KAY, MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS DO YOU FOLLOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE

凱，我的問題是，你是否聽從美國總統的命令？

UNIT STATES DONLD J. TRUMP ON TWITTER?

UNIT STATES DONLD J. TRUMP ON TWITTER?

>> Reggie: I KEEP FORGETTING.

>> 我一直忘了。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: SAME, EXACTLY THE SAME.

>> 詹姆斯。一樣的，完全一樣的。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: I LOG OFF AND I GO OH, DIDN'T FOLLOW HIM AGAIN.

>> 詹姆斯。我登錄關閉，我去哦，沒有跟著他了。

>> Reggie: NO, NO.

>> 雷吉：不，不。

>> James: ANOTHER DAY.

>> 詹姆斯。另一天。

WELL LOOK, THEN YOU WILL HAVE MISSED THIS.

好吧，看，然後你就會錯過這個。

BECAUSE SHOW THE PRESIDENT'S POST SEEMS TO MAKE EVEN LESS

因為顯示總統的職位似乎使更少的。

SENSE THAN USUAL.

比一般的感覺。

BECAUSE THIS MORNING TRUMP RETWEETED A POST THAT HAD A

因為今天早上特朗普轉發了一篇文章，其中有一個。

PICTURE OF HIM ALONG WITH THE CAPTION "SAW" NOT FAT "TRENDING

他的照片以及標題 "看到 "不胖 "趨勢"。

AND TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING TRUMP SAID.

我還以為是特朗普說的。

NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHY TRUMP WOULD RETWEET THAT.

現在我不知道為什麼特朗普會轉發這條微博。

I AM NOT EVEN REALLY SURE WHAT THAT TWEET MEANS.

我甚至都不知道那條微博是什麼意思。

ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAW IT AND

我只知道美國總統看到了這一點，然後...

THOUGHT, DURING A PANDEMIC WHILE WILDFIRES ARE RAGING THROUGHOUT

思考，在大火肆虐的情況下，在一片混亂中。

CALIFORNIA, I HAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

加利福尼亞州，我必須與美國人民分享這個。

NOW TRUMP WASN'T EVEN TAGGED IN THIS TWEET WHICH MEANS THAT

現在，特朗普甚至沒有在這條微博上打上標籤，這意味著：

TRUMP SEARCHED HIS OWN NAME TO FIND THE TWEETS.

特朗普搜索了自己的名字，找到了這些推文。

JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE INSECURE VANITY SEARCH WELL DOES TRUMP GO

不安全的萬能搜索井到底有多遠，特朗普去了哪裡？

EVERY DAY.

每天都有。

THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A WORLD LEADER.

這不是一個世界領袖的行為。

THIS IS FRANKLY THE WE-IER OF A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST.

這是FRANKLY深夜脫口秀主持人的韋爾。

CAN WE LOOK AT THIS, CAN WE SEE THE BEAT AGAIN.

我們可以看看這個，我們可以看到拍子了。

THAT BRINGS UP ANOTHER QUESTION TO ME, WHY DO AMERICANS, WHY DO

這又讓我想到了另一個問題，為什麼美國人，為什麼要做

YOU AMERICANS NOT BUTTON A POLO SHIRT ALL THE WAY UP?

你們美國人不是把POLO衫扣得很高嗎？

BECAUSE BRITS-- .

因為英國人...

>> Reggie: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

>> 我有個問題。

>> James: BECAUSE ARE YOU A FULL BUTTON.

>> 詹姆斯。因為你是一個完整的按鈕。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: BUT I DON'T CONSIDER YOU AMERICAN.

>> 詹姆斯。但我不認為你是美國人。

I CONSIDER YOU A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD.

我認為你是世界公民。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> James: IF YOU WATCH THE CARPOOL VIDEO YOU KNOW I AM ALL

>> 詹姆斯。如果你看了CarPOOL的視頻，你知道我是所有的。

BUTTONS.

按鈕：

AMERICANS ALWAYS LEAVE ONE, SOMETIMES TWO, OCCASIONALLY

美國人總是離開一個，有時兩個，偶爾也會離開

THREE UNDONE.

3個未完成。

WHAT IS THAT B IAN.

那是什麼B IAN。

ARE YOU NOT A FULL BUTTON GUY.

你是不是一個完整的按鈕的傢伙。

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> 不，不，不。

ST MALE CLEAVAGE, YOU KNOW?

ST MALE CLEAVAGE，你知道嗎？

YOU GOT TO PUT THE VIBE OUT A LITTLE BIT.

你得把氣氛放得開一點。

>> James: HANG ON.

>> 詹姆斯。HANG ON.

I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.

我必須和你談談這個。

I JUST NOTICED YOUR CHAIN, WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

我剛剛注意到你的鏈子，這裡發生了什麼。

>> I ROCK A CHAIN.

>> 我搖滾鏈。

I'M ACTUALLY WEARING THREE CHAINS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET

我實際上是戴著三條鏈子的，如果你真的想獲得

INTO IT.

進入它。

>> James: BECAUSE TWO CHAINS PEOPLE WOULD CONFUSE YOU WITH

>> 詹姆斯。因為人們會用兩條鏈子來迷惑你。

THE RAPPER.

強姦犯：

>> CON FEUZ ME WITH 2 CHAINS AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT.

>>CON FEUZ我有兩條鏈子，我不能有。

SO I HAVE 3 CHAIN.

所以我有3條鏈子。

>> James: ONE OUT AND TWO UNDER.

>> 詹姆斯。一個出局，兩個下場。

WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO AS THE SURPRISE.

為什麼你有兩個作為驚喜。

>> YOU DO THIS ONE, AND THEN IT TAKES THE EYE UP THE NECK AND

>> 你做這一個，然後它採取的眼睛在脖子和

THEN THEY SEE TWO MORE CHAINS, AND THEN THE WHEEL STARTS

然後他們又看到兩條鏈子，然後輪子就開始了。

SPINNING, WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE.

旋轉，那下面還有什麼。

>> James: I WOULD LOVE IT IF FROM THIS MOMENT ONWARDS YOU

>> 詹姆斯。我很喜歡它，如果從這一刻起，在未來的你

JUST KEEP ADDING CHAINS.

只是不斷增加鏈子。

UNTIL LIKE BY CHRISTMAS WE LOOK OVER AND YOU ARE JUST FULL

直到聖誕節前，我們看著你的時候，你已經滿了。

MR. T.

MR. T.T.

FULL CHAINS THE WHOLE WAY AND WE NEVER MENTION IT.

全鏈的方式，我們從來沒有提到它。

>> THAT IS COOL.

>> 這是很好的。

>> James: HERE IS THE THING, NOBODY KNOWS WHY TRUMP RETWEETED

>> 詹姆斯：這裡的東西，沒有人知道為什麼特朗普推特。

IT.

IT：

NOT EVEN THE GUY WHO WROTE THE TWEET BECAUSE AFTER SEEING THE

甚至連寫這條微博的人也不例外，因為在看到這條微博後，他就開始了他的工作。

PRESIDENT RETWEETED THE POST HE POSTED, I AM SO CONFUSED.

主席轉發了他發的帖子，我很困惑。

(LAUGHTER) I GOT TO SAY SORRY, MAN, ARE YOU

我得說對不起，夥計，你... ...

NOT ALLOWED TO BE CONFUSED.

不允許被迷惑。

TRUMP RETWEETED YOU.

特朗普把你推特了。

YOU ARE NOW THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE.

你現在是農業局局長。

THOSE ARE THE RULES.

這些都是規則。

BUT TRUMP'S CONFUSING TWEETS DIDN'T STOP THERE.

但特朗普令人費解的推特並沒有止步於此。

THIS MORNING COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE HE TWEETED ABOUT NORTH

今天早上，他突然發了一條關於北方的微博。

KOREA'S SUPREME LEADER.

大韓民國最高領導人：

HE TWEETED KIM JUNG-UN IS IN GOOD HEALTH, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE

他在微博上說金正恩身體很好，千萬不要低估他。

HIM.

他：

>> WHAT.

>> 什麼？

>> James: AND IF THERE ONE THING WE LEARNED THIS WEEK IS

>> 詹姆斯。如果我們這周學到的一件事是：

THAT DONALD TRUMP WOULD NEVER, EVER MISLEAD US WHEN IT COMES TO

唐納德-特朗普不會，永遠不會誤導我們，當它涉及到。

ISSUES OF PEOPLE'S HEALTH.

人民健康問題：

ALSO, WHO'S UNDERESTIMATING HIM.

還有，誰在低估他。

IS HE A RUTHLESS DICTATOR WHO LIKES TO RANDOMLY FIRE OFF

他是否是個喜歡胡亂開槍的無情獨裁者？

MISSILES AND HANG OUT WITH DENNIS RODMAN.

飛彈和掛出與丹尼斯羅德曼。

HONESTLY I THINK I ESTIMATE THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT.

老實說，我想我估計的金額是完全正確的。

I MEAN REG, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF, DO YOU UNDERESTIMATE

我的意思是REG，你是否考慮到自己，你是否低估了。

KIM JUNG-UN.

KIM JUNG-UN.

>> Reggie: I DON'T THINK I HAVE.

>> 我想我沒有。

>> James: ARE YOU PRETTY BANG ON IN THE ESTIMATION.

>> 詹姆斯。你的估計非常準確。

IAN, WHERE DO YOU STAND ON ESTIMATING KIM JUNG-UN.

IAN，你對金正恩的估計立場是什麼？

>> HELL NO, I WOULD NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HIM, THAT IS LIKE

>>地獄沒有，我永遠不會低估他，這就像。

FORGETTING ABOUT DRAKE, YOU JUST DON'T DO IT.

忘記了DRAKE，你只是不這樣做。

>> James: YOU DON'T DO IT.

>> 詹姆斯。你不要這樣做。

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

你是絕對正確的。

HAVE I THAT SONG, I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN ABOUT DRAKE CUZ YOU

我有沒有那首歌，我從來沒有忘記過DRAKE，因為你。

KNOW PEOPLE WANT TO TALK.

知道人們想說話。

>> LIKE THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, BUT NOTHING COMES OUT.

>> 好像他們有話要說，但什麼也沒說出來。

>> James: IT IS JUST GIBBERISH.

>> 詹姆斯。這只是gibberish。

>> WHEN THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS IT IS JUST GIBBERISH.

>> 當他們動嘴脣的時候，這只是gibberish。

>> James: YOU KNOW AND THEN [BLEEP] FORGOT ABOUT DRAKE.

>> 詹姆斯。你知道，然後[嗶]忘記了DRAKE。

(LAUGHTER) BUT TRUMP HAS BEEN STRANGELY

但是，特朗普已經奇怪地。

OBSESSED WITH KIM JUNG-UN FOR AWHILE.

痴迷於金正恩好一陣子了。

AND ACCORDING TO NEW DETAILS FROM JOURNALIST BOB WOODWARD'S

根據記者BOB WOODWARD的新的細節。

UPCOMING BOOK, TRUMP BRAGGED ABOUT A SERIES OF FLATTERING

即將出版的書，特朗普吹噓了一系列的浮誇。

LETTERS THAT HE AND KIM JUNG-UN SENT BACK AND FORTH TO EACH

他和金正恩互送的信件。

OTHER.

其他：

APPARENTLY KIM WROTE THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE QUOTE A

顯然，金寫道，他們的關係就像引用一個。

FANTASY FILM.

幻想電影：

AND THAT'S A MOVIE I DO NOT WANT TO SEE.

而這是一部我不想看的電影。

(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS GOING ON THERE.

那裡發生了什麼事？

THEY ARE WRITING EACH OTHER LETTERS, THIS ISN'T A FANTASY

他們在給對方寫信，這不是一個幻想。

MOVIE, THIS IS THE NOTEBOOK.

電影，這是筆記簿。

TRUMP ALSO COMPARED HIS CHEMISTRY WITH KIM JUNG-UN TO

特朗普還將自己的化學原理與金正恩進行了比較，以。

THE ROMANTIC FELING HE GETS WITH A WOMAN SAYING QUOTE, AND

浪漫的感覺，他得到與一個女人說的報價，和。

THIS IS 100% REAL, YOU NEED A MEET A WOMAN, IN ONE SECOND YOU

這是100％真實的，你需要一個滿足一個女人，在一秒鐘內，你。

KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, IT DOESN'T TAKE YOU

知道是否會發生，不需要你去做

TEN MINUTES AND IT DOESN'T TALK YOU SIX WEEKS.

十分鐘，它不告訴你六個星期。

IT'S LIKE WHOA, OKAY, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES SOME WHAT LESS THAN A

這就像哇，好吧，你知道，它採取了一些什麼少了一個。

SECOND.

第二：

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HE'S TALKING ABOUT KIM JUNG-UN.

我無法強調這一點，他說的是金正恩。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: IT IS SO WEIRD.

>> 詹姆斯。它是如此怪異。

I HEARD ABOUT KIM'S FORCED LABOR CAMP AND GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA

我聽說了金正日的強迫勞動營和政府宣傳的事。

CAMPAIGN, BUT YOU KNOW, HE GETS ME, YOU KNOW.

競選，但你知道，他得到了我，你知道。

BUT TRUMP KNOWS RELATIONSHIP CHEMISTRY, HE DOES.

但特朗普知道關係化學，他確實知道。

LOOK AT ALL THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN HIM AND MELANIA.

看看他和羅馬尼亞之間的化學關係。

MEANWHILE THEY JUST HELD A PRIMARY ELECTION IN NEW

與此同時，他們剛剛在新澤西州舉行了初選

HAMPSHIRE SHIRE AND AFTER A WOMAN WAS TOLD THAT SHE COULDN'T

HAMPSHIRE SHIRE AND AFTER A WOMAN WALKING WALKING WALKING THAT SHE COULNDN'T

WEAR AN ANTI-TRUMP SHIRT IN TO HER POLLING PLACE, SHE JUST DID

穿著反特朗普的襯衫進入她的投票站，她就這樣做了。

THE NEXT BEST THING, SHE REMOVED HER SHIRT AND WENT IN AND VOTED

接下來，她脫掉了襯衫，進去投了票。

TOPLESS.

無上。

>> SHE WAS DONE IN A FLASH.

>> 她在一瞬間被幹掉了。

>> James: GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.

>> 詹姆斯。大家晚安。

>> IT WASN'T A HISTORIC MOMENT T WAS THE FIRS TIME POLLING

>> 這不是一個歷史性的時刻，T是FIRS時間的民意調查

WORKERS INSISTING ON GIVING SOMEONE TWO I VOTED STICKERS.

執意要給別人兩張 "我投了票 "的籤子的工人。

THANK YOU, STEVEN.

謝謝你，斯蒂文。

WHAT ARE WE, FIVE MINUTES IN, HIS FIRST LAUGH.

我們是什麼，5分鐘後，他的第一次笑。

NOT EVEN THE CHANGE, NOTHING FROM HIM ON THE CHANGE.

甚至沒有變化，沒有從他的變化。

AND FINALLY DID YOU SEE THIS, THIS IS ODD, APPARENTLY DOZENS

最後，你看到了這個，這是奇怪的，顯然幾十個

OF AMAZON'S OWN ORIGINAL PRODUCTS MADE FOR THEIR AMAZON

為AMAZON自己的原創產品中，有多少是為其AMAZON製造的？

BASICS LINE OF ELECTRONICS HAVE BEEN BURSTING INTO FLAMES.

基本的電子線已經爆發出火焰。

YEAH.

是的。

BUT FREE SHIPPING IF YOU'VE GOT PRIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE

但如果你已經得到了Prime，所以你必須採取的免費送貨。

GOOD WITH THE BAD.

好的與壞的。

I MEAN I'VE HEARD OF KINDLE FIRE BUT THIS IS INDIVIDUALIC LUS.

我的意思是，我已經聽說過的KINDLE火，但這是單獨的LUS。

I MEAN I'VE HEARD OF KINDLE FIRE BUT THIS IS INDIVIDUALIC LUS.

我的意思是，我已經聽說過的KINDLE火，但這是單獨的LUS。

(LAUGHTER) -- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

（笑） - 這是荒謬的。

>> YOU GET IT, RIGHT, KINDLE FIRE.

>> 你懂的，對吧，金德火。

THE PRODUCT IS BURSTING INTO FLAMES.

產品正在燃燒。

>> YEAH, I GOT IT.

>> 是的，我明白了。

>> James: YOU GET IT, OF COURSE YOU DO.

>> 詹姆斯。你得到它，當然你做。

OF COURSE YOU DO, ROB, YOU GET IT.

當然了，羅伯，你懂的。

>> OH YEAH, KINDLE, AMAZON PRODUCT, FIRE, FLAMES.

>> 哦，是的，KINDLE，亞馬遜產品，火災，火焰。

>> James: DON'T SUK THE AIR OUT OF IT, JUST, LAUREN, YOU GET

>> 詹姆斯：不要吸氣了，只是，勞倫，你得到的。

IT, WAS IT YOUR JOKE?

它，是你的玩笑嗎？

NO, OF COURSE.

不，當然。

APPROXIMATE IT WAS MINE, I WROTE IT ALL ON MY OWN.

大概是我的，我自己寫的。

I WAS UP IN THE OFFICE AND I THOUGHT, I WAS IN THE OFFICE AND

我在辦公室裡想，我在辦公室裡想，我在辦公室裡想。

I WAS THINKING YOU KNOW, AND I THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT

我在想，你知道，我想... 我想，我想。

AMAZON, THE PRODUCTS ARE BURSTING INTO FLAMES.

AMAZON，產品正在燃燒。

LET ME HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT OTHER PRODUCTS AMAZON DO AND I

讓我來看看亞馬遜還有哪些產品，我也來看看。

SAW THE KINDLE FIRE AND I WAS LIKE-- DONE.

看到火爐，我想 - 完成。

STOPPED THEN, WENT OUT FOR LUNCH.

然後停了下來，出去吃午飯。

HERE'S HOW YOU KNOW THE ITEM COULD BE DANGEROUS ON THE

以下是您如何知道該物品在市場上可能存在危險的方法。

PRODUCT PAGE AMAZON TELLS YOU THAT CUSTOMERS IMIS THAT HAVE

產品頁面 AMAZON告訴你，客戶對於已經購買的產品有了更多的瞭解。

BOUGHT THIS, HAVE ALSO BOUGHT THIS.

買了這個，也買了這個。