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  • nice to see you again.

    很高興再次見到你。

  • Let me tell you, it's good to be on TV today.

    讓我告訴你,今天上電視真好。

  • Yeah, good.

    是啊,好。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • That's a nice attitude to come in here with.

    這是個不錯的態度來這裡。

  • Good to be on TV.

    上了電視就好。

  • Yeah, it is.

    是的,它是。

  • And I'm not in trouble.

    而且我沒有麻煩。

  • You're kicking it?

    你在踢它?

  • Yeah, right.

    是的,沒錯。

  • It's not for any bad thing.

    這不是為了什麼壞事。

  • Yeah, You're just here having a good time.

    是啊,你只是在這裡有一個好時機。

  • Absolutely.

    絕對的

  • What have you been up to lately?

    你最近在忙什麼?

  • That's why it's going to be on TV.

    這就是為什麼要上電視的原因。

  • I took, like, the last two weeks old.

    我把,像,最後兩個星期老。

  • I have, like, too much idle time.

    我有一樣,太多閒置的時間。

  • I went to a strip club yesterday at three o'clock in the afternoon.

    我昨天下午三點去了一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

  • You can feel bad about it, man, But no, that's when they have the way.

    你可以感覺很糟糕,夥計,但不,那是他們有辦法的時候。

  • It was like I was out and say, Let me swing by the strip club.

    這就像我在外面說,讓我去脫衣舞俱樂部轉轉。

  • I lived my house specifically, uh, should go to the strip club.

    我專門住在我家,呃,應該去脫衣舞俱樂部。

  • I rash and I'm not trying not to feel bad about it.

    我出疹子,我不是想不難過。

  • Hit me.

    打我吧

  • It's It's not a good thing.

    這... ...這不是一件好事。

  • It's That's not a good thing.

    這不是一件好事。

  • There's breast in there, but God runs up to you On the street is like, Hey, don't go in there.

    有乳房在那裡,但上帝跑到你 在街上就像,嘿,不要去那裡。

  • There's breast in there.

    有乳房在那裡。

  • I'd be like Ah, white dude in a horror movie breast.

    我會像啊,白衣紈絝子弟在恐怖片的乳房。

  • I better investigator.

    我最好是調查員。

  • I want to see for myself.

    我想親自去看看。

  • Uh, So I go to this place, me and my buddies when always going in there out of everybody who does the bounce of yell at Dave Chappelle.

    呃,所以我去這個地方,我和我的哥們兒 當總是去那裡的每個人 誰做的反彈大喊戴夫・查佩爾。

  • Exactly.

    就是這樣

  • Hey, buddy.

    嘿,夥計。

  • So we said He says you want to take off your hat?

    所以我們說他說你要脫帽?

  • It's disrespectful to the ladies.

    這是對女士的不尊重。

  • E could shove, lose changing their underpants.

    E可以推,失去換內褲。

  • But I did not have a hat on when I dio was thinking.

    但我在想的時候沒有戴帽子。

  • That's what I say.

    我也是這麼說的。

  • It's not going well, is it?

    不太順利,是嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • The free time thing is not good for me, but it's good.

    閒暇時間的事情對我來說不是好事,但這是好事。

  • Now you're on TV.

    現在你上電視了

  • Do you watch TV?

    你看電視嗎?

  • Yeah, that's all I've been doing.

    是啊,這就是我一直在做的。

  • Like strip clubs, television, You know, the usual comics.

    像脫衣舞俱樂部,電視,你知道,通常的漫畫。

  • Afternoon.

    下午好

  • Uh, you guys get up.

    呃,你們起來吧。

  • Four, get dressed.

    四,穿好衣服。

  • Strip club television.

    脫衣舞俱樂部電視。

  • Anyway.

    總之...

  • You know, you noticed this isn't me when I watch television.

    你知道,你注意到這不是我看電視的時候。

  • Is it me or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore?

    是我的錯,還是廣告與產品無關了?

  • I'm serious.

    我是認真的

  • I don't know what the commercials about to the ant.

    我不知道螞蟻的廣告是什麼。

  • You see this one?

    你看到這個了嗎?

  • This lady had a black eye.

    這位女士有一雙黑眼睛。

  • Did you see that?

    你看到了嗎?

  • It threw me for a loop?

    這讓我大跌眼鏡?

  • No, I didn't see the lady.

    不,我沒有看到這位女士。

  • She comes on TV.

    她上電視了。

  • She got a black guy.

    她有一個黑人。

  • She's crying.

    她在哭

  • She's like I smoked crack.

    她就像我吸了可卡因一樣

  • My husband beats me, and then a voice comes on and says, Got milk?

    我老公打我,然後一個聲音響起,說:有奶嗎?

  • Is that what we owe, like, are most effective at?

    這就是我們欠的,喜歡的,最有效的嗎?

  • Probably get you right here.

    可能會讓你在這裡。

  • Uh, what else did What did you watch when you when you were younger?

    呃,你還看了什麼 你年輕時看了什麼?

  • You a TV addict?

    你是電視迷嗎?

  • Then?

    然後呢?

  • Did you watch cartoons?

    你看卡通片了嗎?

  • Stuff like that?

    這樣的東西?

  • That's all I watch.

    我只看這個

  • Yeah, I used to watch the Super Friends.

    是啊,我以前經常看《超級朋友》。

  • You know what usedto super friends?

    你知道什麼曾經是超級朋友嗎?

  • That was That was a good show is my favorite show.

    那是那是一個好節目是我最喜歡的節目。

  • I always felt bad for Aqua Man.

    我一直為水人感到難過。

  • I felt bad for ankle man that I felt bad for black like me.

    我為腳踝男感到難過,我為像我這樣的黑人感到難過。

  • Remember?

    記得嗎?

  • Black lightning?

    黑色閃電?

  • Anybody?

    有人嗎?

  • Yeah, like three people.

    是啊,像三個人。

  • That was the black dude on the Super Friends.

    那是《超級朋友》裡的那個黑人老兄。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • You know why nobody remembers him?

    你知道為什麼沒有人記得他嗎?

  • Because Because they never let him do anything.

    因為... ...因為他們從來沒有讓他做任何事情。

  • I'm serious every time something happens, so I'll command you.

    每次發生事情我都很認真,所以我會囑咐你。

  • Take the sea, I'll take the air.

    拿著海,我拿著空氣。

  • Black lightning.

    黑色的閃電。

  • Uh, if anyone calls, tell him we'll be back between 17 clock hard life for him.

    如果有人打電話來,告訴他我們會在17點之間回來,讓他過苦日子。

  • I'd still rather be him than Aqua Man.

    我還是寧願做他,也不願意做 "水上人"。

  • What's wrong with being Aquaman?

    做潛水俠有什麼不好?

  • He swims around, but he got the worst powers out of every superhero.

    他游來游去,但他的能力是所有超級英雄中最差的。

  • That's all he does, is he Breeze in the water and he talks to fish.

    他所做的一切,就是他在水裡微風,他和魚說話。

  • You know what I'm saying?

    你知道我在說什麼嗎?

  • I could breathing in the war.

    我可以在戰爭中呼吸。

  • That's cool.

    這很酷。

  • But where you gonna say, the fish swimming around?

    但你要去哪裡說,魚兒游來游去?

  • Hi, Fresh.

    嗨,新鮮人。

  • I want to just talk.

    我只想談談。

  • When do you think about it to like, say, their Their headquarters was in the Midwest, you know, and then be like Malcolm and take the seat.

    你什麼時候考慮一下,比如說,他們的總部在中西部,你知道,然後像馬爾科姆一樣,坐到座位上。

  • Well, I'll take a train or Superman, Could you drop me?

    好吧,我坐火車或超人,你能送我嗎?

  • Drop me the coast Could you drop Gonna talk to some fish really fast and exactly.

    把海岸線丟給我,你能不能快一點和魚說話?

  • And he always get the worst missions.

    而他總是得到最差的任務。

  • He gets the water missions.

    他得到了水上任務。

  • That means he's taken bacteria samples.

    這意味著他已經採集了細菌樣本。

  • He's like, I mean, like underwater stuff.

    他就像,我的意思是,像水下的東西。

  • If there's oil spill, they sing opera man, but he can't stop the oil.

    如果漏油,他們唱戲子,但他不能阻止油。

  • All you gotta do is breathing the want to talkto fish.

    你所要做的就是呼吸,想和魚說話。

  • So what's he do?

    那他是幹什麼的?

  • He evacuates fish.

    他疏散了魚。

  • It's a hard life.

    這是一個艱難的生活。

  • E black lightning get old like the black missions on.

    E黑色閃電老了,就像黑色任務上。

  • What would that be?

    那會是什麼?

  • L A riots and black lightning talkto.

    L A騷亂和黑色閃電談到。

  • So I better tell the fish about the l A riots.

    所以我最好把暴動的事告訴魚兒。

  • Your Caroline's comedy club right here in New York City, October 9th through the 12th.

    你的卡羅琳喜劇俱樂部就在紐約市 10月9日到12日。

  • Anyone in and around New York.

    紐約及周邊地區的任何人。

  • Or if you feel like flying in the show is gonna be hot.

    或者如果你覺得飛在節目中會很熱。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • I've been off for two weeks, but I'm back.

    我已經休息了兩個星期,但我回來了。

  • Yes, you are.

    是的,你是。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

nice to see you again.

很高興再次見到你。

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