Yeah.

是啊。

What?

什麼？

Yeah.

是啊。

Our convoluted story begins with the supervillain, Mister Sinister.

我們曲折的故事從超級大反派 "陰險先生 "開始。

With a name like that, you'd just be disappointed if he wasn't a supervillain in an attempt to destroy another supervillain Apocalypse.

這樣的名字，如果他不是一個試圖消滅另一個超級大反派天啟的超級大反派，你只會失望。

Sinister plan to create the ultimate mutant.

創造終極變種人的罪惡計劃。

So he decided Thio breed The X Men Scott Summers in Jean Gray.

所以他決定把 "X人 "斯科特-薩默斯培育成讓-格雷。

All right, weirdo.

好吧，怪人。

I mean, they're already in a relationship.

我是說，他們已經在談戀愛了。

Just one little problem.

只是一個小問題。

By the time sinister was ready, Jean was kind of dead.

等到陰險分子準備好的時候，讓已經算是死了。

No problem for Mr Sidney.

西德尼先生沒問題

He just clone Gene got the new her in bed with Cyclops and bam out Pop Nathan Summers.

他只是克隆了吉恩... ...讓新的她和獨眼巨人在床上... ...然後把老爹內森-薩默斯弄出來。

Marvel's ultimate baby.

漫威的終極寶貝。

Of course, we're talking about comic books here.

當然，我們這裡說的是漫畫書。

So Jean eventually came back to life After dumping the clone, Scott and Jean decided to raise Baby Nate together.

所以Jean最終還是復活了 甩掉克隆人後，Scott和Jean決定一起撫養Nate寶寶。

Hell names.

地獄名字。

They love happy endings.

他們喜歡快樂的結局。

Until Nate was kidnapped by, ironically, Apocalypse, Apocalypse infected Nate with the techno organic virus.

直到奈特被綁架，諷刺的是，天啟，天啟用科技有機病毒感染了奈特。

Ah, liquid metal that converts organic tissue into cold, unfeeling steel.

啊，液態金屬，將有機組織轉化為冰冷無情的鋼鐵。

It's basically cyborg herpes.

基本上是機械人皰疹。

And just like the real thing.

而且就像真的一樣。

There was no cure drove me until the lady from the future showed up.

沒有治療方法驅使我，直到未來的女士出現。

Long story short.

長話短說。

Scott and Jean allowed Nate to be taken 2000 years into the future in hopes of a cure.

斯科特和珍允許內特被帶到2000年的未來，希望能找到治療方法。

Unfortunately, there wasn't one, because the future world was ruled by, of course, Apocalypse.

可惜沒有，因為未來世界的統治者當然是天啟。

So now coordinates, get an incurable robot virus and is stranded in a post apocalyptic apocalypse future.

所以，現在的座標，得到了一個無法治癒的機器人病毒，並被困在一個後世界末日的未來。

What a rip of, Well, it's not all bad.

什麼是撕裂的，嗯，這不是所有的壞事。

As the techno organic virus took over Nathan's body, it enhanced his strength, speed and endurance.

當科技有機病毒接管了內森的身體，它增強了他的力量、速度和耐力。

Most notably, he gained a powerful metal arm in a cybernetic hi that can see in infrared track objects two miles away and fire lasers.

最值得一提的是，他獲得了一個強大的金屬手臂，在一個控制喜中，可以在紅外線中看到兩英里外的跟蹤物體，併發射脈衝光。

And if any part of his robo self is damaged, he can just put it back together lickety split.

如果他的機器人自我的任何部分被破壞了，他可以直接把它重新組裝起來，lickety split。

He's more than just a cyborg, though.

不過，他不僅僅是一個半機械人。

His training in the future turned him into an incredible hand hand combatant in tactical genius.

在未來的訓練中，他變成了一個戰術天才中不可思議的身手。

And like any good nineties comic book hero, he often comes toe fights, packing some totally awesome heat machine guns, laser guns, a doo hickey thinking controlled dinosaurs.

就像任何好的九十年代漫畫英雄一樣，他經常來腳趾打架，包裝一些完全令人敬畏的熱機槍，激光槍，一個duo hickey思維控制的恐龍。

What more would you need?

你還需要什麼？

He became a gritty savior of the future, where everyone knew him by one name.

他成了未來的粗獷救世主，在那裡大家都知道他的一個名字。

Cable man.

電報員

The future sounds awesome.

未來聽起來很厲害。

Well, that's pretty accurate, actually.

嗯，這是相當準確的，其實。

Where is we need to finish up our time machine.

我們需要在哪裡完成我們的時間機器。

Like right now.

就像現在。

I mean, it's my time machine, but agreed.

我的意思是，這是我的時間機器，但同意。

Come back in a few days as we cover cables.

幾天後再來，我們將報道電纜。

Opponent, Booster goal, Though for us, it may be just two minutes.

對手，布球，雖然對我們來說，可能只有兩分鐘。

I'm gonna get a sports almanac and rule the world.

我要去買一本體育年鑑，統治世界。