IT WAS HOT.

它是熱的。

WE'RE IN LOS ANGELES.

我們在洛杉磯。

IF YOU'VE JUST TUNED IN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

如果你是第一次收看，

( LAUGHTER ) WE DO THE SHOW IN LOS ANGELES,

（笑）我們做的節目在洛杉磯。

AND IT'S WARM.

而且很暖和

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO SLICE IT.

沒有其他的方法來切開它。

IT'S WARM.

它的溫暖。

DID YOU GO OUT IN THE HEAT, REGGIE?

你在高溫下出去了嗎，雷吉？

>> Reggie: I WAS LANDING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS FLYING

>> 我是在降落，因為，你知道，我在飛。

AND, AS I WAS LANDING, I COULD SEE TH RUNWAY AND JUST A FIRE,

當我降落的時候，我看到跑道上有一團火。

LIKE, THREE MILES AWAY, FIRE, RUNWAY.

就像，三英里遠，火，跑道。

>> James: YES, AND YOU DO SORT OF FEEL LIKE GOING, EVERYONE

>> 詹姆斯。是的，你確實有點感覺像去，每個人。

ELSE ON THIS PLANE GOOD IF WE DON'T LAND?

如果我們不降落，這架飛機上還有什麼好東西嗎？

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: SHALL WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?

>> 詹姆斯。我們可以去別的地方嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH, TOTALLY, ANYWHERE.

>> 雷吉：是的，完全可以，任何地方。

>> James: BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.

>> 詹姆斯。因為它感覺像一個噩夢。

IT REALLY WAS AS BAD AS IT FELT.

它真的很糟糕，因為它的感覺。

L.A. COUNTY ACTUALLY HIT ITS HIGHEST TEMPERATURE EVER

洛杉磯縣實際達到了有史以來的最高溫度。

RECORDED, 121 DEGREES.

記錄在案，121度。

>> Reggie: WHOO!

>> 雷吉：嗚！

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, AT A HOT YOGA CLASS, THE ROOM IS ONLY

從這個角度來說，在熱瑜伽課上，房間只剩下

AT 105.

AT 105.

YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY GONE TO A HOT YOGA CLASS TO COOL OFF.

你可以去上熱瑜伽課來消暑。

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S THE HOTTEST IT'S EVER

這是有史以來最熱的一次

BEEN HERE IN L.A.

曾在洛杉磯

WE'VE BEEN AT CHRIS PRATT BEFORE, AT THE START OF THE

我們以前也來過克里斯-普拉特，在開始的時候。

SUMMER WE WERE AT CHRIS PINE.

夏天，我們在克里斯松樹。

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S EVER BEEN CHRIS HEMSWORTH.

但這是第一次，它曾經是克里斯-亨斯沃思。

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S HOW THEY DO THE HEAT IN

這就是他們如何做的熱量在。

LAMB.

林伯：

IAN, CAN YOU HANDLE CHRIS HEMSWORTH HEAT?

IAN，你能搞定CHRIS HEMSWORTH HEAT嗎？

>> NO, I'M A THICK SLICE OF LA SAN . I CAN'T I START TO FEEL

>> 不，我是一塊厚厚的拉桑。 我不能讓我開始覺得

HEMSWORTH RIGHT AROUND CHRIS ROCK.

HEMSWORTH就在CHRIS ROCK附近。

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN HANDLE A CHRIS CATAN.

（笑）我可以處理一個克里斯・卡坦。

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

( LAUGHTER ) IS IT CHRIS CUOMO, THE MAN ON

是克里斯-庫莫嗎？

CNN?

CNN？

HE'S KIND OF HOT.

他有點熱。

>> HE'S HOT ENOUGH.

>> 他是夠熱的。

>> James: HERE'S HOW HOT CHRIS CUOMO WAS, HE WAS SHOT EVEN

>> 詹姆斯：這裡有多熱克里斯・庫莫是， 他被槍殺甚至

THOUGH HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FACT HE HAD CORONAVIRUS.

我以為他是在說他有冠狀病毒的事實。

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'D STILL RISK IT FOR HIM.

（笑） >> 我還是會為他冒險。

>> James: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

>> 詹姆斯。你還記得嗎？

WHERE ALL HE WOULD DO IS SIT IN HIS BASEMENT APARTMENT AND TALK

在那裡，他只會坐在他的地下室的公寓裡說話。

ABOUT IT.

關於它。

HE COULDEN GO EIGHT MINUTES WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT HE HAD

他可以去八分鐘 沒有提到，他有。

IT.

IT：

( LAUGHTER ) AND I REALLY LIKE HIM.

（笑） 我真的很喜歡他。

EVEN I WAS, LIKE, ALL RIGHT, DUDE, YOU'VE GOT MINIMAL

即使是我，喜歡，所有的權利，夥計，你已經得到了最低限度的

SYMPTOMS.

症狀：

( LAUGHTER ) DID EVERYONE SEE, HUGE NEWS

（笑）大家都看到了，大新聞。

STORY TODAY.

今天的故事。

TWITTER BLEW UP TODAY BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER LAWYER,

因為唐納德-特朗普的前律師，今天的微博爆了。

MICHAEL COHEN, RELEASED AN EXPLOSIVE TELL-ALL BOOK WITH

MICHAEL COHEN，發佈了一本爆炸性的有聲讀物，其中包括：《我的朋友》、《我的朋友》、《我的朋友》和《我的朋友》。

SOME PRETTY DAMNING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.

一些非常可惡的指控總統。

THE BOOK IS ALREADY NUMBER ONE ON AMAZON.

這本書已經在亞馬遜排名第一了。

THERE'S BEEN LIKE TEN OF THESE.

已經有十來個了。

LET'S SEE, WE'VE ALREADY HAD "FIRE AND FURY" BY MICHAEL WOLF,

讓我們看看，我們已經有了 "火與怒"，由邁克爾・沃爾夫。

"THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED," BY JOHN BOLTON, AND "TOO MUCH AND

"發生的房間"，約翰-波頓，以及 "太多，太少"。

NEVER ENOUGH" BY MARY TRUMP.

瑪麗-特朗普的 "永不滿足"。

BUT THIS IS THE ONE.

但這是一個。

THIS IS IT.

這就是它。

THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL TURN THE TIDE ON TRUMP.

這是一個將扭轉特朗普的局面。

ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE ALL THERE WHILE THE THINGS WERE HAPPENING.

所有這些人都在那裡 所有的事情發生的時候。

I'M STARTING TO THINK THEY ONLY WROTE THE BOOKS FOR MONEY.

我開始覺得他們只是為了錢才寫書的。

( LAUGHTER ) THERE WERE THAT MANY BOOKS AND

有那麼多的書和

YOU WAN TO SAY, YOU WERE THERE, DIDN'T YOU WANT TO SAY

你想說，你在那裡，你不想說嗎？

SOMETHING?

什麼東西？

YEAH, IN A BOOK IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY.

是的，在一本書中換取金錢。

( LAUGHTER ) THE BOOK IS CALLED "DISLOYAL: A

這本書被稱為 "DISLOYAL：A"。

MEMOIR: THE TRUE STORY OF THE FORMER PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO

回憶錄：前私人律師的真實故事，以饗讀者。

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP."

唐納德-J-特魯姆普總統。"

THAT'S TOO LONG OF A TITLE.

這是太長的標題。

ISN'T IT?

不是嗎？

IT'S TOO LONG AND I THINK HE'S MADE A MISTAKE.

太長了，我想他犯了一個錯誤。

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE BEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD ARE SHORT

如果你仔細想想，世界上最好的書都是短篇小說

TITLES -- "THE BIBLE,"

標題 -- -- "《聖經》"

"WAR AND PEACE," "PADDINGTON," ( LAUGHTER )

"戰爭與和平"，"帕丁頓"，（笑）。

THEY ARE, GOOD BOOKS.

他們是，好書。

>> 1984, THAT'S A GREAT BOOK.

>> 1984年，那是一本好書。

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD, THAT'S A NUMBER.

這甚至不是一個字，這是一個數字。

>> James: EXACTLY.

>> 詹姆斯。正是如此。

"DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: THE TRUE -- ALSO TOO MANY COLONS.

"DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: The TRUE -- -- Also TooOY COLONS.

I'M SAYING COLON.

我說的是結腸。

IT'S UNNATURAL FOR ME BECAUSE WE SAY -- (PRONOUNCING COLON ).

這對我來說是不自然的，因為我們說... ... （發音冒號）：

DID YOU KNOW THIS?

你知道嗎？

>> I DID KNOW AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT EARLIER.

>> 我知道，我們之前也談過。

>> James: WE'RE MAKING A TV SHOW OUT OF IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我們正在製作一個電視節目出來。

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, IAN.

（笑）我不能強調這一點就夠了，伊恩。

WE TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF IT.

我們談了很多。

NOT ALL OF IT.

不是所有的。

CHRIS CUOMO DIDN'T COME UP EARLIER, BUT.

CHRIS CUOMO沒有早點出現，但是，

( LAUGHTER ) -- WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS

（笑） - 什麼我們試圖做的是

MAKE THIS FEEL -- I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, TURN THE

讓這個感覺 - 我的意思是，你要我做什麼，把它的

PROMPTER OFF?

PROMPTER OFF？

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY, I WAS HAVING SUCH

（笑） >> 對不起，我有這樣的。

A GOOD TIME.

一個好的時間。

ROB TEXTED ME AND GOT ANGRY AT US FOR NOT GETTING ON THE COLON

羅伯發短信給我，對我們沒有上科龍很生氣。

THING HARD ENOUGH.

事情硬是夠了。

>> James: BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THIS THING.

>> 詹姆斯。因為你在這件事上。

>> 17 MILLION AMERICANS ON HOW TO PRONOUNCE COLON.

>> 1700萬美國人如何發音COLON。

IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN I'M DYING ON.

這不是一座山，我正在死去。

IT'S COLON.

它的COLON。

>> James: BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED CO-LON.

>> 詹姆斯。但它的發音CO -LON。

>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

>> 我從來沒有聽說過。

>> James: REG, YOU'RE A WELL-TRAVELED MAN.

>> 詹姆斯。雷格，你是個旅行經驗豐富的人。

YOU'RE SO TRAVELED YOU WERE FLYING THIS WEEKEND.

你是如此的旅行，你是飛這個週末。

>> Reggie: I WAS.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: ARE YOU WITH ME?

>> 詹姆斯。你和我在一起嗎？

CO-LON OR COLON.

CO-LON或COLON。

>> Reggie: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT SIDE OF THE POND YOU'RE ON,

>> 雷吉：這要看你在池塘的哪一邊。

CO-LON OR COLON.

CO-LON或COLON。

>> James: BUT IT'S NOT UN.

>> 詹姆斯。但它不是聯合國。

WE DON'T SAY AL-U-MINIMUM OR WHATEVER THAT IS.

我們不說AL -U -MINUM或什麼是。

WE SAY ALUMINUM.

我們說鋁。

>> James: BUT YOU SPELL IT DIFFERENTLY.

>> 詹姆斯。但你拼得不一樣。

WE SAY AL-MINIUM BECAUSE WE'RE BRITISH.

我們說AL -MINIUM是因為我們是英國人。

I PREFER ALUMINUM BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO SAY.

我更喜歡鋁合金，因為它更容易說。

BUT COLON -- >> LOOK, YOU CHOSE TO MAKE THIS

但科隆 - >> 聽著，你選擇做這個。

SHOW IN AMERICA.

在美國演出。

>> James: AND YOU CHOSE AS A NATION TO SPEAK ENGLISH.

>> 詹姆斯。你們作為一個國家選擇說英語。

( LAUGHTER ) AND I THINK IT'S THESE SMALL

（笑），我想這是這些小

MOVEMENTS, TAKING THE WORD CO-LON AND MAKING IT COLON,

運動，取詞CO-LON並使之成為COLON。

THAT'S HOW YOU ENDED UP IN THIS ( BLEEP ) MESS.

這就是你如何在這個（BLEEP）混亂結束了。

THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

這就是我的想法。

( LAUGHTER ) "DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: THE TRUE

（笑）"DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: THE TRUE"。

STORY OF THE FORMER PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO PRESIDENT DONALD J.

唐納德-J.的前任私人律師的故事。

TRUMP."

TRUMP。"

YOU CAN TELL COHEN WAS A LAWYER.

你可以告訴科恩是個律師。

THAT TITLE WAS DEFINITELY WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO GOT PAID

這個標題肯定是由一個拿了錢的人寫的。

BY THE HOUR.

按小時計算。

( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO COHEN, TRUMP WASN'T

根據科恩的說法，特朗普並沒有。

TOO FOND OR BELOVED SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT AND NOBEL

太愛南非主席和諾貝爾

PEACE PRIZE WINNER NELSON MANDEL WHETHER.

和平獎得主NELSON MANDEL是否：

TUMP DIDN'T LIKE MANDELA, HE DIDN'T LIKE OBAMA.

杜普不喜歡曼德拉，他也不喜歡奧巴馬。

THERE'S A PATTERN HERE AND I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

這裡有一個圖案，我不能把我的手指在它。

ACCORDING TO COHEN, TRUMP SAID -- AND THIS IS TRUE --

根據科恩的說法，特朗普說 - 這是真的 -

( BLEEP ) MANDELA, HE WAS NO LEADER.

（嗶嗶）曼德拉，他不是一個領導者。

IMAGINE SAYING THE WORDS ( BLEEP ) OUT LOUD.

想象一下，說這些話（吹）出聲。

TRUMP WENT ON TO SAY THE ONLY MENDEL LA I LIKE IS HOWIE.

川普接著說，我唯一喜歡的門德爾拉是HOWIE。

( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE

（笑）最後，你們有沒有看到，

THIS?

這個？

SCIENTISTS HAVE REPORTED THAT MICE THEY GENETICALLY MUTATED TO

科學家已經報告說，老鼠的基因突變，以

BE TWICE AS STRONG AS REGULAR MICE WERE ABLE TO MAINTAIN THEIR

要比普通老鼠強壯一倍，能夠保持自己的身體。

MUSCLE MASS AFTER SPENDING A MONTH IN OUTER SPACE.

在外太空呆了一個月後的肌肉品質。

ACCORDING TO THE SCIENTISTS, THESE MICE RETURNED FROM THE

根據科學家們的說法，這些老鼠從地球上回來了。

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WITH "RIPPED BODYBUILDER PHYSIQUES."

國際空間站與 "RIPPED BODYBUILDER PHYSIQUES"。

TIME AND TIME AGAIN SCIENTISTS ARE CRUSHING IT WHEN

時間和時間再一次 科學家們都在粉碎它，當。

IT COMES TO TACKLING THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW, AREN'T THEY?

要解決目前最大的問題，不是嗎？

IS RIPPED MICE A THING WE NEEDED?

撕裂的老鼠是我們需要的東西嗎？

( LAUGHTER ) WHO'S LOOKING AT MICE GOING

誰在看老鼠去了？

, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE?

你知道我想看什麼嗎？

I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE MUSCLES ON THOSE MICE.

我想看看那些老鼠身上更多的肌肉。

( LAUGHTER ) WE CAN DO THAT, DAVE.

我們可以做到這一點，戴夫。

WE'LL SEND THEM TO SPACE, SEE IF THEY CAN GET A SIX-PACK.

我們要把他們送上太空，看他們能不能得到一個六人包。

WHAT'S THIS GOING TO COST?

這要花多少錢？

$75 MILLION.

7500萬美元。

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

MICE WITH RIPPED BODY BUILDER PHYSIQUES.

老鼠與撕裂的身體BUYSIQUES。

SO LOTS OF EXPLAINING NEXT TIME YOU TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO DISNEY

下次你帶孩子去迪斯尼時，要多多解釋。

WORLD AND THEY SEE THIS -- THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT THE END OF

世界和他們看到了這一點 - 這就是我們做的結束。

A MONO, JUST GO TO A PHOTO.

一個單聲道，就去拍一張照片。

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT IS IT, 1:00 IN THE MORNING?

現在是什麼時候，凌晨1點？

IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING, IT'S A PHOTO OF A RIPPED MOUSE.

現在是凌晨1點，是一張被撕裂的老鼠的照片。

GET OVER IT.

得到了它。