Name: 隔離...遙控嬰兒尤達將在聖誕節前出現。 (Quarantinewhile... The Remote-Controlled Baby Yoda Will Be Here By Christmas)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T19:20:34.000Z
Duration: 6 min 23 s

Hey, welcome back, Everybody Say hello to Jon Batiste.

嘿，歡迎回來，大家跟喬恩-巴蒂斯特打個招呼。

Hey, John, with the word I'm hanging in there, man, I'm pushing through.

嘿，約翰，只要你說我在堅持，我就會挺過去。

So my so my I got I got my brains a little scrambled these days.

所以我的所以我的我的我得到了我的大腦有點亂這些天。

I got a little cat scratch fever up here, but I'm gonna I'm gonna be okay.

我這裡有點貓抓熱，但我會... ...我會沒事的。

Listen, you mentioned a couple of weeks ago they worked on a Kamala Harris song.

聽著，你幾周前說過他們在做一首卡馬拉-哈里斯的歌。

我們還為它拍了一段漂亮的視頻。

I just think that we're in a time where we need to see some different representation in the higher levels of office, and I just love to see it so well, we wanna write about it.

我只是覺得，我們正處在一個需要在更高層次的辦公室中看到一些不同的代表的時代，我只是喜歡看到它這麼好，我們想寫它。

A little clip of this, Jim, do I think we have ah, little clip of it right now?

一個小片段，吉姆，我想我們有啊，小片段的權利嗎？

There is not embarrassed pronouncing right, She's Come on.

有不尷不尬的發音正確的，她的Come on。

My big queen kick into your detail fast freaking out Don t and you know one.

我的大女王踢到你的細節快嚇壞了唐突，你知道一個。

這就是為什麼你是我的副總裁。

You got gotta have some fun with it too, you know?

Now you can find the rest of Jon Batiste Camilla Song on the late shows YouTube channel.

現在，你可以找到其餘的喬恩-巴蒂斯特卡米拉之歌在後期節目的YouTube頻道。

And after you do that, don't forget to vote.

If you haven't mailed in your ballot already, we're getting kind of close.

如果你還沒有郵寄你的選票，我們就快到了。

If you want to find out how in your state how to drop it off in person or how to vote early or where to go on Election Day and of the questions you have in this last week before the election, better no, about dot com.

如果你想了解如何在你的國家如何放下它的人或如何提前投票或在選舉日去哪裡和你有在選舉前的這最後一週的問題，最好沒有，關於點com。

Let's get out there, Please, People, We need you, John Baptiste, Everybody.

讓我們走出去，請，人，我們需要你，約翰-巴蒂斯特，每個人。

You know, I spent a lot of time combing the news aisles of Party City, selecting the perfect top hat wearing skeleton giant, fuzzy spider and remote operating boiling cauldron to create the dazzling, perfectly crafted front yard of Halloween horrors.

你知道，我花了很多時間梳理黨城的新聞過道，選擇完美的頂戴帽子的骷髏巨人、模糊的蜘蛛和遙控操作的沸騰小耳朵，打造出令人眼花繚亂、完美製作的萬聖節恐怖前院。

But sometimes sometimes folks like toe rinse out a four quart ziploc of gravy I found in the freezer filled with raisins and leave it on the front porch with a post it note saying, Take a fistful for the half fast Halloween grab bag of news That is my segment.

但有時，有時鄉親們喜歡腳趾沖洗出一個四夸脫的Ziploc肉汁，我在冰箱裡找到了裝滿葡萄乾的肉汁，並將其留在前門廊上，並附上一張便條，說：拿一個拳頭，用於半快速的萬聖節搶包新聞這是我的段子。

Quarantine while quarantine while at the high end Balthasar eatery here in New York.

在紐約這裡的高端Balthasar食堂時，檢疫。

Ah, young couple who ordered an $18 bottle of wine instead got served a $2000 bottle meant for a table of businessmen.

一對年輕的夫婦點了一瓶18元的酒，卻得到了一瓶2000元的酒，是為一桌商人準備的。

Instead of fries, they were served a side of cocaine.

他們沒有吃薯條，而是吃了一副可卡因。

The best part is the $18 bottle went to the businessman, but they didn't notice the difference and actually praised the purity of the cheapest wine on the list.

最妙的是18元一瓶的酒給了商人，但他們並沒有察覺到其中的差別，居然還誇獎了酒單上最便宜的酒的純度。

Yes, yes, I'm detecting an Okie nous, uh, some austere tannins when strong overtones of the crap I'm full of place quarantine.

是的，是的，我檢測到一個Okie nous，呃，一些樸素的單寧，當強烈的重音的廢話，我充滿了地方檢疫。

While the pope has named American Archbishop Wilton Gregory the first African American cardinal in history, Wilton Gregory is the Jackie Robinson of the Catholic Church, in that it took 66 years for the American College of Cardinals to be is inclusive as the Cardinals quarantine while movie buffs, I hope you have your wallet ready because a Hollywood memorabilia auction is selling items including Tom Cruise, Top Gun Bomber Jacket and Julia Roberts Pretty Woman Boots and expects $5 million in sales.

雖然教皇已將美國大主教威爾頓-格雷戈裡命名為歷史上第一位非洲裔美國紅衣主教，但威爾頓-格雷戈裡是天主教會的傑基-羅賓遜，在美國紅衣主教學院花了66年的時間才是包容的，因為紅衣主教隔離而電影愛好者，我希望你已經準備好你的錢包，因為好萊塢紀念品拍賣會正在出售包括湯姆-克魯斯，頂級槍彈夾克和朱莉婭-羅伯茨漂亮女人靴子在內的物品，並預計銷售500萬美元。

But it's true Hollywood connoisseurs or saving our cash for the real prize.

但它是真正的好萊塢行家或保存我們的現金為真正的獎項。

The litter box used by Sir Ian McKellen during the filming of Cats Quarantine.

伊恩-麥凱倫爵士在拍攝《貓咪隔離》時使用的貓砂箱。

While Season two of The Man DeLorean is about to premiere, and just in time for Christmas, you'll be able to buy a remote controlled Baby Yoda toy.

雖然《人在囧途》第二季即將首播，而且正好趕上聖誕節，你可以買到一個遙控的尤達寶寶玩具。

It waddles around, and it points and you followed around the house.

它晃晃悠悠，指指點點，你跟著在屋子裡轉悠。

And that's about it is the perfect gift to teach your toddler how entertaining it is to have a toddler.

而這大約就是教你的幼兒如何娛樂的最佳禮物了。

The head turns the years wiggle, and it comes with a guarantee that your cat goes insane and disembowel is this thing like a rat in a dumpster?

腦袋轉過來歲月晃動，還附帶保證你的貓咪瘋了，剖腹產這東西是不是像垃圾箱裡的老鼠？

The RC baby Yoda will retail for $70 but if that's too steep, you can always duct tape a troll doll to your Roomba quarantine.

RC嬰兒尤達的零售價為70美元，但如果這太陡峭，你總是可以用膠帶把巨魔娃娃粘到你的Roomba隔離區。

Well, this weekend the first nest of murder hornets discovered in United States was destroyed.

這個週末，美國發現的第一個殺人馬蜂巢穴被摧毀了。

We took something with murder in its name and said, Let's make it want revenge.

我們拿著一個以謀殺為名的東西說，讓它想報仇。

The now destroyed nests contained an estimated 102 100 Hornets and was the size of a basketball compared to Charlotte, North Carolina, which contains 15 Hornets who can't play basketball.

現在被摧毀的巢穴中估計有102 100只大黃蜂，與北卡羅來納州夏洛特市相比，有15只不會打籃球的大黃蜂，其大小相當於一個籃球。

Stephen had to be told they are not good at basketball.

斯蒂芬不得不說他們不擅長籃球。

If you still don't think this was a big deal, the crew eliminating the murder Hornets had to do it dressed as shaved Teletubbies.

如果你還覺得這不是什麼大事的話，那消除謀殺大黃蜂的隊員們就得打扮成剃了毛的天線寶寶。

That's a very important that they suit up after what happened the last time someone were incorrect equipment for stinging insect removal.

這是一個非常重要的，他們西裝革履後發生了什麼，最後一次有人是不正確的設備刺蟲去除。

不是最好的e愛，我的眼睛，我的眼睛。

我們馬上回來和Sanjay Gupta談談。

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