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  • WE'RE ALMOST THERE, GUYS.

    我們快到了,夥計們。

  • ELECTION DAY IS JUST ONE WEEK AWAY.

    選舉日就在一週之內。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH.

    (歡呼聲和掌聲)是的。

  • ONE WEEK-- OR 719 MORE TRUMP RALLIES.

    一週內... 或719次特朗普集會。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HOWEVER YOU WANT TO COUNT IT.

    你想怎麼算就怎麼算。

  • IT'S A WEEK TODAY, WHICH MEANS WE'RE ONLY FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM

    今天是一個星期,這意味著我們只有五個星期的時間了。

  • KNOWING WHO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS.

    知道誰是美國總統;

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HAGAR, YOU'RE A BRAND-NEW

    HAGAR,你是一個全新的。

  • CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY.

    本國公民:

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS YOUR FIRST ELECTION.

    這是你的第一次選舉。

  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT VOTING?

    你對投票有什麼看法?

  • WE'RE SEVEN DAYS AWAY, BUT IF I >> I VOTED.

    我們還有七天,但如果我投了票。

  • >> James: YOU DID IT!

    >> 詹姆斯。你做到了!

  • YES,ER IT FELT AMAZING.

    是的,呃,它的感覺是驚人的。

  • SO WE'RE GOOD, GUYS.

    所以,我們是好的,夥計們。

  • >> James: HAGAR VOTED IN CALIFORNIA.

    >> 詹姆斯:HAGAR在加州投了票。

  • I THINK THAT'S THE SWING ONE.

    我想那是搖擺的那個。

  • I THINK THAT'S IT.

    我想就是這樣。

  • THAT'S IT.

    這就是它。

  • THE NEWS OUT OF THE NATION'S CAPITOL.

    國家首都的新聞。

  • THERE'S A NEW ASSOCIATE JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH

    最高法院新來了一位助理大法官。

  • TODAY.

    今天。

  • SENATE REPUBLICANS CONFIRMED AMY CONEY BARRETT LAST NIGHT

    參議院共和黨人昨晚確認了艾米-巴雷特的身份。

  • AFTER A HIGHLY-DIVIDED VOTE.

    在經過高度分裂的投票之後。

  • ZERO DEMOCRATS VOTED FOR HER.

    沒有民主黨人投她的票。

  • BUT, AT LEAST THEY PUT UP A FIGHT.

    但是,至少他們把一個戰鬥。

  • AND BY "FIGHT" I MEAN, THEY SENT SOME VERY STRONGLY WORDED

    我說的 "戰鬥 "是指,他們感覺到了一些強烈的措辭。

  • TWEETS.

    TWEETS。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) JUDGE BARRETT WAS SWORN IN AT

    鮑磊法官宣誓就任後,將繼續為市民服務。

  • THE WHITE HOUSE LAST NIGHT.

    "白宮昨夜":

  • WHCH MEANS THE GUY WHO OWNED THE MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT HAS

    這意味著擁有美國小姐選美大賽的傢伙已經...

  • NOW APPOINTED A FULL ONE-THIRD OF THE SUPREME COURT.

    現在被任命為最高法院的三分之一正式成員。

  • WE'RE HAVING FUN, GUYS!

    我們在玩,夥計們!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND OLD HABITS DIE HARD.

    (笑)和舊習慣死硬。

  • AT THE VERY END OF THE SWEARING IN CEREMONY, TRUMP INSTINCTIVELY

    在宣誓儀式的最後,特朗普直言不諱地說

  • TRIED TO PLACE A CROWN AND SASH ON HER.

    試著在她身上放一個皇冠和斜線。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP HELD A

    昨天,唐納德-特朗普舉行了一個...

  • RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA AND HE TOOK A MOMENT TO MENTION A KEY

    在賓夕法尼亞州的集會上,他花了點時間提到了一個關鍵。

  • VOTING BLOCK, I THINK?

    投票區,我想?

  • I DON'T KNOW.

    我不知道。

  • HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE AMISH.

    他開始說起亞美利加人的事

  • >> HARD WORKERS, INCREDIBLE CRAFTSMEN.

    >> 勤勞的工人,難以置信的手藝人。

  • YOU'VE DONE WORK FOR ME OVER THE YEARS, I TELL YA.

    這些年你為我做了很多工作,我告訴你。

  • THEY CAN THROW UP A BARN IN ABOUT TWO DAYS.

    他們可以在兩天內建起一個穀倉。

  • >> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST

    >> JAMES: TRUMP WENT ON LIKE "THESE GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEST.

  • BARNS.

    穀倉:

  • POTTERY BARN, DRESS BARN...

    陶器庫,服裝庫... ...

  • BANES AND NOBLE."

    BANES和NOBLE。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S STRANGE TO HEAR TRUMP

    (笑)這是奇怪的聽到特朗普。

  • TALKING ABOUT THE AMISH.

    談到阿米什人

  • THE TWO OF THEM LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

    他們兩個人沒有任何共同點。

  • BESIDES SLEEPING IN A DIFFERENT BED THAN THEIR SPOUSE.

    除了睡在與配偶不同的床上。

  • THAT'S IT.

    這就是它。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THESE GUYS BEHIND TRUMP SEEM

    但這些傢伙支持特朗普似乎

  • TO BE LOVING IT.

    要愛它。

  • THEY SAID THEY HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING THIS ENTERTAINING

    他們說,他們從來沒有見過這麼有趣的事情。

  • SINCE JEDIDIAH GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE BUTTER BUCKET.

    自從JEDIDIAH把頭塞進了黃油桶,

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE RALLY

    在集會的另一個點上

  • TRUMP READ HIS FAVORABLE POLL NUMBERS TO THE CROWD.

    特朗普向人群宣讀了他喜歡的民意調查數字。

  • >> WE'RE LEADING BY FOUR POINTS IN FLORIDA.

    >> 我們在佛羅里達州領先4個百分點。

  • YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, DID YOU?

    你沒有聽到,是嗎?

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY IN

    我們將以無限的力量帶領大家前進

  • UTAH.

    猶他州:

  • >> James: ARE YOU?

    >> 詹姆斯。是你嗎?

  • I'LL BE HONEST, I'VE NOT SEEN THE LATEST POLLS.

    我會誠實的,我沒有看到最新的民意調查。

  • BUT I FEEL LIKE "INFINITY" MIGHT, MIGHT BE AN EXAGGERATION.

    但我覺得像 "無限"。可能,可能是一個誇張。

  • HE'S LIKE A CHILD.

    他就像一個孩子。

  • "IN UTAH WE'RE LEADING BY INFINITY, LIKE GAJILLIONS VOTES

    "在猶他州,我們正以無限的方式領先,就像百萬的選票一樣。

  • AND THEN OLAF THE SNOWMAN IS GONNA COME TO MY BIRTHDAY

    然後雪人奧拉夫會來參加我的生日會。

  • PARTY!" ( LAUGHTER )

    派對!" (笑)

  • TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY ONE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.

    特朗普不是唯一一個在競選路上的人。

  • TODAY, PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION

    今天,奧巴馬總統說特朗普很想得到關注。

  • AND JEALOUS OF COVID'S MEDIA COVERAGE.

    和嫉妒COVID的媒體報道。

  • TO BE FAIR, COVID HAS GOTTEN SOME SOLID MEDIA COVERAGE.

    平心而論,COVID已經得到了一些可靠的媒體報道。

  • WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LINKED TO TOM HANKS AND IDRIS ELBA?

    誰會想和TOM HANKS和IDRIS ELBA聯繫在一起?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OFF AND ON THIS SHOW WE MOCK

    我們在這個節目中的表現是:

  • DONALD TRUMP FOR GOING OFF THE RAILS WHILE SPEAKING BUT OBAMA

    唐納德-特朗普因為在演講時走火入魔,但奧巴馬。

  • PROVED TODAY IT CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US.

    今天,它可以發生在我們最好的人身上。

  • >> EACH TIME THEY TRY TO REPEAL IT THEY SAY, OH, WE'VE GOT A

    >>每次他們試圖重複它,他們說,哦,我們已經得到了一個。

  • GREAT PLACEMENT, IT'S COMING.

    偉大的地方,它的到來。

  • EVERYBODY'S A LITTLE YOUNG HERE BUT YOU GUYS REMEMBER POPEYE?

    每個人都有點年輕,但你們還記得POPEYE嗎?

  • AND REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS NEEDED TO BORROW SOME MONEY FOR

    還記得那個總是需要借錢的人嗎?

  • A HAMBURGER?

    漢堡店?

  • HE SAID, DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE PAYING YOU BACK SOME TIME SOON?

    他說,別擔心,我很快就會還你錢的?

  • THAT'S LIKE REPUBLICANS WITH HEALTHCARE.

    這就像共和黨人的醫保一樣。

  • >> James: WHAT?!

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼?

  • WHAT?!

    什麼?

  • I THOUGHT HE WAS TEEING HIMSELF UP FOR A SPINACH REFERENCE, BUT

    我以為他是在給自己找脊柱炎的參考資料,但是... ...

  • OBAMA WENT FOR THAT DEEP CUT.

    奧巴馬去了那個深度切割。

  • EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED POPEYE WERE LIKE, "HAMBURGER

    即使是創造了POPEYE的人也喜歡 "火腿腸"。

  • GUY?

    小夥子?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU GET IT?

    你明白嗎?

  • >> Reggie: I GET IT.

    >> 雷吉:我明白了。

  • >> James: DO YOU GET IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。你明白嗎?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: THE WHOLE BAND GETS IT.

    >> 詹姆斯:整個樂隊得到了它。

  • ALL YOU'VE DONE IS CEMENT WHAT I'M SAYING WHICH IS -- STEVE'S

    你所做的只是鞏固我所說的... ...這就是... ...史蒂夫的。

  • LIKE, HAMBURGER GUY, BORROW MONEY FOR A BURGER, NEVER GET IT

    就像,漢堡店的傢伙,借錢買漢堡,永遠不會得到它。

  • BACK.

    返回。

  • HE'D SAY PAY YOU TUESDAY.

    他會在週二付給你錢。

  • >> Reggie: GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY.

    >> 很高興在週二給你買個漢堡。

  • >> THAT'S THE TERMS MOST MUSICIANS WORK UNDER.

    >> 這就是大多數音樂人工作的術語。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: VERY GOOD, VERY

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:非常好,非常

  • GOOD!

    好!

  • I DIDN'T KNOW.

    我不知道。

  • I'LL BE HONEST, YOU'VE RUINED THE NEXT FEW JOKES.

    老實說,你毀了接下來的幾個笑話

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME

    (笑)我們都有一個偉大的時刻

  • AND I LOVE THIS HAMBURGER POPEYE THING.

    我喜歡這個漢堡包的東西。

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WITH POPEYE, SPINACH MUSCLES?

    你覺得POPEYE和SPINACH肌肉怎麼樣?

  • NO, THE HAMBURGER GUY.

    不,漢堡包的傢伙。

  • >> WIMPY.

    >> WIMPY。

  • >> James: HIS NAME IS WHAT.

    >> 詹姆斯: 他的名字是什麼

  • WIMPY.

    WIMPY:

  • THERE'S A BURGER CHAIN NAMED WIMPY'S.

    有一個漢堡連鎖店叫WIMPY'S。

  • >> James: THERE'S A BURGER CHAIN NAMED WIMPIES.

    >> 詹姆斯。有一個漢堡鏈命名為WIMPIES。

  • YOU COME HERE FOR THIS LEVEL OF EXCLUSIVE.

    你來這裡是為了這個級別的獨家新聞。

  • THERE'S STILL A WIMPY ON MARLO STREET IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.

    在巴克漢姆郡的馬洛大街上還有一家小旅館。

  • THANK YOU FOR LEADING THE.

    謝謝你的上司。

  • [ APPLAUSE ] ( APPLAUSE )

    ( 掌聲 )

  • TIM HAD HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE AND WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO HAVE

    TIM有他的生日派對在那裡,我們不能承受有

  • HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE AND IT RANK ALSO ME TO THIS DAY.

    他的生日派對在那裡,它也排名我這一天。

  • SORRY?

    對不起?

  • >> LOOK AT YOU KNOW.

    >> 看看你知道的。

  • WHERE IS TIM?

    TIM在哪裡?

  • >> James: Facebook.

    >> 詹姆斯。Facebook。

  • HE'S WORTH $4.4 BILLION.

    他的身價是44億。

  • YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIM BUCKRAGE IS IN NOW.

    是的,我不知道什麼TIM BUCKRAGE是在現在。

  • WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NOW.

    我們明天見。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) STEVE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

    史蒂夫,發生了什麼事?

  • YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY.

    你今天看起來很好。

  • >> IT'S FALL COLORS.

    >> 這是秋天的顏色。

  • >> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

    >> 詹姆斯。這裡發生了什麼?

  • YOU'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT?

    你今晚有約會嗎?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • NO, NO, NO.

    不,不,不。

  • >> James: DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。別這麼說。

  • >> I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY.

    >> 我今天去理髮了。

  • >> James: BUT LOOK AT THIS LOOK TODAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。但看看今天的這個樣子。

  • I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO BOLD FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

    我從來沒有見過你這麼大膽的從腰部以下。

  • WHAT IS THIS A MUSTARD PANT?

    什麼是芥末褲?

  • >> YEAH, THESE COLORS TOTALLY GO TOGETHER.

    >> 是的,這些顏色完全可以搭配在一起。

  • >> James: THEY DO.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的。

  • IT ALL WORKS AND IT'S COMPENSATING FOR THIS TRACK SUIT

    它的所有作品和它的補償這個軌道套件。

  • THAT TIM KEEPS STICKING WITH.

    該時間堅持與。

  • I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LIKE TIGERS, RIGHT?

    我的意思是,誰不喜歡老虎,對不對?

  • >> RARRRR!

    >> BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH: BOTH!

  • >> James: DID YOU SEE THIS?

    >> 詹姆斯。你看到了嗎?

  • ON THE WAY HOME FROM EARLY VOTING, A WOMAN IN SOUTH

    在提前投票回家的路上,一位南部的婦女。

  • CAROLINA STOPPED AT A GAS STATION TO PURCHASE A LOTTERY

    加利福尼亞州停在加油站購買彩票。

  • TICKET, AND SHE ENDED UP WINNING $2-MILLION.

    票,而她最終贏得了200萬美金。

  • AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY ENOUGH, SHE VOTED FOR

    如果這還不夠讓你生氣,她就投給了我。

  • KANYE.

    KANYE.

  • IT'S INCREDIBLE.

    這是難以置信的。

  • SHE WENT TO THE POLLS A DEMOCRAT AND ARRIVED HOME A REPUBLICAN.

    她去投票時是民主黨人,回來時是共和黨人。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SHE WON $2-MILLION AND GOT TO

    她贏了兩百萬,然後就去了。

  • VOTE ON THE SAME DAY.

    在同一天投票。

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID WAS THE BEST PART?

    你知道她說的最棒的部分是什麼嗎?

  • DOING HER PART IN DEMOCRACY-- I'M KIDDING, IT'S THE FACT THAT

    在民主中盡她的一份力 -- 我開玩笑的,這是事實。

  • SHE WON $2-MILLION.

    她贏得了200萬美金。

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, IAN?

    如果你中了彩票,你會怎麼做,伊安?

  • REGGIE?

    雷吉?

  • EWE'RE PRETENDING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T IN LIFE ALREADY, BUT

    我們假裝像你沒有在生活中已經,但

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?

    如果你中了彩票,你會怎麼做?

  • >> HOW MUCH?

    >> 多少錢?

  • >> James: SEE, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE RICH.

    >> 詹姆斯:看,這就是你知道自己有錢的時候。

  • THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HOW RICH REGGIE IS.

    這就是你知道雷吉有多有錢的原因。

  • BUT WHEN YOUR QUESTION IS HOW MUCH?

    但是,當你的問題是多少?

  • WHAT IS IT, TEN?

    這是什麼,在這裡?

  • IT WOULDN'T MAKE A HUGE DENT IN MY LIFE, REALLY.

    它不會讓我的生活大打折扣,真的。

  • WHAT WOULD I DO, BUY ANOTHER CAR?

    那我該怎麼辦,再買一輛車?

  • I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS THE LOTTERY HERE?

    我不知道,這裡的彩票是什麼?

  • WHAT DO WE PAY FOR HERE, IAN?

    我們在這裡要付什麼錢,伊安?

  • >> LET'S SAY $150 MILLION.

    >> 讓我們說1.5億美元。

  • >> James: 150 MILLION.

    >> 詹姆斯:1.5億。

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

    你會怎麼做?

  • >> Reggie: I WOULD PROBABLY HELP A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH COOL

    >> 雷吉:我可能會幫助一大群孩子的酷。

  • INSTRUMENTS, TECHNOLOGY, KIND OF LIKE FIGURE THAT OUT.

    儀表,技術,有點像摸索出來的。

  • THEN I WOULD PROBABLY INVEST IN HIRED JEN FUEL CELL PLANES SO I

    然後,我可能會投資於僱用的JEN燃料電池飛機,所以我。

  • WOULD GET, LIKE, A PRIVATE PLANE BUT IT WOULD RUN ON HIRED JEN

    會得到,比如,一個私人計劃,但它會運行在僱用的JEN。

  • BATTERY SO IT WOULD BE ZERO EMISSIONS.

    電池,所以它將是零排放。

  • THEN I WOULD PROBABLY GET A SALTWATER SWIMMING POOL.

    然後我可能會得到一個鹽水游泳池。

  • THEN I WOULD PROBABLY REDESIGN A HOUSE SO IT'S HERMETICALLY

    然後,我可能會重新設計一個房子,所以它的HERMETICALLY。

  • SEALED AND THEY CAN CONTROL THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT FROM AIR

    密封,他們可以從空氣中控制環境。

  • QUALITY TO HUMIDITY AND ALL THOSE FACTORS.

    品質到溼度和所有這些因素。

  • >> James: I DID SAY 150 MILLION.

    >> 詹姆斯。我說的是1億5千萬。

  • I DIDN'T SAY $7 BILLION.

    我沒有說70億美金。

  • >> THAT'S CORRECT.

    >> 這是正確的。

  • THAT'S BASICALLY IT.

    基本上就是這樣。

  • >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, YOU WIN BIG ON THE LOTTERY.

    >> 詹姆斯。你呢,伊安,你在彩票上贏了一大筆錢。

  • >> LIE ABOUT IT.

    >> 撒謊。

  • >> James: REALLY?

    >> 詹姆斯。REALLY?

  • YEAH, I WOULDN'T TELL A PERSON.

    是的,我不會告訴一個人。

  • I'D EVEN KEEP COMING BACK INTO WORK.

    我甚至會繼續回來工作。

  • I'D SHOW UP IN SLIGHTLY GUARDIER AND GUARD GAUDIER OUTFITS UNTIL

    我會穿上些許警衛和警衛員的衣服出現,直到。

  • YOU ASKED ME ABOUT IT.

    你問過我的

  • >> James: IT'S NOT THAT BIG A LEAP.

    >> 詹姆斯。這不是一個很大的飛躍。

  • >> 68 CHAINS AND A VELVET TRACK SUIT.

    >> 68條鏈子和一套VELVET TRACK套裝。

  • >> James: FINALLY, WE HAVE A NEW

    >> 詹姆斯:終於,我們有一個新的

  • GUINNESS WORLD RECORD TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

    金氏世界紀錄要告訴你。

  • A MAN IN IDAHO JUST BROKE THE RECORD FOR BOUNCING A PING PONG

    愛達荷州一男子打破了乒乓彈跳記錄

  • BALL OFF OF A WALL USING ONLY HIS MOUTH.

    球從牆上只用他的嘴。

  • IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS, DON'T WORRY, THERE'S A

    如果你不知道如何運作,不用擔心,有一個。

  • VIDEO.

    視頻:

  • >> THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

    >> 三,二,一,走。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:我甚至不知道如果

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:我甚至不知道如果

  • WE'RE ALLOWED TO SHOW THAT ON CBS.

    我們被允許在CBS上播放。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I JUST WANT TO SAY, HONESTLY, WE

    (笑)我只是想說,誠實的,我們

  • DIDN'T ADD THAT MUSIC.

    沒有添加音樂。

  • THE PORNO MUSIC WAS ON THE VIDEO, ALREADY.

    波爾諾的音樂已經在視頻上出現了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,

    你怎麼看?

  • REG?

    REG?

  • >> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW.

    >> 我不知道。

  • IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

    這讓我覺得很不舒服。

  • >> James: AND ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW -- I CAN'T PUT

    >> 詹姆斯:和我,因為我不知道 - 我不能把。

  • TOGETHER THE STEPS ON HOW YOU GET THERE.

    把你如何到達那裡的步驟結合起來。

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO'S, LIKE, GOT A PING-PONG BALL IN THEIR

    我不明白誰的,喜歡,有一個乒乓球在他們的。

  • MOUTH AND THEY'RE, LIKE -- ( LAUGHTER )

    嘴,他們是,喜歡 - (笑)。

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S TERRIBLE.

    >> 雷吉:太可怕了。

  • >> James: WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD FOR THIS?

    >> 詹姆斯:這是什麼世界紀錄?

  • HOW'S THERE EVEN AN EXISTING RECORD?

    怎麼會有現存的記錄呢?

  • >> DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CRUSTY OLD COACH THAT SAID I HAVEN'T

    >> 你認為有一個生鏽的老教練說我沒有。

  • SEEN ANYONE SPIT A PING-PONG BALL LIKE THAT SINCE 1983 AND

    從1983年開始就有人吐過這樣的乒乓球,而且

  • THEN STARTED TRAINING HIM.

    然後開始訓練他。

  • >> James: YOU REMIND ME OF MITCH HEMALSTEIN, ONE OF THE

    >> 詹姆斯:你讓我想起了MITCH HEMALSTEIN,其中之一的... ...

  • GREATS!

    太好了!

  • >> HE STARTED BY SPITTING OUT PLUMS!

    >> 他從吐痰開始!

  • >> James: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO THAT LEFT A BAD

    >> 詹姆斯。視頻裡有一些東西留下了不好的印象。

  • TASTE IN MY MOUTH.

    味道在我的嘴裡。

  • HE BROKE THE RECORD, THOUGH HE ALMOST CHOKED.

    他打破了記錄, 雖然他幾乎窒息。

  • ( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER )

    (輪輞拍攝)(笑)。

  • I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THE NEXT JOKE I'M ABOUT TO SAY REQUESTED

    我不能再強調了,下一個我要說的笑話是要求的。

  • THREE TIMES BE CUT FROM THE MONO, AND IT'S JUST BEEN PLACED

    三次被剪掉的單聲道,和它剛剛被放置。

  • BACK IN EVERY TIME SO I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT

    每次回來,所以我會盡我最大的努力,我們將看到它是如何。

  • PLAYS.

    戲。

  • IF LOVING THIS GUY'S PONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

    如果愛這個傢伙的PONG,我不希望是正確的。

  • ( RIM SHOT ) ( APPLAUSE )

    ( RIM SHOT ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, THOUGH, GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, YOU DO.

    必須把它交給他,但,必須把它交給他,你做。

  • THIS GUY, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?

    這傢伙,你知道他做了什麼嗎?

  • DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE WENT, GUILLERMO, REG?

    你知道他去哪了嗎,吉勒莫,瑞格?

  • HE WENT BALLS TO THE WALL.

    他去了球的牆壁。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

WE'RE ALMOST THERE, GUYS.

我們快到了,夥計們。

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