字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE 歡迎來到 "遲來的晚間秀",我希望... YOU HAD A GREAT DAY. 你有一個偉大的一天。 I KNOW I DID. 我知道我做了。 THAT IS BECAUSE I'M HERE. 那是因為我在這裡。 I'M ALLOWED OUT. 我被允許出來。 I'M OUT OF QUARANTINE AND IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK, GANG. 我出了夸父,這是很好的回來,GANG。 IT'S NICE TO BE BACK. 回來真好 IT WAS DIFFICULT TRYING TO DO THE SHOW OVER ZOOM. 試圖在放大鏡下做表演是很困難的。 IT WAS MUCH HARDER TRYING TO LET GUILLERMO KNOW THAT I'M AVOIDING 想讓吉勒莫知道我在躲避,那就更難了。 EYE CONTACT. EYE CONTACT。 DIFFICULT TO DO THAT THROUGH A SCREEN, YOU KNOW. 通過螢幕很難做到這一點,你知道的。 BUT IT WORKED OUT GREAT. 但它工作了很大。 IT DID. 它做到了。 I WAS RELEASED FROM QUARANTINE JUST IN TIME TO RUN SCREAMING 我被放出隔離區的時候正好趕上我尖叫著跑了出來 FROM MY HOUSE WHEN THE 4.5 EARTHQUAKE HIT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 週五晚上4. 5級地震發生時,從我家傳來的消息。 IT WAS BEEN A REALLY GREAT TIME. 它是一個真正偉大的時代。 DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE IAN? 你感覺到地震了嗎,伊安? >> I DID. >> 我做到了。 I FELT IT AND WHAT I LEARNED IS NO ONE DOES ANYTHING THAT MAKES 我感覺到了,我學到的是,沒有人做任何事情,使 SENSE DURING AN EARTHQUAKE. 地震時的感覺。 >> James: WHY, WHAT DID YOU DO? >> 詹姆斯。為什麼,你做了什麼? >> MY MOTHER WAS VISITING DOWN FROM BACK HOME. >> 我母親從老家來拜訪。 AND THE EARTHQUAKE HIT AND WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND I WAS 和地震發生了,我們看著對方,我是。 LIKE RUN OUTSIDE. 喜歡跑到外面去。 SO THE FIRST THING SHE DID WAS GRAB A HOUSE PLANT AND THEN I 所以她做的第一件事就是抓了一棵房子的植物,然後我... PAUSED THE SHOW WE WERE WATCHING LIKE WE WERE GOING TO LIKE OKAY 暫停了我們正在看的節目,就像我們要去喜歡好嗎? T IS AN EMERGENCY, THIS COULD BE THE BIG ONE BUT NOT BIGGER THAN 這是一個緊急情況,這可能是最大的一個,但不大於。 WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH ON COLUME BO RIGHT NOW. 他們正在經歷什麼 COLUME BO現在。 WE HAVE TO PAUSE IT. 我們必須暫停它。 AND THEN WE RAN OUTSIDE. 然後我們就跑到外面去了。 AND WE JUST STOOD THERE BECAUSE WE COME FROM A FLAYS WHERE WHERE 而我們只是停留在那裡,因為我們來自一個FLAYS,在哪裡,在哪裡。 THERE IS NO EARTHQUAKES AND WE SHOULD STOOD THERE UNTIL WE 沒有地震,我們應該站在那裡,直到我們。 NOTICED NONE OF THE OTHER NEIGHBORS WERE OUTSIDE. 注意到其他鄰居都不在外面。 AND WE WERE LIKE OKAY, LET'S GO BACK IN AND FINISH KOL DDZ UMBO. 我們想好了,讓我們回去,完成KOL DDZ UMBO。 >> James: WELL, I WAS AWAKE WHEN IT HAPPENED AND MY WIFE WAS >> 詹姆斯。好了,我醒了,當它發生,我的妻子是。 ASLEEP. 睡覺。 AND I WAS PLAYING-- I 34 NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT T I WAS PLAYING 我在玩... 我不羞於承認我在玩。 A COMPUTER GAME ON MY iPAD, ALL RIGHT. 一個電腦遊戲在我的iPAD上,所有的權利。 I'M A FATHER OF THREE, SATURDAY NIGHT, WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC, WHAT 我是三個孩子的父親,週六晚上,我們在一個大恐慌,什麼? DO YOU WANT ME TO DO. 你想讓我做什麼? SO ANYWAY, I'M PLAYING TENNIS AND I'M IN A REAL DUAL AGAINST 所以,我在打網球,而且我在一個真正的雙人對抗賽中。 SOMEONE, I'M LIKE THIS. 有人,我是這樣的。 YOU KNOW. 你知道的。 AND THE EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED AND OUR AND MY WIFE WENT LIKE THIS, 和地震發生了,我們和我的妻子去了這樣。 SHE WENT? 她去了? OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT. 哦,我的上帝,那是什麼。 LIKE THAT. 像這樣。 SHE WALKED AROUND THE ROOM GOING THAT'S AN EARTHQUAKE, THAT'S AN 她在房間裡走來走去,說那是地震,那是地震。 EARTHQUAKE. 地震。 AND I'M LIKE I'M SO CLOSE TO ET BOOING THIS GUY. 我想我是如此接近ET BOOING這個傢伙。 YOU KNOW. 你知道的。 I MEAN THE ADVANTAGE IS DEUTION, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 我的意思是說,優勢是免責,給我一分鐘。 >> THAT IS THE HEART OF A CHAMPION, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT >> 這就是一個冠軍的心,這正是我們的目標 FEDERER WOULD DO. FEDER會做。 >> James: THANK YOU, IAN. >> 詹姆斯。謝謝你,伊安。 I WILL BE HONEST, SHE DID NOT SEE IT THAT WAY. 我會說實話,她沒有看到它的方式。 REG, IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AGAIN. REG,很高興再次見到你本人。 ARE REALLY IS. 是真正的是。 I'M LOVING THIS JACKET. 我很喜歡這件夾克衫。 >> Reggie: THANK YOU. >> 雷吉:謝謝你。 IT'S VERY ESSENTIAL. 這是非常必要的。 (APPLAUSE). (掌聲). >> James: BUT IT, IT IS LOVELY TO BE BACK IN THE STUDIO. >> 詹姆斯。但它,它是美好的 回到工作室。 WE HAVE AN EXTRA SPECIAL WEEK PLANNED FOR YOU. 我們為您準備了一個特別的星期。 ALICIA KEYS WILL BE HERE NOT JUST TONIGHT, NOT JUST TOMORROW, 艾莉西亞・凱斯會在這裡 不只是今晚,不只是明天。 NOT JUST WEDNESDAY BUT THURSDAY, ALL FOUR SHOWS. 不僅僅是週三,而是週四,所有四場演出。 ALICIA KEYS IS HERE THE WHOLE WEEK. ALICIA KEYS整個星期都在這裡。 (APPLAUSE) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? (掌聲)你知道我的意思嗎? IT'S A WEEK A KEYS. 這是一個星期一個關鍵。 THAT IS WHAT ST. WHAT WEEK IS IT? 這就是聖...現在是什麼星期? >> A WEEK A KEYS. >> 一週一鍵。 >> James: WHAT WEEK IS IT. >> 詹姆斯。現在是什麼星期。 >> A WEEK A KEYS. >> 一週一鍵。 >> A KEEK A KEYS WICCA WICCA KEYS. >> A KEEK A KEYS WICCA WICCA KEYS。 >> James: LAST TIME ALICIA KEYS WAS IN THE STUDIO SHE WAS >> 詹姆斯:上次艾麗西婭-凱斯在攝影棚的時候,她是 HOSTING THE SHOW, NOW SHE IS HERE FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. 主持節目,現在她是這裡的整個星期。 I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 我知道這是要去哪裡。 I UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 我明白這是什麼意思。 WITHIN NO TIME SHE THIS WILL BE HER SHOW, I WILL BE WHERE IAN IS 在任何時候,她這將是她的節目,我會在哪裡,我是在哪裡。 DOING LESS GOOD COMEDY ABOUT PIE MOTHER IN AN EARTHQUAKE. 在地震中做少許好的喜劇,關於餡餅母親。 YOU KNOW, I WILL JUST CHIME IN DURING THE MONOLOGUE. 你知道,我只是會在獨白的過程中插話。 THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, I CAN FEEL IT. 這就是將要發生的事情,我可以感覺到。 BUT ALICIA KEYS IS HERE, ALL WEEK, SO PLEASE STICK AROUND FOR 但艾麗西婭-凱斯本週都在這裡,所以請大家堅持下去。 THAT. 那。 NOW OF COURSE THERE WAS SOME INCREDIBLY SAD NEWS OVER THE 現在,當然有一些非常悲傷的消息,在過去的 WEEKEND. 週末。 AND THAT IS THE TRAGIC PASSING OF SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH 這就是最高法院大法官RUTH的離世悲劇 BADER GINSBURG. BADER GINSBURG. IT WAS SO SAD. 它是如此悲傷。 YOU DOANT HAVE TO HAVE LIVED IN AMERICA LONG TO UNDERSTAND WHAT 你不必在美國住得太久,就能明白什麼是 "美國"。 AN INCREDIBLE IMPACT SHE HAD ON THIS COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, 她對這個國家產生了巨大的影響,你知道的。 THROUGHOUT HER CAREER AS A LAWYER, A PROFESSOR, SECRETARY 在她的律師、教師、教師、律師事務所的職業生涯中,她是一個很好的例子。 FEMALE JUDGE ON THE SUPREME COURT. 最高法院的女法官: SHE WAS KNOWN AS THE CONSENSUS BUILDER. 她被稱為CONSENSUS BUILDER。 SOMEONE WHO IS CONSTANTLY WORKING TO TURN THE WHEELS OF 一個一直在努力轉動輪子的人。 SOCIAL JUSTICE TOWARDS MEANINGFUL CHANGE IN AREAS LIKE 爭取在類似領域實現有意義的變革的社會正義。 GENDER AND LGBTQ PAY EQUALITY, WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND CIVIL RIGHTS 性別與男女同志、雙性戀和變性者的薪酬平等、婦女權利和公民權 AND MARRIAGE EQUALITY. 和婚姻平等 AND IT ST A FACT THAT AMERICA HAS LOST AN ABSOLUTE HERO AND AN 而事實是,美國失去了一個絕對的英雄和一個。 ICON, THE NOTORIOUS RBG. ICON,臭名昭著的RBG。 HOW INCREDIBLE DO YOU HAVE TO BE GIVEN A COOL RAP NICKNAME WHILE 你有多了不起,你必須被賦予一個很酷的RAP名字,而當 YOU ARE A LAWYER. 你是一個律師。 LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENS, EVER. 實際上,從來沒有發生,永遠。 THAT IS HOW INCREDIBLE SHE WAS. 這就是她的厲害之處。 YOU KNOW? 你知道嗎? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HER FAMILY HAD LOST SOMEONE THEY DEARLY 最重要的是,她的家人失去了一個他們非常喜歡的人。 LOVED AND OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DURING 我們的愛和我們的心向他們中的每一個人致敬。 THIS MOST DIFFICULT TIME. 這最困難的時候。 AND ALL OF THIS MEANS THAT NOW THERE IS AN OPEN SUPREME COURT 這一切意味著現在有了一個公開的最高法院。 SEAT, JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN 40 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION. 座,距離選舉還有40多天。 AND IT OPENS THE DOOR TO A VERY NASTY POLITICAL FIGHT. 這為一場非常惡劣的政治鬥爭打開了大門。 MEANING AND WE MIGHT FINALLY HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE 意思是,我們可能最終要對《聖經》說再見了。 PEACEFUL, SMOOTH SAILING TIMES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, YOU 特朗普政府的和平、平穩航行的時代,你。 KNOW? 知道嗎? I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS AND THEY WERE LIKE GUYS IT IS ABOUT TO 我在看新聞,他們就像夥計們一樣,要開始了。 GET NASTY. 變得骯髒。 I WAS LIKE ABOUT TO GET NASTY. 我正想發洩一下呢 WHAT IS THE-- THE LAST FOUR YEARS BEEN ABOUT? 過去的四年是怎麼過的? AND THIS RALLY ON SATURDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WASTED NO TIME 和這個集會上週六特朗普總統浪費了任何時間。 BY SAYING HE PLANS TO FILL THE OPEN SUPREME COURT SEAT WITH A 他說他計劃用一名候選人填補最高法院的公開席位。 WOMAN. 女: >> I WILL BE PUTTING FORTH A NOMINEE NEXT WEEK. >> 我將在下週提出一個提名人。 IT WILL BE A WOMAN. 這將是一個女人。 IT WILL BE A WOMAN. 這將是一個女人。 >> James: WOW. >> 詹姆斯。WOW。 IS IT JUST ME, IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SOUND LIKE TRUMP'S 是我的錯,是我的錯,還是聽起來像特朗普的。 ANNOUNCING A SACRIFICE. 宣佈一個犧牲。 IT WILL BE A WOMAN. 這將是一個女人。 BUT HE'S PROMISED A FEMALE NOMINEE, THIS MEANS TRUMP IS 但是,他承諾一個女性候選人,這意味著特朗普是。 GOING TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME THIS WEEKEND JOYING HIS 將花費大量的時間這個週末歡樂他的。 FAVORITE HOBBY, RACING WOMEN ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN. 最喜歡的愛好,賽車女郎一到十級。 HERE'S HOW FAST THIS IS ALL MOVING. 這裡的速度有多快,這一切都在移動。 THIS MORNING TRUMP CALLED HIS BOXING FRIEND AND SAID HE 今天早上,特朗普打電話給他的拳擊朋友,說他。 ANNOUNCED HIS NOMINATION BY FRIDAY OR SATURDAY OF THIS WEEK. 在本週的星期五或星期六之前宣佈他的提名。 AND THIS IS TRUE, YOU KNOW IT'S URGENT IF TRUMP IS WILLING TO 這是真實的,你知道這是迫切的,如果特朗普願意。 WORK ON A SATURDAY. 在星期六工作。 BUT THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST. 但這一切發生得太快了。 I KNOW ONE WAY, THE DEMOCRATS COULD SLOW TRUMP DOWN. 我知道一個辦法,民主黨人可以拖住特朗普。 ♪ >> James: OH, YOU WANT TO NOM >>詹姆斯。哦,你想提名 NATURE THIS WEEKEND, JUST DOWN THAT RAMP, JUST DOWN THAT RAMP, 這個週末的自然,只是下了那個坡,只是下了那個坡。 YES. 是的。 MOST PEOPLE ARE CLEARING IN A WEEK, YOU SHOULD DO IT IN ABOUT 大多數人都是在一週內清除,你應該在大約一週內完成。 41 DAYS. 41天。 NOW DEMOCRATS SAY THAT THEY HAVE A PLAN TO RETALIATE, ASSUMING 現在民主黨人說,他們有一個重新評估的計劃,假設:"我有一個計劃。 THAT THEY CAN WIN THE PRESIDENCY AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE SENATE 他們可以贏得總統並控制參議院。 AFTER THE ELECTION. 選舉結束後, THEY WOULD ADD TWO NEW STATES TO THE COUNTRY AND INCREASE THE 他們將為國家增加兩個新的州,並增加國家的數量。 SIZE OF THE SUPREME COURT. 最高法院的規模: THEY'RE CALLING THIS QUOTE THE ARMAGEDDON OPTION WHICH SOUNDS 他們稱這個報價為ARMAGEDDON方案,這聽起來是。 LIKE SOMETHING ON A TEX-MEX MENU THAT INVOLVES GHOST PEPPERS. 就像在TEX -MEX菜單上的一些東西,涉及到幽靈胡椒。 YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE ARMAGEDDON OPTION, YEAH, NO, 你知道嗎,我們要用阿拉格登的方案,是的,不。 WE ALL LIKE SPICY FOOD, YEAH, ALL OF US. 我們都喜歡辛辣的食物,是的,我們所有的人。 (LAUGHTER) NOT JANUARY IS, SHE DOESN'T WANT (笑)不是一月是,她不希望 THE PEPPERS ANYWAY, IT'S FINE. 不管怎麼說,PEPPERS是好的。 DEMOCRATS ARE THREATENING TO RETALIATE WITH A VERY STRONG 民主黨人正威脅要以強有力的方式進行報復。 RESPONSE. 答覆: NOW REMEMBER IT'S THE DEMOCRATS, SO THEY WON'T. 記住,是民主黨人,所以他們不會。 (LAUGHTER) BUT THEY'RE THREATENING TO. 但他們威脅要。 HERE'S WHY THEY ARE CALLING IT THE ARMAGEDDON OPTION. 這就是為什麼他們稱它為ARMAGEDDON選項。 NOT ONLY WOULD THEY PACK THE SUPREME COURT, THEY SAID THEY 他們不僅要包裝最高法院,他們還說自己 ARE GOING TO DO WITH IT BRUCE WILLIS, BEN AFFLECK, LIVE TYLER, 要用它來做BRUCE WILLIS, BEN AFFLECK, LIVE TYLER, BILLY BOB THORNSON-- THORNTON AND STEVE BUSCEMI. BILLY BOB THORNSON... THORNTON AND STEVE BUSCEMI. DO YOU GET IT, DO YOU GET T BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE MOVIE ARM 你明白了嗎,你明白了嗎,你明白了嗎,你明白了嗎,因為他們是在電影臂。 GEDON. GEDON: