♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

>> Stephen:嘿，大家好。

WE'RE BACK WITH JOHN OLIVER.

我們和約翰・奧利弗一起回來了

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LOCKDOWN OVER IN ENGLAND.

讓我們來談談英國的鎖城事件。

EUROPE HAD A ROUGH GO OFT IT IN THE SPRING AND EARLY SUMMER.

歐洲在春夏之交的時候遇到了麻煩。

THERE WERE LOCKDOWNS ALL OVER THERE.

那裡到處都是鎖鏈。

Y'ALL CAME OUT OF IT -- OR NOT Y'ALL BECAUSE Y'ALL IS US NOW --

你們都走出了困境 -- 或者不是你們，因為你們現在是我們 --

BUT THE PEOPLE YOU USED TO BELONG TO OVER THERE, THEY CAME

但你以前的那些人，他們來了。

OUT OF IT, HAD A PRETTY GOOD SUMMER, AND NOW A SERIOUS SURGE

擺脫了它，度過了一個不錯的夏天，現在又出現了一個嚴重的激增。

OF CASES OVER THERE, AND ANOTHER LOCKDOWN.

那邊的案子，還有另一個鎖定。

BACK WHEN WE WERE IN LOCKDOWN AND Y'ALL WERE IN LOCKDOWN ORO

當我們在鎖城的時候 你們都在鎖城的時候

ENGLAND WAS IN LOCKDOWN, WE WERE KIND OF IN SIMILAR BOATS.

英國是在鎖定，我們有點在類似的船。

SINCE THEN, THIS MASSIVE ANTISCIENCE PUSH HAS HAPPENED IN

從那時起，這種大規模的蟻族推舉就發生在以下地區

THE UNITED STATES.

美國：

DO THE PEOPLE BACK IN THE U.K.

難道英國的民眾也會這樣做嗎？

PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCIENTISTS?

留意科學家們的意見？

IS THERE RESISTANCE, I GUESS IS WHAT I'M SAYING?

是否有抵抗力，我猜是我說的？

>> I DON'T THINK THERE'S RESISTANCE TO SCIENCE.

>> 我覺得對科學沒有抵抗力。

I THINK THERE'S RESISTANCE TO HOW IT'S BEING HANDLED IN THE

我認為，人們對如何處理這件事有牴觸情緒。

U.K.

英國

I THINK THERE IS FRUSTRATION THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO

我認為人們被要求去做這些事情，是感到很不安的。

DO SOMETHING VERY DIFFICULT BY PEOPLE THEY DO NOT TRUST, BUT I

做一些非常困難的事情，由他們不信任的人，但我。

DON'T THINK THAT EXTENDS INTO DOUBTING THE SCIENCE HERE.

不要以為這樣就可以懷疑這裡的科學性。

AND AGAIN -- >> Stephen: THERE'S NOBODY --

再來一次 -- >> Stephen:沒有人...

LIKE BORIS JOHNSON NEVER SAYS SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW?

像BORIS JOHNSON從來不說科學家不知道？

>> I MEAN, IT'S -- LOOK, BORIS JOHNSON IS A FLAWED HUMAN BEING

>> 我是說，這是 -- 聽著，鮑里斯-約翰遜是一個有缺陷的人。

WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MOUTH, SO I DON'T THINK BORIS JOHNSON HAS

只要他一開口，所以我不認為鮑里斯-約翰遜有。

EARNED THE RIGHT TO AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING HE TALKS ABOUT, BUT

贏得了權威的權利，對任何事情，他談到，但。

NOTHING IS AS BAD AS HERE.

沒有什麼是壞在這裡。

I MEAN, THAT'S THE THING THAT'S HARD TO -- IT'S LIKE WITH THE

我的意思是，這是很難的事情 - 這就像與... ...

LINES FOR VOTING, THERE IS INTENSE FRUSTRATION AT HOW

投票的線路，對如何進行投票有強烈的不安。

THINGS -- THE GOVERNMENT IN THE U.K. HAS HANDLED THE

事情 -- 英國政府處理了這一問題

CORONAVIRUS, BUT THEY KNOW IT'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT'S HAPPENING

CORONAVIRUS，但他們知道，這不是像什麼正在發生的事情

HERE.

這裡。

THERE'S STILL, IN THE U.K., A SENSE OF, WELL, THERE MIGHT NEED

在英國，仍然有一種感覺，嗯，可能需要。

TO BE A COLLECTIVE EFFORT TO NOT OVERBURDEN THE N.H.S., WHICH

為不給國家衛生局造成過重負擔而作出的集體努力。

PEOPLE ARE VERY PROTECTIVE OF.

人們非常保護：

I WISH THAT WAS THE CASE HERE.

我希望這裡的情況是這樣的。

I WISH THERE WAS AN UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT WE MIGHT

我希望能瞭解我們可能會發生的事情

BE ABOUT TO PUT HOSPITAL WORKERS THROUGH AGAIN.

又要讓醫院的工作人員受苦了。

>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO WRAP BECAUSE I NEED TO TALK

>> Stephen:我不會因為要說話而去寫作的

ABOUT AN HONOR YOU RECENTLY RECEIVED THAT I'M VERY JEALOUS

關於你最近獲得的榮譽，我很感激。

OF AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY IN JUST A MOMENT.

的，我會告訴你為什麼在短短的時間。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: 2020 HAS BEEN A CRAPPY YEAR FOR YOU BECAUSE THE

>> 斯蒂芬：2020年對你來說是個糟糕的一年，因為你的父母都在為你的生活而努力。

DOWN OF DANBURY, CONNECTICUT, NAMED A SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT

康涅狄格州丹伯裡市被命名為汙水處理廠。

AFTER YOU.

在你之後。

DO YOU HAVE ANY DUTIES, IF YOU PARDON THE EXPRESSION --

請原諒我的表述，你有什麼責任嗎？

>> I DON'T PARDON IT.

>> 我不原諒它。

COMEDICALLY, I DO NOT PARDON IT.

喜劇性的，我不原諒它。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> Stephen:好的

THAT FELT AVOIDABLE.

這感覺是可以避免的。

>> Stephen: IT WAS NOT AVOIDABLE AT ALL.

>> Stephen:它是完全無法避免的。

IT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE AND THEN I HAD TO DEAL WITH IT.

它讓我大吃一驚，然後我不得不處理它。

YOU UNDERSTAND?

你明白了嗎？

I'M AS MUCH AS A VICTIM AS YOU ARE AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE THE

我和你一樣，也是受害者，我不感激你的好意

HOSTILITY, FRANKLY, AND I'M HERE JUST TRYING TO CELEBRATE THE

HOSTILITY，FRANKLY，我在這裡只是想慶祝的

FACT THAT YOU GOT A ( BLEEP ) FACTORY NAMED OUT OF YOU AND

事實上，你得到了一個（BLEEP）工廠命名的你和。

YOU'RE -- AFTER YOU AND YOU'RE LIKE, NO DOODY JOKES ABOUT MY

你... 在你和你之後，不要拿我的事開玩笑。

( BLEEP ) FACTORY.

( BLEEP ) 工廠。

>> IT'S SUCH A JOY BEING WITH SOMEONE AT THE SAME LEVEL OF

>> 和同級別的人在一起是一件很開心的事。

PUNCHINESS AS I AM RIGHT NOW.

PUNCHINESS，因為我現在。

I'M VERY GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO DO AN HOUR-PLUS LIVE SHOW TOMORROW.

我很高興我明天不用做一小時的直播節目了。

>> Stephen: ( BLEEP ) YOU.

>> Stephen:（嗶嗶聲）你。

( BLEEP ), ( BLEEP ), ( BLE YOU.

（BLEEP），（BLEEP），（BLE你。

( LAUGHTER ) >> FOUR YEARS AGO, IT WOULD BE,

（笑） >> 四年前，它會是。

GET ME ANOTHER MOTORBIKE, I'M GOING AGAIN.

再給我一輛摩托車，我要去了。

>> Stephen: TOMORROW NIGHT IS MERELY EPISODE TWO OF A TWO-PART

>> Stephen:明晚只是兩部曲中的第二部曲。

SERIES!

系列！

TOMORROW WAS -- WE'RE JUST GOING TO START THE WHOLE THING WITH,

明天是... ... 我們只是要開始整個事情的。

PREVIOUSLY ON AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, AND THEN JUST HAVE A,

前面說到美國的民主，然後就有一個。

NOW THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, TOMORROW

現在，美國民主的激動人心的結論，今天

NIGHT.

夜晚。

ALL THE SAME GUESTS ARE COMING BACK.

所有相同的客人都會回來。

LITERALLY, WE INVITED ALL THE SAME PEOPLE BACK FOR TOMORROW

事實上，我們邀請了所有同樣的人回來參加明天的會議

NIGHT!

晚安！

>> THE STRING QUARTET ON THE TITANIC ARE COMING BACK FOR AN

>> 海神號上的絃樂四重奏將在新的一年裡迴歸。

ENCORE!

ENCORE!

>> Stephen: BUT HOLD ON, YOU'VE GOT A SEWAGE TREATMENT

>> Stephen:但等一下，你有一個汙水處理。

PLANT NAMED AFTER YOU.

以你的名字命名的植物。

THAT'S NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT.

這沒什麼好偷笑的。

>> IT'S AMAZING.

>> 它是驚人的。

YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GENUINELY INSPIRATIONAL ABOUT IT, ONE OF

你知道什麼是真正鼓舞人心的嗎？

OUR WRITERS, WHEN WE WERE DOING A DIFFICULT PIECE ABOUT JURY

我們的作家，當我們在做一篇關於陪審團的困難文章時

SELECTION, HE WRITES A JOKE ABOUT DANBURY WITHOUT EVEN

他寫了一個關於丹伯裡的笑話，但卻沒有寫。

THINKING ABOUT IT, JUST PICKED THE NAME OUT OF THE AIR, AND

想著想著，就把名字從空氣中挑了出來，然後... ...

TURNS OUT, RIGHT, YOU COME FROM DANBURY YOU BET NORTH MISS.

結果，對，你從丹伯裡來，你賭北小姐。

BECAUSE THEY STARTED COMING BACK AT US SAYING WE'RE GOING TO NAME

因為他們開始回擊我們，說我們要給他們起名字。

THIS SEWAGE PLAN.

本汙水處理計劃。

THERE'S A WHOLE BACK AND FORTH.

有一個完整的來回。

THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT PARTICIPATING IN A JOKE

參加一個笑話有不同的地方。

YOU CAN'T CONTROL, LIKE WITH OFFICIALS, AND -- I HAVE THE

你不能控制，就像與官員，和 - 我有的。

OFFICIAL PAPERWORK HERE.

官方文件在這裡。

>> Stephen: THAT'S FANTASTIC.

>> Stephen:這是夢幻般的。

BUT LOOK AT THIS.

但看看這個。

THEY SENT ME A TOILET.

他們讓我坐在廁所裡。

>> Stephen: MY FAVORITE PART, IF YOU LOOK UP HERE, IT'S

>> Stephen:我最喜歡的部分，如果你看這裡，這是

MEMORIAL.

紀念館：

>> THAT'S LEGITIMATELY A GREAT IDEA.

>> 這是個合法的好主意。

IT'S THEIR IDEA.

這是他們的想法。

I'M NOT DEAD YET.

我還沒死呢

>> Stephen: WHEN YOU DIE, THEY CAN ACTUALLY JUST DROP YOUR BODY

>> 史蒂芬：當你死後，他們可以直接把你的屍體扔掉。

IN THERE WITH THE SEWAGE AND CYCLE YOU THROUGH AND GET THE

在那裡與汙水和循環你通過，並得到了。

WATER OUT OF YOU LIKE YOU'RE ON DUNE.

水從你身上流出來，就像你在沙丘上。

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看看吧

JOHN OLIVER.

約翰・奧利弗：

WE'LL BE BACK WITH CHER, NOW THAT'S A GUEST!

我們會和雪兒一起回來的，現在是客人了！

>> THAT'S IT!

>> 就是這樣！

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