Something

某種東西

Like a face in the-

就像一張臉在...

It does kind of look like one

它確實有點像一個

I do feel like I've just wandered onto the set of a Stephen King film times like this

我覺得自己好像剛走到斯蒂芬-金電影的片場一樣，這樣的時候

I wish we'd gone to Niigata petting zoo

要是能去新潟的寵物園就好了。

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, wherever you might be watching from welcome to journey across Japan today

早上好，女士們，先生們，無論你們在哪裡觀看，歡迎來到日本各地的旅程。

We begin leg two of our adventure across the country from Niigata City to Kyoto

從新潟市到京都，開始我們的第二段冒險之旅。

560 kilometers, it's the longest trip of the entire journey the longest leg. So it's pretty pretty scary

560公里，這是整個旅程中最長的一段行程。所以這是非常非常可怕的

But joining me on this trip is our first major guest only problem is we're supposed to meet him an hour ago

但和我一起參加這次旅行的是我們的第一個重要客人 唯一的問題是我們應該在一個小時前見他的

This is Niigata Daigaku-eki station, but he seems to have walked off

這裡是新瀉大角站，但他好像走了。

and the reason is we're an hour late me and my me and the team because

原因是我們晚了一個小時，我和我的我和團隊，因為。

the bike rack on the back of the car took out took out the window and shattered it and

車後的自行車架拿出了車窗，打碎了車窗，並。

So we've got a new car the problems resolved

所以我們有了一輛新車，問題解決了

But I've got to try and track down where the guest is and that's where the miracle of mobile phones come in

但我必須試著追蹤客人的位置 這就是手機的神奇之處。

Joey where the fuck are you?

喬伊，你他媽的在哪裡？

The park? Right

公園？對啊

Okay

好吧，我知道了

Look who it is sitting on the swing. It's Joey the anime man

看看坐在鞦韆上的是誰。是動漫人喬伊

Sorry, we're late. Yeah, I mean we haven't even been on the bike and already my ass is sore from this tiny swing

對不起，我們來晚了。是啊，我是說，我們還沒騎車呢 我的屁股就已經被這小小的搖擺弄疼了。

I can barely fit in this thing he hasn't even been on the bike and he's already sore from sitting on a swing for an hour

我都快坐不進去了，他還沒騎車呢，就已經坐了一個小時的鞦韆了。

I was waiting for your ass for an hour. What does that tell you about? How Joey's gonna do anyway, here's them

我等了你一個小時的屁股。這說明了什麼？喬伊會怎麼做呢，他們在這裡。

Here's your helmet. Oh cool. Best helmet. That's the best one

這是你的頭盔哦，酷。最好的頭盔那是最好的一頂

Yeah. Look at that

是啊，你看你看那個...

For those of you who don't know Joey's a big anime Youtuber and he's Twitter verified

對於那些你誰不知道喬伊是一個大的動漫Youtuber和他的Twitter驗證。

Unlike me

不像我

So Joey yeah, every single day on this trip we're doing challenges sent in by viewers

所以喬伊是的，在這次旅行中的每一天我們都在做觀眾發來的挑戰。

But given that you're a guest I'm gonna give this challenge over to you today. I'm gonna let you decide. Okay, then. How about

但鑑於你是客人，我今天要把這個挑戰交給你。我會讓你決定。好吧，那麼。不如...

Considering that Halloween is coming up. I actually know of two very cool spooky haunted places in

考慮到萬聖節即將到來，其實我知道有兩個非常酷的鬼地方在

Niigata Prefecture

新潟縣

Which is where we're at. Which also just so happens to be the direction we're going see

這就是我們現在的情況。這也恰好是我們的方向，我們將看到

That sounds great and all, spooky haunted places. Yeah, but we do have Niigata petting zoo right down the road, I think

這聽起來很不錯，所有的幽靈鬼地方。是啊，但我們確實有新瀉寵物園 就在路上，我想。

Who the fuck wants to go to the petting zoo. I think the viewers would rather see the petting zoo

誰他媽願意去寵物園。我想觀眾更願意去看寵物園吧

At Niigata petting zoo you can pet three types of goat. A whole three types of goat

在新潟寵物園，可以撫摸三種山羊。三種山羊

I didn't even know there were three types of goat. There are now. Why do- no we don't, no. People don't want to petting zoos

我甚至不知道有三種羊。現在有。為什麼不... ... 不，我們沒有，沒有。人們不希望寵物動物園。

Ooh, people want to see us shitting our pants scared of creepy places

哦，人們想看到我們拉屎我們的褲子 嚇得毛骨悚然的地方。

Alright, alright, so that's the challenge of the day explore some abandoned spooky places. Let's go and not niigata petting zoo

好了，好了，這就是今天的挑戰，探索一些廢棄的詭異的地方。走吧，別去新瀉寵物園了。

This is Joey stretching, yep getting ready have you ever cycled far before? Uh, I've cycled

這是喬伊在做伸展運動，是的，準備好了 你以前騎過自行車嗎？呃, 我騎過

Before like long distances, but it's been a while. I'm obviously a bit out of shape

以前喜歡長距離，但已經有一段時間了。我明顯有點不在狀態

So definitely, I'm gonna try and get into a little bit of shape at least while uh while I'm riding with you

所以我肯定會試著去鍛鍊一下身體 至少在我和你一起騎車的時候會這樣做

So see how it goes make it stretching their mega stretching you

所以，看看它是如何去使它伸展他們的巨型伸展你。

You ready Joey? No but let's go. Good. I now announced trip to to Kyoto. It's open. Let's go

你準備好了嗎 喬伊沒有，但我們走吧。好的我現在宣佈去京都旅行。它的開放。我們去吧

All abroad

所有國外

Why is Google Maps taking us way. This isn't a road this isn't a road at all

為什麼谷歌地圖要帶我們走這條路。這不是一條路 這根本不是一條路

Murder we've just stumbled across a park with some kind of exciting looking bouncy

謀殺 我們剛剛偶然發現一個公園裡有一種看起來很刺激的彈跳裝置。

Castles my favorite shit going up ways it it's like an outdoor bouncy castle without the walls

城堡是我最喜歡的東西，它就像一個沒有牆壁的戶外充氣城堡。

I've never heard of really why aren't we on it already?

我從來沒有聽說過真的 為什麼我們不在上面？

How did I not know this was a thing

我怎麼不知道有這種事

We're going to reenact a scene from a James Bond film. Joey's about to die it seems you've outlived your contracts

我們要重演007電影中的一幕。喬伊就快死了 看來你的合約已經到期了。

Suppose to be dead, I think this is gonna be the way I

應該是死了，我想這將是我的方式。

The way I break my leg

我斷腿的方式

You know what though that's what go pros are made for

你知道嗎？ 這就是職業選手的作用。

This park is a personification of why Japan is good just there's like a building filled with go-karts

這個公園是日本為什麼好的化身，只是那裡好像有一棟充滿卡丁車的建築。

There's like 20 go-karts in there and anybody could just like the British person to me is thinking

有像20卡丁車在那裡，任何人都可以 只是像英國人對我來說是想

Anybody could just come in take a go-kart cause there's nobody here we're in a park in the middle of nowhere, nobody here

任何人都可以進來玩卡丁車，因為這裡沒有人 我們是在一個偏僻的公園裡，這裡沒有人。

This is incredible and now let's beat Joey in a go-kart race

這是不可思議的，現在讓我們在卡丁車比賽中擊敗喬伊吧。

Why won't mine move

為什麼我的不動？

Son of bitch

婊子養的

Son of a bitch no my biscuits my biscuits

狗孃養的 不，我的餅乾 我的餅乾。

We're here this is it the creepy abandoned tunnel. It's down there. Oh, can we go up that road there?

我們在這裡... ...這是它的令人毛骨悚然的廢棄隧道。這是在那裡。哦，我們可以去那裡的道路？

That looks far more happy. No. No. No, this was the challenge today. So this is maze tonneru or maze tunnel, right?

這看起來更快樂。 - 不，不，不，這是今天的挑戰。不，不，不，這是今天的挑戰。所以，這是迷宮tonneru或迷宮隧道，對不對？

It's the old tunnel that they used to make so this is the old road right connected to this highway

這是他們以前做的老隧道，所以這條老路就連著這條公路。

Why did they block it off? Because there were too many road accidents happening

為什麼要封鎖呢？因為有太多的交通事故發生

Oh my god, and so they built a the new highway to get out of the way of that

哦，我的上帝，所以他們建造了一個新的高速公路，以擺脫的方式，這

Is it genuinely scary? They say that you can hear a woman's voice in there? Oh

真的很恐怖嗎？他們說，你可以聽到一個女人的聲音在那裡？哦，是嗎？

So let's go. Yeah

所以我們走吧是啊，我們走吧。

I'm not gonna lie Joey this doesn't look like a road

我不想撒謊 喬伊 這看起來不像一條路啊。

Are you sure there's a tunnel down there? I mean there should be

你確定下面有一條隧道嗎？我是說應該有

This is gonna be fun is it?

這將是有趣的，是嗎？

That's cool, but

這很酷，但

He'll nah fucking out

他不會他媽的出來

So we're at the tunnel that the haunted tunnel that Joey really wants us to go in for a challenge

所以我們在隧道里，那條鬧鬼的隧道，喬伊真的想讓我們去挑戰。

That was his doing. Go on man. What do you mean go on? You go first Joey. No It's your video

那是他做的。去吧，夥計。什麼叫繼續？你先走，喬伊。不，這是你的視頻

What! I'm filming you bitch. I'm not gonna lie this this looks creepy right off the bat. We're in a forest up a mountain

什麼，我在拍你這個婊子。我不會說謊，這... ...這看起來令人毛骨悚然的蝙蝠的權利。我們在森林裡，在山上

We've come down a dirt trail for about what 5-10 minutes. Yeah. We finally hit the tunnel

我們沿著一條泥濘的小路走了大約5到10分鐘是的，我們終於到了隧道。我們終於到了隧道

Keep an ear out for the voice of a woman

留心聽女人的聲音。

I I get the impression this this little torch which cost 700 yen isn't gonna really cut it. Yeah

我覺得這個700塊錢的小手電筒不怎麼好用。對啊

Let's just see

讓我們看看

God

上帝

Well, why have you done this, why did you think this was a good idea?

那麼，你為什麼要這樣做，為什麼你認為這是一個好主意？

This used to be a tunnel for cars traffic, yes, it comes through here, right?

這裡以前是汽車通行的隧道，是的，它從這裡經過，對嗎？

Yes, you can see how narrow it is. I can see how there be

是的，你可以看到它是多麼的狹窄。我可以看到如何有

Legitimate accidents in here. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie I do feel like I've just wandered onto the set of a Stephen King film

合法的事故在這裡。是啊，我不會說謊，我確實覺得自己像剛走到斯蒂芬-金電影的片場。

Oh, yeah, this is one of the most terrifying abandoned places I've ever visited. At times like this I wish we'd gone to Niigata petting-zoo

對了，這是我去過的最恐怖的廢棄地之一。這種時候，我真想去新潟的寵物動物園。

Don't look off to the side no, no, you never know what you're gonna see see if we can hear anything

別往邊上看，不，不，你永遠不知道你會看到什麼 看看我們能不能聽見什麼

Subscribe to the abroad in Japan Channel. Did you hear that? Whoa. What?

訂閱國外在日本頻道。你聽到了嗎？哇哦什麼啊？

Got something, look like a face in the oh it does kind of look like one. Can you focus on that?

有東西，看像一張臉在哦，確實有點像。你能專注於此嗎？

You see it? Yeah, I can see it

你看到了嗎？是的，我可以看到它

that is oh

那是

It looks like a silhouette

它看起來像一個剪影

Joey that face looks like you, I'm not even joking

喬伊那張臉跟你很像，我不是開玩笑的

Does that not look like you?

這不像是你嗎？

Is that not like a sign?

這不就像一個標誌嗎？

What's this thing hanging?

這東西掛的是什麼？

Oh shit. What the fuck is that

哦，該死的。那是什麼鬼東西？

Wires and shit. Wires and shit

電線和狗屎。電線和狗屎

I must admit the thing that scares me the most is

我必須承認，最讓我害怕的是

spiders and snakes

蛛蛇

Paranormal things are actually quite low on my list

超自然現象其實在我的清單上是很低的

What the fuck is that? What is this?

那是什麼鬼東西？這是什麼？

I have not a clue, mate

我不知道，夥計

What's scarier is when you, take the torch away you see nothing? Yeah the torch

更可怕的是，當你把手電筒拿走，你什麼都看不到？是啊，手電筒

The torch has a very small effect

手電筒的作用很小

And when you take that away. I'm just picturing like something

而當你把這些拿走的時候我只是在想象像什麼

Walking past the end just like oh my god. Don't say that

走過終點就像哦，我的天。不要這樣說

Don't you leave me here, don't you leave me here Joey

別把我丟在這裡，別把我丟在這裡，喬伊。

Yo, bro, I think I think I think we're good

喲，兄弟，我想我想我想我們很好。

This is your challenge. No, we- You decide when I've completed this challenge. No, you've completed it. You've completed it. Yeah

這是你的挑戰。不，我們... ... 你決定當我已經完成了這個挑戰。不，你已經完成了。你已經完成了它。你已經完成了。 是啊，

Yeah, I think we should get the fuck out

是的，我想我們應該離開這裡。

Oh it's not that scary and then he ran out the tunnel. No. You literally ran out the tunnel

哦，沒那麼可怕，然後他就跑出了隧道。不，你真的跑出了隧道

I ran out the tunnel to scare you. Yeah, and you were like don't fucking leave me you son of a bitch

我跑出隧道來嚇唬你。是啊，你就像不要他媽的離開我，你這個狗孃養的。

That was creepy though, I must say I was creepy and cool

那是令人毛骨悚然的，不過，我必須說我是毛骨悚然的，酷斃了

Yes, very cool indeed

是的，非常酷

very very

非常非常

Cool. You know what? I think I think- Did I complete this challenge? Yeah, I think you did complete this challenge. Yes! I finally done

爽啊你知道嗎？ 我想我覺得...我想我覺得... 我完成了這個挑戰嗎？是的，我想你確實完成了這個挑戰。是的，我終於完成了！我終於完成了

Challenge and succeeded! I think It's the first day I've actually succeeded a challenge! Really?

挑戰併成功了!我想這是我第一次挑戰成功！真的嗎？

Yeah, the hell you've been doing this past five days, and it was by far the scariest challenge of all yeah

是啊，你過去五天一直在做的事情，是迄今為止最可怕的挑戰，是啊

Let's never speak of this tunnel again. Let's never come back

我們不要再提這個隧道了。我們再也不要回來了

Time for biscuits, yeah definitely

吃餅乾的時間到了，對，一定要吃

30-something kilometers shit. My ass is so sore. Well done Joey you completed your first day

30多公里的狗屎。我的屁股好痛幹得好，喬伊，你完成了你的第一天

Considered today a warm-up for tomorrow. I thought today was rough that a good it's been a it's been a nice day

把今天當成了明天的熱身。我認為今天是粗糙的，一個很好的它已經是一個很好的一天。

We went on the bouncy castle

我們去玩了充氣城堡

Bouncy thing. I don't know the name of it. It was a castle incredible fun

彈性的東西。我不知道它的名字。那是個城堡，非常好玩

Yeah, and we went to the terrifying tunnel of horror. This guy's running so fast

是啊，我們還去了恐怖的隧道。這傢伙跑得真快

He's running faster than we were going on the bikes. How many how many calories did you burn today Joey?

他跑得比我們騎車還快。你今天消耗了多少卡路里 喬伊?

How many calories? Let me check with my handy dandy smart watch

有多少卡路里？讓我用我的智能手錶檢查一下吧

According to my watch say we burn

根據我的手錶說，我們燒

1686 calories

1686卡路里

Now, let's make up for it by having some biscuits. This is your reward. Sweet, for completing the first day. Alfort?

現在，讓我們吃點餅乾來彌補一下。這是你的獎勵。甜蜜的，因為你完成了第一天的任務Alfort?

Mini chocolates

迷你巧克力

It's been quite fun having somebody joining me on the trip the last between you and Natsuki. I've got a little bit lonely

有一個人和我一起去旅行很有趣 最後一次是你和夏樹的旅行。我有點寂寞了

Cycling along down the coast on my own. It's nice to have someone here, especially to brave that

我一個人沿著海岸線騎車。有人在這裡真好，尤其是勇敢地去面對

Unpleasant tunnel. It also went to a cave today a pretty scary unpleasant cave

不愉快的隧道。今天還去了一個山洞 一個很恐怖的不愉快的山洞。

Oh, yeah that was unpleasant. We didn't have time to put in this video

哦，是的，這是不愉快的。我們沒有時間把這個視頻

Joey's gonna have it on his channel. Look behind you. Look how ominous. Look how terrifying that looks with the

喬伊會在他的頻道上播報的看看你身後。看多不祥。你看，多麼可怕，看起來與

statue over your shoulder

肩雕

I'm actually- Look at that. I am actually not cool with this at all

我其實--你看。我其實不冷靜與此有關的所有

But for now guys, that is it

但現在，夥計們，就是這樣

We'll be back tomorrow morning to do it all over again to cycle a lot further this time

我們明天早上再來一遍，這次要騎更遠的車了

I think right and we'll be doing a challenge

我想是的，我們會做一個挑戰。

Sent in by you guys as well wherever you might be watching from out there in the big wide world

你們也送來了，無論你們在哪裡，無論你們是否在外面的大千世界裡看熱鬧

Thanks for watching guys, and hopefully we'll see you tomorrow

謝謝大家的觀看，希望我們明天能再見面

Bye Bye

掰掰

Joey when I asked you to come on this cycle

喬伊，當我叫你來這個週期的時候

Did you ever imagine you'd be having a Sapporo beer on a beach next to the world's biggest nuclear power plant whilst a Nintendo

你有沒有想過你會在世界最大的核電站旁邊的海灘上喝著札幌啤酒，而任天堂則是在這個世界上最大的核電站旁邊的海灘上喝著札幌啤酒。

64 controller was behind you and it was a big wifu pillow stuck to your bicycle. Yes

64控制器在你身後，它是一個大的wifu枕頭粘在你的自行車上。對啊