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  • THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM STEVIE S AND IT READS FLORIDA

    第一條標題來自STEVIE S,內容是 "佛羅里達州"。

  • MAN, IMAGINE PEOPLE JUST TUNING IN NOW, LIKE BIDEN HAS WON,

    男人,想象一下人們只是調入現在, 就像比登已經贏了。

  • THEY'RE ALL CELEBRATING AND SOMEONE GETS A TEXT, ST UNDER

    他們都在慶祝,有人得到一個文本,ST下。

  • CBS IS DOING HONEST HEADLINES, NO WAY.

    CBS正在做誠實的頭條新聞,不是方式。

  • BIDEN WON AND HONEST HEADLINES, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!

    比登贏了,誠實的頭條,這是有史以來最棒的一天!

  • THIS ONE FROM CBS THAT SAYS FLORIDA MAN JAILED AFTER

    哥倫比亞廣播公司的這篇報道說,佛羅里達州的男子被關進了監獄

  • ASSAULTING 7-ELEVEN WITH SLURPEE.

    毆打7 -ELEVEN與SLURPEE。

  • THAT WAS THE HEADLINE, THE A HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ

    那是頭條,一個誠實的頭條應該有閱讀

  • ASSAULT AND SLATTERY, ONE FROM THE DAILY MAIL THAT I SAS

    攻擊和誹謗,一個從我SAS的每日郵件。

  • BOYFRIEND DIVED INTO A FISH TANK TO RETRIEVE AN ENGAGEMENT, THE

    男友潛入魚缸,挽回了一個約定,這是個很好的機會。

  • HONEST ONE SHOULD HAVE READ FOOLISH LOBSTER THOUGHT THIS MAY

    誠實的人應該已經讀過愚蠢的龍蝦認為這可能是

  • FINALLY BE THE ONE.

    最終成為那個人。

  • >> HERE'S ONE FROM NPR READS STUDY FINDS PAINTING EYES ON

    >> 這裡有一個來自NPR的閱讀研究發現畫眼上的研究。

  • COW'S BUTT CAN SAVE THEIR LIVES.

    牛的屁股可以拯救他們的生命。

  • THAT IS THE HEAD LINE.

    這就是頭條。

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ MAN HAS TO COME UP WITH

    誠實的頭條新聞應該讀出男人必須拿出

  • EXCUSE AND FAST.

    對不起,快。

  • HERE'S A HEAD IAN FROM "THE NEW YORK POST" AND IT READS

    這是《紐約郵報》的頭條新聞,內容是:

  • RENAISSANCE PAINTER RAPHAEL GAVE HIMSELF A NOSE JOB IN

    新生代畫家RAPHAEL給自己做了一個鼻子的工作。

  • SELF-PORTRAIT, THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ

    自畫像,誠實的頭條新聞應該讀過了

  • RAPHAEL DID IT FOR THE GRAM.

    RAPHAEL做了它的GRAM。

  • THAT IS A SHAME.

    這是一個恥辱。

  • IT WAS HARD TO BEAT THE THE LAST ONE.

    這是很難擊敗的最後一個。

  • HARD TO BEAT THE COW [BLEEP].

    很難打敗牛[嗶]。

  • >> JUST FUNNY TO IMAGINE THAT SCENARIO OF A GUY DOING THAT.

    >> 想象一下一個傢伙這樣做的場景,真是有趣。

  • >> James: THAT IS WHY IT IS FUNNY.

    >> 詹姆斯:這就是為什麼它是有趣的。

  • THAT IS WHY IT IS FUNNY.

    這就是為什麼它是有趣的。

  • >> JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY PAINTING EYES ON A COW'S BUTT.

    >> 想到那個在牛屁股上畫眼睛的傢伙。

  • OH BOY, THEY CAUGHT ME, I NEED AN EXCUSE, THE-- THE LAUGHS COME

    哦,夥計,他們抓住了我,我需要一個藉口,笑聲來了。

  • TRAILING IN.

    追蹤中。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • I WONDER IF YOU COULD UNPACK EVERY HONEST HEADLINE FROM A

    我想知道,如果你能從一個誠實的頭條新聞中解開每一個人的名字

  • COMEDIAN PERSPECTIVE.

    喜劇演員的視角。

  • >> LET ME KNOW.

    >> 讓我知道。

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE FROM FOX NEWS, AND IT READS

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,這裡有一個從福克斯新聞, 它讀到:

  • COLORADO ZOO LIVE STREAMS GIRAFFE BIRTH, THAT IS THE

    COLORADO ZOO現場直播GIRAFFE的誕生,這就是GIRAFFE的誕生。

  • HEADLINE.

    HEADLINE:

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ HERE COMES THE HEAD AND THE

    誠實的頭條應該讀到這裡來的頭和。

  • NECK AND THE NECK AND THE NECK.

    脖子和脖子和脖子。

  • BECAUSE GIRAFFES ARE TALL.

    因為草魚很高。

  • >> ONE OF THE TALLER ANIMALS AND SPECIFICALLY IN THE NECK AREA.

    >> 高大的動物之一,特別是在頸部區域。

  • >> James: EXACTLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。正是如此。

  • YOU'RE RIGHT, THE LEGS ARE LONG BUT THERE ARE OTHER ANIMALS WITH

    你是對的,腿是長的,但也有其他動物有。

  • THAT AREA OF LEGS T IS REALLY A NECK-BASED ANIMAL.

    腿部的那塊區域是真正的頸部動物。

  • >> RIGHT, RIGHT, PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, THE NECK IS THE

    >> 正確,正確,消除的過程,頸部是關鍵。

  • FUNNY PART, YOU KNOW.

    有趣的部分,你知道的。

  • >> James: HERE'S HEADLINE COMES FROM ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

    >> 詹姆斯:《娛樂週刊》的頭條是這樣的。

  • T READS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SAYS-- WILL BE DIFFERENT IN THE

    T閱讀喬治-R.R.馬丁說--將在不同的。

  • BOOK.

    書。

  • >> IT SHOULD HAVE READ GEORGE R.R. MARTIN STILL WRITING "GAME

    >> 它應該讀喬治-R.R.馬丁仍在寫 "遊戲"。

  • OF THRONES" BOOK FOR SOME REASON.

    "王座 "的書,因為一些原因。

  • BECAUSE IT'S DONE, WE FEEL LIKE IT IS FINISHED.

    因為它已經完成了,我們覺得它已經完成了。

  • >> PEOPLE MOVED ON AFTER THE HBO PROGRAM WAS OVER.

    >> HBO節目結束後,人們轉移了。

  • >> James: BUT HE IS STILL WRITING THE BOOKS.

    >> 詹姆斯。但他仍然在寫書。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: FOR SOME REASON.

    >> 詹姆斯。出於某種原因。

  • I THINK THERE IS MORE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS IN THIS ROOM THAN

    我想在這間屋子裡看這個的人應該比我還多

  • ARE WATCHING THIS ON TV.

    正在電視上看這個。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> Reggie: DEFINITELY.

    >> 雷吉:肯定的。

  • I MEAN.

    我的意思是。

  • >> I THINK WE ARE GOING TO BE ON VERY, VERY LATE AT NIGHT IF WE

    >> 我想我們要在非常,非常晚的晚上,如果我們。

  • ARE ON.

    是在。

  • >> James: YOU THINK THIS WON'T BE ON 12:307.

    >> 詹姆斯。你認為這不會是在12: 307。

  • >> IF BIDEN ON TRUMP GIVES A SPEECH THEY MIGHT GO TO THAT

    >> 如果比登對特朗普發表演講,他們可能會去那個。

  • BEFORE THEY GO TO YOU, NO INSULT.

    在他們去找你之前,不要侮辱。

  • >> YOU ARE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP], YOU KNOW THAT.

    >> 你是個真正的廢物,你知道的。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: HERE'S THE HEADLINE THAT COMES FROM CNN AND IT READS

    >> 詹姆斯。這裡的標題是來自CNN的,它寫道

  • COLLEGE STUDENT SAYS A PROFESSOR TOLD HER NOT TO BREASTFEED

    COLLEGE STUDENT SAYS A PROFESSOR TOLD HER NOT TO BREASTFEED

  • DURING ONLINE CLASS.

    在線課程期間。

  • THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

    這是標題。

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ IF HE FINDS THAT

    誠實的頭條新聞應該有閱讀,如果他發現。

  • DISTRACTING TRY BEING MILKED BY A TINY LITTLE PERSON.

    分散的嘗試被一個小小的人擠奶。

  • >> HERE'S ANOTHER HEADLINE FROM CNN AND IT READS DISNEY PLUS NOW

    >> 美國有線電視新聞網的另一個標題是 "迪斯尼+"。

  • LET'S YOU BINGE WATCH WITH FRIENDS VIRTUALLY.

    讓你和朋友們一起視頻觀看。

  • THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

    這是標題。

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ ADULTS REALLY INTO DISNEY

    誠實的頭條應該讀出成人對迪斯尼的真正喜愛。

  • STILL WATCHING ALONE.

    還在獨自觀看。

  • DO YOU FIND THAT WEIRD?

    你覺得奇怪嗎?

  • DON'T YOU.

    你不要。

  • >> THAT IS WEIRD.

    >> 這是奇怪的。

  • >> JUST ADULTS IN GENERAL.

    >> 只是一般的成人。

  • >> JUST ADULTS, WHEN YOU GO TO THE PARK, AND YOU SEE LIKE A

    >> 只是成年人,當你去公園,你看到像一個

  • COUPLE IN THEIR 30S.

    30多歲的夫婦。

  • WITH LIKE ALL THE GEAR ON.

    與像所有的齒輪上。

  • >> YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING HOME AND HAVING SEX ON MICKEY MOUSE

    >> 你知道他們要回家和米奇老鼠做愛了

  • SHEETS.

    紙張。

  • >> James: YEAH, I DON'T GET IT AND THEY LIKE YEAH, I SEE THEM

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,我不明白這一點,他們喜歡是的,我看到了他們。

  • COMING I'M LIKE IN HERE GUYS.

    來吧,我喜歡在這裡的傢伙。

  • I WALK IN LIKE A GIANT SLURPEE AND GOOFY OUTFIT OR SEE THEM

    我走在像一個巨大的slurpee和GOOFY服裝或看到他們。

  • GETTING PHOTOS.

    獲取照片。

  • WITH LIKE YOU KNOW, BUZZ LIGHT-YEAR.

    與喜歡你知道,嗡嗡輕年。

  • LIKE A GUY TAKING A PHOTO OF HIS WIFE WITH LIKE MEHTA FROM CARS

    就像一個人從汽車上拍了一張他的妻子的照片與喜歡的梅塔。

  • 2.

    2.

  • YOU KNOW ALL THE TIME HE'S LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO.

    你知道他總是喜歡你做什麼。

  • >> HERE'S ONE, HERE IS THE HEADLINE FROM FOX NEWS, AND IT

    >> 這裡有一個,這裡是福克斯新聞的標題,它是:

  • READS MIKE TYSON SAYS HIS 2020 VOTE WAS THE FIRST OF HIS LIFE.

    閱讀MIKE TYSON說他的2020年投票是他生命中的第一次。

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE RED TIESON PUNCHED BALLOT,

    誠實的頭條新聞應該有紅色的TIESON打票。

  • BECAUSE HE'S A BOXER.

    因為他是個拳擊手。

  • >> ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PUDGE ILIST.

    >> 最著名的餡餅列表之一。

  • >> James: HE IS KNOWN FOR PREDOMINANTLY BOXING AND A IMHON

    >> 詹姆斯。他主要以拳擊和IMHON而聞名。

  • THING PEOPLE SAY HE PUNCHED A BALLOT BUT IT WORKS IF BOTH WAYS

    人們說他打了一張選票,但它的工作,如果兩邊都是。

  • BECAUSE YOU PUNCH A BALLOT BUT ALSO SUCK HIM INTO A JAW BONE.

    因為你打了一張選票,但也把他吸進了顎骨。

  • >> WE CAN CHALK THAT RIGHT UP TO WORD PLAY.

    >> 我們可以把它歸結為文字遊戲。

  • >> James: WE CAN CHALK THAT ONE UP TO WORD PLAY, THAT IS

    >> 詹姆斯。我們可以把這句話歸結為文字遊戲,那就是:

  • ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

    絕對正確。

  • WE CHALKED IT UP, A WORD PLAY CHALK.

    我們CHALKED起來,一個字玩CHALK。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • HERE'S ONE WERE FROM PEOPLE.

    這裡有一個來自人民。

  • AND IT SAYS AMERICAN PERFECT THEIR COFFEE MAKING SKILLS

    它說,美國人完美的咖啡製作技能。

  • DURING PANDEMIC, THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ IT WAS

    DURING PANDEMIC, THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READING IT WAS.

  • THE BARISTA TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES.

    巴里斯塔時代,它是最糟糕的時代。

  • WHERE ARE WE CHALKING THAT ONE.

    我們在哪裡CHALKING那一個。

  • >> WE JUST NEEDED SOMETHING TO FILL IN THERE.

    >> 我們只是需要一些東西來填補那裡。

  • >> James: WE DID, WE NEEDED SOME DOWN TIME BEFORE THIS NEXT

    >> 詹姆斯:我們做到了,我們需要一些時間下來之前,這下一個。

  • ABSOLUTE BANGER.

    絕對的爆炸。

  • >> CLEAR THE RUNWAY.

    >> 清理跑道。

  • >> HONEST HEADLINE FINAL JOKE, PERMISSION TO LAND.

    >> HONEST HEADLINE 最後的笑話,允許降落。

  • WITHIN AND FINALLY HERE'S THE HEADLINE FROM THE HUFFINGTON

    最後,這裡是《赫芬頓報》的頭條。

  • POST THAT READS PIZZA SHOP OWNER THAT WARTS RONERY BY TOSSING PIE

    閱讀文章披薩店老闆通過扔餡餅來傷害Ronery的文章。

  • AT SUSPECT.

    在嫌疑人。

  • THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.

    那是頭條。

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE, THAT IS A SPICY PIZZA.

    誠實的頭條,這是一個辣味比薩。

  • >> WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO HENRY WINKLER.

    >> 當我們回來的時候,我們要和亨利-溫克勒談談。

THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM STEVIE S AND IT READS FLORIDA

第一條標題來自STEVIE S,內容是 "佛羅里達州"。

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