Name: Fahim Anwar的父母希望他能上《賣日落》--Coco團隊直播：Moses Storm和朋友們。 (Fahim Anwar's Parents Want Him To Be On "Selling Sunset" – Team Coco LIVE: Moses Storm And Friends)
Uploaded: 2020-11-01T18:29:59.000Z
Duration: 12 min 17 s

you know him from his comedy central special.

你知道他從他的喜劇中心特別節目。

He's got a sketch special with comedy central,

他和喜劇中心有一個小品特別節目。

Please welcome the very funny, Fahim Anwar.

請歡迎非常有趣的法希姆-安瓦爾。

What new forms of revenue Yeah let's talk about

有什麼新的收入形式 是的，我們來談談

Hey, how do we survive in this COVID world,

嘿，我們如何在這個COVID的世界裡生存。

I don't know, it seems like you kind of knew

我不知道，好像你已經知道了。

Yeah kind of, like, I think of you as a comedian too.

是啊，就像，我把你當成一個喜劇演員了。

這就像站立是我們的主要果醬。

And then we have these other outlets, like, all right,

然後我們有這些其他的管道， 像，所有的權利。

我會在Instagram上做一件愚蠢的事情。

or I'll do a tweet, and once the stage is gone,

或者我做一個微博，一旦舞臺上的人走了。

I guess you just kind of lean in on what's still available.

我想你只是有點靠在還能用的東西上。

Yeah, because the stage, I think it's still kind of works

是的，因為舞臺，我認為它仍然是一種工作原理。

if you're a one-liner guy, but I think you and I,

如果你是一個單行線的傢伙，但我認為你和我。

我的意思是，你是在一個更高的水準。

很多東西，就像在你的身體裡。

Totally, and it's a conversation with the audience.

完全可以，而且是和觀眾對話。

So it's like, if they're really liking something,

所以，這就像，如果他們真的喜歡的東西。

that informs, you go, oh, let me milk this.

告知，你去，哦，讓我奶這個。

So it's the song and dance with an audience

所以，當你把觀眾剝離出來的時候。

and that's tough for a standup live performer.

而這對於一個站立的現場表演者來說是很難的。

where you just play your three minutes song,

在那裡，你只是玩你的三分鐘的歌曲。

when you get beyond like out of your head

you're essentially asking the audience for permission

你本質上是在徵求觀眾的同意。

我的雞巴，我的雞巴很爛。(法希姆同意)

是啊，所以你已經看到了我的新東西？

我有一個小時的時間，就要出來了。

We were about to tape, it was gonna be called

我們正要錄影，它是要去被稱為

And we had like MSG, and we had that rent out,

我們有像味精，我們有，租出去。

而這也是我現在的一大口頭禪。

And then you had the merch already printed out.

然後你已經把商品打印出來了。

Yeah, I had so many boxes of my Dick sucks

是啊，我有那麼多盒我的雞巴爛貨

And it's not gonna make sense when things open up.

等到事情打開了，也就說不通了。

And my Dick is getting better. My dick is soft

我的老二也越來越好了。我的老二軟了

我的小弟弟和這件襯衫一樣軟。

不是的，這是一種虛假的說法。

It's completely healed since the accident.

自從事故發生後，它已經完全痊癒了。

我的意思是，有一些非常悲傷的選擇。

I got asked to do it, but I think I was in Denver

我被邀請去做這件事，但我想我是在丹佛。

for that week or whatever, but I hear it's great.

那個星期或什麼的，但我聽說它的偉大。

Oh yeah, you were in a COVID's fake protest in Denver.

哦，對了，你在丹佛參加了COVID的假抗議活動。

No, I did some charity gig. I did some like charity gig

不，我做了一些慈善演出。我做了一些像慈善演出

I swear to God it's like I was doing stand up

我向上帝發誓，這就像我在做站立。

Insane, all the hell gigs are things that were

瘋了，所有的地獄演出都是事情是

Like yeah absolutely, airport hangar, who books that?

是的，絕對的，機場機庫，誰會去訂？

You know, the best thing for comedy is like in a basement,

你知道，最好的喜劇是像在地下室。

This was a hangar, like the voice just evaporates.

這是一個機庫，像聲音就這樣蒸發了。

They're sitting so far away from each other,

So that's the thing about standup comedy and yesteryear,

所以，這就是單口相聲和昔日的事情。

to shovel food and drinks into people's mouths.

把食物和飲料塞進人們的嘴裡。

Like we were there to keep them in their seats long enough

就像我們在那裡讓他們在座位上坐得夠久一樣

to pull up a dump truck and put it in their mouth.

拉起一輛翻斗車，把它放在他們的嘴裡。

你為什麼要做45到一個小時的材料？

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