

我不能強調這一點就夠了，他今天發了微博。

( LAUGHTER ) THE LINES ARE DEFINITELY

臺詞肯定是...

SHORTER.

更短：

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, BEFORE YOU JUDGE, YOU'VE

現在，在你評判之前，你已經...

GOT TO GRADE THIS GUY ON A CURVE.

得給這傢伙打分的曲線。

HE SPELLED "MINNESOTA" CORRECTLY AND THAT'S A HUGE WIN FOR HIM.

他拼寫 "明尼蘇達 "是正確的，這對他來說是一個巨大的勝利。

HE TOLD PEOPLE TO GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY.

他告訴人們今天要出去投票。

THEN HE FOLLOWED THAT UP BY TWEETING, "GOOD LUCK TO THE

然後他又在微博上說："祝你好運。

MIAMI HEAT!" AND THEN LATER ON, ERIC TWEETED

密西西比熱！"然後，埃裡克在微博上說："然後，埃裡克在微博上說："。

THIS, "GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT 'LA LA LAND,' HASHTAG BEST

這個，"對《LA LA LAND》有很好的感覺，HASHTAG最佳。

PICTURE!" AND SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE

照片！"和國務卿米克

POMPEO ISN'T ACKNOWLEDGING JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY.

POMPEO不承認JOE BIDEN的勝利。

HE SAID THIS.

他說這。

>> IS THE STATE DEPARTMENT CURRENTLY PREPARING TO ENGAGE

>> 國務院目前是否正準備參與。

WITH THE BIDEN TEAM AND AT WHAT POINT DOES IT POSE A RISK TO

與BIDEN團隊合作，在什麼時候會對他們構成風險？

NATIONAL SECURITY.

國家安全：

>> THERE WILL BE A SMOOTH TRANSITION TO A SECOND TRUMP

>> 將會順利過渡到第二任特朗普。

ADMINISTRATION.

行政管理：

>> James: WELL THAT'S NOT REASSURING.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，這並不令人放心。

NOW, REPORTS HAVE SINCE SAID THAT HE WAS JOKING, AND I THINK

現在，有報道說他是在開玩笑，我想... ...

I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY, HA HA, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

我代表大家說，哈哈，那真的很有趣。

( LAUGHTER ) ALL OF THIS HAS REAL

（笑）所有這一切都有真實的。

IMPLICATIONS.

影響：

BY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THE ELECTION RESULTS, TRUMP IS

特朗普拒絕接受選舉結果，是為了

ACTUALLY BLOCKING FUNDING FOR BIDEN'S TRANSITION.

實際上阻斷了對比登轉型的資助。

THIS MONEY ENSURES A SMOOTH CHANGE-OVER BY LETTING THE NEXT

這筆資金通過讓下一階段的工作順利進行，確保了平穩的換屆。

ADMINISTRATION HIRE AND DO BACKGROUND CHECKS ON STAFF.

行政聘用和對工作人員進行背景調查。

TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN NEEDS TO DO THIS.

特朗普不明白為什麼比登需要這樣做。

NOBODY IN HIS ADMINISTRATION WENT THROUGH ANY BACKGROUND

在他的政府中，沒有人經歷過任何背景調查

CHECKS.

檢查：

AND ONLY A THIRD OF THEM ENDED UP IN JAIL.

而其中只有三分之一的人進了監獄。

( LAUGHTER ) EVEN MELANIA TRUMP IS BUCKING

甚至連梅蘭妮亞-特朗普都在拍馬屁了

TRADITION.

傳統：

TYPICALLY, THE CURRENT AND FUTURE FIRST LADIES SIT TOGETHER

典型的是，現任和未來的第一夫人坐在一起。

FOR TEA BEFORE THE CHANGE OF POWER.

權力更迭前的茶葉。

BUT, SO FAR, MELANIA IS REFUSING TO OFFER A MEETING WITH DR. JILL

但是，到目前為止，羅馬尼亞拒絕提供一個會議與博士。JILL

BIDEN.

BIDEN：

I'M CHALKING THIS UP AS A WIN FOR DR. JILL BIDEN.

我把這作為JILL BIDEN博士的勝利。

I REALLY AM.

我真的是。

THAT'D BE LIKE IF MY PERSONAL TRAINER REFUSED TO OFFER A

這就像如果我的私人教練拒絕提供一個。

WORKOUT WITH ME.

和我一起鍛鍊。

I'D BE LIKE, "OH, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT."

我會想，"哦，我真的很期待。"

TOM, DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS A THING?

TOM，你知道這是一個東西嗎？

THAT FIRST LADIES HAVE TEA BEFORE THE CHANGE OF POWER?

權力更迭前，第一夫人有茶嗎？

>> Reggie: I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING.

>> 我不知道這是一個東西。

ALL DAY AT WORK I PRETENDED I KNEW IT WAS A THING BUT I HAD

整天在工作中，我假裝我知道這是個東西，但我有。

NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN MY LIFE.

從來沒有聽說過這個在我的生活。

>> James: WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

>> 詹姆斯。WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

THAT'S ME MOST OF THE DAY.

這就是我一天中的大部分時間。

>> I THINK IT'S A LOVELY TRADITION, THOUGH, I WILL SAY

>> 我認為這是一個可愛的傳統，雖然，我會說，

THAT.

那。

>> James: THAT'S VERY BRITISH, MEETING FOR TEA, ISN'T IT?

>> 詹姆斯。這是非常英國的，見面喝茶，不是嗎？

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT.

這就是我喜歡它的原因。

THAT'S MY WORLD IN THIS SHOW ALL THE TIME.

這是我的世界在這個節目的所有時間。

I HAD A 20 MINUTE MEETING WITH ROB TODAY ABOUT HOW TO SAY THE

我今天和羅伯開了20分鐘的會，討論如何說 "我是你的朋友"。

WORD PUMA.

WORD PUMA。

>> IT CLEARLY DIDN'T WORK.

>> 很明顯，它沒有工作。

>> James: I'M KEEPING MY FEET FIRMLY -- MY FEET ARE TAPED TO

>> 詹姆斯：I'm keeping my feet FIRMLY -- MY FEET ARE TAPED TO.

THE BICYCLE ON THIS ONE.

這輛自行車。

>> WE SAY PUMA.

>> 我們說PUMA。

>> James: EXACTLY, BUT NO ONE GOES TO COLLEGE, WHAT ARE YOU

>> 詹姆斯。沒錯，但沒有人去大學，你是什麼人？

STUDYING?

學習？

SPANISH, ITALIAN AND AMERICAN.

西班牙語、意大利語和美洲語。

( LAUGHTER ) >> NICE.

（笑） >> 尼斯。

>> James: IT'S THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND I'M STANDING BY IT.

>> 詹姆斯。這是英文的語言，我支持它。

LET'S ASK LOUIE.

讓我們來看看LOUIE。

>> HE'S BRITISH AND HIS NAME IS LOUIS.

>> 他是英國人，他的名字是路易斯。

>> YOU DON'T SAY POOBIC, HAIR.

>> 你不要說POOBIC，頭髮。

>> James: DO YOU SAY POOBS.

>> 詹姆斯。你說POOBS。

NO.

編號：

>> James: ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY THIS TURNED OUT, ROB?

>> James:你高興的方式 這個結果，ROB？

>> THIS IS GOING GREAT.

>> 這是去偉大的。

>> James: BLACK PUMAS.

>> 詹姆斯:黑人彪馬。

PUMA, YEAH.

PUMA，YEAH。

>> James: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD "PU" TO THEIR NAME.

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼有人要在自己的名字上加 "PU"。

>> JUST THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE IT.

>> 就像你的發音一樣。

>> James: I SENT YOU A YouTube VIDEO ON THE

>> 詹姆斯：我給你發了一個YouTube上的視頻

PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD PEW-MA.

PEW-MA這個詞的發音：

>> THE EXAMPLE IN THE VIDEO WAS A-DI-DAS.

>> 視頻中的例子是A-DI-DAS。

>> James: THE GERMANS BROUGHT YOU AN AMAZING PRODUCT CALLED

>> 詹姆斯。德國人給你送來了一種神奇的產品，叫 "THE GERMANS BROUGING YOU A AMAZING PRODUCT CALLED"。

ADEDI-DAS AND YOU SAID, NO I'M GOING TO CALL THEM ADIDAS.

ADEDI -DAS和你說，不，我要叫他們ADIDAS。

AND THE GERMANS SAID THAT'S NOT THE WAY THEY'RE CALLED AND YOU

德國人說他們不是這樣稱呼的，而你

SAID, ( BLEEP ), THAT'S THE WA WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.

說，（嗶），這就是我們要做的方式。

YOU BRING ME A CROISSANT AND I'LL MAKE A SANDWICH.

你給我帶個麵包圈，我就做個三明治。

BUT VERY BRITISH THAT THE FIRST LADIES WOULD HAVE TEA.

但很有英國特色，第一夫人們會喝茶。

>> AN HO IMAGINE TO THE ORIGINAL MOTHERLAND.

>> 《原鄉》的何意象。

>> James:.

>> 詹姆斯：。

>> James: AS IT SHOULD BE.

>> 詹姆斯。應該是這樣的。

MELANIA IS STUCK HERE.

梅蘭妮亞是停留在這裡。

SHE CAN'T REALLY OFFER THE MEETING IF HER

她不能真正提供會議，如果她的。

HUSBAND WON'T CONCEDE THE ELECTION.

丈夫不會放棄選舉。

ON THE OTHER HAND, HER HUSBAND IS INSANE AND SHE PROBABLY

另一方面，她的丈夫是瘋狂的，她可能會。

SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED HIM.

我不應該和他結婚。

MEANWHILE, IT WAS REPORTED LAST -- IF THIS HAS YOU FEELING LIKE

同時，它被報道了最後 - 如果這讓你覺得像...

YOU NEED A VACATION, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.

你需要一個假期，你不是唯一的一個。

MIKE PENCE LEFT FOR A WEEK-LONG VACATION IN FLORIDA.

MIKE PENCE去佛羅里達州度假了一個星期

IF ANYONE NEEDS A VACATION NOW IT'S THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS

如果有人需要度假，現在是冠狀病毒的頭。

TASK FORCE.

工作隊：

( LAUGHTER ) THE VICE PRESIDENT INTENDS TO

副主席打算......

CREEP OUT EVERYONE IN FLORIDA BY STARING AT THE OCEAN WITHOUT

在佛羅里達州通過盯著海洋而不看，來嚇唬別人。

BLINKING SEVEN DAYS.

眨眼七天。

HERE'S PENCE LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION.

這裡是彭斯在選舉前的準備工作

AND HERE HE IS CHILLING OUT ON THE BEACH.

在這裡，他是在海灘上休息。

( LAUGHTER ) FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

（笑）最後，你們看到了嗎？

A MAN IN MINNESOTA HAS JUST SET A RECORD FOR THE WORLD'S TALLEST

明尼蘇達州一名男子剛剛創造了世界最高紀錄。

MOHAWK.

MOHAWK：

IT STANDS AT FOUR FEET TALL.

它站在四英尺高的地方。

HERE HE IS HERE.

在這裡，他在這裡。

THE MAN SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME IN MINNESOTA.

該男子花了大部分時間在明尼蘇達州。

UNLESS THERE'S A STRONG WIND, THEN HE ENDS UP IN NORTH DAKOTA.

除非有強風，否則他就會在北達科他州結束。

( LAUGHTER ) HOW DOES HE FETE THROUGH

（笑）他如何FETE通過。

DOORWAYS?

門道？

MOHAWK, MO PROBLEMS.

MOHAWK，MO PROBLOGS。

( LAUGHTER ) HE HAS A FOUR-FOOT MOHAWK.

（笑）他有一個四腳斧頭。

I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS LIE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT ON THEIR TINDER

我知道很多人在自己的胸圍上謊報身高。

PROFILES BUT 9'7 IS A BIT MUCH.

但9尺7寸的身高有點多。