Name: 謝謝你的留言。票箱，萬聖節滿月 (Thank You Notes: Ballot Boxes, Halloween Full Moon)
Uploaded: 2020-10-31T18:25:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 14 s

-James, can I get some thank you note writing music, please?

-詹姆斯，能給我一些寫感謝信的音樂嗎？

Thank you, ballot boxes, for looking like regular mailboxes

謝謝你，投票箱，讓你看起來像個普通的郵箱

Thank you, pumpkin carving set, for being the least used thing

謝謝你，南瓜雕刻組，是最不常用的東西。

in my utensil drawer, right next to my bluetooth

在我的餐具抽屜裡，就在我的藍牙旁邊。

Thank you, Harley-Davidson, making an electric bike

謝謝你，哈雷戴維森，讓一輛電動自行車。

for being the most surprising product release since

John Deer's line of eco-friendly, organic eye cream.

Thank you, new Budlight Peppermint Patty Hard Seltzer,

謝謝你，新的百德光薄荷帕蒂硬蘇打水。

for being a good option for people who are tired of

把李斯特林放在他們的蘇打水流中。

Thank you, quails, for being pigeons that do

謝謝你，鵪鶉，因為你是鴿子，做

Thank you, axe murderers, for being the only type

謝謝你，斧頭殺手，因為你是唯一的類型。

傑克在這裡是一個斧頭殺手。對啊

-Sorry, folks, it just has to happen, you know.

-抱歉，夥計們，這事必須要發生，你知道的。

我到了這裡，我會讀我的笑話。

And I'll just, I want to give you the best

And that's why, I had added this last one.

這也是為什麼，我曾加了最後這一條。

Because we were only going to do, was it nine?

因為我們只打算做，是九個嗎？

You're the best crew ever. And the best band ever.

你們是有史以來最好的團隊也是有史以來最好的樂隊

Those are our thank you notes right there.

這些是我們的感謝信，就在那裡。

呃，夥計們，下週，是選舉日。

but hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are already

Now, the lines are long, some people are waiting for hours.

現在，排隊時間很長，有些人要等上幾個小時。

And we wanted to thank voters by doing something fun.

我們想通過做一些有趣的事情來感謝選民。

So, earlier today, our buddies over at Williamsburg Pizza,

所以，今天早些時候，我們的朋友 在威廉斯堡比薩。

and we handed out slices to people in line.

Also, everyone got a "Tonight Show" "I Voted" sticker.

另外，每個人都有一個 "今夜秀""我投票 "的貼紙。

Because you got to get the sticker, right?

yeah, but we thought we'd do one better and give everyone

是的，但我們認為我們會做一個更好的，並給大家

a "Tonight Show" "I'm Voting" sticker, so they can wear that

"今夜秀 "的 "我在投票 "貼紙，所以他們可以戴著那個

while they wait and then swap the stickers out.

在他們等待的時候，再把貼紙換掉。

Yeah, anyways, let's check out how it went.

是啊，不管怎麼說，讓我們來看看它是如何進行的。

-♪ Mesmerizing, state of the art caffeine ♪

-迷人的，最先進的咖啡因的狀態

♪ Over your head like Omni-verse screen ♪

♪ I'm not the average savage that curse queens ♪

♪ I'm something from his worst dreams ♪

♪ Grat'll hold planet by purse strings MC's are earthlings ♪

Grat'll hold planet by purse strings MC's are earthlings

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