(WHISPERING) Wesley.

衛斯理

Hey.

嘿，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

What's up with you?

你怎麼了？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You're... You're here early.

你...你來早了

Is... You seem a little pepped up.

是...你看起來有點興奮。

You all right? Well, yeah.

你沒事吧？嗯，是的。

Yeah.

是啊。

I guess I feel

我想我覺得

kind of different.

一種不同。

Whatever. I'm gonna go get some Post-it Notes. Do you want one?

管他呢 我去拿些便籤紙我去拿一些便籤紙。你想要一個嗎？

No. Really?

不，真的嗎？

Yeah. Okay.

是啊。好吧，我知道了

Jesus H. fucking Popsicle, I still don't have my billing reports,

天啊，H.他媽的冰棒，我還是沒有我的賬單報告。

but you've got time to sit here and Google your ass off.

但你'有時間坐在這裡，谷歌你的屁股。

Well, I know one thing.

好吧，我知道一件事。

You've got your review coming up next week,

你'下週就會有你的評論了。

and I can't wait to start checking me off some big fucking boxes.

我迫不及待地開始檢查我的一些大他媽的盒子。

(HEART BEATING) Attitude, poor! Performance, poor!

態度，差！性能，差！

Management skills, poor!

管理能力，差!

(SCOFFS) Works well with others. That's a fucking joke.

(嘲笑)和別人一起工作很好。這是一個他媽的笑話。

(HEART BEATING FASTER)

（心臟跳動更快）

What is this bullshit? Who's this prick?

這是什麼狗屁？這傢伙是誰？

Some loser gets his head blown off at the Metropolitan...

一些失敗者的頭被炸掉了，在大都會... ...

Shut the fuck up!

閉上你的臭嘴！

She has one single iota of tenuous power.

她有一絲一毫的脆弱力量。

She thinks she can push everyone around.

她認為她可以把所有人都推到身邊。

You don't need this.

你不需要這個。

(SOFTLY) I understand.

蘇菲：我明白。

Junior high must have been kind of tough,

國中一定很辛苦吧。

but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice.

但它不'給你的權利對待你的工人像馬糞，珍妮絲。

I know we laugh at you, Janice.

我知道我們在笑你，珍妮絲。

We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.

我們都知道你把你的果凍甜甜圈藏在桌子的最上面的抽屜裡。

But I want you to know

但我想讓你知道

if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you.

如果你不是這樣一個婊子，我們會覺得對不起你。

I do feel sorry for you.

我確實為你感到難過。

But as it stands, the way you behave,

但就目前來看，你的行為方式。

I feel I can speak for the entire office

我覺得我可以代表整個辦公室

when I tell you

當我告訴你

go fuck yourself.

去他媽的自己。

(WHIMPERS)

（嗚咽）

Yeah. That was great, bro. Who's the man?

是啊。這是偉大的，兄弟。那人是誰？

I'm the man.

我就是那個人