Name: 特朗普否認計劃在大選之夜宣佈過早的勝利｜今晚秀 (Trump Denies Plan to Declare Premature Victory on Election Night | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-11-03T18:11:29.000Z
Duration: 10 min 10 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

and the week that everyone wants to go away.

程度副詞

說真的，我們能不能跳過這個星期？

我的意思是，沒有人想要這個星期。

如果2020年是一個星期，這將是它。

Let's get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, we're almost there.

讓我們來看看新聞和笑話。好了，夥計們，我們快到了。

We made it to the night before the election.

Seriously, I haven't felt this stressed out

說真的，我從來沒有感到這麼大的壓力。

it's election eve, and everyone is nervous.

這是選舉前夕， 和每個人都緊張。

waiting for Vladimir Putin to come down the chimney.

等著弗拉基米爾-普京從煙囪裡下來。

[正常聲音] 嚴重的是，我覺得像

and I know the guy in front of me is going to throw up.

"Just brace yourself, man. Ohh! Come on."

"振作起來吧，夥計。哦，來吧。"

Yeah, that should get me through the night."

是啊，這應該能讓我度過這個夜晚。"

earlier today, I walked in on my stress doll squeezing himself.

今天早些時候，我走進了我的壓力娃娃擠壓自己。

A lot of people are -- across the country

are really stressed about tomorrow's election,

but I saw this commercial for something that can help.

但我看到這個廣告的東西，可以幫助。

Want to release the tension building inside of you?

Take your mind off your problems with the Fidgey Whatsy!

The Fidgey Whatsy is a new stress-relief toy

Fidgey Whatsy是一款新的緩解壓力的玩具。

你可以旋轉它。你可以擠壓它。

我們建造這些東西是為了承受更大的壓力

但別擔心... 這也是我們開始的原因。

for when you need to make the next two days go fast.

以備你需要在接下來的兩天裡快速發展的時候使用。

I saw heading into tomorrow that Trump leads

by 21 points among white voters without a college degree.

在沒有大學學歷的白人選民中，增加了21個百分點。

In other words Trump is leading with any voter

換句話說，特朗普在任何選民中都是領先的。

I saw that Biden leads Trump among black voters

我看到拜登在黑人選民中領先特朗普。

That was actually the score of yesterday's Chiefs/Jets game.

這其實是昨天酋長隊和噴氣機隊比賽的比分。

-But listen to this -- Trump has apparently told people

-但是聽著這個 -- 特朗普顯然已經告訴了人們

that he's going to declare victory tomorrow night

He's gonna declare victory if he's ahead or behind.

如果他領先或落後，他就會宣佈勝利。

"It's close in Casper, Wyoming? Release the balloons."

"懷俄明州的卡斯帕很近嗎？放出氣球。"

就像 "人與食物 "裡的那個人一樣。

You really want to see me eat the whole -- Come on."

你真的想看我吃下整個... ...來吧。"

At this point, the only thing Trump can declare

在這一點上，特朗普唯一能宣佈的就是

without anyone questioning him is bankruptcy.

he's planning on just declaring victory early.

I thought this was pretty much unheard of,

It turns out it's more common than you think.

事實證明，這比你想象的要常見。

Are you running for president in tightly contested race?

在激烈的競爭中，你要競選總統嗎？

Because not everyone can raise their polls.

因為不是每個人都能提高自己的民調。

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