Who are you most excited to me?

你最讓我興奮的是誰？

Oh, gosh.

哦，天哪。

Well, I have to say of all the people, um, you know, I've worked with incredible people like Will that I knew as a friend beforehand.

好吧，我不得不說，所有的人，嗯，你知道，我曾與像威爾這樣的不可思議的人一起工作，我知道，作為一個朋友之前。

But Jack Nicholson has to be the most satisfying celebrity interaction for me because number one growing up, all of those legendary movies, you know, like Nicholson has had an amazing run.

但傑克-尼科爾森必須是我最滿意的名人互動，因為第一成長，所有那些傳奇的電影，你知道，像尼科爾森有一個驚人的運行。

Is it true that Jack Nicholson invited you to a concert?

傑克-尼科爾森邀請你去聽音樂會是真的嗎？

A U two concert?

U兩演唱會？

Yes.

是的，我知道

So we're in Detroit, and it was getting towards the end of the shooting.

所以，我們在底特律，它是越來越 接近拍攝的結束。

And I had this great scene in the movie where I betray his character on the stand on a side note when I betray his character on the stand.

而我在電影裡有這樣一個偉大的場景，我背叛了他的角色，在支架上的時候，我在支架上背叛了他的角色。

My mom was watching the movie in a movie theater and she and when I when I turned on him in court, she goes not my John.

我媽媽在電影院看電影，她和當我當我打開他在法庭上，她去不是我的約翰。

Afterwards I was like, Mom, what did you say there?

事後我就說，媽媽，你在那裡說什麼？

And she's like I said, Not you And I was like, What do you mean, you wouldn't be a stool pigeon?

她就像我說的，不是你，我就說，你什麼意思，你不會是一隻糞鴿吧？

I was like, Mom, it's apart.

我當時就想，媽媽，分開了。

I was telling the truth.

我說的是實話。

The character was telling the truth.

這個角色說的是實話。

These guys were criminals, like I was telling, Like like, no, but you wouldn't be a stool pigeon.

這些人都是罪犯，就像我說的一樣，就像，不，但你不會是一個凳子鴿子。

Tell me you wouldn't be a stool fish.

告訴我你不會是一條大便魚。

And I was like, Wow, Okay, I was hoping for a more ethical take from my mom, but anyway, God rest her.

我當時想，哇，好吧，我希望從我媽媽那裡得到更多的道德，但無論如何，上帝保佑她。

So sorry, Mom.

很抱歉，媽媽。

Uh, but yeah, So we're shooting that scene, and I was feeling really good because it was a great little dramatic turn.

嗯，但是，是的，所以我們拍攝的那場戲， 我感覺真的很好，因為這是一個偉大的小 戲劇性的轉折。

I didn't have a ton to do in that movie, but it was a great little dramatic turn, and I was feeling really proud of myself.

我在那部電影中的戲份不多，但它是一個偉大的小戲劇性轉折，我為自己感到非常自豪。

And Danny DeVito, who directed it, was really happy.

而執導它的丹尼-德維託真的很開心。

And Jack was saying stuff like, he's like, he's like a young Gene Hackman.

和傑克說的東西一樣，他就像， 他就像一個年輕的吉恩・哈克曼。

He was like, Oh, shit.

他就像，哦，該死。

Like he just called me a young Gene Hackman like, um, so I was just feeling really good about myself, and I remember, just like, top of the world, I'm walking down the hallway in this location where we were shooting and I go into the bathroom and I sidled up to the urinal.

就像他剛剛叫我一個年輕的吉恩・哈克曼一樣，嗯，所以我只是感覺真的很不錯，我記得，就像，世界之巔，我走在走廊上，在這個位置，我們在那裡拍攝，我走進浴室，我側身到小便池。

I'm just thinking about, like, things and and all of a sudden, before I can even start peeing, Jack comes in to the bathroom and I was like, Oh, shit, it, z man.

我只是在想，喜歡的東西，並突然， 之前，我什至可以開始撒尿， 傑克進來到浴室 我當時想，哦，該死，它，Z人。

And not only does it come into the bathroom, he stands next to me at the urinal next to me.

而且不僅進了衛生間，他還站在我旁邊的小便池旁。

Now, in any situation in that kind of, you know, two men alone in the restroom, side by side of the urinal, I'm gonna get a shy bladder, you know?

現在，在任何情況下，在那種，你知道，兩個男人單獨在洗手間，並排的小便池，我會得到一個害羞的膀胱，你知道嗎？

Yeah, it's just, you know, I wish I was one of those guys.

是啊，只是，你知道，我希望我是那些人中的一個。

You could just hit the fire hose, no matter who's standing around.

你可以直接打消防水龍頭，不管周圍站著的是誰。

But I'm not, You know, I just kind of get like, I psych myself out and I try to think about sound of running water.

但我不是，你知道，我只是有點像， 我自己的心理，我試著去想流水的聲音。

I don't know what I do, but the Jack walks up and he's the firehose guy.

我不知道我做了什麼，但傑克走了過來，他是消防隊的人。

I could hear right away Jackson being no problem.

我馬上就能聽出傑克遜是沒有問題的。

Like some of it.

喜歡其中的一些。

I'm looking down and my Penis has become like a belly button.

我低頭一看，我的陰莖已經變得像肚臍一樣了。

You know, it's like Z receded deep into my body on I'm just trying to concentrate, like don't blow it.

你知道，這就像Z退到我的身體深處，我只是想集中精力，就像不要吹它。

Just relax.

放鬆點

He's gonna hear Maybe I'll just wait it out like, and then he's peeing is like he goes You like you too.

他會聽到也許我只是等待它，然後他的小便就像他去你喜歡你。

And I go, Yeah, yeah, I do, Jack.

我說，是啊，是啊，我做的，傑克。

Literally.

從字面上看

Both of us with our hands on our penises, my micro Penis and his normal Penis.

我們倆的手都放在陰莖上，我的微型陰莖和他的正常陰莖。

And, uh, and I go, Yeah, I do.

然後，呃，我走了，是的，我做的。

And he's like, You want to go see him?

他說，你想去看他嗎？

I go, Yeah, that would be awesome.

我走了，是啊，這將是真棒。

Because, like, you're in their pals of mine, you zipped up in shorts, Washington, and he's like, talk to check.

因為，就像，你在他們的朋友我，你在短褲拉鍊，華盛頓，他的樣子，說話檢查。

I'll tell you what time we're leaving.

我會告訴你我們什麼時候離開。

And the concert was that night, and I was like, Oh, okay.

而演唱會就是那晚，我當時想，哦，好吧。

Thank you, Jack.

謝謝你，傑克

After he left, I was able to relax and P And then he was the sweetest thing.

他走後，我得以放鬆，P然後他就是最可愛的東西。

Like, e met downstairs in the lobby.

就像，我們在樓下的大廳相遇。

And I thought, like, I'm gonna go in the limousine with Jack to go see you to, like, How could this be happening to me?

我想，就像，我要去在豪華轎車與傑克去看你，就像，這怎麼可能發生在我身上？

We drive to the venue we pull into the back of the loading zone.

我們開車到場地我們把車開到後面的裝車區。

It's like the most preposterous way to enter a concept.

這就像是最荒唐的概念進入方式。

I think I've ever you know, experience like Oh, yeah, of course.

我想我曾經... ...你知道的，經驗就像 哦，是的，當然。

Just pull into the loading dock backstage like That's how you go to YouTube and we're standing there backstage.

把車停在後臺的裝卸臺，就像你去YouTube的方式，我們就站在後臺。

And then at that point, Jack tells his assistant, and these other people beat it.

然後在這一點上，傑克告訴他的助手，和這些其他的人打。

Go to your seats.

去你的座位。

So, like John C, stay with me.

所以，像John C一樣，和我在一起。

Beat it.

滾吧

Scram!

滾！

It's me and John C.

是我和John C.

He talks like mo e do a terrible Nicholson.

他說話的語氣就像我做了一個可怕的尼克爾森。

I'm sorry, but, uh and, uh and so I'm standing there.

我很抱歉，但是，呃，呃，所以我站在那裡。

And then all of a sudden, you see 1234 The four of them go up the stairs to start the show, and the crowd just goes, I'm going on.

然後突然，你看到1234他們四個人上樓開始表演，觀眾就說，我要上了。

It must have been 60,000 people in this indoor arena.

這個室內場館裡肯定有6萬人。

And as this roar comes up and the lights start to come up on the stage, Jack turns to me and goes, Let's g o.

當這一聲怒吼響起，燈光開始在舞臺上亮起時，傑克轉過身來對我說，我們走吧。

And he just starts walking out into the crowd.

然後他就開始走到人群中去。

We don't have security.

我們沒有保全。

No one with us on.

沒有人和我們一起上。

It was like Conan, it was like following MacArthur onto the beach of Iwo Jima.

就像柯南一樣，就像跟著麥克阿瑟上了硫磺島的海灘。

You know, like it was like Holy shit, way ahead out of this, I'll and I realized the reason he's waited to this moment because the whole crowd is looking at you two.

你知道，就像它是像 神聖的狗屎，方式領先了這一點，我會和我意識到的原因 他一直在等待這一刻 因為整個人群正在尋找你們兩個。

They're not looking at Jack Nicholson walking up the center aisle off the stadium.

他們不是在看傑克-尼科爾森走到體育場外的中央過道。

So we walk all the way back, I follow him and he goes immediately the sound booth.

於是我們一路往回走，我跟在他後面，他馬上去了錄音室。

And we stand in the sound booth and I'll never forget the way he danced.

我們站在錄音棚裡，我永遠不會忘記他跳舞的樣子。

It was the best like it was that it was that concert.

它是最好的喜歡它是那場音樂會。

I think zoo tv like G moves in mysterious ways.

我覺得動物園tv像G的動作很神祕。

And can I stay?

我可以留下來嗎？

Things How Nichols and his dancing She moved.

尼可拉斯和他的舞者們是如何行動的？

Hey!

嘿！

Alright, Alright, alright.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

I call it should be do dancing.

我叫它應該是做舞蹈。

Sure way.

當然可以。