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Hey, Conan O'Brien here.
嘿,我是柯南・奧布萊恩。
And I'd like to specifically talk right now
我現在想特別談談
to the great state of Arizona.
到偉大的亞利桑那州。
Listen up 'Zonans, put down those crystals
聽好了,佐南人,放下那些水晶吧
and stop staring into the majestic Grand Canyon
別再盯著雄偉的大峽谷了。
'cause I have a message for you.
因為我有個消息給你
There's an election this November,
今年11月有一場選舉。
so make sure you're registered to vote.
所以,確保你註冊投票。
Now I know Arizona is so excited
現在我知道亞利桑那很興奮
that you might not have even heard of the election.
你可能甚至沒有聽說過選舉。
Being so busy with your bolo ties
忙著打領帶
and your teal arch McDonald's.
和你的茶色拱門麥當勞。
But it's time to make your voice heard somewhere besides
但現在是時候讓別人聽到你的聲音了,除此之外
an epic ASU vs. U of A football game.
一場史詩般的ASU對陣U of A橄欖球賽。
And yes, I know it's hard to find time to register
是的,我知道很難抽出時間來註冊。
between partying on houseboats,
之間的聚會上的房子船。
exporting precious natural resources
出口珍貴的自然資源
like copper, turquoise, and Emma Stone.
如銅、綠松石和艾瑪石。
Taking care of three gorgeous national parks,
照顧三個華麗的國家公園。
explaining, "but it's a dry heat" to everyone that visits,
向每一個來訪的人解釋,"但這是一個燥熱的天氣"。
and challenging tumbleweeds to duels.
和挑戰風滾草的決鬥。
(flute plays)
(長笛演奏)
But it's still important to our democracy.
但它對我們的民主還是很重要的。
Plus you're the only state that didn't fall
而且你是唯一一個沒有淪陷的州。
for the scam that is daylight savings.
騙局,是日光節約。
Which means the people of Arizona aren't fools
這意味著亞利桑那州的人民不是傻瓜。
like the rest of us.
像我們其他人一樣。
So Arizona, make sure you're registered.
所以,亞利桑那,確保你註冊了。
The deadline for voter registration is October 5th.
選民登記的截止日期是10月5日。
Take all that positive Sedona vortex energy
把所有塞多納漩渦的正能量都帶走
and let it carry your spirit to the polls.
並讓它帶著你的精神去投票。
Trust me Arizona, the only thing more delicious
相信我,亞利桑那,唯一比這更美味的東西。
than your Sonoran-style hot dogs
比你的索諾蘭式熱狗
is the sweet taste of democracy.
是民主的甜味。
