Uh, rightnow, CharlotteMainandandAndJenna, youguys, uh, mas I'm veryhappyyou'rehere, but I gottatalktotheseguysforjust a secondbecausetheywereherefouryearsago.
I'veagedmanydecadesinthepastfouryears, so I'm tryingtobe a littleoptimistic, youknow, tonightonthebrightthatit's it's a bignightforwomenwho, uh, tolistentotheirhusbands.
I camefromCaliforniaandNevadatobe a pollwatcherwiththeNevadaDemocraticPartyandinthetrainingthatsaid, JustbeonthelookoutforanyRepublicanswhomightshowupwithguns.
I feltlike a coachfor a trackteamthatwasjustreallyslow.
我覺得自己就像田徑隊的教練,只是速度實在太慢。
Andattheendofthetrackrace, alltheygetis a stickerandmaybe a newpresident.
而在賽道比賽結束後,他們得到的只是一個貼紙,或許還有一個新的總統。
I don't know, maybemaybeJenna.
我不知道,也許也許是珍娜。
Fouryearsago, youexpressed, uh, in a verypithywaythat I won't necessarilyrepeatthatyouwereworriedafteritturnedoutthatDonaldTrumpisgonnabepresidentaboutthestateofwomen's reproductiverights.
I wasplayingsocceronetime, andthisonePersiandocomesuptome, goesmas.
有一次我在踢足球,這一個波斯人做走到我面前,去mas。
I'm a bigfan, butpleasestopmakingfunofTrump.
我是一個忠實的粉絲,但請不要再取笑特朗普了。
I go, Whyhegoes, he's goingtogetridofthemullah's.
我去,他為什麼要去,他要把毛拉的。
I go.
我去。
Howhegoes.
他怎麼去。
I don't know.
我不知道。
He's justfuckingcrazy.
他只是他媽的瘋了。
I waslike, Thatcan't be a strategy, bro.
我當時想,這不可能是一個策略,兄弟。
That's not a foreignpolicy.
這不是外交政策。
Youcan't justsaythat.
你不能就這麼說。
Sowe'reat a pointwhere a lotoftheseguysarelikethatandthen I havebuddieswhohavegonedowntheCubanonRabbitholeand I'm ontheselikemessageboardswiththeirtextwiththesepeopleandthey'llcomeatme.
AndifwegetthemintheWhiteHouseandhelpthemfliptheSenate, wegotcleardemandsWeneedtogetmet, and I'm gonnabeholdingdemocratsaccountabletomakesuretheykeepthosepromises.