but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things

但有時你不得不這樣做，有一些事情

I'd like to say goodbye to right now.

我想和現在說再見。

It's time for "Go On, Git."

現在是 "繼續，Git "的時間。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-♪ Go on, git, go on, git ♪

-繼續，git，繼續，git?

♪ Go on, go on, go on, git ♪

# Go on, go on, go on, git #

[ Western guitar twanging ]

[西式吉他彈唱]

-Whoa.

-哇 哇

♪♪

♪♪

-Go on, git, election touch screens.

-去吧，Git，選舉觸摸屏。

Thanks for being the iPads we needed...

謝謝你成為我們需要的iPad... ...

and the TV no one asked for.

以及無人問津的電視。

You served this country well,

你為這個國家服務得很好。

but now it's time to git back to the CNN supply closet

但現在是時候回到CNN的供應室了

until 2024.

直到2024年。

May you live to be pinched and poked another day.

願你能活到另一天，被人捏著戳著。

'Til then, breaking news, you better go on to the git.

在那之前，突發新聞，你最好去看一下。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git, mahogany.

去吧，吉特，桃花心木。

Oh, you think you're --

哦，你以為你是...

'cause you're a straight-grained,

因為你是個直腸子。

reddish-brown timber with a range

紅褐色的木材，有各種

that extends from South America to North America

南北美洲

that you get to have a four-syllable,

你可以有一個四音節。

hoity-toity name like "mahogany"?!

像 "桃花心木 "這樣的豪爽名字？

Here's a new name for you.

這是給你的新名字。

Tree.

樹。

Don't like that one? Here's another one.

不喜歡這個？這裡還有一個。

Wood.

木頭。

Wham bam! Go on, git!

砰砰砰，快走吧，小子！

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git, daylight savings time.

去吧，吉特，夏令時。

Sure, it's fun to switch things up,

當然，換換口味也挺有意思的。

but you know what else is fun?

但你知道還有什麼好玩的嗎？

Daylight!

白天！

The only things I need less light for

我唯一需要的東西少了光

are movie theaters and laser tag.

是電影院和脈衝光射擊。

And both of those are on COVID hold.

而這兩樣東西都在COVID上保留。

Or HOVID, as I call it.

或HOVID，我叫它。

Besides, I'm tired of adjusting my oven clock at your whim.

此外，我已經厭倦了調整我的烤箱時鐘 在你的心血來潮。

So why don't you spring forward, fall back, and go on, git!

所以，你為什麼不往前衝，往後退，然後繼續前進，笨蛋!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Spit ]

[吐]

[ Ding! ]

[叮！]

Go on, git... anteaters, ya big weirdos.

去吧，小子... 食蟻獸，你這個大怪胎。

You look -- You look like someone stuck a Dirt Devil

你看起來... ... 你看起來就像有人把邋遢鬼粘在了你的身上。

onto a dog's face and said, "Hope you like ants."

在狗的臉上說："希望你喜歡螞蟻。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Well, I reckon God created you for a reason,

我想上帝創造你是有原因的。

and that reason was for me to say,

而這個理由是讓我說的。

"Thank you for eatin' all the ants."

"謝謝你把所有的螞蟻都吃了。"

I do dislike ants.

我確實不喜歡螞蟻。

You can stay, anteaters,

你可以留下來，食蟻獸。

you weird-looking, cone-faced beavers.

你們這些怪模怪樣的，錐子臉的海狸。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git, old Hotmail address.

去吧，git，老Hotmail地址。

You were the first e-mail address I ever had,

你是我的第一個電子郵件地址。

but you've outlived your usefulness by about 20 years.

但你已經過了20年的有用期。

The only e-mails you get now are Bed Bath & Beyond coupons,

你現在收到的郵件只有Bed Bath & Beyond的優惠券。

links to adult websites, and notifications from Myspace.

成人網站的鏈接，以及Myspace的通知。

Now, go on, git, KoolDude555@hotmail.com,

現在，去吧，git，[email protected]。

and don't let the barn door hit you in the backside.

不要讓穀倉門打你的後背。

Well, it's hard to see 'em go, but I'm glad

好吧，這是很難看到他們去，但我很高興。

that I got it all out of my system. We'll be right back.

我把所有的事情都說出來了。我們馬上回來