Name: 傑森-蘇迪克斯從來沒有嗅覺 - CONAN on TBS (Jason Sudeikis Has Never Had A Sense Of Smell - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-27T21:05:26.000Z
Duration: 3 min 47 s

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you know everyone, of course, obsessed as we have to be with co vid and what we're all dealing with with covert and everyone's constantly trying to figure out Oh, my God, my throat hurts.

你知道每個人，當然，沉迷於我們必須要有一個共同的視頻，我們都在處理與祕密，每個人都在不斷地試圖找出哦，我的上帝，我的喉嚨痛。

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Could I possibly, um you actually, one of the main symptoms for covert everyone else's is not having a sense of smell.

我能不能，嗯你其實，隱蔽大家的主要症狀之一就是沒有嗅覺。

Were born without a sense of smell, as far as I know, because I don't remember ever being able to smell.

據我所知，生來就沒有嗅覺，因為我不記得我曾經能夠聞到。

I didn't I wasn't like a very, um I didn't fall and hit my head a lot.

我沒有... ...我不喜歡一個非常，嗯... ...我沒有跌倒，打我的頭了很多。

就像我不像一個無所畏懼的孩子。

You know, like kids that, you know, climb up things.

你知道，就像孩子們一樣，你知道，爬上東西。

I mean, I did break an arm, but I don't remember having a head injury, So as far as I know, it's Yeah, I've never had it and, you know, yeah, And now here it is being a thing.

我的意思是，我確實斷了一隻手，但我不記得有 頭部受傷，所以據我所知，這是 是的，我從來沒有過，你知道，是的，現在它是一個東西。

So when I even mentioned to people that don't know me or something, um, you know, like, oh, I can't smell like you'll just come in.

所以，當我甚至向不認識我的人提到什麼的時候，嗯，你知道的，比如，哦，我聞不到你剛進來的味道。

但這是一個問題，比如，等等，怎麼做？

Then you get the questions, you know, what can you taste?

那麼你就會有這樣的問題，你知道，你能嚐到什麼？

And it's like, you know, no, but but I don't have nuance.

它就像，你知道，沒有，但... ...但我沒有細微的差別。

There's so many little subtleties that I've learned as I've gotten older.

隨著年齡的增長，我學會了很多小妙招。

And I didn't even realize that all growing up because there's a kid.

而我甚至沒有意識到，都是因為有一個孩子才長大的。

The only thing you really pay attention to, what smells like, you know, something like pizza, cookies or farts, you know?

你唯一真正注意的是，什麼氣味，你知道，像比薩餅，餅乾或屁的東西，你知道嗎？

But then, at some point when I was doing Second City and I was in, the touring companies were in, like, a nine passenger bus or a man, and we're traveling around, you know, going from Chicago to like Ohio State or something.

但後來，在某些時候，當我在做 第二個城市，我是在，旅遊公司 在一樣，一個九客運巴士或一個人， 我們周圍旅行，你知道，從芝加哥去 像俄亥俄州或東西。

And you pass through a There were two things I remember going past, like some field or farm, and everybody was like rolled the windows because it smells like cow shit or something.

我記得有兩件事我都記得，比如一些田野或農場，每個人都喜歡搖下車窗，因為它聞起來像牛屎什麼的。

And then once those windows were up, there was, I remember, there being another moment where people like today because you have your shoes off.

然後一旦這些窗戶升起，有，我記得，還有一個時刻，人們像今天一樣，因為你脫了鞋。

I was like, Yeah, I was, like, laying down in the back seat like you put him on.

我當時想，是的，我是一樣，躺在後座上，就像你把他。

I didn't realize I had the stinkiest feet on earth and that that you kind of stayed, Had no idea.

我不知道我的腳是世界上最臭的，而你卻呆在這裡，我不知道。

And it stayed with me my first couple years at SNL.

我在SNL的頭幾年，它一直伴隨著我。

At some point, it kind of like went away.

我不知道怎麼做，也不知道怎麼做。

I didn't necessarily address it in a meaningful way, but it kind of disappeared.

我不一定會有意義地解決它，但它有點消失了。

But early on, um, the, you know Tom and Eric over that's no.

但在早期，嗯，你知道湯姆和埃裡克在那是沒有。

They would put my sneakers in a tougher way.

他們會把我的運動鞋穿得更硬。

It's because in a Tupperware like, yeah, uh, and again, I had no idea.

這是因為在特百惠一樣，是啊，呃，再次，我不知道。

It was super duper embarrassing, but But they found a way to make it less embarrassing for me and, more importantly, to make it less more tolerable for them.

這是超級超級尷尬的，但 但他們找到了一個方法，使它不那麼尷尬的我， 更重要的是，使它更少 更能容忍他們。

然後，是的，我... ...我什麼都沒有。

But like my little girl Daisy, she just last week realized that Otis found this out ages ago.

但就像我的小女兒黛西一樣，她上週才意識到，奧蒂斯早就發現了這一點。

But she way have a couple of olive trees, like in our front yard and she grabbed a bunch of leaves and she was like, smelling like that.

但是，她的方式有一對夫婦的橄欖樹， 就像在我們的前院 她抓住了一堆葉子 她很喜歡，聞到這樣的。

And I go up, I go like that and I go, Yeah, nothing.

我上去，我就這樣走，然後我走，是的，什麼都沒有。

And she's like, No, no, no, You got to like this.

她說，不，不，不，你得喜歡這個。

我想，不，不，親愛的，我是。

And it was like, you know, like, a comedy routine, and she just like, looking at me.

這就像，你知道，像，一個喜劇的常規， 她只是喜歡，看著我。

It doesn't get it, but to see your little kid be able to do something that you can't dio and have a sense of like a memory of it is bizarre, you know?

它不明白這一點，但看到你的小孩子能夠做一些你不能dio的事情，並有一種感覺，就像它的記憶是奇怪的，你知道嗎？

I mean, I can touch my toes either, but smell you think I'd still be able to dio You'll come back?

我的意思是，我也能摸到我的腳趾，但你聞到的氣味，你認為我還能dio 你會回來嗎？

Yeah, but I mean, if you had to lose 11 sense out of your five, which one would you lose One?

是的，但我的意思是，如果你不得不失去11個感覺 從你的五個，你會失去哪一個1？

Well, you know, we're getting there, then I could act with impunity all the time.

好吧，你知道，我們正在到達那裡， 然後我可以採取行動 與逍遙法外所有的時間。

You can take you get to the highest heights that way.

你可以帶你到最高的高度，這樣。

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