Let me tell you, it's good to be on TV today.

讓我告訴你，今天上電視真好。

Yeah, good.

是啊，好。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

That's a nice attitude to come in here with.

這是個不錯的態度來這裡。

Good to be on TV.

上了電視就好。

Yeah, it is.

是的，它是。

And I'm not in trouble.

而且我沒有麻煩。

You're kicking it?

你在踢它？

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

It's not for any bad thing.

這不是為了什麼壞事。

Yeah, You're just here having a good time.

是啊，你只是在這裡有一個好時機。

Absolutely.

絕對的

What have you been up to lately?

你最近在忙什麼？

That's why it's going to be on TV.

這就是為什麼要上電視的原因。

I took, like, the last two weeks old.

我把，像，最後兩個星期老。

I have, like, too much idle time.

我有一樣，太多閒置的時間。

I went to a strip club yesterday at three o'clock in the afternoon.

我昨天下午三點去了一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

You can feel bad about it, man, But no, that's when they have the way.

你可以感覺很糟糕，夥計，但不，那是他們有辦法的時候。

It was like I was out and say, Let me swing by the strip club.

這就像我在外面說，讓我去脫衣舞俱樂部轉轉。

I lived my house specifically, uh, should go to the strip club.

我專門住在我家，呃，應該去脫衣舞俱樂部。

I rash and I'm not trying not to feel bad about it.

我出疹子，我不是想不難過。

Hit me.

打我吧

It's It's not a good thing.

這... ...這不是一件好事。

It's That's not a good thing.

這不是一件好事。

There's breast in there, but God runs up to you On the street is like, Hey, don't go in there.

有乳房在那裡，但上帝跑到你 在街上就像，嘿，不要去那裡。

There's breast in there.

有乳房在那裡。

I'd be like Ah, white dude in a horror movie breast.

我會像啊，白衣紈絝子弟在恐怖片的乳房。

I better investigator.

我最好是調查員。

I want to see for myself.

我想親自去看看。

Uh, So I go to this place, me and my buddies when always going in there out of everybody who does the bounce of yell at Dave Chappelle.

呃，所以我去這個地方，我和我的哥們兒 當總是去那裡的每個人 誰做的反彈大喊戴夫・查佩爾。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Hey, buddy.

嘿，夥計。

So we said He says you want to take off your hat?

所以我們說他說你要脫帽？

It's disrespectful to the ladies.

這是對女士的不尊重。

E could shove, lose changing their underpants.

E可以推，失去換內褲。

But I did not have a hat on when I dio was thinking.

但我在想的時候沒有戴帽子。

That's what I say.

我也是這麼說的。

It's not going well, is it?

不太順利，是嗎？

No.

不知道

Yeah.

是啊。

The free time thing is not good for me, but it's good.

閒暇時間的事情對我來說不是好事，但這是好事。

Now you're on TV.

現在你上電視了

Do you watch TV?

你看電視嗎？

Yeah, that's all I've been doing.

是啊，這就是我一直在做的。

Like strip clubs, television, You know, the usual comics.

像脫衣舞俱樂部，電視，你知道，通常的漫畫。

Afternoon.

下午好

Uh, you guys get up.

呃，你們起來吧。

Four, get dressed.

四，穿好衣服。

Strip club television.

脫衣舞俱樂部電視。

Anyway.

總之...

You know, you noticed this isn't me when I watch television.

你知道，你注意到這不是我看電視的時候。

Is it me or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore?

是我的錯，還是廣告與產品無關了？

I'm serious.

我是認真的

I don't know what the commercials about to the ant.

我不知道螞蟻的廣告是什麼。

You see this one?

你看到這個了嗎？

This lady had a black eye.

這位女士有一雙黑眼睛。

Did you see that?

你看到了嗎？

It threw me for a loop?

這讓我大跌眼鏡？

No, I didn't see the lady.

不，我沒有看到這位女士。

She comes on TV.

她上電視了。

She got a black guy.

她有一個黑人。

She's crying.

她在哭

She's like I smoked crack.

她就像我吸了可卡因一樣

My husband beats me, and then a voice comes on and says, Got milk?

我老公打我，然後一個聲音響起，說：有奶嗎？

Is that what we owe, like, are most effective at?

這就是我們欠的，喜歡的，最有效的嗎？

Probably get you right here.

可能會讓你在這裡。

Uh, what else did What did you watch when you when you were younger?

呃，你還看了什麼 你年輕時看了什麼？

You a TV addict?

你是電視迷嗎？

Then?

然後呢？

Did you watch cartoons?

你看卡通片了嗎？

Stuff like that?

這樣的東西？

That's all I watch.

我只看這個

Yeah, I used to watch the Super Friends.

是啊，我以前經常看《超級朋友》。

You know what usedto super friends?

你知道什麼曾經是超級朋友嗎？

That was That was a good show is my favorite show.

那是那是一個好節目是我最喜歡的節目。

I always felt bad for Aqua Man.

我一直為水人感到難過。

I felt bad for ankle man that I felt bad for black like me.

我為腳踝男感到難過，我為像我這樣的黑人感到難過。

Remember?

記得嗎？

Black lightning?

黑色閃電？

Anybody?

有人嗎？

Yeah, like three people.

是啊，像三個人。

That was the black dude on the Super Friends.

那是《超級朋友》裡的那個黑人老兄。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You know why nobody remembers him?

你知道為什麼沒有人記得他嗎？

Because Because they never let him do anything.

因為... ...因為他們從來沒有讓他做任何事情。

I'm serious every time something happens, so I'll command you.

每次發生事情我都很認真，所以我會囑咐你。

Take the sea, I'll take the air.

拿著海，我拿著空氣。

Black lightning.

黑色的閃電。

Uh, if anyone calls, tell him we'll be back between 17 clock hard life for him.

如果有人打電話來，告訴他我們會在17點之間回來，讓他過苦日子。

I'd still rather be him than Aqua Man.

我還是寧願做他，也不願意做 "水上人"。

What's wrong with being Aquaman?

做潛水俠有什麼不好？

He swims around, but he got the worst powers out of every superhero.

他游來游去，但他的能力是所有超級英雄中最差的。

That's all he does, is he Breeze in the water and he talks to fish.

他所做的一切，就是他在水裡微風，他和魚說話。

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

I could breathing in the war.

我可以在戰爭中呼吸。

That's cool.

這很酷。

But where you gonna say, the fish swimming around?

但你要去哪裡說，魚兒游來游去？

Hi, Fresh.

嗨，新鮮人。

I want to just talk.

我只想談談。

When do you think about it to like, say, their Their headquarters was in the Midwest, you know, and then be like Malcolm and take the seat.

你什麼時候考慮一下，比如說，他們的總部在中西部，你知道，然後像馬爾科姆一樣，坐到座位上。

Well, I'll take a train or Superman, Could you drop me?

好吧，我坐火車或超人，你能送我嗎？

Drop me the coast Could you drop Gonna talk to some fish really fast and exactly.

把海岸線丟給我，你能不能快一點和魚說話？

And he always get the worst missions.

而他總是得到最差的任務。

He gets the water missions.

他得到了水上任務。

That means he's taken bacteria samples.

這意味著他已經採集了細菌樣本。

He's like, I mean, like underwater stuff.

他就像，我的意思是，像水下的東西。

If there's oil spill, they sing opera man, but he can't stop the oil.

如果漏油，他們唱戲子，但他不能阻止油。

All you gotta do is breathing the want to talkto fish.

你所要做的就是呼吸，想和魚說話。

So what's he do?

那他是幹什麼的？

He evacuates fish.

他疏散了魚。

It's a hard life.

這是一個艱難的生活。

E black lightning get old like the black missions on.

E黑色閃電老了，就像黑色任務上。

What would that be?

那會是什麼？

L A riots and black lightning talkto.

L A騷亂和黑色閃電談到。

So I better tell the fish about the l A riots.

所以我最好把暴動的事告訴魚兒。

Your Caroline's comedy club right here in New York City, October 9th through the 12th.

你的卡羅琳喜劇俱樂部就在紐約市 10月9日到12日。

Anyone in and around New York.

紐約及周邊地區的任何人。

Or if you feel like flying in the show is gonna be hot.

或者如果你覺得飛在節目中會很熱。

That's right.

是的

I've been off for two weeks, but I'm back.

我已經休息了兩個星期，但我回來了。

Yes, you are.

是的，你是。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了