You are addicted.

你已經上癮了。

You have a movie addiction.

你有一個電影癮。

You see almost every movie.

你幾乎每部電影都看。

Well, especially during that four year period I saw at one point I saw 262 films just in the theater.

嗯，尤其是在這四年的時間裡，我有一次光是在電影院裡就看了262部電影。

That's not kind of what I watched on TV and DVD 202 movies that you bought a ticket for and went and bought a ticket for mainly to a place called the New Beverly, where they would show a double feature.

這不是那種我在電視和DVD上看的202部電影，你買了票，去買了票，主要是去一個叫新貝弗利的地方，他們會放映雙片。

Every night I saw in four years I saw more than 725 films.

四年來，我每天晚上都看了725多部電影。

Yeah, it was sad.

是啊，很傷心。

It was almost like like heroin.

這幾乎就像海洛因一樣。

I would at least been interacting with people to go buy it like this was just me sitting in the dark and absorbing.

我至少會和大家互動去買，像這樣只是我坐在黑暗中吸收。

I just got stuck in the If I absorb enough movies, I'll become a director, like in my head.

我只是卡在瞭如果我吸收了足夠多的電影，我會成為一個導演，就像在我的腦海裡。

That's what I thought.

我也是這麼想的。

Really, it was crazy idea.

真的，這是一個瘋狂的想法。

Was that if you saw enough movies, I mean, it makes sense.

是如果你看了足夠多的電影，我的意思是，這是有道理的。

If you saw enough you would like, pick up on the skill of filmmaking and then you could make your own movie in my head.

如果你看夠了，你就會喜歡，學會拍電影的技巧，然後你就可以在我的腦海裡拍自己的電影。

I was like, Well, you saw every movie ever made.

我當時想，好吧，你看過所有的電影了。

Quentin Tarantino watches everything, but then I didn't make The next leap was And then when they're done watching movies, they go make them.

昆汀-塔倫蒂諾什麼都看，但我沒拍，下一個飛躍是，當他們看完電影后，他們就去拍電影。

I got finished watching five movies a day, and the next day I would come and go.

我一天看完五部電影，第二天就會來去匆匆。

I should see five more.

我應該再去看五個。

So you know, I have all this weird movie.

所以你知道，我有這一切奇怪的電影。

Did you see?

你看到了嗎？

Uh, mostly movies that you liked or their movies?

呃，主要是你喜歡的電影還是他們的電影？

Did you see some questionable?

你有沒有看到一些有問題的？

You must have seen.

你一定看到了。

You said that many movies.

你說了那麼多電影。

You're seeing some dodgy movies.

你看的是一些低劣的電影。

I saw one movie.

我看過一部電影。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

What was it?

什麼事？

Hang on.

等一下

Was it shark to push versus Terrible?

是鯊魚推對恐怖？

I wish, Although I mean that I did okay.

我希望，雖然我的意思是，我做得還不錯。

People make fun of, like, Sharknado and shark to put on something that there's a movie called Deep Blue Sea.

人們取笑，比如，Sharknado和鯊魚，把有一部電影叫深藍海的東西。

And the whole idea is they're trying to cure Alzheimer's.

而整個想法是他們試圖治癒老年痴呆症。

And in the process of finding the cure, they have toe work on mako sharks and it makes the shark super intelligent.

而在尋找治療方法的過程中，他們對馬科鯊魚進行了趾力研究，使鯊魚變得超級聰明。

So so what The whole premise of the movie is to stop Grandma pooping in her pants when she gets to be 80 we're gonna fill the sea with near indestructible genius level killing machines like that's the whole trade off of that movie, which makes it so brilliant.

那又怎樣？ 這部電影的前提是，當奶奶到了80歲的時候，不要再拉屎了，我們要用近乎無堅不摧的天才級殺人機器填滿大海，這就是這部電影的全部交易，這讓它變得如此輝煌。

Yeah.

是啊。

Have you ever seen I brought this up the other day?

你有沒有看到我前幾天提出來的？

And and Andy seen it, too, and you guys were too young to have seen this.

而安迪也看到了，你們太年輕了，沒有看到這個。

There was a movie that was only on television, but I think one of the greatest thing ever called Killed Ozer Yeah, kill those.

有一部電影，只在電視上，但我認為有史以來最偉大的事情之一，叫殺死Ozer是的，殺死這些。

Er there's a bullet.

呃，有一顆子彈。

There's a bunch of some guys on a deserted like an island doing construction that they have a bulldozer.

有一群人在一個荒蕪的像小島一樣的地方搞建設，他們有一臺推土機。

And this is the plot.

而這就是劇情。

A meteor hits the island and for some reason that they never explain.

一顆流星撞上了這個島，但不知為什麼，他們從來沒有解釋過。

It makes the bulldozer come to life and want to destroy all humans.

它讓推土機活了過來，想要毀滅所有人類。

But it's a bulldozer.

但它是一臺推土機。

Its top speed is eight miles an hour.

它的最高速度是每小時八英里。

But they show guys like, uh and they start to run and they fall and they lay there for the 10 minutes it takes for the bulldozer to get to them.

但他們顯示的傢伙，呃，他們開始運行，他們倒下，他們躺在那裡10分鐘，它需要的推土機得到他們。

And my favorite part is one guys running away and the bulldozers.

而我最喜歡的部分是一個人跑掉和推土機。

All he has to do is climb a tree or just go.

他要做的就是爬樹或者直接走。

Get in the woods.

到樹林裡去。

That's all he has to do or get in the driver's seat of the bulls.

他要做的就是或坐上公牛的駕駛座。

Get in the driver's seat of the bulldozer.

坐上推土機的駕駛座。

What this guy does is he runs on the Africans he runs and he gets in like an aluminum tube in front of the bulldozer and hides in it on.

這傢伙做的是他跑在非洲人身上，他跑到像推土機前面的鋁管裡，躲在裡面，在。

It crushes the aluminum to you.

它把鋁材壓在你身上。

Got to see killed Ozer.

得看到殺了奧澤。

That's what I'm here to Dio.

我就是來找迪奧的。

I'm just having second thoughts about my movie, where this media comes down and hits a Zamboni.

我只是對我的電影有了新的想法，這個媒體下來打了一個Zamboni。

Probably gonna have to rewrite that.

可能要重寫了。

All you have to do is step in the desert.

你要做的就是踏入沙漠。

Well, no, I know it's set in Jamaica.

好吧，不，我知道這是在牙買加設置。

I don't know what Oh, my God.

我不知道什麼 哦，我的上帝。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Why did you bring that up?

你為什麼要提這個？

I don't know.

我不知道。