Let's get some of theses questions answered!

讓我們來回答一些問題吧!

- [Voice Over] If you officially made it into Smash Brothers

- 如果你正式進入了大亂鬥兄弟公司

what would your special move set be?

你的特殊動作套路會是什麼？

- Great question!

- 好問題！

I have my special moves all planned out.

我的特殊動作都計劃好了。

First up is the motor boat.

首先是機動船。

(imitating a running motor engine)

運轉

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Followed by rocket fart.

隨後是火箭屁。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

And don't forget,

不要忘記。

seeds of fury!

憤怒的種子！

(rapid fire)

(速射)

But I had trouble deciding whether

但我難以決定是否

my finishing move should be knife or TNT,

我的收尾動作應該是刀子或TNT。

so I chose both.

所以我選擇了這兩個。

(laughs maniacally) - Noo!

不！

(explosions)

（爆炸）

- [Voice Over] It's time for Ask Orange.

- 現在是 "問橙子 "的時間。

Hey Orange, how do you survive all those explosions?

嘿，橙子，你是怎麼從那些爆炸中活下來的？

- My jokes and puns provide

- 我的笑話和雙關語提供

me with a farce field (laughing).

我與鬧場（笑）。

- [Voice Over] Hey Orange, shrink ray!

- 嘿，橙子，收縮射線！

(Orange screams) (electric fuse)

(橙色的尖叫聲) (電導火線)

- Oh, come on!

- 哦，來吧！

(Laughing)

（笑）

- [Voice Over] What did the plate say to the other?

- [語音]盤子對對方說了什麼？

- I dunno, what?

- 我不知道，什麼？

- [Voice Over] Dinner is on me!

- 我請客吃飯！

(laughs)

（笑）

- Plate jokes are flat out crazy (laughs).

- 盤子裡的笑話簡直是瘋了（笑）。

- [Voice Over] Hey Orange, what state do you live in?

- 嘿，橙子，你住在哪個州？

Orangon?

橙子？

New Orange?

新橙子？

Orangesylvania?

橘子洲？

Or perhaps Califorangia?

或者是Califorangia？

- Close, I was born in Idahorange,

- 接近，我出生在愛達荷蘭。

moved to Mississippeel for a while,

搬到密西西比爾一段時間。

and I hope to visit Tenneseed someday soon (laughs).

和我希望有朝一日能拜訪田納西德（笑）。

- [Voice Over] Hey Orange, what is your favorite Pokémon?

- 嘿，橙子，你最喜歡的神奇寶貝是什麼？

- Hmm...

- 嗯...

Well I think Charmander's pretty lit,

嗯，我覺得Charmander的很亮。

and Geodude definitely rocks,

和Geodude絕對岩石。

but my favorite Pokémon would have to be Psyduck,

但我最喜歡的神奇寶貝必須是Psyduck。

'cause I can make him do this.

因為我可以讓他這樣做。

(drums and plays flute harmonica)

(打鼓和吹長笛口琴)

- Orange! Do not make Psyduck's head explode!

- 橙色！不要讓Psyduck的腦袋爆炸!

(Orange groans)

(橙子的呻吟聲)

- Orange, no!

- 橙色，不！

- But if I can't make Psyduck explode,

- 但是，如果我不能讓Psyduck爆炸。

waddle I ever do?

我曾經做過什麼？

(laughs)

（笑）

(groans)

（呻吟）

- [Voice Over] Orange! Wazzaaaaa?

- 橙色！Wazzaaaaa？

- Wazzaaaaa!

- Wazzaaaaa！

(each take turns screaming)

（各自輪流尖叫）

- I don't know, not much.

- 我不知道，不多。

- [Voice Over] You are the butt?

- 你是屁股？

- (screams) Well this is crappy.

- （尖叫聲）嗯，這是蹩腳的。

(laughs)

（笑）

Ooh hey!

哦，嘿！

Hey, Pear!

嘿，梨子！

- What the heck?

- 咋回事兒？

(farts) (screams)

（放屁） （尖叫聲）

(laughs)

（笑）

- [Voice Over] Eat 20 scorpions with hot sauce.

- 吃20只蠍子，配上辣醬。

- All right, here we go!

- 好了，我們開始吧！

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Wasn't what you were expecting, was it?

這不是你所期待的，是嗎？

(laughs)

（笑）

(burps explosively)

（打嗝爆炸性）

Wow!

哇！

- [Voice Over] Can you have Kirby inhale Pear?

- 你能讓Kirby給梨子吸氣嗎？

- What, no!

- 什麼，不！

Let me outta here.

讓我離開這裡。

Whoah.

哇。

There's an entire car in here.

這裡有一整輛車。

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

I never wanna do that again.

我再也不想這樣做了

(spits)

(前鋒)

- [Voice Over] Orange, become Shrek!

- 橙子，變成史萊克！

- (screams) Quick, somebody call the shreksersist.

- （尖叫聲）快，有人打電話給Shreksersist。

(laughs)

（笑）

Make sure its not a mediogre one.

確保它不是一個平庸的。

(laughs)

（笑）

Okay, I'm totally ogre this now.

好吧，我現在完全食人魔了。

(laughs)

（笑）

Help!

幫忙！

- [Voice Over] Drop 2 million pears on Baldi.

- 把200萬個梨子扔給巴爾迪。

(groans in confusion)

（困惑的呻吟）

- This has to stop!

- 這必須停止！

Who is responsible for dropping things on--

誰負責把東西掉在...

(pears fall)

（梨花落）

- [Voice Over] Hey Orange, laugh battle!

- 嘿，橙子，笑戰!

(Orange and Voice Over laugh)

(橙子和聲優笑)

- That was fun, same time next month?

- 真有意思，下個月同一時間？

- [Voice Over] If this comment is on Ask Orange,

- 如果這條評論是在 "問橙 "上。

everyone in the kitchen will become cyclops!

每個人都在廚房將成為獨眼巨人！

- Whoa!

- 哇！

Eye like it (laughs).

眼睛喜歡（笑）。

- [Voice Over] Are you and Pear best friends?

- 你和梨子是好朋友嗎？

- [Pear] No! - [Orange] Yes!

- 不！- [橙色]是！

- [Voice Over] I love Orange, Pear,

- 我喜歡橙子，梨子。

Little Apple and Grandpa Lemon!

小蘋果和檸檬爺爺!

- Once again I was not invited.

- 我又一次沒有被邀請。

- [Voice Over] I can be quiet longer than you.

- 我可以比你安靜得更久。

(clock ticks)

(時針)

- (grunts) You're right!

- 你是對的！

(laughs)

（笑）

(drums and playsflute harmonica)

(鼓和吹長笛口琴)

- (screams in annoyance) Orange, no!

- (惱怒地尖叫)橙子，不要!

You're disturbing Psyduck.

你打擾了賽杜克。

- Sorry Pear, I don't give a duck.

- 對不起，梨子，我才不管呢。

(laughs)

（笑）

(Pear screams)

(梨子的尖叫聲)

(glass shatters)

（玻璃碎片）

(upbeat guitar music)

（歡快的吉他音樂）