Name: 戴夫-查培爾下午去了脫衣舞俱樂部--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Dave Chappelle Took An Afternoon Trip To The Strip Club - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-11-09T19:01:03.000Z
Duration: 6 min 33 s

Let me tell you, it's good to be on TV today.

讓我告訴你，今天上電視真好。

That's a nice attitude to come in here with.

Yeah, You're just here having a good time.

是啊，你只是在這裡有一個好時機。

這就是為什麼要上電視的原因。

I went to a strip club yesterday at three o'clock in the afternoon.

我昨天下午三點去了一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

You can feel bad about it, man, But no, that's when they have the way.

你可以感覺很糟糕，夥計，但不，那是他們有辦法的時候。

It was like I was out and say, Let me swing by the strip club.

這就像我在外面說，讓我去脫衣舞俱樂部轉轉。

I lived my house specifically, uh, should go to the strip club.

我專門住在我家，呃，應該去脫衣舞俱樂部。

I rash and I'm not trying not to feel bad about it.

There's breast in there, but God runs up to you On the street is like, Hey, don't go in there.

有乳房在那裡，但上帝跑到你 在街上就像，嘿，不要去那裡。

I'd be like Ah, white dude in a horror movie breast.

我會像啊，白衣紈絝子弟在恐怖片的乳房。

Uh, So I go to this place, me and my buddies when always going in there out of everybody who does the bounce of yell at Dave Chappelle.

呃，所以我去這個地方，我和我的哥們兒 當總是去那裡的每個人 誰做的反彈大喊戴夫・查佩爾。

So we said He says you want to take off your hat?

E could shove, lose changing their underpants.

But I did not have a hat on when I dio was thinking.

The free time thing is not good for me, but it's good.

閒暇時間的事情對我來說不是好事，但這是好事。

Like strip clubs, television, You know, the usual comics.

像脫衣舞俱樂部，電視，你知道，通常的漫畫。

You know, you noticed this isn't me when I watch television.

你知道，你注意到這不是我看電視的時候。

Is it me or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore?

是我的錯，還是廣告與產品無關了？

I don't know what the commercials about to the ant.

My husband beats me, and then a voice comes on and says, Got milk?

我老公打我，然後一個聲音響起，說：有奶嗎？

Is that what we owe, like, are most effective at?

這就是我們欠的，喜歡的，最有效的嗎？

Uh, what else did What did you watch when you when you were younger?

呃，你還看了什麼 你年輕時看了什麼？

是啊，我以前經常看《超級朋友》。

你知道什麼曾經是超級朋友嗎？

That was That was a good show is my favorite show.

那是那是一個好節目是我最喜歡的節目。

I felt bad for ankle man that I felt bad for black like me.

我為腳踝男感到難過，我為像我這樣的黑人感到難過。

That was the black dude on the Super Friends.

那是《超級朋友》裡的那個黑人老兄。

你知道為什麼沒有人記得他嗎？

Because Because they never let him do anything.

因為... ...因為他們從來沒有讓他做任何事情。

I'm serious every time something happens, so I'll command you.

每次發生事情我都很認真，所以我會囑咐你。

Uh, if anyone calls, tell him we'll be back between 17 clock hard life for him.

如果有人打電話來，告訴他我們會在17點之間回來，讓他過苦日子。

我還是寧願做他，也不願意做 "水上人"。

He swims around, but he got the worst powers out of every superhero.

他游來游去，但他的能力是所有超級英雄中最差的。

That's all he does, is he Breeze in the water and he talks to fish.

他所做的一切，就是他在水裡微風，他和魚說話。

But where you gonna say, the fish swimming around?

但你要去哪裡說，魚兒游來游去？

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戴夫-查培爾下午去了脫衣舞俱樂部--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Dave Chappelle Took An Afternoon Trip To The Strip Club - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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