And since Halloween is this weekend,

由於本週末是萬聖節

Ken and I are about to play a spooky game.

我和健哥要玩一個詭異的遊戲。

It's time for a "Tonight Show" "Freaky Face-Off."

是時候來一場 "今夜秀 "的 "怪異對決 "了。

-♪ Freaky ♪

-"怪異

-♪ Face-off ♪

-♪面對面♪

-♪ Freaky ♪

-"怪異

-♪ Face-off ♪

-♪面對面♪

-Alright. Now, here's how this works.

-好吧現在，這是如何工作的。

Right here in our Zoom window,

就在我們的縮放窗口中。

we are going to show you a freaky face.

我們要給你看一張怪異的臉。

It could be a Halloween mask,

可能是個萬聖節面具。

it could be a jack-o'-lantern, but it is going to be scary.

它可能是一個千斤頂 -O'燈籠， 但它會是可怕的。

And then we're going to take turns

然後我們要輪流

trying to re-create that freaky face live.

試圖重新創建 該怪異的臉現場。

Sound good? -Sounds great.

好聽嗎？-聽起來不錯

-Alright, here we go. First freaky face is for you.

-好了，我們開始吧第一個怪臉是給你的

Check it out.

看看吧

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Ken, try to re-create the face.

阿健，你試著重塑一下你的臉。

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

Terrifying.

可怕的。

That was really good, actually. I like it.

這是非常好的，其實。我喜歡這樣

Alright. Alright. Here we go. Now it is my turn.

好吧，好吧好了，好了我們開始吧現在輪到我了

Here we go. -Okay.

我們走吧-好吧

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

Okay. That's the face? This way?

好吧，這就是你的臉？這就是臉？這邊？

[ Thunder crashes ] -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[雷霆崩潰] 哦，我的上帝。哦，我的上帝。

Someone give him some caffeine, stat.

有人給他一些咖啡因，統計。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

-I can probably do better than that.

-我也許可以做得更好

I don't know. -A sleepy zombie! Oh, no!

我不知道。-一個沉睡的殭屍！哦，不！

-So, his mouth is down.

-所以，他的嘴是向下的。

Wait. His mouth is down. Can I try it one more time?

等等，他的嘴往下了我可以再試一次嗎？

-Yeah, yeah. Yeah. -Alright.

-是的，是的是的，是的

Like that, and then...

像這樣，然後...

[ Thunder crashes ] -Oh, my God.

[雷霆崩潰] 哦，我的上帝。

You look like Joel McHale when he's drowsy.

你看起來像喬爾-麥克海爾 當他昏昏欲睡。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

-Ken, it is your turn. It is your turn again.

-肯，輪到你了又輪到你了

Here we go.

我們走吧

[ Thunder crashes ] Ooh!

[雷霆崩潰] 哦！

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

Dude, I want a doll that looks like that.

夥計，我想要一個像這樣的娃娃。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

Okay, let's see. -What am I doing?

好吧，讓我看看-我在做什麼？

-Okay, here we go.

-好了，我們走吧

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

-Well, time to eat your running shoe, Jimmy.

-好了，該吃你的跑鞋了，吉米。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

-That's how I unlock my iPhone. I put my foot on it.

-這就是我解鎖我的iPhone。我把我的腳放在上面。

5-You put your foot on it.

5-你把腳踩在上面。

-It reads my foot, and no one else can open my iPhone.

-它能讀懂我的腳，別人也打不開我的iPhone。

And, actually, that's how I open my doors is,

而實際上，我的開門方式就是。

I put my foot in it.

我把我的腳放進去了。

Oh, God. Sorry.

哦，天啊，對不起對不起。

This last one is for both of us.

最後一個是我們兩個人的。

So we'll both have to match this freaky face.

所以我們都要配合這張怪異的臉。

Let's see it.

讓我看看

[ Thunder crashes ] Okay, ready?

[雷霆崩潰] 好了，準備好了嗎？

1, 2, 3...

1, 2, 3...

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

[ Thunder crashes ]

[雷霆崩潰]

-You damn kids. You damn kids step on my face!

-你們這些該死的孩子你這該死的孩子，踩著我的臉！

You damn kids. -My thanks to Ken Jeong.

你們這些該死的孩子-謝謝鄭健