It's another episode of how to with pear and orange more in that lineup.

這又是一集如何與梨和橘子多在那個陣容中。

Take it again.

再拿一次。

OK, It's another episode of how to with pair a way with me today.

好了，今天又是一集如何與我搭配的方法。

Have no idea.

不知道。

It's another episode of how to with pair.

這又是一集如何與對。

Oh, I think we got it.

哦，我想我們得到了它。

I said my name, right?

我說了我的名字，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊。

At this point, I don't even care.

在這一點上，我根本不在乎。

We're moving on.

我們要繼續前進。

Who?

誰？

I was just good enough.

我只是足夠好。

Yeah, this week.

是的，這個星期。

Philippe wants to know how to get ready for school.

菲利普想知道如何為上學做準備。

Felipe, you came to the right place for school advice because we got lots of class.

菲利佩，你來找學校諮詢是對的，因為我們有很多課。

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow.

哇哦

All right, Step one for getting ready for school in the morning.

好了，早上準備上學的第一步。

Put your alarm clock on the other side of your room.

把你的鬧鐘放在房間的另一邊。

That way, you have to get out of bed to turn it off.

這樣一來，你就得下床去關掉它。

It also helps if your alarm is loud and annoying.

如果你的報警器聲音很大，很煩人，也會有幫助。

Sounding true.

聽起來很真實。

Hey, that's a good live clock sound.

嘿，這是一個很好的現場時鐘的聲音。

I can't argue with that.

這點我無法反駁。

That's another winner.

這是另一個贏家。

Yeah, Yeah, we get it.

是啊，是啊，我們得到它。

Orange.

橙色。

That's a good one too.

這也是個好辦法。

E was not suggesting an alarm noise.

E並不是建議發出警報聲。

I was not suggesting an alarm noise was not suggesting an alarm noise.

我不是建議發出警報聲不是建議發出警報聲。

Stop.

停止。

I will for now.

我現在就去。

Step to multitask.

步進行多任務。

You could get ready for school way faster by doing little things at the same time using mouthwash while you do your hair or sign both shoes at the same time.

你可以在做頭髮的時候同時用漱口水做小動作，或者同時在兩隻鞋子上簽字，這樣可以更快地做好上學的準備。

Dude, that's basically impossible.

夥計，這基本上是不可能的。

Wow, I wouldn't know because I don't have hands.

哇，我不知道，因為我沒有手。

Get three.

獲取三個。

Be sure to eat breakfast.

一定要吃早餐。

It's the most important meal of the day.

這是一天中最重要的一餐。

And don't forget to multitask.

不要忘記多任務。

Brush your teeth and eat breakfast at the same time by eating toothpaste, dude, No.

刷牙和吃早餐同時吃牙膏，哥們，不。

Or eat breakfast in the shower.

或者在浴室裡吃早餐。

Sons of time.

時間之子。

You really think that's good advice?

你真的認為這是個好建議？

Dude?

老兄？

Why God I always eat sake.

為什麼上帝我總是吃清酒。

What?

什麼？

Full side?

全邊？

Love them.

愛他們。

You know how to save even more.

你知道如何節省更多。

Die.

死。

How?

怎麼說？

Invent a machine that does all your morning tasks.

發明一臺機器，可以完成你早上所有的任務。

That one.

那一個。

I got it.

我知道了

Okay, that does not look safe.

好吧，這看起來並不安全。

One of the heck is there TNT at the end of it.

其中一個赫赫有名的就是最後的TNT。

That's their That's their catapult.

那是他們的，那是他們的彈射器。

You the school?

你是學校的人？

Super fast.

超級快。

That way you don't have to take the super slow school, but see Oh, uh, okay, well, I'm glad that TNT wasn't to blow the video.

這樣你就不用走超慢校了，但看哦，嗯，好吧，好吧，我很高興TNT不是來吹視頻的。

Of course not that P and G is there to blow the video up.

當然不是說P和G是去炸視頻的。

What?

什麼？

Oh, hoodie who?

哦，連帽衫是誰？

Pretty dudes.

帥哥。

Time for another.

時間再來一次。

How do with there in 18?

如何與那裡在18？

Oh, if this is on the A, that's right.

哦，如果這是在A區，那就對了。

Because today we're showing you how Thio Ace a test.

因為今天我們要向大家展示的是如何Thio Ace一個測試。

Nice.

很好啊

This couldn't come at a better time.

這是再好不過的時機了。

I could really use a good test score because you want to raise your G p a.

我真的可以用一個好的考試成績，因為你想提高你的G p a。

Now.

現在就去

Now I get to the refrigerator door and I need a good test to cover it up before my mom sees.

現在，我到了冰箱門前，我需要好好測試一下，在媽媽看到之前，把冰箱門蓋上。

How'd you dent the fridge?

你怎麼把冰箱弄凹了？

Were you trying to get inside it or something?

你是想進入它的內部還是什麼？

Yeah, I guess I was really trying to be cool.

是啊，我想我是真的想變得很酷。

Well, orange.

嗯，橙色。

You'll be happy to know that the steps for a sing a test are easy as pie.

你會很高興地知道，唱一唱考試的步驟很簡單，就像餡餅一樣。

Are you laughing?

你在笑嗎？

Why did you draw a wavy table orange?

你為什麼要畫一個波浪形的表橙？

That's not a table.

這不是一張桌子。

It's pie.

是派。

I don't know why that pie looks like a table, but can we get back on topic?

我不知道為什麼那個派看起來像一張桌子，但我們可以回到主題嗎？

Pair were supposed to be talking about a math test, not weird shaped desserts.

對方應該是在談論數學考試，而不是形狀怪異的甜點。

Well, apparently, orange still needs to tackle step one ahead of his math test.

好吧，顯然，橙子還需要在數學考試前解決第一步的問題。

Study that way.

這樣學習。

Sorry, orange, but there are no shortcuts for retaining valuable information.

對不起，橙子，但沒有任何捷徑可以保留有價值的資訊。

So grab a book check.

所以加快腳步查書。

Find a quiet place.

找個安靜的地方。

Fun, which and in just the information copy that could use him.

趣，這和在剛剛的資料副本，可以用他。

Stop orange.

停止橙色。

You're supposed to read the book, not ate it.

你應該看書，而不是吃書。

Well, how am I supposed to know that?

那我怎麼知道呢？

I'm running headlong into refrigerators?

我一頭扎進冰箱裡？

We got pies that look like wavy tables.

我們得到的餡餅看起來像波浪形的桌子。

And this is what doesn't make sense.

這就是沒有意義的地方。

Let's just move on.

我們還是繼續前進吧。

Step to get plenty of sleep.

步，以獲得充足的睡眠。

That way, you'll be well rested.

這樣一來，你就會得到充分的休息。

By the time the test rolls around.

到了考試的時候。

I didn't hear I got plenty of sleep.

我沒聽說我睡得很好啊。

How'd I do on the test?

我考得怎麼樣？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Wait.

等一下

Orange.

橙色。

Did you sleep through the test?

考試的時候你睡了嗎？

Sure it did.

當然，它做到了。

Just like you told me.

就像你告訴我的那樣

Dio.

Dio.

Look, you still have a few minutes to finish.

你看，你還有幾分鐘的時間來完成。

Just remember, Step three.

只要記住，第三步。

Don't get distracted.

不要分心。

By what?

通過什麼？

By anything.

由任何東西。

So don't get distracted by that butterfly.

所以不要被那隻蝴蝶分心。

Know that pie that looks like a table?

知道那個看起來像桌子的餡餅嗎？

No.

不知道

Wow.

哇哦

It really does.

確實如此。

Or what about that table that looks like a pie?

或者那張像餡餅一樣的桌子呢？

Do not get distracted by anything.

不要為任何事情分心。

Even this conversation which took up a bunch of valuable time.

就連這次佔用了一堆寶貴時間的談話也是如此。

Time's up.

時間到了

Pass your tests in, man.

通過你的測試，男人。

Time's up because it's on a Step Four, huh?

時間到了，因為它在第四步，嗯？

Orange?

橙子？

There is no step four.

沒有第四步。

That was your only shot.

那是你唯一的機會

Silly pair.

愚蠢的一對。

Of course there's a step for by a red marker.

當然，還有一個步驟為由紅筆。

A marker?

一個標誌物？

Why would you kill my hair?

你為什麼要殺我的頭髮？

Don't be so testy.

不要這麼暴躁。

Oh, hey, How to you dio I'm orange and this is Paris underwear.

哦，嘿，你怎麼迪奧我是橙色的，這是巴黎的內衣。

And today I promise we've got a super exciting episode of Mountain already for you guys.

而今天我保證我們已經為你們準備了一集超級精彩的《山》。

Hey, get that outta here!

嘿，把它拿出來！

Yes, we sure dio this week.

是的，我們這周肯定是要去的。

Everyone wants to know how to be smart.

每個人都想知道如何變得聰明。

Yeah, man, that's not exciting.

是啊，夥計，這並不令人興奮。

This one sounds boring.

這個聽起來很無聊。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You couldn't be more wrong.

你錯得不能再錯了。

Orange.

橙色。

Nothing is more exciting than accruing knowledge and orange.

沒有什麼比積累知識和橙子更讓人興奮。

Are you asleep?

你睡著了嗎？

A nightmare that we were doing.

一個噩夢，我們在做。

An episode of how to be smart.

一集《如何做個聰明人》。

Dude, we are doing that episode.

夥計，我們正在做那一集。

No, I'm still in it.

不，我還在裡面。

That's still a That isn't funny.

這仍然是一個 這並不好笑。

This is gonna be an awesome episode.

這將是一個可怕的情節。

All right, Step one for becoming smart.

好了，變聰明的第一步。

Read books.

讀書。

He's already worse than I imagine.

他已經比我想象的還要糟糕了。

Would you please stop?

請你停下來好嗎？

I have a question that's wonderful questions or what drives academic discovery.

我有一個問題，精彩的問題或者說是學術發現的動力。

Alright, Go ahead.

好吧，去吧。

Orange.

橙色。

Is there a way that TNT could help me get smart No, because I really like TNT.

有沒有辦法讓TNT幫我變聰明呢？ 沒有，因為我很喜歡TNT。

We know orange.

我們知道橙色。

We know.

我們知道。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

She okay?

她還好嗎？

Step to go to school and orange.

步去學校和橙。

I'm fastidiously.

我是快速地。

You're obviously not.

你顯然不是。

If you want me to wake up, you're gonna have to turn on my alarm clock.

如果你想讓我醒來，你就得打開我的鬧鐘。

That is obviously just TNT.

這顯然只是TNT。

Dude, I want my t and D pair.

夥計，我想要我的T和D對。

I want my TNT.

我想要我的TNT。

Well, you can't have it.

好吧，你不能擁有它。

All right, Step three.

好了，第三步。

Make sure the mathematical concepts you learn make sense.

確保你學習的數學概念有意義。

I can't do it.

我做不到

I'm sorry, pair, but it has to happen.

對不起，對子，但它必鬚髮生。

Math must go.

數學必須走。

George, don't you do it.

喬治，你不要這樣做。

Do not blow up math.

不要把數學吹得天花亂墜。

I'm gonna blow up Math.

我要去炸掉數學。

Math is important.

數學很重要。

Math is boring.

數學很無聊。

Don't come closer.

不要靠近。

I'll do it.

我會做的

Map could be fun.

地圖可以很有趣。

Okay, listen.

好吧，聽著。

Listen.

名單：

If I have three sticks of TNT and you have two sticks of TNT how many sticks of TNT do we have it all?

如果我有三根TNT，你有兩根TNT，我們一共有多少根TNT？

Oh, well, Hey, this is fun.

哦，好吧，嘿，這很有趣。

Say it again.

再說一遍。

Say it again.

再說一遍。

OK, but what about the Got my no fat.

好吧，但怎麼樣得到了我的沒有脂肪。

What was that math problem again?

那道數學題又是什麼？

Orange.

橙色。

The abuse there.

那裡的虐待。

I've never been excited about before.

我以前從來沒有興奮過。

Give me with a toughie.

給我一個強硬的東西。

Orange.

橙色。

What up?

怎麼了？

Fruit lovers orange.

水果愛好者橘子。

Here with my best friend in the world.

和我最好的朋友在一起

Not true.

不對

And we've got an absolutely fantastic video for you today.

而我們今天為你準備了一個絕對精彩的視頻。

Okay?

好嗎？

That part is true today.

這一部分今天是真的。

Origin.

起源：

I are going to show you how to make friend.

我將告訴你如何交朋友。

Great question.

好問題。

I am sell the right person to answer it.

我是賣力回答的人。

I got so many friends, I can't even count all of them on my fingers.

我有這麼多朋友，我甚至無法用手指頭數清所有的人。

Do you have zero fingers?

你沒有手指嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Yeah, get one for making friends Do funny stuff at all times.

是啊，得到一個交朋友 做有趣的東西在任何時候。

Like yet?

喜歡嗎？

Yeah s everything and making alarm clock noises with your mouth.

是的，一切，並使 鬧鐘的聲音與你的嘴。

George George, why would you think making alarm clock noises would help you make friends?

喬治喬治，你為什麼會認為發出鬧鐘的聲音可以幫助你交到朋友？

Well, if someone isn't my friend, they obviously need toe Wake up toe have bloody I am folks, please ignore oranges.

好吧，如果有人不是我的朋友，他們顯然需要腳趾醒來有血腥的我是鄉親們，請忽略橙子。

Terrible advice.

可怕的建議。

Making friends isn't about being funny.

交朋友不是為了搞笑

Of course not.

當然不是。

It's about being loud.

就是要大聲點。

Thio folks, if you want to make friends, most important thing is to have confidence in yourself.

鄉親們，如果你想交朋友，最重要的是要對自己有信心。

Actually, yeah, orange is a great example of being who you are, even if who he is is incredibly annoying.

其實，是的，橘子是一個很好的例子，做自己的人，即使他的身份是非常討厭的。

Hey, I'm not annoying.

嘿，我不煩人。

I'm okay.

我很好

Another important thing to remember when making friends is that they probably wanna be your friend too, so don't be intimidated.

交朋友的時候還有一個重要的事情要記住，他們可能也想成為你的朋友，所以不要被嚇到。

That's right.

是的

Don't let yourself be intimidated.

不要讓自己被嚇到。

Intimidate them into being your friend.

恐嚇他們成為你的朋友。

Please, folks just ignore everything coming out of oranges mouth.

請大家不要理會橙子嘴裡說出來的一切。

Can't ignore what comes out of my mouth next.

不能忽視接下來我嘴裡的內容。

So Oh, moving on some good places to meet new friends, Air school, the playground or your neighborhood.

所以哦，繼續前進一些認識新朋友的好地方，空中學校，操場或你的鄰居。

Sports teams are also a great way to meet new people and make friends.

運動隊也是認識新朋友和交朋友的好方法。

I just joined the baseball team, actually.

我剛剛加入了棒球隊，其實。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Well, that's great.

嗯，這是偉大的。

What position will you play?

你要打什麼位置？

They didn't say.

他們沒有說。

Hey, my phone is a ball.

嘿，我的手機是個球。

You guys.

你們這些傢伙

Oh, you okay, dude?

哦，你沒事吧，夥計？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Making friends is harder than I expected.

交朋友比我想象的要難。

Hey, man, great job out there.

嘿，夥計，偉大的工作在那裡。

It was really cool.

這真的很酷。

You got hit in the face with that bat.

你被那根球棒打中了臉。

Oh, hey, Thanks, Orange.

哦，嘿，謝謝你，橙子。

I think he might have just made a friend.

我想他可能剛交了一個朋友。

Really?

真的嗎？

You think so?

你覺得呢？

Yeah.

是啊。

No, let me try something just to be sure.

不，讓我試一試，以確保。

E don't think he's my friend.

我不認為他是我的朋友。

Words.

字。

A simple wow.

一個簡單的哇。

I just got to say I am so excited for today's episode.

我只想說，我對今天的節目很興奮。

I don't know exactly what it's all about, but orange tells me it's school related.