BRILLIANT NEW SPECIAL YOU TALK QUITE A LOT ABOUT YOUR

精彩的新特別節目，你說了很多關於你的。

UNRESTRAINED LOST FOR NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO.

紐約州長安德魯-庫莫的《不受約束的迷失》。

>> I MEAN I TALK MORE ABOUT ANDREW CUOMO THAN I DO ABOUT

>> 我是說我對安德魯-庫莫的評價比我對他的評價還要高。

ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS.

這些日子以來的任何事情。

I WENT THROUGH A PERIOD OF TIME WHERE I WAS DEFINITELY SEXUALLY

我經歷了一段時期，在那裡我肯定是性慾的

ATRACTED TO HIM.

契約給他。

>> YES, YOU TALK VERY MUCH ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU WOULD

>> 是的，你說了很多你想說的所有事情。

LIKE TO DO WITH HIM.

喜歡和他做。

BUT SINCE HE ISN'T THE ONLY BLUE STATE STUD IN OFFICE RIGHT NOW

但由於他不是現在唯一在任的藍州大學學生

WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE WHICH CURRENT DEMS YOU WOULD LET SLIDE

我們想看看你會讓哪些現任民主黨人下滑。

INTO YOUR DM'S IN A ROUND-OF-SHAG, MARRY, BANISH TO

在你的DM中，一圈一圈，結婚，禁慾，到

AN ISLAND.

一個島。

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> 好的，好的。

>> James: SO HERE WE'VE GOT THESE THREE HERE, THESE ARE OUR

>> 所以在這裡，我們已經得到了這三個在這裡，這些都是我們。

FIRST ONE, ANDREW CUOMO, GAVIN NEWSOM AND CORY BOOKER.

第一場，安德魯-庫莫，加文-紐森和科裡-布克。

NOW ONE OF THESE, YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH, ONE NIGHT ONE TIME.

現在，你必須和這些人中的一個人睡上一晚上，就一次。

THE OTHER YOU HAVE TO MARRY.

你必須要娶的另一個人。

TILL DEATH US DO PART, THE WHOLE THING, DOG, THE OTHER ONE YOU

直到死亡將我們分開，整個事情，狗，你的另一個。

PAN BANISH TO AN ISLAND NEVER TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

磐磐到了一個小島上，再也見不到他們了。

WHO WOULD IT BE.

誰會是。

>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ANDREW CUOMO WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE

>> 首先，安德魯-庫莫會是我的第一選擇。

FOR.

為：

>> I THINK.

>> 我想。

>> James: FOR MARRIAGE.

>> 詹姆斯。為了婚姻。

>> WELL, LET ME JUST WORK THIS OUT WITH YOU, BECAUSE CORY BOOK

>> 好吧，讓我和你一起解決這個問題，因為科裡的書。

CERTIFICATE MY HOME STATE SENATOR.

證明我的家鄉州參議員。

HE IS THE SENATOR FROM NEW JERSEY AND I REALLY LIKE HIM.

他是新澤西州的參議員，我很喜歡他。

HE'S VERY POETIC AND FLOWERY WHICH I THINK WOULD GET ON MY

他很有詩意，很有花香，我想應該會得到我的。

NERVES OVER TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT I MEAN, BUT I LOVE HIM, HE

時間久了，你知道我的意思，但我愛他。

IS A DESCENT GUY BUT I JUST DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM.

是一個卑鄙的傢伙，但我只是不想和他混在一起。

LONG-TERM, WE ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE, HE IS A VEGAN.

長期以來，我們不在同一條戰線上，他是素食主義者。

SO I GUESS I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH GOVIN NEWSOM-- NO, NO, I WOULD

所以我想我會和戈文-紐森發生關係 -- 不，不，我會的

HAVE SEX WITH CORY, NO, I THINK I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH GAFFE

和CORY做愛，不，我想我會和GAFFE做愛的。

INNEWSOM.

INNEWSOM。

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> WHO ARE YOU BAN YOU WERING TO AN ISLAND.

>> 你是誰，你禁止你要去一個島。

>> I THINK I HAVE TO BANISH-- OKAY.

>> 我想我得禁賽了 -- 好吧。

HOLD ON A SECOND.

等一下。

I-- OH, OKAY, I'M GOING MARRY ANDREW CUOMO.

我 - 哦，好吧，我要結婚 安德魯・庫莫。

>> James: OF COURSE.

>> 詹姆斯。當然。

>> ES SEA GOING TO PROTECT ME.

>> 海水會保護我。

>> James: A LOCK.

>> 詹姆斯。一把鎖。

>> I WILL HAVE SEX WITH CORY BOOK ARE AND GAVIN NEWSOM I WILL

>> 我將與CORY BOOK ARE和GAVIN NEWSOM發生性關係，我將。

BANISH TO THE ISLAND.

驅逐到島上。

>> James: I AGREE.

>> 詹姆斯。我同意。

>> BECAUSE IN THAT ORDER THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE I ADMIRE THE MOST

>> 因為按照這個順序，這些人是我最敬佩的人。

IN THIS MOMENT.

在這個時刻，

ANDREW CUOMO, CORY BOOKER AND GAVIN NEWSOM.

ANDREW CUOMO, CORY BOOKER and GAVIN NEWSOM.

>> James: THERE WE GO, BECAUSE WE MUST ABIDE BY THE EQUAL TIME

>> 詹姆斯。我們走吧，因為我們必須遵守平等時間的規定。

RULES, WE HAVE TO BALANCE THIS OUT.

規則，我們必須平衡這一點。

SO WE ARE GOING TO MOVE ON SOME REPUBLICANS CELEBBITIES.

所以，我們要對一些共和黨人的CELEBBITIES移動。

SO HERE YOU HAVE GOT SCOTT BAIO, JAMES WOODS AND THE AMERICAN BAD

所以，在這裡，你有斯科特-白歐，詹姆斯-伍茲和美國的壞。

ASS HIMSELF, KID ROCK.

屁股自己，小子搖滾。

SO WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG, WHO WOULD YOU MARRY, WHO WOULD

所以，你想和誰上床，你想和誰結婚，你想和誰結婚？

YOU BANISH.

你禁止。

>> I MEAN-- CHELSEA AND CHACHI.

>> 我是說... ... 切爾西亞和沙奇。

>> IS HE DEFINITELY THE ONLY ONE I COULD POSSIBLY [BLEEP] IS HIM,

>> 他肯定是唯一一個我可以[BLEEP]是他。

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。

>> YOU HAVE TO DO THAT WITH TWO OF THEM.

>> 你必須對其中的兩個人這樣做。

>> OKAY, SO THE BANISH TO THE ISLAND HAS TO BE KID ROCK

>> 好吧，所以禁賽島必須是兒童搖滾樂

BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH HATS AND STUFF.

因為我不能和帽子之類的東西打交道。

>> James: GONE, JAMES WOODS I WILL-- WELL, HE'S THE OLDEST SO

>> 詹姆斯。走了，詹姆斯-伍茲我會 - 好了，他是最老的，所以。

HE WILL PASS AWAY SOONER SO I WILL MARRY LIMB.

他很快就會離開，所以我會娶林伯。

AND THEN SCOTT BA BAIO I WILL HAVE SEX WITH.

然後斯科特-巴-白歐我將會與之發生關係。

THAT IS EASY.

這是很容易的。

>> WE ARE GOING THROUGH, FEUNLLY, YOU HAVE ONE MORE FOR

>> 我們正在通過，FFUNLLY，你有一個更多的。

YOU, AFTER O WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN

你，在我們談論共和黨人之後

POLITICIANS.

政治家：

OKAY AM YOU HAVE TED CRUZ.

好吧，你有TED CRUZ。

LINDSEY GRAHAM AND MITCH McCONNELL.

LINDSEY GRAHAM AND MITCH McCONNELL.

WHO DO YOU SLEEP WITH, WHO DO YOU MARRY AND WHO DO YOU BANISH

你和誰睡覺，和誰結婚，和誰禁酒？

TO AN ISLAND.

到一個島嶼。

>> OKAY, THIS ONE I HAVE A BOOED ONE.

>> 好吧，這一個我有一個BOOED的。

THEY ARE GOING TO, WHICH IS, THIS FACE FORWARD SEX OR CAN I

他們要去，這是，這面朝前的性別，或者我可以。

BE FACING A DIFFERENT DIRECTION?

要面對不同的方向嗎？

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: EITHER WAY.

>> 詹姆斯。兩種方式。

>> AND I'M WEARING A MASK HAVE.

>> 我還戴著面具。

>> James: EITHER WAY TED CRUZ CRIES AT SOME POINT DURING IT.

>> 詹姆斯。無論哪種方式，泰德・克魯茲CRUZ在某一時刻哭了。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

YEAH, TED CRUZ IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH, SO THIS IS WHAT I

是啊，TED CRUZ是不可能發生性關係，所以這是我的。

AM GOING TO DO, I AM GOING TO-- I'M GOING TO BANISH TED

我要做，我要... ... 我要去禁止TED。

CRUZ TO AN ISLAND.

克魯茲到一個島嶼。

>> James: REALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。真的。

>> SEE I'M MARRYING CRUZ EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

>> 看我要和克魯茲步步為營。

>> HE IS A TURN COAT AND A LIAR AN HE DOESN'T EVEN PROTECT HIS

>> 他是一個變種人和金光黨，他甚至不保護他的。

OWN WIVE OR DEFEND HIS OWN WIFE.

自己的妻子或為自己的妻子辯護。

IS HE GOING TO AN ISLAND AND HE IS A SCUM BAG.

他是不是要去一個島，他是一個渣滓袋。

IS HE GOING TO AN ISLAND.

他是不是要去一個島。

>> James: WHEREAS MITCH.

>> James:WHEREAS MITCH.

>> MCH I'M ABOUTING TO HAVE SEX WITH JUST SO I CAN BEAT HIM UP.

>> 我準備和他做愛，好讓我揍他一頓。

I WOULD HAVE SHALL-- HE WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM, IF I

我應該... 他不知道是什麼打了他，如果我...

LANDED ON TOP OF HIM, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN,

落在他身上，你能想象會發生什麼嗎？

HOPEFULLY HE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND WE WOULD BE DONE WITH

希望他能心臟病發作，我們就可以結束了。

HIM.

他：

AND THEN LINDSEY GRAHAM, OBVIOUSLY I WILL CHOOSE TO MARRY

然後林賽-格雷厄姆，我當然會選擇結婚

BECAUSE HE'S SO EASY TO MANIPULATE MENTALLY THAT I CAN

因為他很容易控制心理，所以我可以做到。

TURN HIM INTO A DEMOCRAT SCRZ THAT'S IT.

把他變成民主黨人，就這麼簡單。

SHE HAS DONE IT.

她做到了。