Name: 詭異的新聞。特朗普已經任命了3名大法官 (Spooky News: Trump Has Appointed 3 Justices)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:11:53.000Z
Duration: 12 min 9 s

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( LAUGHTER ) HOWEVER YOU WANT TO COUNT IT.

IT'S A WEEK TODAY, WHICH MEANS WE'RE ONLY FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM

今天是一個星期，這意味著我們只有五個星期的時間了。

KNOWING WHO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS YOUR FIRST ELECTION.

WE'RE SEVEN DAYS AWAY, BUT IF I >> I VOTED.

我們還有七天，但如果我投了票。

是的，呃，它的感覺是驚人的。

THERE'S A NEW ASSOCIATE JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH

最高法院新來了一位助理大法官。

SENATE REPUBLICANS CONFIRMED AMY CONEY BARRETT LAST NIGHT

參議院共和黨人昨晚確認了艾米-巴雷特的身份。

AND BY "FIGHT" I MEAN, THEY SENT SOME VERY STRONGLY WORDED

我說的 "戰鬥 "是指，他們感覺到了一些強烈的措辭。

( LAUGHTER ) JUDGE BARRETT WAS SWORN IN AT

鮑磊法官宣誓就任後，將繼續為市民服務。

WHCH MEANS THE GUY WHO OWNED THE MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT HAS

這意味著擁有美國小姐選美大賽的傢伙已經...

NOW APPOINTED A FULL ONE-THIRD OF THE SUPREME COURT.

現在被任命為最高法院的三分之一正式成員。

AT THE VERY END OF THE SWEARING IN CEREMONY, TRUMP INSTINCTIVELY

在宣誓儀式的最後，特朗普直言不諱地說

試著在她身上放一個皇冠和斜線。

( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP HELD A

昨天，唐納德-特朗普舉行了一個...

RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA AND HE TOOK A MOMENT TO MENTION A KEY

在賓夕法尼亞州的集會上，他花了點時間提到了一個關鍵。

>> 勤勞的工人，難以置信的手藝人。

YOU'VE DONE WORK FOR ME OVER THE YEARS, I TELL YA.

這些年你為我做了很多工作，我告訴你。

THEY CAN THROW UP A BARN IN ABOUT TWO DAYS.

他們可以在兩天內建起一個穀倉。

>> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST

>> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST.

（笑）這是奇怪的聽到特朗普。

THE TWO OF THEM LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

BESIDES SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT BED THAN THEIR SPOUSE.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THESE GUYS BEHIND TRUMP SEEM

THEY SAID THEY HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING THIS ENTERTAINING

他們說，他們從來沒有見過這麼有趣的事情。

SINCE JEDIDIAH GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE BUTTER BUCKET.

自從JEDIDIAH把頭塞進了黃油桶，

( LAUGHTER ) AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE RALLY

TRUMP READ HIS FAVORABLE POLL NUMBERS TO THE CROWD.

特朗普向人群宣讀了他喜歡的民意調查數字。

>> WE'RE LEADING BY FOUR POINTS IN FLORIDA.

>> 我們在佛羅里達州領先4個百分點。

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY IN

我們將以無限的力量帶領大家前進

I'LL BE HONEST, I'VE NOT SEEN THE LATEST POLLS.

我會誠實的，我沒有看到最新的民意調查。

BUT I FEEL LIKE "INFINITY" MIGHT, MIGHT BE AN EXAGGERATION.

但我覺得像 "無限"。可能，可能是一個誇張。

"IN UTAH WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY, LIKE GAJILLIONS VOTES

"在猶他州，我們正以無限的方式領先，就像百萬的選票一樣。

AND THEN OLAF THE SNOWMAN IS GONNA COME TO MY BIRTHDAY

然後雪人奧拉夫會來參加我的生日會。

TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY ONE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.

特朗普不是唯一一個在競選路上的人。

TODAY, PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION

今天，奧巴馬總統說特朗普很想得到關注。

TO BE FAIR, COVID HAS GOTTEN SOME SOLID MEDIA COVERAGE.

平心而論，COVID已經得到了一些可靠的媒體報道。

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LINKED TO TOM HANKS AND IDRIS ELBA?

誰會想和TOM HANKS和IDRIS ELBA聯繫在一起？

( LAUGHTER ) OFF AND ON THIS SHOW WE MOCK

DONALD TRUMP FOR GOING OFF THE RAILS WHILE SPEAKING BUT OBAMA

唐納德-特朗普因為在演講時走火入魔，但奧巴馬。

PROVED TODAY IT CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US.

今天，它可以發生在我們最好的人身上。

>> EACH TIME THEY TRY TO REPEAL IT THEY SAY, OH, WE'VE GOT A

>>每次他們試圖重複它，他們說，哦，我們已經得到了一個。

EVERYBODY'S A LITTLE YOUNG HERE BUT YOU GUYS REMEMBER POPEYE?

每個人都有點年輕，但你們還記得POPEYE嗎？

AND REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS NEEDED TO BORROW SOME MONEY FOR

還記得那個總是需要借錢的人嗎？

HE SAID, DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE PAYING YOU BACK SOME TIME SOON?

他說，別擔心，我很快就會還你錢的？

I THOUGHT HE WAS TEEING HIMSELF UP FOR A SPINACH REFERENCE, BUT

我以為他是在給自己找脊柱炎的參考資料，但是... ...

EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED POPEYE WERE LIKE, "HAMBURGER

即使是創造了POPEYE的人也喜歡 "火腿腸"。

>> 詹姆斯：整個樂隊得到了它。

ALL YOU'VE DONE IS CEMENT WHAT I'M SAYING WHICH IS -- STEVE'S

你所做的只是鞏固我所說的... ...這就是... ...史蒂夫的。

LIKE, HAMBURGER GUY, BORROW MONEY FOR A BURGER, NEVER GET IT

就像，漢堡店的傢伙，借錢買漢堡，永遠不會得到它。

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詭異的新聞。特朗普已經任命了3名大法官 (Spooky News: Trump Has Appointed 3 Justices)

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