I'M THE STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

THE 2020 ELECTION IS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY.

2020年大選還有不到兩週的時間。

I'M SO EXCITED THAT I'M NOT GETTING ANY OF THE SLEEP I

我很興奮，我沒有得到任何的睡眠，我。

NORMALLY DON'T GET.

通常不會得到。

TOMORROW IS THE SECOND AND FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, FOR WHICH

明天是第二場也是最後一場總統辯論，為啥？

WE WILL BE LIVE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE.

我們會直播，女士們，先生們，就在那裡。

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHICH TERRIBLE GROUP TRUMP WON'T

請收看，看看特朗普不喜歡哪個可怕的集團。

CONDEMN THIS TIME.

譴責這個時候。

( AS TRUMP ) "PEOPLE WHO DON'T TOSS IN FOR

(如特朗普) "不投錢的人"。

PIZZA BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT ANY BUT THEN HAVE A

因為他們說他們不想要任何比薩餅，但然後有一個。

SLICE WHEN IT COMES, STAND BACK AND STAND BY.

當它來的時候，站在後面，站在旁邊。

GUYS WHO HOVER RIGHT BEHIND YOU IN LINE WHEN USING THE URINAL,

那些在上廁所時在你身後晃動的傢伙。

AWAIT MY ORDERS.

等待我的訂單。

NEO-NAZIS, AS YOU WERE."

新納粹分子，因為你是。"

EVERY FOUR YEARS, AROUND THIS TIME OF THE ELECTION, PEOPLE

每隔四年，每到這個選舉的時候，人們就會

START TO WORRY ABOUT AN OCTOBER SURPRISE.

開始擔心十月的驚喜。

TODAY, WE GOT MORE THAN AN OCTOBER SURPRISED.

今天，我們得到了更多的10月驚喜。

WE GOT OCTOBER APPALLED, COURTESY OF TRUMP'S PERSONAL

我們得到了OCTOBER APPALED, COURTESY OF TRUMP'S PERSONAL.

LAWYER AND MAN WHO HAS TO CONSTANTLY GNAW ON TREE TRUNKS

律師和必須不斷在樹幹上啃樹的人。

TO KEEP HIS TEETH FROM GROWING THROUGH HIS BOTTOM LIP, RUDY

為了防止他的牙齒從他的下嘴脣長出來，RUDY

GIULIANI.

GIULIANI：

GIULIANI APPEARS IN THE NEW BORAT MOVIE, STARRING SASCHA

GIULIANI出現在新的BORAT電影中，由SASCHA主演。

BARON COHEN, WHO WILL BE MY GUEST ON "THE LATE SHOW" ON

科恩男爵，誰將是我在 "晚間秀 "上的嘉賓？

MONDAY.

MONDAY.

AND IT TURNS OUT WE MIGHT HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, BECAUSE TODAY

而事實證明，我們可能有很多事情要談，因為今天...

WE LEARNED THAT, THANKS TO HIDDEN CAMERAS, IN THE MOVIE, WE

我們知道，由於電影中隱藏的攝影機，我們...

SEE GIULIANI REACHING INTO HIS TROUSERS AND APPARENTLY TOUCHING

看到 GIULIANI 伸手進他的褲子裡，似乎在摸他的褲子。

HIS GENITALS WHILE RECLINING ON A BED IN THE PRESENCE OF THE

躺在床上的時候，他的生殖器，在他的面前。

ACTOR PLAYING BORAT'S DAUGHTER.

演員扮演Borat的女兒。

JEFFREY TOOBIN.

JEFFREY TOOBIN.

IT'S OVER ALREADY.

它已經結束了。

DON'T WORRY, THE TEENAGE DAUGHTER WAS ACTUALLY AN ACTRESS

別擔心，十幾歲的女兒實際上是一個演員。

WHO'S 24.

WHO'S 24。

AND YOU CAN STILL WATCH WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE RUDY'S TOOTIE

你還可以不用看魯迪的襪子就能看

BECAUSE THE SCENE IS QUICKLY INTERRUPTED BY BORAT, WHO RUNS

因為場景很快就被Borat打斷了，他跑了。

IN AND SAYS, "SHE'S 15.

在和說，"她是15。

SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU."

她對你來說太老了。"

NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN THE MORAL AUTHORITY IN A SITUATION

當一種情況下的道德權威從來都不是一個好兆頭。

COMES FROM A GUY WHO ONCE HANDED A WOMAN A BAG OF HIS OWN POOP.

來自一個曾經給過一個女人一袋自己的大便的人。

EVEN BEFORE COCKTAILS IN THE BEDROOM, RUDY ACTED LIKE A REAL

即使是在臥室裡的雞尾酒之前，魯迪表現得像一個真正的

JERK-OFF.

JERK -OFF。

DURING THE INTERVIEW WITH THE DAUGHTER GIULIANI DRINKS SCOTCH,

在與女兒吉利安尼的採訪中，喝了蘇格蘭威士忌。

COUGHS, FAILS TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE, AND AGREES, AT LEAST

咳嗽，未能社交距離，並同意，至少是。

IN THEORY TO EAT A BAT WITH HIS INTERVIEWER.

在理論上與他的採訪者吃蝙蝠。

REALLY, RUDY?

真的嗎，魯迪？

EAT A BAT?

EAT A BAT？

WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?

那會是什麼樣子呢？

YEAH, OKAY.

是的，好的。

NOW, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GREAT, BUT RUDY SAYS HE HAS A PERFECTLY

現在，這看起來不是很好，但RUDY說他有一個完美的。

INNOCENT EXPLANATION.

無辜的解釋。

>> I HAD TO TAKE OFF THE ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT.

>> 我不得不脫掉電子設備。

AND WHEN THE ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT CAME OFF, SOME OF IT

而當電子設備關閉時，其中的一些設備

WAS IN THE BACK, AND MY SHIRT GOT A LITTLE OUT, CAME A LITTLE

在後面，和我的襯衫得到了一個小的出來，來了一點。

OUT.

出。

ALTHOUGH, MY CLOTHES WERE ENTIRELY ON.

儘管我的衣服已經穿好了。

I LEAN BACK, AND I TUCK MY SHIRT IN, AND AT THAT POINT, AT THAT

我向後一靠，把襯衫塞進去，在那個點上，在那個點上。

POINT, THEY HAVE THIS PICTURE THEY TAKE, WHICH LOOKS DOCTORED.

點，他們有這個圖片 他們採取，這看起來博士。

BUT IN ANY EVENT, I'M TUCKING MY SHIRT IN.

但在任何情況下，我都會把我的襯衫塞進去。

I ASSURE YOU THAT'S ALL I WAS DOING.

我向你保證，我只是在做。

>> Stephen: OKAY, I WOULD BUY THAT, BUT I WATCHED THE FOOTAGE.

>> 史蒂芬：好吧，我願意買，但我看了錄像。

WHY DID YOU GO INTO A BEDROOM AT THE SUGGESTION OF A YOUNG

你為什麼在一個年輕人的建議下進了臥室？

WOMAN TO HAVE COCKTAILS TO TAKE OFF A MIC.

女人要有雞尾巴才能摘下麥克風。

I TAKE OFF A MIC EVERY NIGHT.

我每晚都會拿掉麥克風

NEVER ONCE HAVE I RECLINED ON A KING-SIZED BED AND LAUNCHED A

我從來沒有躺在一張特大號的床上，併發起了一個。

FACT-FINDING MISSION TO MY OWN GROIN.

對我自己的腹股溝進行事實調查。

ANYWAY, WE CAN'T SHOW YOU THE FOOT ANNUAL TONIGHT, BUT HE'S

無論如何，我們不能告訴你的腳年度今晚，但他的。

HERE MONDAY AND WE'LL SHOW IT THEN.

週一在這裡，我們將展示它的時候。

GREAT, SASCHA, NO HOLDS BARRED.

很好，SASCHA，無拘無束。

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD.

我甚至不知道那是什麼意思， 但它聽起來不錯。

NOW, NO TELLING YET WHAT EFFECT IF ANY, THIS FOOTAGE WILL HAVE

現在，還不知道這段錄像會產生什麼影響。

ON THE ELECTION.

關於選舉：

SO FAR, THE POLLS IN SOME OF THE SWING STATES ARE TIGHTENING--

到目前為止，在一些搖擺州的民意調查 趨於緊張... ...

ALONG WITH MY SPHINCTER-- ESPECIALLY PENNSYLVANIA, WHERE

和我的刺蝟一起，特別是賓夕法尼亞州，在那裡

THE LATEST POLLS HAVE BIDEN UP ANYWHERE FROM 10% TO ONLY 2%.

最新的民調從10%上升到只有2%。

COME ON, PENNSYLVANIA!

來吧，賓夕法尼亞州！

YOU DON'T NEED TRUMP!

你不需要特朗普！

YOU ALREADY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD ORANGE MONSTER.

你已經有了一個完美的好橘子怪獸。

THINGS ARE SO TIGHT RIGHT NOW, THAT IN THE LAST 24 HOURS,

事情是如此緊張，現在，在過去的24小時，

PENNSYLVANIA HAS GOTTEN VISITS FROM BOTH DONALD TRUMP AND

賓夕法尼亞州迎來了唐納德-特朗普和

BARACK OBAMA.

巴拉克・奧巴馬。

IT'S HOPE AND CHANGE VERSUS GROPE AND STRANGE.

這就是希望和變化與成長和變化。

LAST NIGHT, TRUMP HELD ONE OF HIS OUTDOOR SHOUT 'N SPRAYS IN

昨晚，特朗普在戶外舉行了他的一次戶外吶喊活動。

ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA.

ERIE，賓夕法尼亞州。

BUT HE MADE IT CLEAR HE WASN'T THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

但他說得很清楚，他對此並不滿意。

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> 你知道嗎？

FOUR, FIVE MONTHS AGO WHEN WE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING,

四，五個月前，當我們開始這整個事情。

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THE PLAGUE CAME IN, I HAD IT MADE.

因為，你知道，在瘟疫來臨之前，我就把它做好了。

I WASN'T COMING TO ERIE!

我不會去伊利的！

I MEAN, I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS COMING.

我的意思是，我必須是誠實的， 有沒有辦法，我是來了。

>> Stephen: AH, YES, NOTHING MAKES PEOPLE FEEL MORE VALUED

>> Stephen: 啊，是的，沒有什麼能讓人們感到更有價值。

LIKE HEARING, "I'M ONLY SPENDING TIME WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THE

就像聽到，"我只和你在一起的時間，因為有了你。

PLAGUE, WHICH, OTHERWISE, I WOULD AVOID YOU LIKE."

PLAGUE，其中，其他情況下，我會避免你喜歡。"

TRUMP DID EVENTUALLY PIVOT FROM COMPLAINING ABOUT PENNSYLVANIA

特朗普確實從抱怨賓夕法尼亞州轉向了。

TO COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS OPPONENT.

抱怨他的對手。

>> IF YOU WANT DEPRESSION, DOOM AND DESPAIR, VOTE FOR SLEEPY JOE

>> 如果你想要沮喪、厄運和絕望，請投給《貪睡的喬》。

BIDEN.

BIDEN：

AND BOREDOM!

和無聊！

BECAUSE IF YOU HAD SLEEPY JOE, NOBODY'S GONNA BE INTERESTED IN

因為如果你有了 "懶惰的喬"，就不會有人對他感興趣了。

POLITICS ANYMORE.

政治不再是。

THAT'S GONNA BE THE END OF THAT.

這將是結束了。

>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!

>> Stephen:哦，我的上帝，這聽起來很神奇！

HERE'S JUST A PREVIEW OF WHAT WE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT IF

這裡只是一個預覽，我們會談論什麼，如果。

POLITICS WAS BORING AGAIN: YESTERDAY, ONE OF MY WRITERS

政治又開始無聊了：昨天，我的一個作家。

PITCHED A STORY ABOUT A POPULAR INTERNET VIDEO FEATURING A VERY

PITCHED一個關於一個流行的網絡視頻的故事，其中有一個非常的視頻。

LONG DOOR HANDLE.

肺通過手柄。

LOOK AT HOW LONG IT IS!

看看它有多長！

IT FITS THREE HANDS!

它適合三隻手!

YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME JOKES ABOUT THAT?

你想聽一些關於這個的笑話嗎？

SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DOORKNOB JOKES BECAUSE I HAVE TO

對不起，我們沒有時間在門口開玩笑，因為我必須要

TALK ABOUT A PRESIDENT WHO'S AS DUMB AS ONE.

談談一個和一個人一樣愚蠢的總統。

TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER BIDEN BY PLAYING AN ATTACK AD FOR THE

特朗普還追隨比登，為《華盛頓郵報》播放攻擊性廣告。

CROWD.

人群：

HERE'S HOW HE SET IT UP: >> TONIGHT, I WANT TO DO

他是如何設置的： 今晚，我想做的

SOMETHING-- I WANT TO GIVE YOU-- THIS IS AN ORIGINAL DONALD TRUMP

一些東西 -- 我想給你 -- 這是一個原始的唐納德-特朗普。

BROADWAY PLAY.

百老匯播放。

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CLIP.

看看這個剪輯。

>> Stephen: YES, AN ORIGINAL DONALD TRUMP BROADWAY PLAY:

>> 史蒂芬：是的，一個原創的唐納德-特朗普的百老匯劇。

"THE BOOK OF MORON."

"白痴之書"。

ALSO, IT'S WORTH POINTING OUT TRUMP SAYS HE'S PRESENTING A

另外，值得指出的是，特朗普說他提出了一個。

BROADWAY PLAY, AND THEN PLAYS A COMMERCIAL.

百老匯演出，然後播放廣告。

( AS TRUMP ) "I LOVE BROADWAY.

（作為特魯姆普）"我愛百老匯。

MY FAVORITE SHOW TUNE IS 'WE HAVE THE MEATS.'

我最喜歡的節目曲調是 "我們有肉"。

ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY BECAUSE AT THE END, THEY DO HAVE THE

總是讓我哭，因為在最後，他們確實有了。

MEATS."

肉。"

BUT DESPITE THE TIGHT RACE IN P.A., TRUMP'S DOWN IN THE POLLS

儘管巴塞羅那的競選非常激烈，但特朗普在民調中的支持率卻下降了。

NEARLY EVERYWHERE AND NEEDS TO GET HIS MESSAGE OUT.

幾乎無處不在，需要得到他的消息了。

YESTERDAY, HE HAD A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH LESLEY

今天，他有一個和萊斯利談話的好機會。

STAHL OF "60 MINUTES."

"60分鐘 "的STAHL。

BUT, EVIDENTLY, SHE ASKED HIM TOUGH QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS

但是，很明顯，她問了他一些關於他的棘手問題。

HANDLING OF THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC, THE SIZE OF THE CROWDS

處理冠狀病毒大流行，人群的規模。

AT HIS RALLIES, AND HIS DISPUTES WITH ANTHONY FAUCI.

在他的集會上，以及他與安東尼-福西的爭論。

BECAUSE AFTER 45 MINUTES, HE ABRUPTLY ENDED THE INTERVIEW.

因為在45分鐘後，他突然結束了採訪。

WELL, NO SURPRISE THERE.

好了，沒有驚喜在那裡。

TRUMP ALWAYS FINISHES BEFORE THE WOMAN.

川普總是比女人先完成。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> WHAM-BAM, THANK YOU SLAM!

>> Stephen: NOT SATISFIED WITH JUST STORMING OFF, TRUMP

>> Stephen:特朗普不滿足於僅僅是暴走，而是

THREATENED TO BEAT "60 MINUTES" TO THE PUNCH BY RELEASING HIS

威脅要擊敗 "60分鐘 "的一拳，發佈他的。

OWN FOOTAGE, TWEETING: "I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU

自己的鏡頭，微博。"我很高興地通知你，

THAT, FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY IN REPORTING, I AM CONSIDERING

為了報告的準確性，我考慮：

POSTING MY INTERVIEW WITH LESLEY STAHL OF '60 MINUTES,' PRIOR TO

發佈我的採訪與LESLEY STAHL的 "60分鐘 "之前，

AIRTIME!" THIS WILL BE DONE SO THAT

AIRTIME！"這將是這樣做

EVERYBODY CAN GET A GLIMPSE OF WHAT A FAKE AND BIASED

每個人都可以看到什麼是虛假和偏見的一瞥。

INTERVIEW IS ALL ABOUT."

採訪是所有關於。"

OH, NO!

哦，不！

MR. PRESIDENT!

先生。主席！

ON BEHALF OF CBS, PLEASE DON'T POST A TEASER TRAILER FOR THIS

在CBS的名義，請不要發佈一個TEASER預告片，這。

SUNDAY'S EPISODE OF "60 MINUTES."

週日的 "60分鐘 "節目。

7:30 PM EASTERN, 6:30 CENTRAL, ONLY CBS.

晚上7點30分東部，6點30分中部，只有CBS。

I HEAR HE WALKS OUT.

我聽說他離開了。

SHOULD BE PRETTY EXCITING.

應該是很刺激的。

NOW, AFTER FLEEING THE INTERVIEW, TRUMP HAD A TOWN HALL

現在，在逃離採訪後，特朗普舉行了一個市政廳。

WHERE HE CONTINUED TO STEW ABOUT "60 MINUTES" AND FAUCI.

在那裡，他繼續糾結於 "60分鐘 "和FUCI，

>> I GET ALONG WITH HIM FINE, BUT HE'S MADE MISTAKES.

>> 我和他相處得很好，但他犯了錯誤。

AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN HE SAID HE-- HE REALLY IS STOPPED FROM GOING

而且，你知道，當他說他 -- 他真的是阻止從去。

ON TELEVISION.

在電視上。

THEN YOU SEE HIM DO "60 MINUTES," NOT ONE OF THE

然後你看到他做的 "60分鐘"，不之一的。

GREATEST SHOWS IN THE WORLD.

世界上最棒的表演。

>> Stephen: OKAY, WORD OF ADVICE: IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED

>> 史蒂芬：好的，給你個建議。如果你迫切需要

THE SENIOR VOTE, MAYBE DON'T GO AFTER "60 MINUTES."

老年人的投票，也許不走後 "60分鐘"。

( AS TRUMP ) "60 MINUTES IS A SHOW FOR

( 作為特魯姆普 ) "60 MINUTES是給人看的節目。

LOSERS, MATLOCK IS A CRAPPY LAWYER, AND LET'S FACE IT, NANA,

失敗者，馬特洛克是個蹩腳的律師，讓我們面對現實吧，娜娜。

YOUR GRANDKIDS ARE STUPID AND UGLY."

你的孫子是愚蠢和醜陋的。"

SO TRUMP SAYS AND DOES DUMB THINGS.

所以特朗普說的和做的都是蠢事。

BUT WE SHOULD NEVER LET HIS STUPIDITY OVERSHADOW THAT HE'S

但我們決不能讓他的愚蠢掩蓋了他的身份。

ALSO A HEARTLESS MONSTER WHO MUST BE DRIVEN FROM OFFICE AND

也是一個無情的怪獸，必須被趕出辦公室，並。

EVENTUALLY DRAGGED IN MANACLES BEFORE THE HAGUE.

在HAGUE之前，被拖進了馬納克利斯。

BECAUSE OF ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS HE AND HIS ADMINISTRATION

因為他和他的政府做了那麼多可怕的事情... ...

HAVE DONE, PERHAPS THE HORRIBLE-IST IS THEIR FAMILY

做了什麼，也許那個可怕的藝術家就是他們的家人。

SEPARATION POLICY ON THE BORDER.

邊界上的隔離政策：

AND WE GOT SOME CHILLING NEWS YESTERDAY IN A COURT

而我們今天在法庭上得到了一些令人毛骨悚然的消息。

FILING.

檔案：

YOU SEE, LAST YEAR, A FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERED THE GOVERNMENT TO

你看，去年，聯邦法官命令政府...。

REUNITE PARENTS AND CHILDREN THAT HAD BEEN SEPARATED BY THE

使因《公約》而分離的父母和子女團聚；

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

特朗普政府：

AND, WELL, THE APPOINTED LAWYERS JUST CAME BACK TO HIM AND

而且，好了，任命的律師剛剛回來給他，並。

EXPLAINED THE PARENTS OF 545 CHILDREN SEPARATED AT THE U.S.

解釋545名兒童的父母在美國離散的原因。

BORDER STILL CAN'T BE FOUND.

邊界仍然無法找到。

WE HAVE TWO WEEKS TO DECIDE WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY THIS IS GOING

我們有兩個星期的時間來決定這將是一個什麼樣的國家。

TO BE.

要：

EITHER THIS INHUMANE BEHAVIOR IS GOING TO BE PUNISHED BY THE

無論這種不人道的行為是否會受到上帝的懲罰。

VOTERS, OR JUST CHANGE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO READ, "GIVE

投票者，或者乾脆把《自由法》改成 "給予"。

ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, AND HALF A MILLION IN UNMARKED BILLS

我，你的疲憊，你的貧窮，和50萬的未標記的賬單。

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE KIDS AGAIN."

"如果你想再見到孩子們的話"

THINK ABOUT THE SHEER NUMBER HERE-- 545 KIDS.

想想這個龐大的數字 -- 545個孩子。

THAT'S NOT A CHILD ON A MILK CARTON.

這不是一個孩子在一個牛奶盒。

THAT'S THE WHOLE DAIRY AISLE.

這就是整個乳品貨架。

AND YET, THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T MADE UP THEIR MINDS.

但是，還有人沒有下定決心。

THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM!

還有人要投他的票!

AND I KNOW THAT PEOPLE VOTE ON A LOT OF DIFFERENT ISSUES.

我知道人們在很多不同的問題上都投了票。

BUT NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT THESE CHILDREN WERE STOLEN FROM THEIR

但現在我們知道這些孩子是被人從自己的身邊偷走的。

PARENTS AND CANNOT BE RETURNED DUE TO THINGS IN OF THE

家長和不能返回的東西，由於東西在

ADMINISTRATION, THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU'RE VOTING ON.

行政，那是你要投票的事情之一。

YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DON'T KNOW.

你不能說你不知道。

NOW, I DON'T BELIEVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE EVIL.

現在，我不相信美國人民是邪惡的。

MAYBE 545 KIDS IS TOO MANY TO WRAP OUR HEADS AROUND.

也許545個孩子太多，讓我們頭疼不已。

THAT'S EIGHT SCHOOL BUSSES FULL OF CHILDREN.

那是八輛滿載兒童的校車。

OR MAYBE WE FEEL TOO GUILTY TO UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF THAT

或者是我們覺得太過內疚，無法理解其中的魔力。

CRIME AND OUR RESPONSIBILITY.

犯罪和我們的責任：

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A REASON YOU NEVER SEE THIS EPISODE OF

你知道，這就是你永遠不會看到這一集的原因嗎？

"LASSIE."

"LASSIE"

( DOG BARKS ) >> WHAT'S THAT, GIRL?

( 狗叫 ) >> 那是什麼，女孩？

TIMMY FELL DOWN A WELL?

TIMMY落井下石？

AND SO DID 544 OTHER CHILDREN?

544個其他孩子也是如此？

WHAT?

什麼？

THEY WERE PUSHED IN THERE BY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT?

他們是被司法部推進去的？

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS?

你為什麼要告訴我這個？

NOW I'M SAD AND COMPLICIT IN THE CRIMES OF MY GOVERNMENT!

現在我對我的政府的罪行感到難過和複雜！

BAD DOG!" >> Stephen: AND TEARING THESE

壞狗！">> 史蒂芬：和撕裂這些

CHILDREN AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS WASN'T SOME BUREAUCRATIC

兒童離開父母不是什麼官僚主義的問題。

OVERSIGHT.

疏忽大意。

IT WAS THE PLAN.

這是計劃。

CRUELTY WAS THE PLAN.

殘忍的是計劃。

ACCORDING TO A RECENT DRAFT REPORT BY THE JUSTICE

根據司法機構最近的一份報告草稿。

DEPARTMENT'S OWN INSPECTOR GENERAL, A TOP CULPRIT WAS THEN-

部門自己的督察長，一個主要的罪魁禍首是當時的-----。

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS, WHO REPORTEDLY TOLD PROSECUTORS

總檢察長JEFF SESSIONS，據說他告訴檢察官：

AT THE BORDER, "WE NEED TO TAKE AWAY CHILDREN."

在邊境，"我們需要帶走孩子。"

WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE GET FOR CHOOSING ATTORNEY GENERAL

好吧，這就是我們選擇律師事務所的結果

RUMPELSTILTSKIN.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN.

ANOTHER GUY COMING OUT OF THIS NOT SMELLING LIKE A ROSEN IS

另一個人出來的這不聞起來像一個ROSEN是

FORMER DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MAN ASKING IF YOU'D LIKE TO

前副總檢察長和問你是否願意的人

SEE HIS EROTIC STAMP COLLECTION, ROD ROSENSTEIN.

請看他的色情郵票收藏，ROD ROSENSTEIN。

WHEN PROSECUTORS ON THE BORDER RESISTED THIS POLICY, ROSENSTEIN

當邊境上的檢察官抵制這一政策時，羅森斯坦：

TOLD THEM TO SEPARATE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS, NO MATTER

告訴他們要把孩子和父母分開，不管是什麼。

HOW YOUNG.

如何年輕。

A LITTLE ADVICE: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU

一個小建議：如果你說什麼並不重要。

FOLLOW IT WITH "NO MATTER HOW YOUNG," IT'S GOING TO SOUND BAD.

跟著 "不管多年輕，"它的聲音會很糟糕。

"I'LL HAVE THE VEAL.

"我將會有VEAL，

NO MATTER HOW YOUNG."

不管多年輕。"

"RUDY WILL MEET YOUR DAUGHTER IN THE BEDROOM.

"RUDY會在臥室裡見到你的女兒。

NO MATTER HOW YOUNG."

不管多年輕。"

13 DAYS.

13天。

GO VOTE.

去投票。

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目，今晚。

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS HERE.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN在這裡。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。