YOU TO BE A GAMBLING MAN BUT IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A BET ON TRUMP

你是一個賭博的人，但如果你不得不把賭注放在特朗普身上。

OR BIDEN, WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR MONEY?

或者比登，你把錢放在哪裡？

>> WELL, I WANT TO SAY BIDEN.

>> 好吧，我想說比登。

>> YEAH, OKAY, IAN, IAN?

>> 是啊，好吧，IAN，IAN？

>> ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN?

>> 你是一個賭博的人嗎？

I DON'T THINK ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN.

我不認為你是一個賭博的人。

>> I'M A RAMBLING MAN.

>> 我是個愛說愛笑的人。

>> ARE YOU A RAMBLING PAN BUT NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> 你是一個Rambling Pan，但不是一個賭博的人。

>> THAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM.

>> 這就是你專輯的名字。

>> RAMBLING MAN, NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> 咆哮的人，不是一個賭博的人。

>> THE REASON I'M ASKING IS THIS BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY

>> 我問這個問題的原因是，因為很多人實際上是

ARE BETTING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS.

正在押注選舉結果。

IN FACT, ACCORDING TO ONE GAMING SITE THE 2020 ELECTION COULD GO

事實上，根據一家遊戲網站的報道，2020年的選舉可能會進行。

DOWN AS THE MOST BELT ON EVENT IN HISTORY.

作為歷史上最帶勁的事件。

FINALLY SOMETHING TO BRING A LITTLE EXCITEMENT TO WHAT WOULD

終於有東西給什麼東西帶來了一點點的興奮。

HAVE OTHERWISE BEEN AN INCREDIBLY DUL EVENING.

已經其他一個非常無聊的夜晚。

I MEAN GAMBLING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE

我的意思是在選舉結果上進行賭博，這意味著人們在...

GOING TO BE AT HOME WATCHING CNN LIKE COME ON, SLEEPY JOE, COME

要在家裡看CNN像來吧，SLEEPY JOE，來吧。

ON, COME ON, JOE, DON'T SLOW DOWN, BUDDY, GO!

來吧，喬，不要慢下來，夥計，走！

DID YOU KNOW I WROTE THOSE.

你知道我寫了這些嗎？

>> FROM YOU WRITING-- I NEVER TALK ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW.

>> 你寫的 -- 我從不在節目中談論它。

I AM GIVING IT AWAY.

我把它送出去。

SOMETHING I LIKE TO KEEP PERSONALLY FOR ME BECAUSE I PUT

我喜歡為自己保留一些東西，因為我把這些東西放在了自己的身上。

SOMUCH OF MY LIFE PUBLIC AND OUT THERE.

我生活中的很多事情都是公開的，而且在外面。

I'M NOT HITTING HIM, IT IS FOR ME.

我不打他，這是為我。

WHAT?

什麼？

COME ON, JOE!

來吧，喬！

>> WHOA.

>> WHOA。

CALM DOWN.

冷靜下來。

>> SHHH.

>> SHHHH。

>> I GOT A TWEET TODAY, I WHREEP [BLEEP] YOU NOT FROM SOMEONE WHO

>> 我今天收到了一條微博，我給你打了個耳光，不是別人給我打的。

SAID, I WATCHED THE LAST TOOR SHOWS.

說，我看了最後的TOOR秀。

ARE YOU OKAY?

你沒事吧？

(LAUGHTER) I'M NOT BEING WEIRD, I WATCH THE

我不是在搞怪，我是在看 "大話西遊"。

SHOW A LOT.

秀了很多。

AND EVERYONE IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.

每個人都在經歷一些事情。

JUST CHECKING IN, ARE YOU OKAY?

只是報到，你還好嗎？

AND I DID REPLY.

我也回覆了。

CUZ I THINK IT'S EVIDENCE.

因為我認為這是證據。

OF COURSE TRUMP AND BIEND ARE BOTH ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL AND

當然，特朗普和比恩德都在競選路線上，而且。

TODAY THEY BOTH HELD RALLIES IN TAMPA, FLORIDA.

今天他們都在佛羅里達州坦帕市舉行了集會。

I MEAN FIRST THEY LOST THE WORLD SERIES, NOW TRUMP VISITING THEM.

我的意思是說，先是他們輸掉了世界大賽，現在又是特朗普訪問他們。

IT'S A ROUGH WEEK FOR TAMPA BAY.

本週對坦帕灣來說是艱難的一週。

BOTH CANDIDATES IT TOP STOPPED IN TAMPA ON THE SAME DAY, AN

兩位候選人都在同一天停在了坦帕，安。

OLD-FASHIONED TAMPA BAY SHOWDOWN.

老式的TAMPA BAY SHOWDOWN。

THE GRAND PERS AND TAM PASSING THE TAMPA TWO STEP, THE MELEE IN

盛大的PERS和TAM通過TAMPA兩步，在MELEE。

THE BAY, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TAMPA BAY, I'M MAKING THIS ALL

灣，我對坦帕灣一無所知，我正在做這一切。

UP.

上升。

SORRY, I DON'T KNOW BUT AT TRUMP'S RALLY FIRST LADY MELANIA

對不起，我不知道，但在特朗普的集會上，第一夫人羅馬尼亞。

TRUMP TOOK TO THE STAGE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE NEED FOR SOCIAL

特朗普上臺發言，談及對社會的需求

DISTANCING WHILE SPEAKING TO A PACKED CROWD OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS

在對一群擁擠的特朗普支持者發表講話時的距離。

WHO WEREN'T WEARING MASKS.

誰沒有戴著口罩。

>> THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON NOT ONLY DESTROYING THE VIRUS

>> 主席的重點是不僅要消滅病毒。

AND BUILDING BACK THE ECONOMY, THEY ARE FOCUSED ON CREATING

和重建經濟，他們的重點是創造。

WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO SAFELY STOP ISOLATING AND GATHERING WITH

人們安全地停止孤立和聚集在一起的方法。

FRIENDS AGAIN ON A SAFE DISTANCES.

FRIENDS AGAIN ON A SAFE DISTANCE。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN, I KBTS, CAN I, I CAN'T-- THAT'S

>> 詹姆斯： 我甚至不能，我KBTS，我可以，我不能..:我甚至不能，我KBTS，我可以，我不能 - 這是

LIKE GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING AT A RALLY

就像在集會上發表關於社會差異的演講一樣。

WHERE NO ONE IS SOCIAL DISTANCE-- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT

在沒有人的地方是社會的距離 - 這正是什麼

WAS HAPPENING.

發生了。

WHEN DOES MELANIA READ THESE SPEECHES? IS SHE READING THEM

梅蘭妮亞什麼時候讀這些演講？ 她是否在讀這些文章？

IN REALTIME?

在實時？

RIGHT, THERE IS NO ONE THERE BOTHER TO LOOK AROUND AND GO OH,

是的，沒有人在那裡 旁邊看看，去哦。

THIS, THIS MIGHT FEEL WEIRD, NO?

這，這可能感覺怪怪的，不是嗎？

THE ONLY PEOPLE AT THAT RALLY WHO ARE SOCIALLY DISTANT ARE

那次集會上唯一有社交障礙的人是：

DONALD AND MEL ANIAN-- MELANIA AND THEY WERE DOING IT BEFORE

唐納德和梅爾-安安 - 梅蘭妮亞和他們之前做的

COVID.

COVID：

AND ANOTHER POWNT TRUMP ATTACKED JOE BIDEN BUT ENDED UP INIS

和另一個POWNT特朗普攻擊喬-比登，但最終在IS。

THING HIS OWN FRIENDS.

事情他自己的朋友。

>> I CAN MAKE APPROXIMATE A COUPLE OF TEESES GUYS, THEY ARE

>> 我可以做大約一雙T恤，夥計們，他們是。

FRIENDS OF MINE, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THEY ARE BETTER

我的朋友們，他們不是好人，他們是更好的人。

THAN JOE REASONS REALLY?

比喬的理由真的嗎？

WOW.

WOW。

>> HE CAN LITERALLY SAY ANYTHING AT ONE OF THESE RALLIES AND

>>他可以在這些集會上說任何話，而且。

PEOPLE WILL CHEER.

人們會歡呼。

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS FOR THOSE

對那些人來說，這一定是一個情緒的滾筒。

GUYS IN THE CROWD.

在人群中的傢伙。

THE PRESIDENT JUST CALLED THEM FRENSD.

主席剛剛稱他們為FRENSD。

WHAT?

什麼？

TRUMP THEN WENT OFF TO CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF WHO RAN

特朗普然後去找國會議員亞當-希夫，他跑了。

THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL AGAINST HIM IN THE SENATE.

在參議院對他進行的反劾審判。

AND HE WAS VERY SPECIFIC IN HIS DESCRIPTION OF THE SCHIFF, TAKE

他非常具體地描述了SCHIFF，採取了。

A LOOK.

一看。

>> RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, AREN'T WE TIRED OF THIS CRAP.

>> 俄國 俄國 俄國，我們還沒厭倦這些垃圾嗎？

I FEEL LIKE-- I SAW SCHIFF THE OTHER DAY, TWO DAYS AGO,

我覺得... 我兩天前看到了Schiff。

WATERMELON, HE LOOKED LIKE A WATERMELON HEAD, RIGHT.

西瓜，他看起來像一個西瓜頭，對吧。

>> James: WATERMELON, WATERMELON HEAD, WHAT YOU ARE

>> 詹姆斯："西瓜，西瓜頭，你是什麼？西瓜，西瓜頭，你是什麼？

SAYING IS THAT MAN IS A JUMPING OFF POINT FOR A HIT HARRY STYLES

說的是那個人是一個跳躍的點，為一個打擊哈里-斯泰爾斯

SONG.

宋。

THAT'S A SHAME.

這是一個恥辱。

KILLED ON ZOOM, THAT.

殺上ZOOM，那。

SUSAN, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SONG BY HARRY STYLES.

蘇珊，你不知道那首歌由哈里-斯蒂爾斯。

>> I DO.

>> 我願意。

>> James: OH.

>> 詹姆斯。Oh.

(LAUGHTER) I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF IT, IT JUST

我明白了所有的事情，它只是。

WASN'T VERY FUNNY, YEAH, NO, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

不是很好玩，是的，不，你是對的，沒有那麼好玩。

IT WASN'T.

它不是。

IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY, SUSAN.

沒有那麼好笑，蘇珊。

YOU ARE BANG ON RIGHT.

你是對的。

MOVING ON, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION

移動，我們想給你看這個，一個房主協會。

IN TEXAS HAS ASKED A WOMAN TO TAKE DUN HER INAPPROPRIATE

在德州要求一名婦女採取鄧她不正當的。

HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEY FEATURED SKELETONS POSED ON

萬聖節裝飾，因為他們的特色SKELETONS上張貼的。

STRIPPER POLES, RIGHT, HER THEY ARE HERE.

剝皮杆，對，他們在這裡。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

I MEAN IT IS INAPPROPRIATE, THOSE SKELETONS SHOULD BE

我的意思是，這是不恰當的，這些SKELETONS應該是。

WEARING MASK.

戴上面具：

HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS.

這是我的東西，

I LIKE WHEN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION SAID THAT THE

我喜歡房主協會說的那句話，即

DECORATIONS WERE INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE OF THE STRIPPER POLE,

裝飾是不合適的，因為帶子杆。

NOT BECAUSE THEY SLOW DE CEASED LUMS.

不是因為他們緩慢地停止LMS。

WHOSE FLESH HAS ROTTED AWAY.

誰的肉體已經腐爛了。

IT IS ROTTED AWAY, THEY WERE BURIED DECADES AGO AND THEIR

它是腐爛了，他們被埋葬幾十年前和他們的。

FLESH HAS BEEN EATEN BY MAGGOTS AND WORMS, EXOSED AND THEY SHOW

肉體被蛆蟲和蠕蟲吃掉，被曝出，它們顯示出

COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER THEIR FAMILIES HAVE MOURNED THEM.

在他們的家人哀悼他們之後，回到生活中來。

THINK ABOUT THE GRIEVE AND THEY HAVE COME BACK, THE SKELETONS

思考GRIEVE，他們已經回來了，SKELETONS。

MADE THE SKINS, SOME BOABS, THAT IS FEUN, IT IS THE FACT THAT

製作的皮膚，一些BOBS，這是FEFUN，它是事實，即

THEY ARE STRIPPERS.

他們是脫衣舞者。

AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT'S MY BEEF WITH HALLOWEEN, THAT IS MY

我真誠地認為，這是我的 BEE與萬聖節，這是我的。

ISSUE WITH ALL OF THIS.

問題與這一切。

IS THAT IT'S JUST-- WE WERE GOING TO DO A STORY THE OTHER

我們本來要做一個故事，但是... ...

NIGHT ABOUT A GUY, WE WERE-- A GUY WHOSE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

關於一個人的夜晚，我們是... ... 一個傢伙誰的萬聖節裝飾。

WERE SO LIKE, THERE WAS A DIRE-- WITH WAS IT, LIKE THERE

我們是如此的喜歡，有一個DIRE -- 與是它，就像有。

WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND THE GUY HAD FALLEN OFF THE ROOF AND

到處都是血，這傢伙從屋頂上掉下來，然後

HE HAD LIKE A WASHING MACHINE AND THE POLICE WENT AROUND

他就像一臺洗衣機，警察就圍著他轉。

BECAUSE SOMEONE REPORTED A MURDER.

因為有人舉報了一起謀殺案。

AND WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS STORY AND SEE THE-- WE COULDN'T

我們打算做這個故事，看看... ... 我們不能。

SHOW IT ON TELEVISION.

在電視上展示它。

AND THAT'S HALLOWEEN IN AMERICA.

這就是美國的萬聖節。

AND HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION ARE LIKE

和多少人在房主協會是這樣的。

WE'RE FINE WITH THE CORPORATIONS.

我們對這些公司沒有意見。

WE'RE FINE WITH-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, GET A REAL

我們沒問題... ... 你知道我們該做什麼，去找一個真正的人吧

SKELETON, A REAL ONE.

SKELETON，真正的一個。

>> LIKE A FRESH ONE.

>> 像一個新鮮的。

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM, WE

你知道我們應該怎麼做嗎？

SHOULD SKILL SOMEONEK SKIN THEM AND THEN STAND OUTSIDE GO, OH,

應該技能某人K皮膚他們，然後站在外面去，哦。

YOU'RE FINE WITH IN.

你很好的與英寸。

>> Reggie: THAT WOULD BE.

>> 雷吉：那是。

>> THAT BE A REAL CARPOOL SCARY-OKE.

>> 那是一個真正的CARPOOL嚇人。

>> WOW, YOU'RE ON [BLEEP] FIRE TONIGHT, ARE YOU ON FIRE.

>> 哇，你是在[嗶]火今晚，你是在火。

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU COME DRESSED AS A MECHANIC IN A SITCOM IN THE

你不僅穿上了機械師的衣服，還穿上了特戰隊的衣服。

'90S, IAN, A SITCOM, WHO FIXES THE BOILER, BUT LIKE WILL FROM

90年代，IAN，一個SITCOM，誰解決了鍋爐，但像意志從。

WILL AND GRACE.

意志和恩典。

>> I AM GOING TO OVERCHARGE FOR THE CARBURETOR.

>> 我要為汽化器多收錢。

SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T SHE.

她就在我身後，是嗎？

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: OH DEAR.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，親愛的。

COME ON, WE'VE GOT VIN DIESEL COMING UN.

來吧，我們已經得到了VIN柴油機來了。

>> OH YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

>> James: IS VIN DIESEL LISTENING.

>> 詹姆斯。是VIN柴油機聽覺。

>> HE MIGHT BE LISTENING, HE IS IN THE ZOOM.

>> 他可能是聽，他是在ZOOM。

>> James: I WOULD LOVE IT IF VIN DIESEL IS LISTENING.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡它，如果VIN柴油機是聽。

VIN DIESEL WAS THE LAST GUEST ON THE SHOW WITH AN AUDIENCE.

VIN DIESEL是節目中最後一位有觀眾的嘉賓。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

THAT SEEMS JEERS AGO.

這似乎是JEERS前。

WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO VIN DIESEL, EVERYBODY.

當我們回來的時候，我們要和VIN DIESEL談談，每個人都要。

COME ON BACK.

回來吧