字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 WE'RE ALMOST THERE, GUYS. 我們快到了,夥計們。 ELECTION DAY IS JUST ONE WEEK AWAY. 選舉日就在一週之內。 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH. (歡呼聲和掌聲)是的。 ONE WEEK-- OR 719 MORE TRUMP RALLIES. 一週內... 或719次特朗普集會。 ( LAUGHTER ) HOWEVER YOU WANT TO COUNT IT. 你想怎麼算就怎麼算。 IT'S A WEEK TODAY, WHICH MEANS WE'RE ONLY FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM 今天是一個星期,這意味著我們只有五個星期的時間了。 KNOWING WHO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS. 知道誰是美國總統; ( LAUGHTER ) HAGAR, YOU'RE A BRAND-NEW HAGAR,你是一個全新的。 CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY. 本國公民: ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS YOUR FIRST ELECTION. 這是你的第一次選舉。 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT VOTING? 你對投票有什麼看法? WE'RE SEVEN DAYS AWAY, BUT IF I >> I VOTED. 我們還有七天,但如果我投了票。 >> James: YOU DID IT! >> 詹姆斯。你做到了! YES,ER IT FELT AMAZING. 是的,呃,它的感覺是驚人的。 SO WE'RE GOOD, GUYS. 所以,我們是好的,夥計們。 >> James: HAGAR VOTED IN CALIFORNIA. >> 詹姆斯:HAGAR在加州投了票。 I THINK THAT'S THE SWING ONE. 我想那是搖擺的那個。 I THINK THAT'S IT. 我想就是這樣。 THAT'S IT. 這就是它。 THE NEWS OUT OF THE NATION'S CAPITOL. 國家首都的新聞。 THERE'S A NEW ASSOCIATE JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH 最高法院新來了一位助理大法官。 TODAY. 今天。 SENATE REPUBLICANS CONFIRMED AMY CONEY BARRETT LAST NIGHT 參議院共和黨人昨晚確認了艾米-巴雷特的身份。 AFTER A HIGHLY-DIVIDED VOTE. 在經過高度分裂的投票之後。 ZERO DEMOCRATS VOTED FOR HER. 沒有民主黨人投她的票。 BUT, AT LEAST THEY PUT UP A FIGHT. 但是,至少他們把一個戰鬥。 AND BY "FIGHT" I MEAN, THEY SENT SOME VERY STRONGLY WORDED 我說的 "戰鬥 "是指,他們感覺到了一些強烈的措辭。 TWEETS. TWEETS。 ( LAUGHTER ) JUDGE BARRETT WAS SWORN IN AT 鮑磊法官宣誓就任後,將繼續為市民服務。 THE WHITE HOUSE LAST NIGHT. "白宮昨夜": WHCH MEANS THE GUY WHO OWNED THE MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT HAS 這意味著擁有美國小姐選美大賽的傢伙已經... NOW APPOINTED A FULL ONE-THIRD OF THE SUPREME COURT. 現在被任命為最高法院的三分之一正式成員。 WE'RE HAVING FUN, GUYS! 我們在玩,夥計們! ( LAUGHTER ) AND OLD HABITS DIE HARD. (笑)和舊習慣死硬。 AT THE VERY END OF THE SWEARING IN CEREMONY, TRUMP INSTINCTIVELY 在宣誓儀式的最後,特朗普直言不諱地說 TRIED TO PLACE A CROWN AND SASH ON HER. 試著在她身上放一個皇冠和斜線。 ( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP HELD A 昨天,唐納德-特朗普舉行了一個... RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA AND HE TOOK A MOMENT TO MENTION A KEY 在賓夕法尼亞州的集會上,他花了點時間提到了一個關鍵。 VOTING BLOCK, I THINK? 投票區,我想? I DON'T KNOW. 我不知道。 HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE AMISH. 他開始說起亞美利加人的事 >> HARD WORKERS, INCREDIBLE CRAFTSMEN. >> 勤勞的工人,難以置信的手藝人。 YOU'VE DONE WORK FOR ME OVER THE YEARS, I TELL YA. 這些年你為我做了很多工作,我告訴你。 THEY CAN THROW UP A BARN IN ABOUT TWO DAYS. 他們可以在兩天內建起一個穀倉。 >> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST >> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST. BARNS. 穀倉: POTTERY BARN, DRESS BARN... 陶器庫,服裝庫... ... BANES AND NOBLE." BANES和NOBLE。" ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S STRANGE TO HEAR TRUMP (笑)這是奇怪的聽到特朗普。 TALKING ABOUT THE AMISH. 談到阿米什人 THE TWO OF THEM LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. 他們兩個人沒有任何共同點。 BESIDES SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT BED THAN THEIR SPOUSE. 除了睡在與配偶不同的床上。 THAT'S IT. 這就是它。 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THESE GUYS BEHIND TRUMP SEEM 但這些傢伙支持特朗普似乎 TO BE LOVING IT. 要愛它。 THEY SAID THEY HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING THIS ENTERTAINING 他們說,他們從來沒有見過這麼有趣的事情。 SINCE JEDIDIAH GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE BUTTER BUCKET. 自從JEDIDIAH把頭塞進了黃油桶, ( LAUGHTER ) AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE RALLY 在集會的另一個點上 TRUMP READ HIS FAVORABLE POLL NUMBERS TO THE CROWD. 特朗普向人群宣讀了他喜歡的民意調查數字。 >> WE'RE LEADING BY FOUR POINTS IN FLORIDA. >> 我們在佛羅里達州領先4個百分點。 YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, DID YOU? 你沒有聽到,是嗎? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY IN 我們將以無限的力量帶領大家前進 UTAH. 猶他州: >> James: ARE YOU? >> 詹姆斯。是你嗎? I'LL BE HONEST, I'VE NOT SEEN THE LATEST POLLS. 我會誠實的,我沒有看到最新的民意調查。 BUT I FEEL LIKE "INFINITY" MIGHT, MIGHT BE AN EXAGGERATION. 但我覺得像 "無限"。可能,可能是一個誇張。 HE'S LIKE A CHILD. 他就像一個孩子。 "IN UTAH WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY, LIKE GAJILLIONS VOTES "在猶他州,我們正以無限的方式領先,就像百萬的選票一樣。 AND THEN OLAF THE SNOWMAN IS GONNA COME TO MY BIRTHDAY 然後雪人奧拉夫會來參加我的生日會。 PARTY!" ( LAUGHTER ) 派對!" (笑) TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY ONE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. 特朗普不是唯一一個在競選路上的人。 TODAY, PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION 今天,奧巴馬總統說特朗普很想得到關注。 AND JEALOUS OF COVID'S MEDIA COVERAGE. 和嫉妒COVID的媒體報道。 TO BE FAIR, COVID HAS GOTTEN SOME SOLID MEDIA COVERAGE. 平心而論,COVID已經得到了一些可靠的媒體報道。 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LINKED TO TOM HANKS AND IDRIS ELBA? 誰會想和TOM HANKS和IDRIS ELBA聯繫在一起? ( LAUGHTER ) OFF AND ON THIS SHOW WE MOCK 我們在這個節目中的表現是: DONALD TRUMP FOR GOING OFF THE RAILS WHILE SPEAKING BUT OBAMA 唐納德-特朗普因為在演講時走火入魔,但奧巴馬。 PROVED TODAY IT CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US. 今天,它可以發生在我們最好的人身上。 >> EACH TIME THEY TRY TO REPEAL IT THEY SAY, OH, WE'VE GOT A >>每次他們試圖重複它,他們說,哦,我們已經得到了一個。 GREAT PLACEMENT, IT'S COMING. 偉大的地方,它的到來。 EVERYBODY'S A LITTLE YOUNG HERE BUT YOU GUYS REMEMBER POPEYE? 每個人都有點年輕,但你們還記得POPEYE嗎? AND REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS NEEDED TO BORROW SOME MONEY FOR 還記得那個總是需要借錢的人嗎? A HAMBURGER? 漢堡店? HE SAID, DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE PAYING YOU BACK SOME TIME SOON? 他說,別擔心,我很快就會還你錢的? THAT'S LIKE REPUBLICANS WITH HEALTHCARE. 這就像共和黨人的醫保一樣。 >> James: WHAT?! >> 詹姆斯。什麼? WHAT?! 什麼? I THOUGHT HE WAS TEEING HIMSELF UP FOR A SPINACH REFERENCE, BUT 我以為他是在給自己找脊柱炎的參考資料,但是... ... OBAMA WENT FOR THAT DEEP CUT. 奧巴馬去了那個深度切割。 EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED POPEYE WERE LIKE, "HAMBURGER 即使是創造了POPEYE的人也喜歡 "火腿腸"。 GUY? 小夥子? ( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU GET IT? 你明白嗎? >> Reggie: I GET IT. >> 雷吉:我明白了。 >> James: DO YOU GET IT? >> 詹姆斯。你明白嗎? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> 雷吉:YEAH。 >> James: THE WHOLE BAND GETS IT. >> 詹姆斯:整個樂隊得到了它。 ALL YOU'VE DONE IS CEMENT WHAT I'M SAYING WHICH IS -- STEVE'S 你所做的只是鞏固我所說的... ...這就是... ...史蒂夫的。 LIKE, HAMBURGER GUY, BORROW MONEY FOR A BURGER, NEVER GET IT 就像,漢堡店的傢伙,借錢買漢堡,永遠不會得到它。 BACK. 返回。 HE'D SAY PAY YOU TUESDAY. 他會在週二付給你錢。 >> Reggie: GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY. >> 很高興在週二給你買個漢堡。 >> THAT'S THE TERMS MOST MUSICIANS WORK UNDER. >> 這就是大多數音樂人工作的術語。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: VERY GOOD, VERY (笑) >> 詹姆斯:非常好,非常 GOOD! 好! I DIDN'T KNOW. 我不知道。 I'LL BE HONEST, YOU'VE RUINED THE NEXT FEW JOKES. 老實說,你毀了接下來的幾個笑話 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME (笑)我們都有一個偉大的時刻 AND I LOVE THIS HAMBURGER POPEYE THING. 我喜歡這個漢堡包的東西。 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WITH POPEYE, SPINACH MUSCLES? 你覺得POPEYE和SPINACH肌肉怎麼樣? NO, THE HAMBURGER GUY. 不,漢堡包的傢伙。 >> WIMPY. >> WIMPY。 >> James: HIS NAME IS WHAT. >> 詹姆斯: 他的名字是什麼 WIMPY. WIMPY: THERE'S A BURGER CHAIN NAMED WIMPY'S. 有一個漢堡連鎖店叫WIMPY'S。 >> James: THERE'S A BURGER CHAIN NAMED WIMPIES. >> 詹姆斯。有一個漢堡鏈命名為WIMPIES。 YOU COME HERE FOR THIS LEVEL OF EXCLUSIVE. 你來這裡是為了這個級別的獨家新聞。 THERE'S STILL A WIMPY ON MARLO STREET IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE. 在巴克漢姆郡的馬洛大街上還有一家小旅館。 THANK YOU FOR LEADING THE. 謝謝你的上司。 [ APPLAUSE ] ( APPLAUSE ) ( 掌聲 ) TIM HAD HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE AND WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO HAVE TIM有他的生日派對在那裡,我們不能承受有 HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE AND IT RANK ALSO ME TO THIS DAY. 他的生日派對在那裡,它也排名我這一天。 SORRY? 對不起? >> LOOK AT YOU KNOW. >> 看看你知道的。 WHERE IS TIM? TIM在哪裡? >> James: Facebook. >> 詹姆斯。Facebook。 HE'S WORTH $4.4 BILLION. 他的身價是44億。 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIM BUCKRAGE IS IN NOW. 是的,我不知道什麼TIM BUCKRAGE是在現在。 WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NOW. 我們明天見。 ( LAUGHTER ) STEVE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 史蒂夫,發生了什麼事? YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY. 你今天看起來很好。 >> IT'S FALL COLORS. >> 這是秋天的顏色。 >> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? >> 詹姆斯。這裡發生了什麼? YOU'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT? 你今晚有約會嗎? >> NO. >> NO. NO, NO, NO. 不,不,不。 >> James: DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. >> 詹姆斯。別這麼說。 >> I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY. >> 我今天去理髮了。 >> James: BUT LOOK AT THIS LOOK TODAY. >> 詹姆斯。但看看今天的這個樣子。 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO BOLD FROM THE WAIST DOWN. 我從來沒有見過你這麼大膽的從腰部以下。 WHAT IS THIS A MUSTARD PANT? 什麼是芥末褲? >> YEAH, THESE COLORS TOTALLY GO TOGETHER. >> 是的,這些顏色完全可以搭配在一起。 >> James: THEY DO. >> 詹姆斯。是的。 IT ALL WORKS AND IT'S COMPENSATING FOR THIS TRACK SUIT 它的所有作品和它的補償這個軌道套件。 THAT TIM KEEPS STICKING WITH. 該時間堅持與。 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LIKE TIGERS, RIGHT? 我的意思是,誰不喜歡老虎,對不對? >> RARRRR! >> BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH! >> James: DID YOU SEE THIS? >> 詹姆斯。你看到了嗎? ON THE WAY HOME FROM EARLY VOTING, A WOMAN IN SOUTH 在提前投票回家的路上,一位南部的婦女。 CAROLINA STOPPED AT A GAS STATION TO PURCHASE A LOTTERY 加利福尼亞州停在加油站購買彩票。 TICKET, AND SHE ENDED UP WINNING $2-MILLION. 票,而她最終贏得了200萬美金。 AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY ENOUGH, SHE VOTED FOR 如果這還不夠讓你生氣,她就投給了我。 KANYE. KANYE. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 這是難以置信的。 SHE WENT TO THE POLLS A DEMOCRAT AND ARRIVED HOME A REPUBLICAN. 她去投票時是民主黨人,回來時是共和黨人。 ( LAUGHTER ) SHE WON $2-MILLION AND GOT TO 她贏了兩百萬,然後就去了。 VOTE ON THE SAME DAY. 在同一天投票。 AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID WAS THE BEST PART? 你知道她說的最棒的部分是什麼嗎? DOING HER PART IN DEMOCRACY-- I'M KIDDING, IT'S THE FACT THAT 在民主中盡她的一份力 -- 我開玩笑的,這是事實。 SHE WON $2-MILLION. 她贏得了200萬美金。 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, IAN? 如果你中了彩票,你會怎麼做,伊安? REGGIE? 雷吉? EWE'RE PRETENDING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T IN LIFE ALREADY, BUT 我們假裝像你沒有在生活中已經,但 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? 如果你中了彩票,你會怎麼做? >> HOW MUCH? >> 多少錢? >> James: SEE, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE RICH. >> 詹姆斯:看,這就是你知道自己有錢的時候。 THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HOW RICH REGGIE IS. 這就是你知道雷吉有多有錢的原因。 BUT WHEN YOUR QUESTION IS HOW MUCH? 但是,當你的問題是多少? WHAT IS IT, TEN? 這是什麼,在這裡? IT WOULDN'T MAKE A HUGE DENT IN MY LIFE, REALLY. 它不會讓我的生活大打折扣,真的。 WHAT WOULD I DO, BUY ANOTHER CAR? 那我該怎麼辦,再買一輛車? I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS THE LOTTERY HERE? 我不知道,這裡的彩票是什麼? WHAT DO WE PAY FOR HERE, IAN? 我們在這裡要付什麼錢,伊安? >> LET'S SAY $150 MILLION. >> 讓我們說1.5億美元。 >> James: 150 MILLION. >> 詹姆斯:1.5億。 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 你會怎麼做? >> Reggie: I WOULD PROBABLY HELP A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH COOL >> 雷吉:我可能會幫助一大群孩子的酷。 INSTRUMENTS, TECHNOLOGY, KIND OF LIKE FIGURE THAT OUT. 儀表,技術,有點像摸索出來的。 THEN I WOULD PROBABLY INVEST IN HIRED JEN FUEL CELL PLANES SO I 然後,我可能會投資於僱用的JEN燃料電池飛機,所以我。 WOULD GET, LIKE, A PRIVATE PLANE BUT IT WOULD RUN ON HIRED JEN 會得到,比如,一個私人計劃,但它會運行在僱用的JEN。 BATTERY SO IT WOULD BE ZERO EMISSIONS. 電池,所以它將是零排放。 THEN I WOULD PROBABLY GET A SALTWATER SWIMMING POOL. 然後我可能會得到一個鹽水游泳池。 THEN I WOULD PROBABLY REDESIGN A HOUSE SO IT'S HERMETICALLY 然後,我可能會重新設計一個房子,所以它的HERMETICALLY。 SEALED AND THEY CAN CONTROL THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT FROM AIR 密封,他們可以從空氣中控制環境。 QUALITY TO HUMIDITY AND ALL THOSE FACTORS. 品質到溼度和所有這些因素。 >> James: I DID SAY 150 MILLION. >> 詹姆斯。我說的是1億5千萬。 I DIDN'T SAY $7 BILLION. 我沒有說70億美金。 >> THAT'S CORRECT. >> 這是正確的。 THAT'S BASICALLY IT. 基本上就是這樣。 >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, YOU WIN BIG ON THE LOTTERY. >> 詹姆斯。你呢,伊安,你在彩票上贏了一大筆錢。 >> LIE ABOUT IT. >> 撒謊。 >> James: REALLY? >> 詹姆斯。REALLY? YEAH, I WOULDN'T TELL A PERSON. 是的,我不會告訴一個人。 I'D EVEN KEEP COMING BACK INTO WORK. 我甚至會繼續回來工作。 I'D SHOW UP IN SLIGHTLY GUARDIER AND GUARD GAUDIER OUTFITS UNTIL 我會穿上些許警衛和警衛員的衣服出現,直到。 YOU ASKED ME ABOUT IT. 你問過我的 >> James: IT'S NOT THAT BIG A LEAP. >> 詹姆斯。這不是一個很大的飛躍。 >> 68 CHAINS AND A VELVET TRACK SUIT. >> 68條鏈子和一套VELVET TRACK套裝。 >> James: FINALLY, WE HAVE A NEW >> 詹姆斯:終於,我們有一個新的 GUINNESS WORLD RECORD TO TELL YOU ABOUT. 金氏世界紀錄要告訴你。 A MAN IN IDAHO JUST BROKE THE RECORD FOR BOUNCING A PING PONG 愛達荷州一男子打破了乒乓彈跳記錄 BALL OFF OF A WALL USING ONLY HIS MOUTH. 球從牆上只用他的嘴。 IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS, DON'T WORRY, THERE'S A 如果你不知道如何運作,不用擔心,有一個。 VIDEO. 視頻: >> THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. >> 三,二,一,走。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF (笑) >> 詹姆斯:我甚至不知道如果 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF (笑) >> 詹姆斯:我甚至不知道如果 WE'RE ALLOWED TO SHOW THAT ON CBS. 我們被允許在CBS上播放。 ( LAUGHTER ) I JUST WANT TO SAY, HONESTLY, WE (笑)我只是想說,誠實的,我們 DIDN'T ADD THAT MUSIC. 沒有添加音樂。 THE PORNO MUSIC WAS ON THE VIDEO, ALREADY. 波爾諾的音樂已經在視頻上出現了。 ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, 你怎麼看? REG? REG? >> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW. >> 我不知道。 IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 這讓我覺得很不舒服。 >> James: AND ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW -- I CAN'T PUT >> 詹姆斯:和我,因為我不知道 - 我不能把。 TOGETHER THE STEPS ON HOW YOU GET THERE. 把你如何到達那裡的步驟結合起來。 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO'S, LIKE, GOT A PING-PONG BALL IN THEIR 我不明白誰的,喜歡,有一個乒乓球在他們的。 MOUTH AND THEY'RE, LIKE -- ( LAUGHTER ) 嘴,他們是,喜歡 - (笑)。 >> Reggie: THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> 雷吉:太可怕了。 >> James: WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD FOR THIS? >> 詹姆斯:這是什麼世界紀錄? HOW'S THERE EVEN AN EXISTING RECORD? 怎麼會有現存的記錄呢? >> DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CRUSTY OLD COACH THAT SAID I HAVEN'T >> 你認為有一個生鏽的老教練說我沒有。 SEEN ANYONE SPIT A PING-PONG BALL LIKE THAT SINCE 1983 AND 從1983年開始就有人吐過這樣的乒乓球,而且 THEN STARTED TRAINING HIM. 然後開始訓練他。 >> James: YOU REMIND ME OF MITCH HEMALSTEIN, ONE OF THE >> 詹姆斯:你讓我想起了MITCH HEMALSTEIN,其中之一的... ... GREATS! 太好了! >> HE STARTED BY SPITTING OUT PLUMS! >> 他從吐痰開始! >> James: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO THAT LEFT A BAD >> 詹姆斯。視頻裡有一些東西留下了不好的印象。 TASTE IN MY MOUTH. 味道在我的嘴裡。 HE BROKE THE RECORD, THOUGH HE ALMOST CHOKED. 他打破了記錄, 雖然他幾乎窒息。 ( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER ) (輪輞拍攝)(笑)。 I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THE NEXT JOKE I'M ABOUT TO SAY REQUESTED 我不能再強調了,下一個我要說的笑話是要求的。 THREE TIMES BE CUT FROM THE MONO, AND IT'S JUST BEEN PLACED 三次被剪掉的單聲道,和它剛剛被放置。 BACK IN EVERY TIME SO I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT 每次回來,所以我會盡我最大的努力,我們將看到它是如何。 PLAYS. 戲。 IF LOVING THIS GUY'S PONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT. 如果愛這個傢伙的PONG,我不希望是正確的。 ( RIM SHOT ) ( APPLAUSE ) ( RIM SHOT ) ( APPLAUSE ) GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, THOUGH, GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, YOU DO. 必須把它交給他,但,必須把它交給他,你做。 THIS GUY, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? 這傢伙,你知道他做了什麼嗎? DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE WENT, GUILLERMO, REG? 你知道他去哪了嗎,吉勒莫,瑞格? HE WENT BALLS TO THE WALL. 他去了球的牆壁。 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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