Name: 民主黨人做好充分準備，絕不使用 "世界末日選項" (Democrats Fully Prepared To Never Use "Armageddon Option")
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:27:34.000Z
Duration: 12 min 50 s

歡迎來到 "遲來的晚間秀"，我希望...

I'M OUT OF QUARANTINE AND IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK, GANG.

我出了夸父，這是很好的回來，GANG。

IT WAS DIFFICULT TRYING TO DO THE SHOW OVER ZOOM.

試圖在放大鏡下做表演是很困難的。

IT WAS MUCH HARDER TRYING TO LET GUILLERMO KNOW THAT I'M AVOIDING

想讓吉勒莫知道我在躲避，那就更難了。

DIFFICULT TO DO THAT THROUGH A SCREEN, YOU KNOW.

通過螢幕很難做到這一點，你知道的。

I WAS RELEASED FROM QUARANTINE JUST IN TIME TO RUN SCREAMING

我被放出隔離區的時候正好趕上我尖叫著跑了出來

FROM MY HOUSE WHEN THE 4.5 EARTHQUAKE HIT ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

週五晚上4. 5級地震發生時，從我家傳來的消息。

I FELT IT AND WHAT I LEARNED IS NO ONE DOES ANYTHING THAT MAKES

我感覺到了，我學到的是，沒有人做任何事情，使

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼，你做了什麼？

>> MY MOTHER WAS VISITING DOWN FROM BACK HOME.

AND THE EARTHQUAKE HIT AND WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND I WAS

和地震發生了，我們看著對方，我是。

SO THE FIRST THING SHE DID WAS GRAB A HOUSE PLANT AND THEN I

所以她做的第一件事就是抓了一棵房子的植物，然後我...

PAUSED THE SHOW WE WERE WATCHING LIKE WE WERE GOING TO LIKE OKAY

暫停了我們正在看的節目，就像我們要去喜歡好嗎？

T IS AN EMERGENCY, THIS COULD BE THE BIG ONE BUT NOT BIGGER THAN

這是一個緊急情況，這可能是最大的一個，但不大於。

WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH ON COLUME BO RIGHT NOW.

他們正在經歷什麼 COLUME BO現在。

AND WE JUST STOOD THERE BECAUSE WE COME FROM A FLAYS WHERE WHERE

而我們只是停留在那裡，因為我們來自一個FLAYS，在哪裡，在哪裡。

THERE IS NO EARTHQUAKES AND WE SHOULD STOOD THERE UNTIL WE

沒有地震，我們應該站在那裡，直到我們。

NOTICED NONE OF THE OTHER NEIGHBORS WERE OUTSIDE.

AND WE WERE LIKE OKAY, LET'S GO BACK IN AND FINISH KOL DDZ UMBO.

我們想好了，讓我們回去，完成KOL DDZ UMBO。

>> James: WELL, I WAS AWAKE WHEN IT HAPPENED AND MY WIFE WAS

>> 詹姆斯。好了，我醒了，當它發生，我的妻子是。

AND I WAS PLAYING-- I 34 NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT T I WAS PLAYING

我在玩... 我不羞於承認我在玩。

一個電腦遊戲在我的iPAD上，所有的權利。

I'M A FATHER OF THREE, SATURDAY NIGHT, WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC, WHAT

我是三個孩子的父親，週六晚上，我們在一個大恐慌，什麼？

SO ANYWAY, I'M PLAYING TENNIS AND I'M IN A REAL DUAL AGAINST

所以，我在打網球，而且我在一個真正的雙人對抗賽中。

AND THE EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED AND OUR AND MY WIFE WENT LIKE THIS,

和地震發生了，我們和我的妻子去了這樣。

SHE WALKED AROUND THE ROOM GOING THAT'S AN EARTHQUAKE, THAT'S AN

她在房間裡走來走去，說那是地震，那是地震。

AND I'M LIKE I'M SO CLOSE TO ET BOOING THIS GUY.

我想我是如此接近ET BOOING這個傢伙。

I MEAN THE ADVANTAGE IS DEUTION, GIVE ME A MINUTE.

我的意思是說，優勢是免責，給我一分鐘。

>> THAT IS THE HEART OF A CHAMPION, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT

>> 這就是一個冠軍的心，這正是我們的目標

I WILL BE HONEST, SHE DID NOT SEE IT THAT WAY.

我會說實話，她沒有看到它的方式。

REG, IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AGAIN.

>> James: BUT IT, IT IS LOVELY TO BE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

>> 詹姆斯。但它，它是美好的 回到工作室。

WE HAVE AN EXTRA SPECIAL WEEK PLANNED FOR YOU.

我們為您準備了一個特別的星期。

ALICIA KEYS WILL BE HERE NOT JUST TONIGHT, NOT JUST TOMORROW,

艾莉西亞・凱斯會在這裡 不只是今晚，不只是明天。

NOT JUST WEDNESDAY BUT THURSDAY, ALL FOUR SHOWS.

不僅僅是週三，而是週四，所有四場演出。

>> James: LAST TIME ALICIA KEYS WAS IN THE STUDIO SHE WAS

>> 詹姆斯：上次艾麗西婭-凱斯在攝影棚的時候，她是

HOSTING THE SHOW, NOW SHE IS HERE FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.

主持節目，現在她是這裡的整個星期。

WITHIN NO TIME SHE THIS WILL BE HER SHOW, I WILL BE WHERE IAN IS

在任何時候，她這將是她的節目，我會在哪裡，我是在哪裡。

DOING LESS GOOD COMEDY ABOUT PIE MOTHER IN AN EARTHQUAKE.

在地震中做少許好的喜劇，關於餡餅母親。

YOU KNOW, I WILL JUST CHIME IN DURING THE MONOLOGUE.

你知道，我只是會在獨白的過程中插話。

THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, I CAN FEEL IT.

這就是將要發生的事情，我可以感覺到。

BUT ALICIA KEYS IS HERE, ALL WEEK, SO PLEASE STICK AROUND FOR

但艾麗西婭-凱斯本週都在這裡，所以請大家堅持下去。

NOW OF COURSE THERE WAS SOME INCREDIBLY SAD NEWS OVER THE

現在，當然有一些非常悲傷的消息，在過去的

AND THAT IS THE TRAGIC PASSING OF SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH

這就是最高法院大法官RUTH的離世悲劇

YOU DOANT HAVE TO HAVE LIVED IN AMERICA LONG TO UNDERSTAND WHAT

你不必在美國住得太久，就能明白什麼是 "美國"。

AN INCREDIBLE IMPACT SHE HAD ON THIS COUNTRY, YOU KNOW,

她對這個國家產生了巨大的影響，你知道的。

THROUGHOUT HER CAREER AS A LAWYER, A PROFESSOR, SECRETARY

在她的律師、教師、教師、律師事務所的職業生涯中，她是一個很好的例子。

SOMEONE WHO IS CONSTANTLY WORKING TO TURN THE WHEELS OF

一個一直在努力轉動輪子的人。

SOCIAL JUSTICE TOWARDS MEANINGFUL CHANGE IN AREAS LIKE

爭取在類似領域實現有意義的變革的社會正義。

GENDER AND LGBTQ PAY EQUALITY, WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND CIVIL RIGHTS

性別與男女同志、雙性戀和變性者的薪酬平等、婦女權利和公民權

AND IT ST A FACT THAT AMERICA HAS LOST AN ABSOLUTE HERO AND AN

而事實是，美國失去了一個絕對的英雄和一個。

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民主黨人做好充分準備，絕不使用 "世界末日選項" (Democrats Fully Prepared To Never Use "Armageddon Option")

incredible

nasty

applause

brilliant