This is very timely because The West Wing

這是非常及時的，因為《西翼》

is always on tonight.

今晚總是在。

Big hit show for NBC.

NBC的大熱節目。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Tonight's a big show for Josh, my character.

今晚是我的角色喬希的大戲。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

It's a big part for you.

這對你來說是一個重要的部分。

And then they say that the Gore concession speech

然後他們又說戈爾的退讓演說

is going to happen at nine.

將會在九點發生。

So they're saying that your show is going to be knocked off

所以他們說，你的節目要被淘汰了

and this is your big role.

這是你的大角色。

This is my big thing.

這是我的大事。

[Conan] It's knocked off the air tonight.

今晚的節目被取消了

At a time like this

在這種時候

when the country is going through something like this

國難當頭

I think we have to look at our priorities, you know?

我想我們必須審視我們的優先事項，你知道嗎？

[Conan] Yeah.

對

Right.

好吧，我知道了

And I don't know why they can't wait one more day.

我也不知道為什麼他們不能再多等一天。

Five weeks, so that my mom can see the show.

五個星期，這樣我媽媽就能看到演出了。

That'd be great if they moved it just for The West Wing.

如果他們只為《西廂記》搬來那就好了。

I think it's worth it.

我認為這是值得的。

What are they showing instead?

他們在展示什麼呢？

'Cause the concession speech won't be that long.

因為讓步演講不會那麼長。

I heard they were going to put Dateline in there.

我聽說他們要把日期線放在那裡。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Yeah, I don't know.

是啊，我不知道。

Dateline is--

數據線是...

A wonderful NBC show by the way.

對了，NBC的一個精彩節目。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Yes, a wonderful show that spreads like a virus.

是的，一個精彩的節目，像病毒一樣傳播。

Yeah.

是啊。

You know the amazing thing about that show.

你知道那個節目最神奇的地方嗎？

I can't believe that we're living at a time,

我不敢相信，我們生活在一個時代。

we're all here on the planet together.

我們都在這裡 在這個星球上一起。

I can't believe we're not having a parade

我不相信我們不舉行遊行了

and a holiday just celebrating the fact

和一個節日只是慶祝的事實

that there is a guy named Stone

有一個叫石頭的人

who looks like that.

誰看起來像。

Stone Phillips, people don't comment on that.

斯通-菲利普斯，大家不要評論。

First of all, he looks like a guy whose name would be Stone.

首先，他看起來像一個名字叫石頭的人。

You know? [Bradley] But it's too much.

你知道嗎？但這太過分了。

He just had this big square jaw.

他只是有一個方方正正的大下巴。

If I was writing on a soap opera

如果我寫的是肥皂劇的話。

and I said, okay, get this guy.

我說，好吧，得到這個傢伙。

He's like, you know, 6"2', just this really handsome guy

他就像，你知道，6"2"，只是這個真正的帥哥。

and we're going to call him Stone.

我們要叫他石頭。

You'd be laughed out of the room.

你會被笑出房間的。

People would say no one would buy it.

人們會說沒有人會買。

Absolutely.

絕對的

Do you have any personal animosity towards Stone Phillips

你對斯通-菲利普斯有任何個人敵意嗎？

or no, it's just his name?

還是不，這只是他的名字？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I gotta think about that.

我得考慮一下

Yeah, think about it.

是啊，想想看吧。

Now, a lot of people have been saying about your show

現在，很多人都在說你的節目。

The West Wing, they've been saying

西翼，他們一直在說

during this whole election crisis

在這次選舉危機中

that the president everybody would really want

每個人都希望的總統

would be Martin Sheen

會是馬丁-希恩

because he just comes across as such a great guy

因為他只是來 作為這樣一個偉大的傢伙。

on the show that people have been running around,

在節目中，人們一直在奔波。

there are actually polls that say people

其實有民調顯示，人們

like Martin Sheen's president and that they

就像馬丁-希恩的總統一樣，他們...

would actually vote for him.

其實會投他的票。

Do you think, you know Martin Sheen,

你覺得，你認識馬丁-希恩嗎？

would he make a good president?

他會是一個好總統嗎？

I know Martin Sheen.

我認識馬丁-希恩

I love Martin Sheen.

我愛馬丁-希恩。

I've worked with Martin Sheen.

我和馬丁-希恩一起工作過。

I do not want him to be president.

我不想讓他當總統。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I was watching Apocalypse Now the other night.

前幾天晚上我在看《現代啟示錄》。

[Bradley] Yeah.

[布拉德利]是啊。

And Martin Sheen is wearing bikini underwear

而馬丁-希恩則穿著比基尼內褲

and dancing in front of a mirror, high on something

在鏡子前跳舞，高高在上的東西。

and I thought, that's a great president.

我想，這是一個偉大的總統。

Yeah.

是啊。

That's a guy you could get behind.

你可以支持這個傢伙。

Well, if you wanna break the gridlock--

好吧，如果你想打破僵局 --

Maybe we had that.

也許我們已經有了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

We had a version of that.

我們有一個版本的。

We don't know what Clinton was doing.

我們不知道克林頓在做什麼。

We don't know.

我們不知道。

I swear to God, I'm not even making a joke.

我向上帝發誓，我甚至沒有開玩笑。

We don't know what that man was.

我們不知道那個人是什麼人。

He probably was dancing in front of a mirror

他可能是在鏡子前跳舞

for hours at a time.

小時的時間。

He doesn't seem like a bikini type of guy.

他看起來不像是一個比基尼類型的人。

No.

不知道

Let's end on something happy.

讓我們以快樂的方式結束吧。

I understand you do impressions.

我知道你是做印象的。

You do actually unusual impressions.

你做其實不尋常的印象。

I do an impression and it's actually

我做一個印象，它實際上是

from when I was a kid, I used to imitate a gorilla.

從我小時候，我經常模仿大猩猩。

So I will do that, but I need to make a little entrance.

所以我會這樣做，但我需要做一個小小的入口。

So can I come around there?

那我能去那裡轉轉嗎？

Imitate a gorilla?

模仿大猩猩？

Yeah. Okay, why not.

好吧，為什麼不呢？好吧，為什麼不呢？

Let's see this.

讓我們來看看這個。

If you have an object, you can throw it.

如果你有一個對象，你可以扔它。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

It's a little unusual.

這是一個有點不尋常。

Very dignified.

很有面子。

[Conan] Okay, this is nice.

好吧，這很好。

I didn't think this would be happening.

我沒想到會發生這樣的事情。

(laughing and applauding)

（笑著鼓掌）

That is really very good.

這真的非常好。

That's very nice.

這很好。

Man.

人。

It's dignified stuff.

這是尊嚴的東西。

Yeah, that was excellent.

是啊，這是非常好的。

Will we be seeing that on The West Wing at any point?

我們會在《西廂記》中看到嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

Won't be seeing Pender's instrument on The West Wing.

不會在《西廂記》中看到彭德的儀表。

The West Wing is on Wednesday nights at nine on NBC.

西翼》每週三晚九點在NBC播出。

Not tonight, I guess.

我想，今晚不行

So, thank you very much.

所以，非常感謝你。

Bradley Whitford.

Bradley Whitford.

Thank you very much. Very nice.

非常感謝你。非常好。

Congratulations, too.

也恭喜你。

Thank you.

謝謝你了