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Wow.

哇哦

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Very autumnal.

很有秋意。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

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Thank you, ballot boxes, for looking like regular mailboxes

謝謝你，投票箱，讓你看起來像個普通的郵箱

that got buff during quarantine.

在檢疫期間被buff的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

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Thank you, pumpkin carving set, for being the least used thing

謝謝你，南瓜雕刻組，是最不常用的東西。

in my utensil drawer, right next to my bluetooth

在我的餐具抽屜裡，就在我的藍牙旁邊。

meat thermometer. [ Laughter ]

肉溫計。[笑聲]

I promised I was going to use that one.

我答應過要用那個的。

Hmm.

嗯。

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Thank you, Harley-Davidson, making an electric bike

謝謝你，哈雷戴維森，讓一輛電動自行車。

for being the most surprising product release since

以表彰其成為自

John Deer's line of eco-friendly, organic eye cream.

John Deer的環保有機眼霜系列。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

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Thank you, new Budlight Peppermint Patty Hard Seltzer,

謝謝你，新的百德光薄荷帕蒂硬蘇打水。

for being a good option for people who are tired of

的人來說是一個不錯的選擇。

putting Listerine in their soda stream.

把李斯特林放在他們的蘇打水流中。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Oh, maybe I'll --

哦，也許我會...

Don't knock it, all right?

不要敲它，好嗎？

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Thank you, quails, for being pigeons that do

謝謝你，鵪鶉，因為你是鴿子，做

makeup tutorials on YouTube.

在YouTube上的化妝教程。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

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Thank you, axe murderers, for being the only type

謝謝你，斧頭殺手，因為你是唯一的類型。

of murderer that needs a specialization.

的殺人犯，需要專門。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Jake here is an axe murderer. Yeah.

傑克在這裡是一個斧頭殺手。對啊

Kyle's more of a knife murderer.

凱爾更多的是用刀殺人。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He's one of those gun murderers.

他是那些槍支殺手中的一個。

We are down to our last one. -Aww.

我們只剩下最後一個了-啊

-Sorry, folks, it just has to happen, you know.

-抱歉，夥計們，這事必須要發生，你知道的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[Southern accent ] You know, what?

[南方口音] 你知道，什麼？

I'll get here and I'll read my jokes.

我到了這裡，我會讀我的笑話。

And I'll just, I want to give you the best

而我只是，我想給你最好的。

thank you notes I possibly can.

謝謝你的筆記，我可能可以。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And that's why, I had added this last one.

這也是為什麼，我曾加了最後這一條。

Because we were only going to do, was it nine?

因為我們只打算做，是九個嗎？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But no, for you, especially.

但不，對你來說，尤其是。

Because you're the best audience ever.

因為你們是最棒的觀眾

You're the best crew ever. And the best band ever.

你們是有史以來最好的團隊也是有史以來最好的樂隊

One more thank you note!

再來一張感謝信!

Here we go. Here we go.

我們走吧我們走吧

[ Drum roll ]

[鼓聲]

[ Drum roll stops ]

[鼓聲停止]

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Thank you, full moon on Halloween,

謝謝你，萬聖節的滿月。

for being definitely not a bad omen

因為絕對不是壞兆頭

in the scariest year of our lives.

在我們生命中最可怕的一年。

There you have it, everyone.

各位，這就是了。

Those are our thank you notes right there.

這些是我們的感謝信，就在那裡。

I appreciate it.

我很感激你

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Uh, guys, next week, is election day,

呃，夥計們，下週，是選舉日。

but hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are already

但數十萬紐約人已經

voting early this week.

本週提前投票。

Now, the lines are long, some people are waiting for hours.

現在，排隊時間很長，有些人要等上幾個小時。

And we wanted to thank voters by doing something fun.

我們想通過做一些有趣的事情來感謝選民。

So, earlier today, our buddies over at Williamsburg Pizza,

所以，今天早些時候，我們的朋友 在威廉斯堡比薩。

and we handed out slices to people in line.

我們給排隊的人發了片子。

Also, everyone got a "Tonight Show" "I Voted" sticker.

另外，每個人都有一個 "今夜秀""我投票 "的貼紙。

Because you got to get the sticker, right?

因為你得拿到貼紙，對吧？

yeah, but we thought we'd do one better and give everyone

是的，但我們認為我們會做一個更好的，並給大家

a "Tonight Show" "I'm Voting" sticker, so they can wear that

"今夜秀 "的 "我在投票 "貼紙，所以他們可以戴著那個

while they wait and then swap the stickers out.

在他們等待的時候，再把貼紙換掉。

Yeah, anyways, let's check out how it went.

是啊，不管怎麼說，讓我們來看看它是如何進行的。

More "Tonight Show" after the break.

更多的 "今夜秀 "後休息。

-♪ Mesmerizing, state of the art caffeine ♪

-迷人的，最先進的咖啡因的狀態

♪ Over your head like Omni-verse screen ♪

在你的頭上，像Omni -verse螢幕

♪ I'm not the average savage that curse queens ♪

我不是一般的野蠻人 詛咒皇后

♪ I'm something from his worst dreams ♪

我從他最糟糕的夢想的東西

♪ First we handling first things ♪

首先，我們處理的第一件事

♪ I'm subsurface unseen ♪

我是subsurface unseen的

♪ Grat'll hold planet by purse strings MC's are earthlings ♪

Grat'll hold planet by purse strings MC's are earthlings

♪ Not built to hurt things ♪

* Not built to hurt things *

♪ Speaking the words of weaklings ♪

說話的弱者的話

♪ Check it out ♪

檢查出來