Name: 詹姆斯-科登的工作室有了新的主持人 (There's a New Host in James Corden's Studio)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:16:56.000Z
Duration: 5 min 48 s

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NW SINCE HALLOWEEN IS COMING UNWE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT

西北區 由於萬聖節即將到來，我們想告訴你的是

THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP PUMPKIN WEIGH OFF WHICH IS HELD EVERY

每年都會舉行的世界冠軍盃PUMPKIN稱重比賽。

AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER WAS GROWN BY A HORTICULTURE TEACH YOU ARE

而今年的獲獎者則是由一位園藝老師培養出來的。

FROM MINNESOTA AND THE PUMPKIN, TRUE STORY, WEIGHED IN AT 2,350

來自明尼蘇達州的《明尼蘇達州和小黃瓜》，真實的故事，重達2350公斤。

LOOK AT THAT, THE TEACHER CREDITS THE SIZE OF THE PUMPKIN

看啊，老師把南瓜的大小都記在了賬上

TO WATERING IT TEN TIMES A DAY, GIVING IT PLENTY OF FERTILIZER

每天給它澆水十次，給它大量的肥料。

AND MAYBE ORDERING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TAKEOUT AT THE BEGINNING OF

可能在開始的時候點了太多的外賣。

I DON'T THINK I-- I DIDN'T KNOW PUMPKINS COULD GROW THAT BIG,

我不認為我... 我不知道南瓜能長這麼大。

IAN, YOU HAVE EVER SEEN A PUMPKIN THAT SIDE.

>> NO WAY, 2,350 POWPPED PUMPKIN, YOU DON'T CARVE THAT

>> 沒有辦法，2350 POWPPED PUMPKIN，你不刻的。

INTO A JACK-O-LANTERN, YOU MAKE IT A A JACK O LIGHT HOUSE.

變成傑克蘭特的房子，你就變成傑克光的房子。

I SAW THIS THING AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOURD.

我看到這個東西，我很喜歡哦，我的天哪。

>> James: I AM JUST NOTICING WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT.

>> 詹姆斯。我只是注意到你為什麼要穿西裝。

我從來沒有你下來作為一個西裝紈絝子弟。

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN FROM YOU.

>> 哦，是的，是的，我只是想向你學習。

SPEAKING OF WHICH, THAT SUIT IS BEAUTIFUL.

說到這裡，那件衣服真是太漂亮了。

>> James: DO YOU KNOW, WELL, THIS ISN'T NEW.

>> 詹姆斯。你知道嗎，好吧，這不是新的。

SO THAT IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING DIFFERENT, A LOVELY TIE.

所以這可能就是你看到的不同，一個可愛的領帶。

>> YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S WILD, THAT'S CRAZY.

>> 是的，這是偉大的，這是野生的，這是瘋狂的。

NOW YOU ARE SOMETHING OF A FASHION PLATE BUT WERE YOU

你現在是個時尚的牌子，但你是嗎？

TELLING ME BEFORE THE SHOW YOU HAD A FUNNY EXPERIENCE RECENTLY

在演出前告訴我你最近有什麼有趣的經歷。

>> James: YOU KNOW, YEAH, THIS IS-- THIS IS ALL THE HOT

>> 詹姆斯。你知道，是的，這是 - 這就是所有的熱點。

A FUNNY STORY, I WAS TELLK IAN, MY WIFE AND I WENT TO SANTA

一個有趣的故事，我被告知，我和我的妻子和我去了聖塔。

BARBARA FOR MY WITH BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE OF THE

芭芭拉為我的生日禮物，我不知道因為我的生日。

VIRUS, I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE GOING TO DINNER, WHAT WE WERE

病毒，我不知道如果我們要去吃飯，我們是什麼

SO I PACKED FOR EVERY KIND OF OUTFIT THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

所以我為所有你能想象到的服裝打包。

BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO PARK ANY SOCKS.

但我完全忘記了停放任何襪子。

THIS IS NOT A GOOD STORY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS TO BE ON TV.

這不是一個很好的故事，沒有必要這樣上電視。

LET'S CARRY ON AND FINISHING THE MONOLOGUE.

SPEAKK OF MONOLOGUES, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT

說到獨白，我們必須祝賀你最近的

>> James: SORRY, I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW-- WHAT IS

>> 詹姆斯。對不起，我不知道 - 我不知道 - 什麼是？

>> James: RIGHT, YOU-- WELL, YOU ARE WEARING A SUIT AND NOW

>> 詹姆斯。好了，你 - 好了，你穿西裝，現在。

THAT I AM-- NOW THAT I AM LOOKING AT YOUR DESK, IT IS

我... 現在我看著你的桌子，它是...

EXACTLY THE SAME, IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS DESK.

完全一樣，它是完全一樣的這個辦公桌。

WHY AM I DRINKING OUT OF A "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH IAN

為什麼我在和IAN的 "深夜深夜秀 "中喝得爛醉如泥？

>> NO, I DIDN'T MAKE A MUG, MY AMAZING CREW MADE THE MUG, LOU,

>> 不，我沒有做一個杯子，我的驚人的團隊做的杯子，LOU。

SAM, THE PROP HOUSE, IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, THEY CAN DO IT.

薩姆，道具屋，如果你能夢想，他們就能做到。

>> James: THAT IS MY AMAZING CREW, IF I DREAM IT, I-- THAT IS

>> James:那是我最棒的團隊，如果我做夢，我...

我的 -- 我是這個節目的主持人。

>> JAMES, WE KNOW, COME ON, YOU ARE CLEARLY THE HOST OF THIS

>> 詹姆斯，我們知道，來吧，你顯然是主人的這個

(LAUGHTER) THAT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT, NO, I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

>> 詹姆斯。對，就是這樣，不，對不起，我不知道什麼。

I DON'T LUKE THE SHOW BEING HIJACKED LIKE THIS, WHAT IS

我不知道節目被HIJACKED這樣，什麼是。

GOING ON HERE, I DON'T LIKE, THE MUG, EVERYTHING, I WOULD LIKE

在這裡，我不喜歡，杯子，一切，我想。

YOU TO-- I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE, OKAY.

NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S COOL, IAN, ALL RIGHT.

不，我不認為這是很酷，伊安，所有的權利。

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我是致命的嚴重，好嗎？

DID YOU MAKE-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IAN, IAN, IAN, IAN,

你做 - 這是荒謬的，IAN，IAN，IAN，IAN。

>> 詹姆斯。不，什麼 -- 那是什麼？

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我有，但不是這樣的。

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詹姆斯-科登的工作室有了新的主持人 (There's a New Host in James Corden's Studio)

ridiculous

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