TheiPhone 12 is a completeredesignfromearlieriPhoneswithflataluminumrails, a reallygoodOLEDsscreenthat's moreresistanttodropsand a slightlyimprovedcamerasetup.
Notlikenow, bytheway, youcouldgettheiPhone 12 millionblack, white, blue, redor a kindof a seafoamgreen.
不像現在,對了,你可以買到1200萬的iPhone黑、白、藍、紅或者一種海藻綠。
Anyway, theremaybe a largergroupofpeople.
總之,可能有更大的群體。
Thesearethepeoplethathave a neweriPhonethattheythinkisjusttoodamnpigpeoplewhowanttogobacktothegoodolddaysofhaving a phonethatdoesn't feellike a littlepingpongpaddlewhentheyholditandwhowant a phonethatfitsintheirdamnpocket.
So, youknow, I personally I'm notactuallythatmadaboutthesizeofphonesthesedays, eventhough I generallyprefersmallerphones.
所以,你知道,我個人其實對現在的手機尺寸並不是很感冒,雖然我一般都喜歡小尺寸的手機。
Youknowwhoismad, though?
不過你知道誰是瘋子嗎?
Myfriendandourdeputyeditor, LizLopatto.
我的朋友,也是我們的副編輯,Liz Lopatto。
Look, if I wantedaniPad, I wouldbuyaniPad.
聽著,如果我想要一臺iPad,我會買一臺iPad。
Okay, like I want a phone.
好吧,就像我想要一個電話。
I wouldlikesomethingthatfitsinmyhandthat I couldoperatewithonehand.
我想找一個適合我的手,可以單手操作的東西。
PortabilityrealbigforMay I likemycurrentphone.
便攜性真正的大為五月我喜歡我現在的手機。
It's an 11.
這是一個11。
I resistedbuyingitfor a reallylongtime.
我忍痛買了很久。
Thephonesaretoodamnbig.
手機太他媽大了。
Like I have.
就像我一樣
Jerryriggedthiswith a handleontheback, andit's stillthereunderneathtopropitup, andthen I canoperateit, Butokay, so I'm notasmadasyouaboutbigphonesbecause I amlucky.
No, butthisis I couldevengosmallerif I'm honestaboutit.
不,但這是我可以甚至更小,如果我說實話。
Butit's excitingtobeabletoactuallyoperate a phoneonehandedagain.
不過,能夠真正地再次單手操作手機,還是很興奮的。
Howdoyoufeelaboutthesidesbeing a littlebitmoresquaredoff?
你覺得兩邊的邊角料如何?
MostmorerecentiPhonesthatarecurved.
最近大多數的iPhone,都是曲面的。
I don't care.
我不在乎。
I mean, look, I understandthat I workat a sitewith a lotofpeoplewhogetreallyexcitedaboutthesesortsofdesignthings.
我的意思是,你看,我知道我在一個網站工作,有很多人對這些設計的東西感到非常興奮。
Yeah, um, but I amjustmuchmoreof a functionaluserthanthat.
是的,嗯,但我只是比這更多的功能用戶。
Like, I don't meantoblameanybodywhodoesnot.
就像,我並不是要責怪誰誰誰。
I don't care.
我不在乎。
Yeah, sothatisprobablyaboutthesmallestphonesthey'reevergonnagetbecauseallphoneshavetohavefive G now, andtheyneedtofitthefive g componentsinthere, So I don't Didtheydoitin a smallenoughforyou?