(CHOIR SINGING)

Excuse me. I'm looking for the funfair.

That way?

Okay. That way. That way. Thank you.

That way?

He said to go that way. Go that way?

Thank you. Thank you.

That way? No, that way? That way?

Okay, thank you.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

(BABY CRYING)

(BABY CRIES AGAIN)

(BABY CRYING)

(CAR HORN BLARING)

Maniac!

(GROANS)

(GRUMBLING)

(STAMMERING) Excuse me, Officer.

-Typical. -(LAUGHING)

(RIDERS SCREAMING)

(CRYING)

(SQUEAKING)

(DOG BARKING)

(SQUEAKING)

Stay there.

MAN: Get off! WOMAN: Oh, my God! Help!

-(DOG SNARLING) -MAN: Get off me!

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Excuse me.

(STAMMERING)

Excuse me. Hello! Hello!

Follow that car.

(BABY CRYING)

(SQUEAKING)

Hey, Don, cut the juice.

(SIREN APPROACHING)

Just watch it.

(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)

(COIN RATTLING)

(COINS RATTLING)

-Don't look! Don't look down! -Shh.

I feel so sick!

WOMAN 2: Can we go again?

(EXCLAIMS)

Oi!

(CLATTERING)

(GRUMBLING)

(COINS FLOWING)

What the hell do you think you were doing?

We've been waiting for half an hour!

Thank you.

(SNIFFING)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

(EXCLAIMING)

(INHALES)

Stand back. Stand back.

Careful. Keep away. Move away.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(GAGGING)

Don't move.

Thanks.

GIRL: My teddy!

(SCREAMING)

(BABY CRYING)

(TOY SQUEAKING)

(DOG BARKING)

(SQUEAKING)

(SHUSHING)

(MR BEAN WHISTLING)

Good dog.

(SQUEAKING)

(DOG BARKING)

(DOG GROWLING)

Thank you.

Ta-da!

(GRUMBLING) Oh...

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Everyone's ready. Eyes down. The first one is on white.

And it's five and seven, 57.

Green, seven and four, 74.

White, five and seven, 57.

Yellow, one and seven, 17.

Red, lucky number, number seven.

-(SWISHING WATER) -Green, seven and two, 72.

Blue, three and two, 32.

And blue, three and five, 35.

Blue, three and seven, 37.

White, 6-0. White, 60.

Yellow, two and five, 25.

White, five and four, 54.

Green, seven and one, 71.

Yellow, two and three, 23.

Green, any way around, 69.

(GULPS)

Bingo!

(BABY CRYING)

(SHUSHING)

(BLUBBERING)

(HUMMING)

Please. Please, stop crying.

Thank you.

Look, look, look.

Look.

Ta-da!

(BABY CHUCKLING)

It's just gone! The pram, it just went!

Oh! It's my baby!

(EXCLAIMING IN RELIEF)

(SIGHS)

(SQUEAKING)

-(SQUEAKS) -(BARKS)

(CHOIR SINGING)