DAVID: OK, let's do it.

好了，我們開始吧。

SHELLY: Yeah?

是嗎？

DAVID: Great.

太好了 Great.

SHELLY: Wow.

哇哦

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MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, what can I get you folks?

是的，你們要什麼？

SHELLY: I'll have a Corona.

我有一個科羅娜。

DAVID: I'll have a chocolate martini.

我要一杯巧克力馬提尼 I'll have a chocolate martini.

MALE SPEAKER: Okie-doke.

Okie -doke。

DAVID: Do you have sugar-free chocolate liqueur?

你有無糖巧克力利口酒嗎?

MALE SPEAKER: Um, I'll ask.

男聲：嗯，我'會問。

DAVID: If they have it, you know, use it.

如果他們有，你知道，就用它。

MALE SPEAKER: OK.

男發言人：好的。

DAVID: I'm just trying not to do carbs.

我只是想不做碳水化合物。

SHELLY: Why don't you just do me?

SHELLY：你為什麼不乾脆做我？

DAVID: Shelly.

謝利

Wow.

哇哦

Shelly, where are you from originally?

雪莉，你原來是哪裡人？

SHELLY: I grew up in Woodstock.

我是在伍德斯托克長大的。

DAVID: Oh, Woodstock, huh?

哦 伍德斯托克 是吧? Oh, Woodstock, huh?

The Woodstock Festival?

伍德斯托克音樂節？

SHELLY: Yeah.

SHELLY: Yeah.

DAVID: Jimi Hendrix, is that what it is?

Jimi Hendrix, is that what it is?

SHELLY: Yeah.

SHELLY: Yeah.

DAVID: What about Janis Joplin?

那Janis Joplin呢? What about Janis Joplin?

Joan Baez, The Who, Sha Na Na, is that--

瓊-貝茲，誰人樂隊，沙娜娜，是... ...

SHELLY: [LAUGHS]

SHELLY: [LAUGHS]

DAVID: Crosby, Stills & Nash.

Crosby, Stills & Nash.

Santana.

桑塔納

Richie Havens.

裡奇-哈文斯

Jefferson Airplane.

傑弗遜飛機。

The Credence Clearwater Revival, is that--

信仰清水復興，是... ...

SHELLY: Wow, you know a lot of bands.

哇，你知道很多樂隊。

DAVID: Ravi Shankar.

Ravi Shankar.

What--

什麼...

Sly and the Family Stone.

Sly和家庭石。

You know, when I was a kid, I always thought it was a mark

你知道嗎，當我還是個孩子的時候，我一直認為這是一個標誌。

of sophistication to have a full martini just hidden,

的複雜性，有一個完整的馬天尼只是隱藏。

like, right here in your breast pocket.

就像，就在這裡 在你的胸前口袋。

SHELLY: Yeah?

是嗎？

DAVID: And then you pull it out like, you know, you're

然後你把它拉出來，就像，你知道，你'。

just a real--

只是一個真正的 -

oh, god.

哦，上帝。

SHELLY: Oh!

SHELLY: Oh!

MALE SPEAKER: That's OK.

男聲：那'好的。

That's all right.

沒關係的。

I'll get you another one.

我再給你拿一個。

DAVID: I'm sorry.

我'對不起。

SHELLY: Don't you worry.

別擔心。

You look better wet.

你看起來更好的溼。

DAVID: Shelly, what is going on here?

Shelly, what is going on here?

SHELLY: David, I don't hang out with just anyone.

大衛，我不和任何人一起玩。

DAVID: I don't, either.

我也不知道。

SHELLY: I really felt something here and--

我真的感覺到這裡有什麼東西...

DAVID: Me too.

我也是 Me too.

SHELLY: I'm willing to give this a try.

我願意試一試。

Oh, my god!

哦，我的上帝！

DAVID: What's the matter?

What's the matter?

SHELLY: Don't look!

別看了!

It's Barney.

是巴尼

He's here.

他在這裡。

Don't look!

別看！

DAVID: Barney?

Barney?

SHELLY: Yes.

SHELLY：是的。

DAVID: What?

什麼?

Are you not on good terms with him?

你和他關係不好嗎？

SHELLY: Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

I was hoping I'd never see that lying anal rag again.

我希望我'再也看不到那個撒謊的肛門抹布了。

Don't look.

別看。

DAVID: Should we just go somewhere else?

我們是不是應該去別的地方? Should we just go somewhere else?

SHELLY: No.

SHELLY: No.

I'm not gonna let him control my life.

我不會讓他控制我的生活。

Let's just keep having a good time.

讓我們'繼續享受美好的時光。

So, David, where are you from originally?

那麼，大衛，你原來是哪裡人？

DAVID: Shaker Heights.

Shaker Heights.

But it's not what you think.

但它'不是你想的那樣。

My high school was half black.

我的高中有一半是黑人

SHELLY: Oh, god, he just saw me.

哦，天啊，他剛看到我。

DAVID: Do you want me to go beat him up?

你想讓我去揍他嗎? Do you want me to go beat him up?

SHELLY: No.

SHELLY: No.

I want to keep having a really good time and pretend like he

我想繼續玩得很開心，然後假裝他

hasn't affected me at all.

根本沒有影響我。

BARNEY: Shelly.

謝利

SHELLY: Hi.

嗨

BARNEY: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.

嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯。

SHELLY: Hello.

你好

BARNEY: Who's this balding doppelganger?

這個禿頂的二重身是誰？

DAVID: I think you're using that word incorrectly, but--

我想你用這個詞不對，但是... ...

SHELLY: His name's David.

他的名字叫大衛。

DAVID: Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你 Nice to meet you.

Where are you from originally?

你原本是哪裡人？

BARNEY: Baron Creek.

巴倫溪

You never heard of it.

你從來沒有聽說過它。

DAVID: Oh, so I guess I've never heard of the Baron Creek

哦，所以我想我從來沒有聽說過男爵溪的事。

Rodeo with Geldar the Baby Dog.

和小狗蓋爾達一起競技。

BARNEY: I stand corrected.

糾正了我的看法。

Touche.

感覺。

Well, I'll leave you two alone.

好吧，我就不打擾你們兩個了。

SHELLY: No, no.

不，不。

Barney, why don't you join us.

巴尼，你為什麼不加入我們。

We can be civilized adults.

我們可以做一個文明的成年人。

BARNEY: OK.

好的。

SHELLY: So how have you been?

你最近怎麼樣？

BARNEY: In repair mode.

處於維修模式。

My soul was wounded, but I march onward, never looking

我的靈魂受了傷，但我繼續前行，從不回頭。

back, only fighting for the future.

回，只為未來而戰。

SHELLY: That is so cool.

太酷了 That is so cool.

MALE SPEAKER: OK, there we go.

好了，我們走吧。

And I'm sorry, but they don't have any more of the

我很抱歉，但他們沒有任何更多的。

sugar-free liqueur.

無糖利口酒。

DAVID: Oh, that's OK.

哦，沒關係。

If you had it, I would have drank it.

如果你有，我一定會喝的。

But if you don't, you don't.

但是，如果你不這樣做，你就不'。

It's like, I just thought if you had it, then

這就像，我只是想，如果你有它，那麼。

I would drink it.

我會喝的。

But if you don't, you don't.

但是，如果你不這樣做，你就不'。

MALE SPEAKER: OK.

男發言人：好的。

And how is your Corona?

你的科羅娜怎麼樣？

SHELLY: Oh, it's yummy.

哦，它的美味。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

MALE SPEAKER: Sure.

男發言人：當然。

How's that feel?

感覺怎麼樣？

SHELLY: Ooh, it feels pretty amazing, actually.

哦，這感覺很奇妙，其實。

MALE SPEAKER: Feels good?

感覺好嗎？

SHELLY: Yeah.

SHELLY: Yeah.

MALE SPEAKER: Let me just--

讓我...

SHELLY: Ooh.

哦

BARNEY: I want to get a little bit of that.

巴尼：我想了解一下。

SHELLY: Ah.

謝利：啊。

BARNEY: Let me get a little some of that.

巴尼：讓我拿一點一些。

SHELLY: Mmm.

SHELLY：

OK, is this crazy or what?

好吧，這是瘋狂還是什麼？

I mean, I'm, like, being double-teamed.

我的意思是，我'，就像，被雙打。

DAVID: Yeah.

是啊 Yeah.

SHELLY: Right in front of you.

就在你面前。

God, this is so funny.

天啊，這太有趣了。

DAVID: It's really funny.

這真的很有趣。

BARNEY: What do you say we get out of here?

你說我們離開這裡怎麼樣？

SHELLY: Yes, let's.

是的，讓我們。

DAVID: Shelly, what the hell's going on?

Shelly, what the hell's going on?

SHELLY: Look, David, I cannot account for

聽著，大衛，我無法解釋...

affairs of the heart.

心事。

You know?

你知道嗎？

I mean, I really have feelings for both of these guys.

我是說，我對這兩個人真的有感覺。

Text me sometime when you're hanging out with a big group

有空給我發簡訊，當你和一大群人一起玩的時候。

and I'll try and stop by.

我會試著去看看的

OK, let's go.

好了，我們走吧。

BARNEY: Let's go.

我們走吧

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