You probably heard about it.

你可能聽說過。

We're doing our show from a crime scene.

我們的節目是在犯罪現場做的。

Last night, O Brien kicked off his show with some pretty shocking news.

昨晚，奧布萊恩在節目開始時說了一些令人震驚的消息。

Conan O'Brien says his makeshift set was burglarized.

柯南-奧布萊恩說他的臨時佈景被盜了。

Conan O'Brien reveals that his set was robbed.

柯南-奧布萊恩透露，他的片場被搶了。

How bizarre.

多麼詭異。

I'm guessing that's an inside job.

我猜這是內鬼乾的。

Somehow.

不知為何。

Can't believe this was all over the news today.

不敢相信今天的新聞裡都是這個。

Yes, yesterday somebody broke in here, took two laptops, and it's a national story.

是的，昨天有人闖入這裡，拿走了兩臺筆記本電腦，這可是全國性的新聞。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Oh, they took two laptops.

哦，他們拿了兩臺筆記本電腦。

Uh, they took some of our broadcasting equipment, and they took, which called the class late.

呃，他們把我們的一些廣播設備， 他們把，這叫班級遲到。

The claps, the slate.

掌聲，板磚。

They took the slate.

他們拿著板磚。

How did this happen?

怎麼會這樣？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Um, Jason Chillemi, Of course.

嗯，傑森-奇勒米，當然。

Our field producer.

我們的現場製作人。

I'm sure you've been all over this.

我相信你一直都在關注這個問題。

Do you know where they broke in?

你知道他們從哪裡闖進來的嗎？

We don't You don't know which door they got in through because it doesn't really matter.

你不知道他們從哪扇門進來的，因為這並不重要。

These doors air like tissue paper.

這些門的空氣就像紙巾一樣。

Um, many times I have not been able to get into this theater, and I've just slightly leaned against one of the locked doors and it just pushes over.

嗯，很多次我都沒能進入這個影院，我只是稍微靠著其中一扇鎖著的門，它就會推過來。

No, I love it.

不，我喜歡它。

Do me a favor.

對我有利

Which do you mind?

你介意哪個？

Jason, can you list all the other late night shows that have been broken into and had their equipment stolen?

傑森，你能列出所有其他深夜節目被闖入並被偷的設備嗎？

Please give me the list and I'll wait here because it'll probably take a while.

請把名單給我，我在這裡等，因為可能需要一段時間。

Nothing were the Onley show.

沒有什麼是Onley的節目。

We're trying to do a good thing tryingto broadcast from a theater in a time of, ah, great national plague.

我們是想做一件好事... ...在一個全國性的瘟疫時期從劇院進行廣播。

And these robbers bust into this place and steal our stuff, man.

這些強盜闖進這個地方，偷我們的東西，夥計。

And what do you make of it?

那你怎麼看？

Well, Flanagan, who owns the theater, told me that there was reports that later that day there were two people attempting to sell laptops down the street to an outdoor cafe, walking around, saying, You wanna buy a laptop?

嗯，劇院的老闆弗拉納根告訴我，有報道稱，當天晚些時候，有兩個人試圖在街邊的一家戶外咖啡館出售筆記本電腦，走來走去，說，你想買筆記本電腦嗎？

Wait a minute.

等一下

So the people that stole the stuff from our theater, one would think are down the street.

所以從我們劇院偷東西的人，人們會認為就在街上。

Just walked a few blocks down to a cafe hours later, trying to sell our stuff to a cafe here in West Hollywood.

就在幾個小時後走到了一家咖啡館，想把我們的東西賣給西好萊塢這裡的一家咖啡館。

No takers.

沒有人参加。

Yeah, our laptops or too shitty.

是啊，我們的筆記本還是太爛了。

Oh, Chillemi.

哦，奇勒米。

What have we done to make sure that this never happens again?

我們做了什麼來確保這種情況不再發生？

We put better locks on the doors.

我們在門上裝了更好的鎖。

Better locks.

更好的鎖。

You mean we put locks on the doors.

你是說我們把門鎖上了。

There's now locks on the doors now locks on the doors.

現在門上有鎖，現在門上有鎖。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Better locks.

更好的鎖。

Meaning we now lock the doors.

意思是我們現在要鎖門。

We're doing what we can.

我們正在做我們能做的。

And I think this is a terrible crime.

我認為這是一個可怕的罪行。

Maybe I might be going on a limb.

也許我可能是走了彎路。

The worst crime of the 20th or 21st century.

20世紀或21世紀最嚴重的犯罪。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

And the fact that we're able to soldier on that I'm actually able to get up and drive here and sit in this seat and not really do a lot.

而事實上，我們能夠兵來將擋，我居然能夠站起來，在這裡開車，坐在這個位置上，並沒有真正做很多事情。

It's really something under this strain.

這株下真的是有些東西。

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't know how I'm doing it.

我不知道自己是怎麼做到的。

I don't know how you're doing it either.

我也不知道你是怎麼做到的。

Andy, I don't know how I managed to sit here and do relatively nothing behind this desk in the face of this crisis.

安迪，我不知道我是怎麼做到坐在這裡的 在這個辦公桌後面面對這個危機的時候什麼都不做。

I think we both deserve medals of freedom.

我覺得我們倆都應該獲得自由勳章。

You steal from us from us.

你偷我們的東西，偷我們的東西。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

No.

不知道

We should both get medals of freedom, and we'll keep them here at the Largo Theater and they'll be stolen immediately.

我們倆都應該得到自由勳章，我們會把它們放在拉戈劇院這裡，它們會馬上被偷走。

Then you can look for anyone in West Hollywood.

那你可以在西好萊塢找人。