I'm Orange.

我是橙子。

- And I'm Pear.

- 而我是梨。

Today, we're showing you

今天，我們將向您展示

"How to become President of the United States!"

"如何成為美國總統！"

- [Orange] Finally, an episode I can use

- [橙]終於，一個我可以使用的情節

in my everyday life.

在我的日常生活中。

I wanna be President so bad.

我太想當總統了

It's my dream.

這是我的夢想。

- You sure about that?

- 你確定嗎？

'Cause I recall your life dream yesterday

因為我想起了你昨天的人生夢想

was to fart the alphabet.

是放屁的字母表。

- And I achieved that dream, Pear.

- 而我實現了這個夢想，梨子。

Now, it's time for a new challenge,

現在，是時候迎接新的挑戰了。

bring out the babies.

帶出嬰兒。

- What?

- 什麼？

(kissing)

（親吻）

- This is what politicians do, right?

- 這就是政客的工作吧？

They kiss babies.

他們親吻嬰兒。

(baby crying)

（嬰兒哭）

- Oops wrong end

- 錯了

(laughs).

（笑）。

- Ew, well, I've got some bad news for you,

- Ew，好吧，我有一些壞消息要告訴你。

it's very hard to become President.

要當上總統是很難的。

First, you have to meet the requirements.

首先，你要符合要求。

- Ah, man, there's requirements?

- 啊，老兄，還有要求？

I bet you have to be at least this tall, right?

我敢打賭，你至少得有這麼高吧？

- Well, not necessarily, no.

- 嗯，不一定，沒有。

- Oh, I bet you definitely can't be spherical, right?

- 哦，我敢打賭，你絕對不可能是球形的，對吧？

- Well, no, you can be any shape under the sun.

- 嗯，不，你可以是任何形狀的太陽下。

- But you have to be human, right?

- 但你必須是人，對吧？

- Well, actually it doesn't say anything about that either.

- 嗯，其實它也沒說什麼。

- Oh wait, so you're telling me, I can be president?

- 哦，等等，所以你是說，我可以當總統？

- Well--

- 嗯...

- I accept, thank you, thank you!

- 我接受，謝謝你，謝謝你!

Bring those babies back over here.

把這些寶貝帶回來

(kissing)

（親吻）

- [Pear] Dude, would you stop kissing babies

- 老兄，你能不能別再親嬰兒了？

and listen to me?

聽我說？

You're not president yet,

你還不是總統

there's still a long, long way to go.

還有很長很長的路要走。

Next, you have to decide on your platform.

接下來，你必須決定你的平臺。

- [Orange] My platform?

- [橙色]我的平臺？

Well, I usually go with the kitchen counter.

好吧，我通常會選擇廚房的櫃檯。

- [Pear] No, I mean, what issues do you believe in?

- 不，我是說，你相信什麼問題？

What do you stand for?

你代表的是什麼？

- [Orange] I don't stand for anything,

- [橙色]我不代表任何東西。

I don't have legs.

我沒有腿

(laughs)

（笑）

- But surely there's something you feel strongly about.

- 但肯定有你強烈的感覺。

- Well, there is one thing, I'm against dancing hippos.

- 嗯，有一點，我反對跳舞的河馬。

(baby crying)

（嬰兒哭）

- [Orange] Ah, was that a dancing hippo?

- 啊，那是一隻跳舞的河馬嗎？

- [Pear] That was another baby, dude.

- 那是另一個孩子，夥計。

I know you're scared of dancing hippos,

我知道你害怕跳舞的河馬。

but you got yourself completely psyched out right now.

但你現在完全被迷惑了。

- [Orange] What was that, what was that?!

- [橙子]那是什麼，那是什麼！？

- [Pear] Your own shadow, Orange,

- 你自己的影子，橙子

this behavior is hardly presidential.

這種行為很難說是總統的行為。

- I disagree, I too, am against dancing hippos.

- 我不同意，我也反對跳舞的河馬。

- As am I.

- 我也是

- Me too.

- 我也是

- [Orange] Well hold on, you guys are anti-dancing hippos?

- 橘子】好吧，等等，你們是反舞河馬？

- Sure, we're pro-hippo, but we're sick

- 當然，我們是支持希波的，但我們已經厭倦了

and tired of dancing all the time.

並厭倦了一直跳舞。

- We're so relieved to have a candidate

- 有了候選人，我們就放心了

that finally sees the world we do.

終於看到了我們所看到的世界。

- We'll vote for you and we'd love to help.

- 我們會投給你，我們很樂意幫助你。

- Wow, well orange,

- 哇，好橙。

it looks like you've moved on to step three, the campaign.

看來你已經進入第三步了，競選。

This is where you get people excited to vote for you.

這就是你讓人們興奮地為你投票的地方。

- No dancing hippos!

- 沒有跳舞的河馬！

(crowd cheers)

（人群歡呼）

And, no more Mondays.

還有，沒有星期一了。

(crowd cheering)

（人群歡呼）

Oh, and no more waiting for dessert,

哦，再也不用等著吃甜點了。

from now on everyone gets to eat dessert first.

從現在開始，每個人都可以先吃甜點。

Also, Wednesdays are gone too,

另外，週三也沒了。

nobody really likes them and we're getting rid of them.

沒有人真正喜歡他們，我們正在擺脫他們。

And we're gonna make balloons easier to inflate,

而且我們要讓氣球更容易充氣。

why don't they come pre-stretched, you know?

為什麼他們不來 預拉伸，你知道嗎？

- Okay, seems like you mobilized your constituents

- 好吧，看來你動員了你的選民們

pretty nicely.

蠻好的。

- Mobujized my who, huh?

- 把我的誰弄成這樣，嗯？

Did I win, am I president?

我贏了嗎，我是總統嗎？

- Congrats, Orange, you've been elected

- 恭喜你，橙子，你當選了！

President of the United States.

美國總統。

(gasping)

（喘氣）

- Now remember, it's a very difficult job and not at all--

- 現在記住，這是一個非常困難的工作，而不是在所有 -

- I'm president, let's party!

- 我是總統，讓我們開個派對吧!

- I'm so excited.

- 我太興奮了。

- Me too.

- 我也是

- I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it,

- 我知道我不應該，但我忍不住。

I'm so happy, I just gotta dance.

我太高興了，我只想跳舞。

- [All] Yeah!

- [全部]耶！

- Huh, no!

- 咦，不！

(screams).

（尖叫聲）：

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)