Name: 紅隊為DEATH BATTLE（死亡之戰）獲得紅-Y！。 (Red Team Gets Red-y for DEATH BATTLE!)
Uploaded: 2020-11-10T18:15:50.000Z
Duration: 3 min 41 s

Just fucking really The power to change every day.

只是他媽的真的 每天改變的力量。

Not long from now in a galaxy, theoretically exactly where we are.

不久後的一個星系裡，理論上正是我們所在的位置。

Humanity goes toe war with an alien covenant.

So the United Nations Space Command came up with a ton of plans toe win.

所以，聯合國太空司令部想出了一大堆計劃來贏。

And one of those was called Project Freelancer.

而其中一個叫 "自由職業者計劃"。

Essentially an experiment using AI to create invincible super soldiers in orderto fabricate scenarios to train these highly advanced warriors, Freelancer opted for a, uh, unique approach, dumping a bunch of losers in a box canyon and telling them they're at war with each other.

本質上是一個利用人工智能創造無敵超級阿兵哥的實驗，目的是為了編造場景來訓練這些高度先進的戰士，《自由戰士》選擇了一個，呃，獨特的方法，把一群失敗者扔在一個盒子峽谷裡，告訴他們他們在互相戰爭。

Dick Simmons, Dexter Griff, Franklin Delano, Doughnut Lopez the Heavy and their leader Super Colonel Sarge.

迪克-西蒙斯，德克斯特-格里夫，富蘭克林-德拉諾，重口味甜甜圈-洛佩茲，還有他們的領袖超級中士上校。

You know how they say prejudices taught, not born Well, they haven't met Super Colonel Sarge who have been was screaming how much he hates blue the second he pumped into the world.

你知道他們說偏見是教出來的，而不是生出來的 他們還沒有見過超級中士上校 他一來到這個世界就大喊大叫，他有多恨藍色。

Attention, blue team, this is the red team.

Your long reign of being the shittiest team around is about to come to a sudden cataclysmic in once an orbital drop.

你們長期以來是最爛的隊伍... ...即將迎來一次突如其來的大災難... ...在一次軌道下降中。

Shock Trooper Sarge was unfortunately discharged after developing a fear of heights on Lee to be picked up by Project Freelancer to achieve his dream lead.

震懾部隊中士在李身上產生恐高症後不幸退伍，被自由職業者計劃接走，實現夢想的主角。

The glorious Reds against the dirty blues.

He seems like the kind of guy you could just have a catch with.

他似乎是那種你可以隨便接的人。

當然，中士，也許是在 "非正統領袖 "裡。

Hey, he's good enough to keep dorks like Griffin Simmons around for 17 seasons, and those dudes spend a lot of time together.

嘿，他的實力足以讓格里芬-西蒙斯這樣的蠢貨在這裡呆上17個賽季，這些蠢貨在一起的時間也不少。

It's a complicated relationship, though you may be surprised at their capabilities.

這是一種複雜的關係，雖然你可能會對他們的能力感到驚訝。

Simmons, maybe a brilliant geek like myself, but he proved stereotypes wrong by changing his armored suit in just four seconds.

西蒙斯，也許和我一樣是個出色的怪胎，但他只用了四秒鐘就換了一身裝甲服，證明了刻板印象的錯誤。

我一直都是一個快速變化的人。

Milner Armor is designed to be applied by Spartans within a considerable few minutes.

米爾納裝甲的設計是為了讓斯巴達人在相當長的時間內應用。

This would imply Simmons is 90 times faster than the average super soldier.

這就意味著西蒙斯的速度是普通超級阿兵哥的90倍。

He's also technically a cyborg, but everyone forgets that these days.

嚴格來說，他也是個半機械人，但現在大家都忘了這一點。

Meanwhile, Griff is the laziest member of the team who only cares about pizza and Oreos.

同時，格里夫是團隊中最懶的成員，他只關心披薩和奧利奧。

He's also been hit in the nuts more times than I can count.

他被打到蛋蛋的次數也多得數不清。

容易上當受騙，但總是樂此不疲。

He's clearly identifiable by his light ish red armor.

A magenta donut has shown incredible tenacity.

一個洋紅色的甜甜圈表現出了驚人的韌性。

He was once shot through the chest, causing his armor toe lock up, and was left bleeding out on the ground for over a year.

他曾經被射穿胸膛，導致盔甲腳趾鎖住，在地上流了一年多的血。

但他變得更好了，他得到了最好的。

He threw a grenade halfway across the canyon, which is over 1500 ft long.

他把手榴彈扔到了峽谷的一半，這峽谷有1500多英尺長。

And last of all is the team robot who hates everyone.

最後是討厭所有人的團隊機器人。

Hey, no matter how many times they rebuild him, they could never figure out how to fix that language setting.

嘿，不管他們重建他多少次，他們始終想不出如何修復那個語言設置。

嗯，我喜歡他這隻天藍色的狗。

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