LOOKS LIKE WE'VE REACHED THE END OF THE SHOW AND WE STILL DON'T

看來我們已經到了節目結束的時候了，但我們還是沒有看到。

KNOW WHO WON.

知道誰贏了。

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG, IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS

我們已經等了這麼久了，感覺就像聖誕節。

EVE, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE JUDGMENTAL FAT GUY WITH

EVE，而不僅僅是因為判斷力強的胖子與

THE RED HAT.

紅帽子。

BUT BECAUSE WE'RE ALL UP LATE WONDERING IF TOMORROW MORNING

但因為我們都在熬夜，不知道明天早上會不會

WE'RE GOING TO GET THE PRESENT WE'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR: A BORING

我們將得到我們一直期待的禮物。乏味的

PRESIDENT.

主席：

LIKE YOU, I'M EXHAUSTED. NOT JUST FROM TONIGHT.

和你一樣，我也很累，不只是今晚的事。

ALTHOUGH: YEAH.

雖然：是的。

BUT FROM THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

但從過去四年。

I'VE BEEN ON HIGH ALERT SINCE EARLY IN THE MORNING NOVEMBER 9

我從11月9日早上開始就一直處於高度警戒狀態。

OF 2016.

2016年的。

NOW, MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS WITHIN NORMAL RANGE...FOR A TRUCK

現在，我的血壓在正常範圍內。.為卡車

TIRES.

輪胎：

YOU COULD ROLL MY AORTA OVER A GRAVEL ROAD, AND I WOULDN'T FEEL

你可以把我的主動脈軋過砂石路，我也不會感覺到。

A BUMP.

BUMP。

FOR FOUR YEARS, TRUMP HAS KEPT THIS ENTIRE NATION'S EMOTIONAL

四年來，特朗普將整個國家的情緒化。

METER HOVERING OVER IN THE RED ZONE.

電錶在紅色區域徘徊。

AND EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS, A

每當你認為你可以把腳從汽油上移開，一個

CARAVAN OF TRUMP TRUCKS TRIES TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD.

特朗普的大篷車想把你趕出公路。

SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR STRESS.

所以我理解你的壓力。

I DO.

我做的。

AND NOW I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING A LITTLE

現在我要去 說話有點

CONTROVERSIAL, SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME.

爭議性的，所以不要對我發火。

IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING WE DON'T KNOW WHO WON YET.

事實上，這是一個很好的事情，我們不知道誰贏得了。

( AUDIENCE BOOS ) STOP!

（聽眾噓聲）停止！

STOP THAT!

別這樣！

YOU DON'T EXIST!

你不存在！

STOP IT!

停下來！

THE TRUTH IS, THE REASON IT'S TAKING SO LONG TO DECLARE A

事實是，之所以需要這麼長時間來宣佈一個。

WINNER IS BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD SUCH MASSIVE VOTER TURNOUT.

贏家是因為我們的投票率如此之高。

GOING INTO TONIGHT, MANY WERE PREDICTING THE HIGHEST RATE OF

進入今晚，許多人都預測最高率的。

VOTER TURNOUT SINCE 1908.

1908年以來的投票率：

THAT WAS A CLOSE RACE, BUT WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT EVENTUALLY

這是一個接近的比賽，但威廉・霍華德・塔夫特事件，

BEAT HIS OPPONENT WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN IN THE

在比賽中擊敗了他的對手威廉-詹寧斯-布萊恩。

POST-ELECTION WEIGH-OFF.

選舉後的稱重。

THE POINT IS, THIS YEAR, MILLIONS OF YOU BRAVED THE

關鍵是，今年，你們幾百萬人都勇敢地走了出來。

PANDEMIC, AN ARMY OF POLL WATCHERS, EVEN THE POST OFFICE,

PANDEMIC，一支民調觀察者的軍隊，甚至是郵局。

JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT TO VOTE.

只是為了確保你能投票。

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE BALLOTS DESERVES TO BE COUNTED,

這些選票中的每一張都應該被計算在內。

WHETHER THEY ARE VOTES FOR JOE BIDEN, VOTES FOR DONALD TRUMP,

無論他們是投票給喬-比登， 投票給唐納德-特朗普。

OR WRITE-IN VOTES FOR BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS!

或為 "BOBBS，BOBBS，BOBBS！"寫下投票。

BUT WE'VE BEEN AGE TO WAIT FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE NOVEMBER OF

但我們從11月開始就一直在等待這個時刻。

2016, AND MANY OF YOU WAITED IN LINE FOR HOURS TO MAKE YOUR

2016年，你們中的很多人都排隊等了好幾個小時來做你的。

VOICES HEARD.

聽到的聲音：

SO, I KNOW WE'VE ALL GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO WAIT JUST A LITTLE BIT

所以，我知道我們都已經得到了什麼需要等待只是一點點。

LONGER.

更長的時間。

BUT, STILL, WE ALL DESERVE SOME SMALL TASTE OF THAT SATISFACTION

但是，我們都應該得到一些小的滿足感。

WE CRAVE.

我們渴望。

SO IN CLOSING TONIGHT, PLEASE ENJOY THIS BRIEF MONTAGE OF

所以，在今晚的閉幕式上，請欣賞這段簡短的視頻。

THINGS THAT FEEL AS SATISFYING AS YOU WANT THIS TO.

感到滿意的事情，因為你希望這一點。

>> AND NOW, THINGS THAT FEEL AS SATISFYING AS YOU WANT THIS TO.

>> 現在，那些感覺和你想要的一樣令人滿意的東西。

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